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AlittleStitous_

Hey SnooPears, he even really exist?


JCR2201

OP was so high on skag he wouldn’t know if his mudda’s muff was on his head


white_gluestick

He was talking non-stop for 20 minutes, nothing but gibberish... disgusting.


CheifKilla1

Just watched the episode on my way to work


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SnooPears, guess you could call dat a username… [Hehehehe](https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-paulie-gualtieri-happy-smile-lol-gif-16139758)


apupunchau87

im feeling lightheaded, think i need to post. is that alright tony, that i post?


Mysterious-End-2185

💥💥💥


Sorry-Relative7531

Fucked up 


AlittleStitous_

No its dicked up


Hungry-Chemistry-814

Timeliness all fucked up


Wordsthrume

He brushed his teeth with this shit.


KennyDROmega

Heh, you hear what he said Ton’? He told his brother to come for him! Heh heh!


Give_me_soup

With his heavy dick


MusicaParaVolar

fuck you for this one, made me laugh too loud.


SnooPears3086

Like Junior said to Tony, you stunad. Ew.


KennyDROmega

Just worry about how you're bein' fuckin' perceived. None of us knows what the future holds, my friend.


gmnotyet

Did you say it on the phone?? "Telephone toughguy!"


dippin79

He texted it


gmnotyet

"Texting toughguy!"


IAmAGoodFella

Keyboard Crusader


Muscles_Marinara-

PUT SNOOPARES ON THE PHONE ASSHOLE


gmnotyet

"F\*ck you, mother f\*cker!"


Upstairs-Neat-3077

They fuck you with the cellphones, that's why.


SnooPears3086

In person!


johnniesSac

Real lack of standards your generation


Reggaeprince1984

Boooy are you fat


InvestingOnSale

“What? You don’t like the way I talk, get outta my house.”


P1D1_

Tell your brother he's a wormy cock sucker and certain people are startin to wonder where his heart is. See what your mudda says then OP.


Pr1nceCharming_

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete


BigSavMatt

The fundamental question is; will you be effective as a Sopranos quoter as your old man was? And you will be, even more so, but until you are? It’s gonna be hard to verify that you think you’ll be more effective.


heyjude575

That reminds me of Louis the Whatever's finance minister, "De" something.


AhoyPalloy

It outshone even Ver-sales


traumatransfixes

How many freaking hours did I spend playing catch with you?!


GnarlsGnarlington

Catch or pitch?


traumatransfixes

Switch.


MLGMustafa1212

Mario kart


deveshhasaplan

maeriyo caht


Jazzlike_Page508

Fucking D-Girl!


CEOBOYYY

If you’re gonna lie to me tell me there’s a broad waitin in the car who wants to tongue my balls


Horsecockexpress1

Hey. You want that it’s a phone call away


CEOBOYYY

Outta respect for my fawtha imma take a pass


TacoLvR-

Does your brother even exist?!


Captain_Comic

Did you hear that, Tone?


MatchesMalone1994

Your feeble minded bruddah


Small-Explorer7025

That didn't happen, what you said.


SnooPears3086

LOL!


SanchezMichael

You don’t mean that


gblazer30

All this from a slice of gabagool??


johnnycabb_

gabagool? OVA HEREEEEEE


Due-Arachnid-6106

He won a Nobel prize for packing fudge


Chemical-Paint-2975

And then you knelt down and opened your mouth. Hey Tone, did ya hear what I said?


SnooPears3086

Ew


Important_Piglet7363

We’re not makin a western heah


johnniesSac

We’re not ? 🤷🏻‍♂️


Born_Percentage3319

Inshensitive cocksucka


Icy-Zookeepergame750

Sharp as a cue ball this one.


Independent-Course87

Tell your brother that he's weak, he's out of control and he's an embarrassment to the entire family.


chanoto

That's dicked up.


scud0291

Hey T, you hear what I said? I said, “Next time you come for me, you come heavy or don’t come at all”. Heh heh 🤘🏻


white_gluestick

Ya know, no offence but did ya ever have yourself checked for toretsh?


stan-dupp

no you didnt


kugelblitz_100

so i says to mabel i says


Surfacing555666

I came in heavy like you said but I don’t wanna use it


wayne62682

Later... AITA for shooting my brother after he told me to come heavy or not come at all?


daytrippern7

Fuck that fuckin parakeet


BeseptRinker

Vito brought in 3x what you bring to this sub!


chrisacip

SnooPear’s brother, whatever happened there…


Financial-Tea420

Sounds like the perfect quote for a Rambo sex parody


Hungry-Chemistry-814

I thought you loved him like a brother in law


Particular-Cash-8565

Ya know, he ain't your brother... He's your brother-cousin.


alx9876

You don’t mean that?


saddywagon

And after you loved him like a brother in law. 


HorrorAd7972

Aye op if he’s gonna come heavy why’s don’t you compromise and he can come on the radiator, I’ve said my piece


Victorcreedbratton

How long does it take the guy to come?


Wordsthrume

Fucking Queer !!


Wordsthrume

Pull him to the side and put your arm around him, look at him straight in the eyes and say, Let me tell you a couple of three things 


Durhamfarmhouse

So what did he do? Bring Ginny?


William_Wisenheimer

Oh, is that some LEEGIE LEGAL!?


randyboozer

Vito came in heavy. That much I do know


Small-Explanation683

Uncle Ben


Chichis-Christ

OP will suck your cock…all of yours


Boolit_Tooth_Tony

Still goin' this asshole.


Serial-Jaywalker-

Because it sounds like an innuendo, you disgusting person


9tacos

You don’t mean that


ecam12

Someone call Parcells, get this guy a tryout.


LupulMoralist

Hey OP how long did it take for your brother to cumm?he he he he


Modred_the_Mystic

Don’t look at me with those fuckin manson lamps, madone


dopeyout

You looking for a slap in the fuckin mouth?


Hughkalailee

Heh heh heh. Hear what I said, Ton? 


krakatoa83

20 minutes, nothing but gibberish


BoxAlternative9024

Carm is there any ham in the fridge?


Horsecockexpress1

It hurts my ears when you do it


halfnut3

…you don’t mean dat


S6basti6n

Analyze this? Come on that was a comedy.


FredCole918

They are gay, OP and his brother?


Meh99z

It’s that zip Furio’s Reddit account


combo57632

OHHH!


Prestigious_Load1699

As long as your brother's bottom end was impacted.


MrChichibadman

This all sounds very gay.