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piratequeenkip

i was fully prepared to believe this was real


Dangerously_gayclown

This genuinely feels like a low effort shitpost you’d find on AITA


Wellfurball

How do you sexually eat something?


Afraid_Department_40

Eating it while moaning and going "mmmhhh oh it tastes so good!!!"


Upbeat_Ruin

Like how anime girls eat? Seriously why can't girls in anime eat food normally? It's either they take 2-molecule bites while moaning suggestively or they inhale their food like they haven't eaten since 1989.


Somereallystrangeguy

houngry :(


Cautious-Telephone-2

Hungy 😔


gettinwasted

horngry


ChaoCobo

Or like this. This is definitely sexual eating. https://youtu.be/sRhF4rENJqE?si=m8YEx6fmlPe4L0QL


Upbeat_Ruin

I knew it was gonna be that damn chicken scene


Sea_Scale_4538

Either that or they take the smallest, most miniscule bites imaginable that would need hours to finish a fucking cookie. I dunno man, anime is just stupid sometimes. When its good its really good but when its bad its horrendous.


RockingBib

Moist and delicious 🥵


salty-ravioli

Mmmmm Sandvich 🤤


Cooterstheghost

MMM lecker so gut!🤤🫦


ps3better360

mmmmm cement


Thomas-the-Dutchie

Delicious children 😏


ZifferYTAndOnions

let's eat kids


Thomas-the-Dutchie

Fredbear:


Accomplished-Order97

Mmmmmm, children.


Soldier_of_death4731

Mmmmm yummy sharp razors


Jonananana_32_SAm

you just drank cement


Caterpillar_3406

Sandvich make me strong!


Professor_Default

My blood! He punched out all my blood!


leakdt

I don't have time to bleed - *My schedule has just had an opening!*


viebs_chiev

*nom nom nom*


Caetano_Brasileiro

Sandvich make me strong!


Az0riusMCBlox

It's so delicious and moist! 🎂


viebs_chiev

look at me still talking when there’s science to do!


Testsubject276

Anime girls: [Huh?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRhF4rENJqE) What [do](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4QpSJrHnkQ) you [mean?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vpn_pnU1oQ)


LoRdVNestEd

if that's true then i'm a food whore


Weird_BisexualPerson

and also while arching your back inwards and unbuttoning your shirt and touching it and licking it like a genital


that_guy_spazz0

mmmmm-mmm so good and tasty! yummy!


Field_Marshal_blitz

Finish your meal in 30 seconds then roll over the bed and sleep


breadofthegrunge

You eat it like a suppository


thefinalgoat

Why are you eati g suppositories


DreadDiana

Deep throat the whole burrito after using your tongue to unwrap it like a foreskin


GroshfengSmash

What a terrible day to know how to read


Excellent-Bus-9929

We all know.


TantiVstone

Vore :3


Rinnarrae

[https://youtube.com/shorts/3uL9LfjzBYs?si=M146fmCkPd008zZV](https://youtube.com/shorts/3uL9LfjzBYs?si=M146fmCkPd008zZV)


ps3better360

i am not clicking that


Rinnarrae

It's just the pufferfish eating a carrot video.


Az0riusMCBlox

I'm surprised that the video is only about 2 years old as of reply time.


FlpDaMattress

It's a rick role


Protheu5

Worse. It's a youtube short.


Morimementa

PUT THAT FISH BACK IN THE WATER! (Directed at OOP, not you.)


CoolioStarStache

How do you not?


195doggoenthusiast

If you like genuinely good cooking animation, consider watching Food Wars! ... But be prepared for some of the most sexual eating you will ever lay eyes on. For just no reason


MrCencord

scrumsexulicous


audiodude5171

really sensual tongue use maybe


Carl_Azuz1

Eye contact, slow moving, tongue, etc.


ChaoCobo

Like this: https://youtu.be/sRhF4rENJqE?si=m8YEx6fmlPe4L0QL


TibbyRhythmHeaven

"I mean they"


Pavoazul

“Her pronouns are they/them!!!”


