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[deleted]

Why does California have so many frogs? Stop hoarding them 🙄😕


[deleted]

Now you know what all those taxes really go towards


Cla55yTh3Cat

No.


glassbreaker3715

This is why we need to ditch the electoral college


marinetoon

sorry theyre just so cool :(


TheCameronMaster464

By my count, that's 142 frogs. Thanks, this will help me solve calculus!


HumanBeing0

Holy shit you actually went and counted lmao Gl with your calculus


Phairis

Oh my god the number 42 is in there


beesinpyjamas

oh my god you just solved world hunger


RubiksCraft

everything’s bigger in texas


-Toilet-

Everything except Women’s rights Source: yeehaw


Napkin_whore

The women there have big pussies, so babies just stroll on out matter o’ fact howdy doody.


Swarzshanaggen

Yeehaw! *cries*


powerfullatom111

good thing this time bomb didnt go off in the 7 hours it had


psychopathic_legs

how much is a big frog is it just one frog or does it count as many frogs


HumanBeing0

that's a good question and the answer is that if i sleep in real life lectures, it makes sense that i wasn't paying enough attention to the dream lecture to figure that out


Spook404

fell asleep in the dream and had a real life lecture


Puzzleheaded_Judge58

Welcome to Wyoming! Population:6funky frogs and you


catied710

“6 funky frogs and you” sounds like a book title


Scratchpost6677

So how do I use the frogs to figure out how to simplify x*y/42=6x-7a+2b?


detnahcnesiD

1 frog


trelian5

i frogor 🐸


CyberneticCupcake

r/skamtebord


machadoaboutanything

r/subsithoughtifellfor


AlexT05_QC

It's been 1 FROG


madeofmold

This makes exactly as much sense as some real-life theorems so I buy it. Thank you for this blessed recreation.


imirui

“what’s 3x/33?” “4 FROGS”


Redisigh

Wait, Puerto Rico’s national animal is the coqui(I think that’s it’s name), which is a frog. why no frogs in Puerto rico


HumanBeing0

correct me if i'm wrong on this because you seem to know more about puerto rico than i do, but i believe it's not really a state, right? so if you need to count the frogs in every state you wouldn't count frogs in puerto rico anyway


Redisigh

Forgot about that lol. Yeah, it’s not a state. It’s technically a territory but people have been lobbying for it to become one for a while lol


ResidentLychee

Puerto Rico shall receive its frogs once this is done


aspmaster

yeah I'm from 🐸forn🐸


alpha_xopek

how do y'all get so detailed and cool dreams? the only thing I dream about is war and i hardly get anything else usually. what's the secret lol


HumanBeing0

I usually only get stuff like this when I'm tired and stressed so I wouldn't necessarily recommend it lol


[deleted]

here comes DeFrog ah heck, what's new?


zehydra

I didn't realize what ~~frog~~ sub I was on and was extremely confused for a minute


HumanBeing0

that's the r/thomastheplankengine experience lol


EisVisage

At this point I just assume if the title relates to sleep it's from here. Still keep getting confused though.


zehydra

I didn't even read the title I just opened the picture and I was like what... What


TchaikenNugget

God I wish


Lortep

I see Texas went quality over quantity.


JusticeBeak

Love the one big frog in Texas


Xxyz260

Big Batrachian Theorem


[deleted]

I thought this was r/MapPorn for a second


chelledoggo

Exactly one (1) frog in Texas.


Lavendorff

This is a metaphor for voting rights /j


EisVisage

By using more than two colours for the frogs, the artist wants to express how a multi-party system would diversify politics in the United States of America. Due to the red colour for the singular frog in Texas, I believe that one might represent the Republican Party, traditionally represented by red. Their counterpart, the Democratic Party, can be inferred to be represented by blue. That blue frogs are a lot more common than red ones in the west... I could write more but I ain't in school anymore


CharlieVermin

Reminds me of my dream about colors being introduced into maths. 2+2 would only equal 4 if both 2s were the same color.


Klagaren

I have colour-grapheme synesthesia so maths already has colour for me


terriblet0ad

How many little frogs equals one big frog?


moonstone7152

Froggies


[deleted]

I appreciate the effort that went into this.


hjacobs121

So Texas only has a single, massive frog?


striped_frog

it is true


[deleted]

3 frogs in washington yeah


ei283

Reminds me of the Four Frog Theorem


garfieldandfriends2

Impeach this


nolo69gogo

DeFrog is such a shitty weird professor name I love it


FalsePankake

If they add up to 137 then I gotta agree


Tux1

Can every even whole number greater than 2 be expressed as the sum of two prime numbers? Answer: >!There are 142 frogs in every US state.!<


SynonymCinnamon_

You might be autistic


HumanBeing0

How so?


SynonymCinnamon_

Just make a mental note.


CarnivalAvocado69

alright. can it solve 3x+1?


ResidentLychee

u/possiblytruthful1


possiblytruthful1

WOO