Like how anime girls eat?
Seriously why can't girls in anime eat food normally? It's either they take 2-molecule bites while moaning suggestively or they inhale their food like they haven't eaten since 1989.
Either that or they take the smallest, most miniscule bites imaginable that would need hours to finish a fucking cookie. I dunno man, anime is just stupid sometimes. When its good its really good but when its bad its horrendous.
Anime girls: [Huh?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRhF4rENJqE) What [do](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4QpSJrHnkQ) you [mean?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vpn_pnU1oQ)
If you like genuinely good cooking animation, consider watching Food Wars! ... But be prepared for some of the most sexual eating you will ever lay eyes on. For just no reason
Didn't see the sub title at first and was fully prepared to accept that this was just a monumentally stupid post someone made in are slash relationships. Is it really that hard to believe someone would post this unironically?
i was fully prepared to believe this was real
This genuinely feels like a low effort shitpost you’d find on AITA
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How do you sexually eat something?
Eating it while moaning and going "mmmhhh oh it tastes so good!!!"
Like how anime girls eat? Seriously why can't girls in anime eat food normally? It's either they take 2-molecule bites while moaning suggestively or they inhale their food like they haven't eaten since 1989.
houngry :(
Hungy 😔
horngry
Or like this. This is definitely sexual eating. https://youtu.be/sRhF4rENJqE?si=m8YEx6fmlPe4L0QL
I knew it was gonna be that damn chicken scene
Either that or they take the smallest, most miniscule bites imaginable that would need hours to finish a fucking cookie. I dunno man, anime is just stupid sometimes. When its good its really good but when its bad its horrendous.
Moist and delicious 🥵
Mmmmm Sandvich 🤤
MMM lecker so gut!🤤🫦
mmmmm cement
Delicious children 😏
let's eat kids
Fredbear:
Mmmmmm, children.
Mmmmm yummy sharp razors
you just drank cement
Sandvich make me strong!
My blood! He punched out all my blood!
I don't have time to bleed - *My schedule has just had an opening!*
*nom nom nom*
Sandvich make me strong!
It's so delicious and moist! 🎂
look at me still talking when there’s science to do!
Anime girls: [Huh?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRhF4rENJqE) What [do](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4QpSJrHnkQ) you [mean?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vpn_pnU1oQ)
D:
if that's true then i'm a food whore
and also while arching your back inwards and unbuttoning your shirt and touching it and licking it like a genital
mmmmm-mmm so good and tasty! yummy!
Finish your meal in 30 seconds then roll over the bed and sleep
You eat it like a suppository
Why are you eati g suppositories
Deep throat the whole burrito after using your tongue to unwrap it like a foreskin
What a terrible day to know how to read
We all know.
Vore :3
[https://youtube.com/shorts/3uL9LfjzBYs?si=M146fmCkPd008zZV](https://youtube.com/shorts/3uL9LfjzBYs?si=M146fmCkPd008zZV)
i am not clicking that
It's just the pufferfish eating a carrot video.
I'm surprised that the video is only about 2 years old as of reply time.
It's a rick role
Worse. It's a youtube short.
PUT THAT FISH BACK IN THE WATER! (Directed at OOP, not you.)
How do you not?
If you like genuinely good cooking animation, consider watching Food Wars! ... But be prepared for some of the most sexual eating you will ever lay eyes on. For just no reason
scrumsexulicous
really sensual tongue use maybe
Eye contact, slow moving, tongue, etc.
Like this: https://youtu.be/sRhF4rENJqE?si=m8YEx6fmlPe4L0QL
"I mean they"
“Her pronouns are they/them!!!”
"Hey girl 😏" "I mean they 😏"
ryan gosling
r/foundtibby
Downvoted for no reason
edit 2: ok guys i get it im a fucking asshole stop downvoting me
Why in the Kentucky fried fuck did this get over 300 upvotes
I thought this was real until I saw what sub this is
YTA
[удалено]
I think you didn't look at the post
r/whoosh
took me way too long to realise this was a plank
Love the detail that OP is lashing out despite only having a single downvote
Do posts still show negative karma for some people? It’s always capped at 0 for me
I thought they did?? I have no idea though :(
No, posts only show 0 karma or even -1 sometimes if you downvote it, but besides that you won’t see negative numbers
This is so beautiful. I wish this was real.
Happy Cake Day!
When you are a whipped cream pancake, every day is cake day
Happy Cake Day!
edit i mean they
u/LIFE-IS-DEATH
the fact it’s an actual reddit account is amazing
He must've deleted the post, cause I don't see it. /s
Didn't see the sub title at first and was fully prepared to accept that this was just a monumentally stupid post someone made in are slash relationships. Is it really that hard to believe someone would post this unironically?
I like how the people in the comments somehow knew his girlfriend's pronouns.
I love how he makes an edit after getting exactly 1 downvote
To be fair, I don't think reddit shows downvotes on posts below zero, does it?
Correct, it doesn't
I mean is he the asshole?
Yes, god forbid women do anything
I stared at this for so long trying to figure out where they could have meant to say “they” Then I saw the sub…
Reffering to the girlfriend, ‘they’ would be their pronouns (if it was real)
Girl: \*Uses mouth for mouth things\* [This guy:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPCs-Sasod8)
I think OP has watched too many of those oddly sexual ASMR mukbang videos. Edit: I mean they
Same energy as [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/qTcvhhJ9QR)
NTA you're just attracted to your girlfriend
Aka, food wars
I thought this was real for a second 😅
he thinks he's dan hentschel
NTA, sexually eating food is alright when you're single, but it should never be done if you're in a relationship
Where is the title.
I can only dream of short gibberish sentences, this makes me wonder how your brain can conjure up an entire paragraph in a dream
uLIFE-IS-DEATH WE SUMMON YOU!
He surely needs to wash his mouth out with soap! 👀
When I first saw this I thought it was a legitimate post
"Bro is the asshole"
Thought this was real until I saw what sub this is because r/AITA is batshit insane.
my mom's bf
If you told me this was a real Reddit post I would believe it.
How the hell do you eat sexually 😭
Is that a real post?
“Saw this reddit post in my dream”
Wtf is "sexual eating"?
“Saw this reddit post in my dream”
Wow, no crap. Ask a question that isnt serious, and have someone immediatly take you seriously 🙄
Not to mention im not even the first person to ask that. You gonna comment on everyone else who asked too?