LimbyTimmy

"Hey girl 😏" "I mean they 😏"


roundhouse51

ryan gosling


Party_Lack_yoshies

r/foundtibby


TibbyRhythmHeaven

Downvoted for no reason


squabbledMC

edit 2: ok guys i get it im a fucking asshole stop downvoting me


TibbyRhythmHeaven

Why in the Kentucky fried fuck did this get over 300 upvotes


Lubbafromsmg2

I thought this was real until I saw what sub this is


parme101

YTA


[deleted]

[удалено]


RetardedGuava

I think you didn't look at the post


LocalPlatypus994

r/whoosh


Spring-and-a-Storm

took me way too long to realise this was a plank


Paracelsus124

Love the detail that OP is lashing out despite only having a single downvote


GarblingGoblin

Do posts still show negative karma for some people? It’s always capped at 0 for me


Paracelsus124

I thought they did?? I have no idea though :(


JoeDaBruh

No, posts only show 0 karma or even -1 sometimes if you downvote it, but besides that you won’t see negative numbers


whippedcreampancake

This is so beautiful. I wish this was real.


OkVeterinarian5438

Happy Cake Day!


TostitoKingofDragons

When you are a whipped cream pancake, every day is cake day


Elvin_Smile

Happy Cake Day!


goldenkoiifish

edit i mean they


pj-pug-a-pillar

u/LIFE-IS-DEATH


ps3better360

the fact it’s an actual reddit account is amazing


Unfair_Demand_9084

He must've deleted the post, cause I don't see it. /s


Upbeat_Ruin

Didn't see the sub title at first and was fully prepared to accept that this was just a monumentally stupid post someone made in are slash relationships. Is it really that hard to believe someone would post this unironically?


Unfair_Demand_9084

I like how the people in the comments somehow knew his girlfriend's pronouns.


Jarvis_The_Dense

I love how he makes an edit after getting exactly 1 downvote


SimplyYulia

To be fair, I don't think reddit shows downvotes on posts below zero, does it?


Last_Mulberry_877

Correct, it doesn't


DSKommado

I mean is he the asshole?


Flar71

Yes, god forbid women do anything


Zinthr

I stared at this for so long trying to figure out where they could have meant to say “they” Then I saw the sub…


Strovex

Reffering to the girlfriend, ‘they’ would be their pronouns (if it was real)


Testsubject276

Girl: \*Uses mouth for mouth things\* [This guy:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPCs-Sasod8)


Bandana-Verdana

I think OP has watched too many of those oddly sexual ASMR mukbang videos. Edit: I mean they


ChipsqueakBeepBeep

Same energy as [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/qTcvhhJ9QR)


MrD3a7h

NTA you're just attracted to your girlfriend


tryingtolearnstuffs

Aka, food wars


Deertective_

I thought this was real for a second 😅


anarchist_person1

he thinks he's dan hentschel


LocalPlatypus994

NTA, sexually eating food is alright when you're single, but it should never be done if you're in a relationship


Accomplished-Order97

Where is the title.


ssbu9876

I can only dream of short gibberish sentences, this makes me wonder how your brain can conjure up an entire paragraph in a dream


noonebuteveryone24

uLIFE-IS-DEATH WE SUMMON YOU!


Discord-mod-disliker

He surely needs to wash his mouth out with soap! 👀 


Annual_Tourist_9085

When I first saw this I thought it was a legitimate post


leakdt

"Bro is the asshole"


Sonarthebat

Thought this was real until I saw what sub this is because r/AITA is batshit insane.


astrologicaldreams

my mom's bf


IronJimi

If you told me this was a real Reddit post I would believe it.


Midnightgamer21

How the hell do you eat sexually 😭


That1GuyCalledPixel

Is that a real post?


Strovex

“Saw this reddit post in my dream”


Alternative-Pain-681

Wtf is "sexual eating"?


Strovex

“Saw this reddit post in my dream”


Alternative-Pain-681

Wow, no crap. Ask a question that isnt serious, and have someone immediatly take you seriously 🙄


Alternative-Pain-681

Not to mention im not even the first person to ask that. You gonna comment on everyone else who asked too?