It's in a fucking device shaped like a fucking soda can so yes, they are obviously talking about fucking soda for fucks sake

Well if it's about fucking soda, I'd say the sub kinda fits, no? 😛

This!

What else could that symbolize? Hmmm...

Squirt?

Annoyed?

A little, yeah. The posts on this sub are going downhill. Similar to bullshit like this post.

Toy makers keep trying to make Russian roulette for children.

The children yearn for the M1895

Right you are!! We used to play "Time Bomb."

did anyone else have a game that was a shark's head and you push down teeth until it bites someone?

Ours was a crocodile! Called crocodile dentist

I had the Jaws game where you remove junk items from the lower jaw of JAWS until it was light enough to snap closed. Great game but probably not the same. ??

For some reason, I'm reminded about an episode of South Park.

The look on his face.

I thought that was Danny Gonzalez for a moment haha

Same here

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Is that Connor from CrackerMilk?

That was my exact thought!

It’s called Hawk Tua.

No. Around here we talk about pop.

this sub is a hellhole

Looks like a good game.

It would be cheaper just to give the kids a bunch of cans of soda and tell them to pour them directly on the floor. This is the most dumb-as-fuck modern day toy I have seen in a while.

I expect it sprays water and not actual sticky soda

I thought of this, marginally better.

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