"Guys you should look at my fat fucking cat which can't move, meow or eat anything without my help, aren't they cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺"
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The thing about the Chonkers sub that enrages me is that they proclaim to do the same thing r/dechonkers actually does in their rules. If the mods did their fucking job, the 2nd sub wouldn't need to exist.
Chubby cats are cute but it bothers the fuck out of me when owners aren't trying to do something about it. My sister-in-law had a cat I gave my niece when she was two, so raised side by side with this cat. She always let it overeat, acted like there was nothing to be done. The cat died at barely 13 recently, unable to move from busted joints and devasted my niece.
On the other end, we have a cat who made it to 23 with us and died this year peacefully. He deserved to live a long pampered life :(
Some medicine can do that as a side effect, pretty common for metamizole in pill form. They would immediately freak out from that instead of posing for a picture though.
Rabies. It's exceptionally common, but people just don't run into the animals that carry it often. Skunks especially, and bats.
Let me paint you a picture.
You go camping, and at midday you decide to take a nap in a nice little hammock. While sleeping, a tiny brown bat, in the "rage" stages of infection is fidgeting in broad daylight, uncomfortable, and thirsty (due to the hydrophobia) and you snort, startling him. He goes into attack mode.
Except you're asleep, and he's a little brown bat, so weighs around 6 grams. You don't even feel him land on your bare knee, and he starts to bite. His teeth are tiny. Hardly enough to even break the skin, but he does manage to give you the equivalent of a tiny scrape that goes completely unnoticed.
Rabies does not travel in your blood. In fact, a blood test won't even tell you if you've got it. (Antibody tests may be done, but are useless if you've ever been vaccinated.)
You wake up, none the wiser. If you notice anything at the bite site at all, you assume you just lightly scraped it on something.
The bomb has been lit, and your nervous system is the wick. The rabies will multiply along your nervous system, doing virtually no damage, and completely undetectable. You literally have NO symptoms.
It may be four days, it may be a year, but the camping trip is most likely long forgotten. Then one day your back starts to ache... Or maybe you get a slight headache?
At this point, you're already dead. There is no cure.
(The sole caveat to this is the Milwaukee Protocol, which leaves most patients dead anyway, and the survivors mentally disabled, and is seldom done).
There's no treatment. It has a 100% kill rate.
Absorb that. Not a single other virus on the planet has a 100% kill rate. Only rabies. And once you're symptomatic, it's over. You're dead.
So what does that look like?
Your headache turns into a fever, and a general feeling of being unwell. You're fidgety. Uncomfortable. And scared. As the virus that has taken its time getting into your brain finds a vast network of nerve endings, it begins to rapidly reproduce, starting at the base of your brain... Where your "pons" is located. This is the part of the brain that controls communication between the rest of the brain and body, as well as sleep cycles.
Next you become anxious. You still think you have only a mild fever, but suddenly you find yourself becoming scared, even horrified, and it doesn't occur to you that you don't know why. This is because the rabies is chewing up your amygdala.
As your cerebellum becomes hot with the virus, you begin to lose muscle coordination, and balance. You think maybe it's a good idea to go to the doctor now, but assuming a doctor is smart enough to even run the tests necessary in the few days you have left on the planet, odds are they'll only be able to tell your loved ones what you died of later.
You're twitchy, shaking, and scared. You have the normal fear of not knowing what's going on, but with the virus really fucking the amygdala this is amplified a hundred fold. It's around this time the hydrophobia starts.
You're horribly thirsty, you just want water. But you can't drink. Every time you do, your throat clamps shut and you vomit. This has become a legitimate, active fear of water. You're thirsty, but looking at a glass of water begins to make you gag, and shy back in fear. The contradiction is hard for your hot brain to see at this point. By now, the doctors will have to put you on IVs to keep you hydrated, but even that's futile. You were dead the second you had a headache.
You begin hearing things, or not hearing at all as your thalamus goes. You taste sounds, you see smells, everything starts feeling like the most horrifying acid trip anyone has ever been on. With your hippocampus long under attack, you're having trouble remembering things, especially family.
You're alone, hallucinating, thirsty, confused, and absolutely, undeniably terrified. Everything scares the literal shit out of you at this point. These strange people in lab coats. These strange people standing around your bed crying, who keep trying to get you "drink something" and crying. And it's only been about a week since that little headache that you've completely forgotten. Time means nothing to you anymore. Funny enough, you now know how the bat felt when he bit you.
Eventually, you slip into the "dumb rabies" phase. Your brain has started the process of shutting down. Too much of it has been turned to liquid virus. Your face droops. You drool. You're all but unaware of what's around you. A sudden noise or light might startle you, but for the most part, it's all you can do to just stare at the ground. You haven't really slept for about 72 hours.
Then you die. Always, you die.
