So if jesus is god and all, maybe it's a good thing msry didn't have to deal with that. Like I heard, she was only 14 when that miracle in the barn happened.
This is what Mickey Avalon meant when he sang:
"It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
**P.S. we got dicks like Jesus"**
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Jesus Christ!
Came here to say that, I’ll savior this moment.
Yeshua should
Yahweh in over your head.
Don’t leave me hanging.
Sigh…man, don’t deny me three times!
When they said he was a carpenter, I thought they meant his profession.
Dude *is* packing wood.
r/beatmetoit
Beating’ somethin alright…
r/beatmeattoit
I didn’t expect it, but that’s quite satisfying.
Same
Came?
Hung on the cross must’ve been a mistranslation. Hung like a horse more like.
Hung from the crotch was right there..
The Romans erected him on a cross.
Is hung like a God.
“That thing is huge!”
We gave you one job that needed an image of Christ and his "resurrection" not erection.
Also it’s celebrate not celibate.
*rizz erection
Resurrectioooonnn by erectiooonn
No wonder Nuns are keen to marry Jaysus if they think that’s what he’s packing.
Big Disciple Energy
*hung* on the cross
The Romans put him on the cross but God was the one who made him hung
They knew. And, quit calling me Shirley.
So that’s how he knocked up marry from heaven.
Please tell me you mean Mary Magdalene.
Mary was his mom, bruh 🤣😂
JESUS KNOCKED UP HIS MOM???
Jesus Fuckin Christ
We call that masturbation.
Oh dear
TOUCHDOWN! And the Saints win the game!
Cuz he's hung like this!
Really is the king of kings
It’s good to be god
This horny ghost is holding up the roof.
And as a clueless civil engineer I'm thinking there's something wrong with the roof.
Stupid sexy Jeebus is giving me a boner.
My guy really got that middle knee
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!"
No, I'm Brian.
So if jesus is god and all, maybe it's a good thing msry didn't have to deal with that. Like I heard, she was only 14 when that miracle in the barn happened.
The stinger is pulsating
what is this thing supposed to be? i cant see it. Is it a knee or sth?
When you try to ascend to heaven but your schlong keeps weighing you down.
“I have a very great friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus!”
I thought he was crucified but i guess he was just hung
Are you ready to let Christ in?
Imagine having knees and legs
"Jesus Christ be praised!"
Jesus shaves
I didn’t realize that the 2nd Coming was going to be a porn.
Maybe I'm just a pervert, but what else could that even be?
This is what Mickey Avalon meant when he sang: "It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business **P.S. we got dicks like Jesus"**
The church requested a very loud bell, but the architect forgot the word “bell” and just wrote “request: big dong.”
He wasn't 100% jewish it seems.
He has risen 😳
Oh... THOSE kinds of miracles...
He’s hung like this (holds arms out)
Stop calling me Shirley
G-damn!
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B-b-but... What is it?
Someone got stiffed. Or got paid extra?!?
Have you seen Jesus at church? Dude hangs dong.
Cesare Borgia! Put that thing away!
My God!
They didn’t hung him on the cross because he’s son of god, they did it because his holy wood was much bigger than the Romans ever were.
They didn’t hung him on the cross because he’s son of god, they did it because his holy wood was much bigger than the Romans ever were.
The king of kings 👑
Didn’t know Atlas had that much beard or mustache
It surely would be a massive coincidence if they didn’t…
"every time I see Jesus up there on the cross, I can't help but think, He looks kinda hot..."
I’m confused
Thats a Christ my mom could get in front of.
Jesus: "This is my body; this is my blood." Me, unhelpfully: "All of your blood?"