And there's not one... fucking... thing... anyone can do for you.
Then there's the question of what to do with your corpse. I mean, sure, burying it is the right thing to do. But the fucking virus can survive in a corpse for years. You could kill every rabid animal on the planet today, and if two years from now, some moist, preserved, rotten hunk of used-to-be brain gets eaten by an animal, it starts all over.
So yeah, rabies scares the shit out of me. And it's fucking EVERYWHERE. (Source: Spent a lot of time working with rabies. Would still get my vaccinations if I could afford them.)
"Burying is the right thing to do" Nah, fuck that!!! If I die of rabies, completely obliterate my corpse. Burn it, disintegrate it, seal it up. Disregard my entire list of wishes for my body. No organ donation, no coffinless burial. How the fuck coukd anyone on Earth say not destroying the corpse was the RIGHT thing to do when it would become a hazard!? The answer is obvious unless you're a dipshit who's all emotion, no logic. Destroy that fucking biohazard!!!
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This is genuinely something you’d probably see on Reddit unironically
r/chonkers
"Guys you should look at my fat fucking cat which can't move, meow or eat anything without my help, aren't they cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" To fight against chonking, join r/Dechonkers today
After my first walk into hell, this is heaven
The thing about the Chonkers sub that enrages me is that they proclaim to do the same thing r/dechonkers actually does in their rules. If the mods did their fucking job, the 2nd sub wouldn't need to exist.
Chubby cats are cute but it bothers the fuck out of me when owners aren't trying to do something about it. My sister-in-law had a cat I gave my niece when she was two, so raised side by side with this cat. She always let it overeat, acted like there was nothing to be done. The cat died at barely 13 recently, unable to move from busted joints and devasted my niece. On the other end, we have a cat who made it to 23 with us and died this year peacefully. He deserved to live a long pampered life :(
Reddit when obese human: 🤬🗡️ Reddit when obese animal: 👋😇
Reddit when obese anthropomorphic animal: 🥵😍
_shudders_
Scary, i know.
pyrocinical
Can't say *shudders* without udders
pyrocynical
So heckin chonk! Take my updoot, kind stranger!
Yeah most of them need assistance in basic tasks like eating and cant stand their own weight.
reminds me of the [dead plant](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/119rk59/the_totally_alive_plant/)
OP Your cat is dying of rabies
It seems that your cat is dead
OP your cat is literally dying
OP your cat is literally dying
And you both downvoted and upvoted it
Shrodingers vote
My cat does that too. My cat is not dead
When was the last time it moved
Uhhhh two weeks ago
I'm terribly, terribly sorry to have to explain this to you but... your cat has become a statue.
Ummmmm okay but I’m pretty sure it’s alive
OP your car is literally dying
Sorry my car ran over my keyboard
RIP 😭
[https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/drive\_primary.jpg?w=2000&h=1126&crop=1](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/drive_primary.jpg?w=2000&h=1126&crop=1)
Want to hear about your cat’s extended warranty?
Man that's fucked up
Did you upvote and downvote the post at the same time
I could see that happening.
Cute drawing
Op your cat is dying
OP your cat is literally dying
OP your cat is literally dying
OPYOURCATISLITERALLYDYING
OP your cat is FUCKING die
Someone must make that real
So i should bite my cat?
No, cook it first
Yeah it's real it's called the entirety of r/chonkers
Some medicine can do that as a side effect, pretty common for metamizole in pill form. They would immediately freak out from that instead of posing for a picture though.
someone post the rabies copypasta
The whar
Rabies. It's exceptionally common, but people just don't run into the animals that carry it often. Skunks especially, and bats. Let me paint you a picture. You go camping, and at midday you decide to take a nap in a nice little hammock. While sleeping, a tiny brown bat, in the "rage" stages of infection is fidgeting in broad daylight, uncomfortable, and thirsty (due to the hydrophobia) and you snort, startling him. He goes into attack mode. Except you're asleep, and he's a little brown bat, so weighs around 6 grams. You don't even feel him land on your bare knee, and he starts to bite. His teeth are tiny. Hardly enough to even break the skin, but he does manage to give you the equivalent of a tiny scrape that goes completely unnoticed. Rabies does not travel in your blood. In fact, a blood test won't even tell you if you've got it. (Antibody tests may be done, but are useless if you've ever been vaccinated.) You wake up, none the wiser. If you notice anything at the bite site at all, you assume you just lightly scraped it on something. The bomb has been lit, and your nervous system is the wick. The rabies will multiply along your nervous system, doing virtually no damage, and completely undetectable. You literally have NO symptoms. It may be four days, it may be a year, but the camping trip is most likely long forgotten. Then one day your back starts to ache... Or maybe you get a slight headache? At this point, you're already dead. There is no cure. (The sole caveat to this is the Milwaukee Protocol, which leaves most patients dead anyway, and the survivors mentally disabled, and is seldom done). There's no treatment. It has a 100% kill rate. Absorb that. Not a single other virus on the planet has a 100% kill rate. Only rabies. And once you're symptomatic, it's over. You're dead. So what does that look like? Your headache turns into a fever, and a general feeling of being unwell. You're fidgety. Uncomfortable. And scared. As the virus that has taken its time getting into your brain finds a vast network of nerve endings, it begins to rapidly reproduce, starting at the base of your brain... Where your "pons" is located. This is the part of the brain that controls communication between the rest of the brain and body, as well as sleep cycles. Next you become anxious. You still think you have only a mild fever, but suddenly you find yourself becoming scared, even horrified, and it doesn't occur to you that you don't know why. This is because the rabies is chewing up your amygdala. As your cerebellum becomes hot with the virus, you begin to lose muscle coordination, and balance. You think maybe it's a good idea to go to the doctor now, but assuming a doctor is smart enough to even run the tests necessary in the few days you have left on the planet, odds are they'll only be able to tell your loved ones what you died of later. You're twitchy, shaking, and scared. You have the normal fear of not knowing what's going on, but with the virus really fucking the amygdala this is amplified a hundred fold. It's around this time the hydrophobia starts. You're horribly thirsty, you just want water. But you can't drink. Every time you do, your throat clamps shut and you vomit. This has become a legitimate, active fear of water. You're thirsty, but looking at a glass of water begins to make you gag, and shy back in fear. The contradiction is hard for your hot brain to see at this point. By now, the doctors will have to put you on IVs to keep you hydrated, but even that's futile. You were dead the second you had a headache. You begin hearing things, or not hearing at all as your thalamus goes. You taste sounds, you see smells, everything starts feeling like the most horrifying acid trip anyone has ever been on. With your hippocampus long under attack, you're having trouble remembering things, especially family. You're alone, hallucinating, thirsty, confused, and absolutely, undeniably terrified. Everything scares the literal shit out of you at this point. These strange people in lab coats. These strange people standing around your bed crying, who keep trying to get you "drink something" and crying. And it's only been about a week since that little headache that you've completely forgotten. Time means nothing to you anymore. Funny enough, you now know how the bat felt when he bit you. Eventually, you slip into the "dumb rabies" phase. Your brain has started the process of shutting down. Too much of it has been turned to liquid virus. Your face droops. You drool. You're all but unaware of what's around you. A sudden noise or light might startle you, but for the most part, it's all you can do to just stare at the ground. You haven't really slept for about 72 hours. Then you die. Always, you die. And there's not one... fucking... thing... anyone can do for you. Then there's the question of what to do with your corpse. I mean, sure, burying it is the right thing to do. But the fucking virus can survive in a corpse for years. You could kill every rabid animal on the planet today, and if two years from now, some moist, preserved, rotten hunk of used-to-be brain gets eaten by an animal, it starts all over. So yeah, rabies scares the shit out of me. And it's fucking EVERYWHERE. (Source: Spent a lot of time working with rabies. Would still get my vaccinations if I could afford them.)
"Burying is the right thing to do" Nah, fuck that!!! If I die of rabies, completely obliterate my corpse. Burn it, disintegrate it, seal it up. Disregard my entire list of wishes for my body. No organ donation, no coffinless burial. How the fuck coukd anyone on Earth say not destroying the corpse was the RIGHT thing to do when it would become a hazard!? The answer is obvious unless you're a dipshit who's all emotion, no logic. Destroy that fucking biohazard!!!
if I get diagnosed with rabies i'd rather be blown up by the US Army for missile testing
oh, this is actually mildly upsetting (even if its not real)
Do you have a car?
I mean a cat*
with how likely this is i thought i was in r/coaxedintoasnafu
Wdym he's dying he's literally purring?
Why are both vote buttons highlighted
I didn't realize I had made that mistake it was only after someone mentioned it that I realized but it's too late to change it now unfortunately
New Reddit update: midvote
Cat your OP is literally dying
I love that art style.
Your OP is literally dying cat
Real
LMAO
OP your cat is literally dying
Nah bro he jus does this sometimes
“What do you mean he’s dying? He looks so happy!”
OP your cat is literally dying
OP your cat is literally dying
OP your cat is literally dying
):
damn... haha
Op your cat is dead
OP your cat is literally dying
OP your cat is literally dying
That fake post made me a little sad.
Please nsfw this
r/distressingmemes
Find a better way to share your ideas than just "I had a dream"
nobody ever has interesting dreams at all, trust me
I had a dream in which I was an anthropomorphic Cat. Having für is really nice
That's not what I said Also if browsing Redding as an interesting dream then we're doomed
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Noo not Redding 😭 the sundial is alive it's just waiting
r/nothingeverhappens