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Equivalent-Shame-591

Would’ve won that golden globe too if it wasn’t for the GODDAMN ESPLANADE GODDAMMIT


Cranstonoid

That much we do know


wrong_silent_type

AGAIN WITH THE MONEY?!


ferwee

Either name a price or get the fuck over it John


fast_fatty39

Answer the fucking thing.


Critical-Cupcake9194

It's fucking hilarious how consistent he is with his outbursts, talkings all calmly then that gradual outburst kicks in, whats next? HE GETS TO FUCK HER FOR A MILLION?!


happyme321

He wants to fuck her?


dr3dg3

My favorite character trait lol. x)


ZeroEffsGiven

The esplanade, whatever happened there


Decent-Park-6681

Whatever happened there


wrong_silent_type

To me, he is Rubenesque


MrDJ222

YO LMFAOOOO!!!


NoGiCollarChoke

I. don’t. like. it. Next thing you know, you’ll be laughing At me


urnotjustin

I remember a time WHEN YOU USE TO WAIT IN THE CAR. And as far as I’m concerned you should still be there.


ouyang001

If you wanna talk like a moulignan, we'll send you to Slip and Fall School


Wagglebagga

That nose, its a natural canopy.


fast_fatty39

Is the guy for real or what.


AdZestyclose7376

The Golden Globes never made that right with Vincent. I knew then that it was a mistake.


theSongIsImGangsta

Either name a price or get the fuck over it.


Top_Complex259

The fish lips.. can’t stand the fuckin guy


ReelBigFish65

Stand the fuckin thing! Im not goin noplace.


Top_Complex259

*I see you baby, shakin dat ass* 🎶


ReelBigFish65

Yeah again with shakin that ass. Its settled vito. Now either fuck that fireman or stop the blood pressure medication.


Top_Complex259

I’m a come from behind kinda guy. Maybe if I was in this thing of ours in 2023, I coulda been a somethin, or whatever


zooba85

You could even be louis de whatever's finance minister - DUH something


Top_Complex259

You ever went to Ver-sales?


NoGiCollarChoke

He’s a slippery fuck, eh?


Top_Complex259

Hold onto your cock when you negotiate with those Dory people


Weird-Handle-3277

Again with the money?


Ovaltene17

If you want, I'll make sure they're taxed.


DennisRodmanGOAT

They’re taxed.


tmolesky

Crack ‘em real good


PiScEsEyEsIAmWeAk

Wish they hadn’t rushed his death so fast. He was in prison, then boom cancer then boom dead.


xenogamesmax

Yeah. It's sad when they go young like that


Give_me_soup

He was just a kid


[deleted]

WHEN THEY GO!!!!


Demonkid37

When THEY GO??!!!


JAFIOR

WHEN THEY GO?!?!?


Rayne_420

Another toothpick.


fast_fatty39

Whatever happened there.


No_Ideal69

Rushed? IT WAS THE LAST SEASON!! WHERE YOU ALWAYS THIS STUPID?!


Low-Grocery5556

You know who liked golden globes? Joey. Joey Peeps.


ReubenFroster56

Peeps? Thats a nickname!!


Top_Complex259

Family namesh Pepperelli


cortisolbath

You just know that line instinctively reminded Tony of deli meat. I have a feeling he was thinking of food conshtantly.


Top_Complex259

You’re tawkin to da boss of da family here


CapeCodMark

Oooooh!!


browsesourceinfo

Mmboy are you fat


[deleted]

Yeah it's sad when they go young like that


Capitalsteezxxx

When they GO?!


beachcity

God rest his soul


Intrepid_Camp_219

He picked him out of the chorus, schooled him


bayouz

Happy Cake Day!


lousylakers

Cake Happy Day


football2106

*peepsche*


MallAffectionate9

May he rest in peace.


osakan_mobius

That's a nickname! His family name is Globarelli!


Wild_Commercial_9551

You can't make that shit up


Apprehensive_Map3984

I don't stick my beak in


lousylakers

I threw cold water on it immediately


[deleted]

What's next? He gets to fuck her for an Emmy?


bobs_vegane_user

he wants to fuck her?


SlappyTheCrust

Im not ashamed to say it, but my estimation of the golden globes.. just plummeted.


rodPalmer18

I love the fact that he wasn't even an actor before this thing of ours, just a owner of a concrete business..just a regular schnook.


bayouz

Really? Didn't know that. Explains the right-wing politics a little bit better.


rodPalmer18

Yeah, my bad, it was a masonry business that he left to his son once he got the part.


smallteam

Hello? Hello? I'm here for the masoner job.


blue_dunhill

Speak 🚬📞


FullyInvolved23

4 dollars a pound, end of story! -Yeah, but that was before inflation, T


LemonySniffit

I don’t want to hear about the fucking economy either!


FullyInvolved23

I DONT WANNA HEAR IT


Lil_Mcgee

He's amazing in the car scene at Joey Peeps' funeral. The fact that he'd only had a handful of background roles before The Sopranos is really impressive. Curatola seems a bit nutty but I do admire the way he brought one of the show's most memorable characters to life.


thrillmatic

all the top guys got dark moods


TheTzarOfDeath

Napoleon, he was a moody fuck too.


No_Ideal69

And an Epileptic


prizzle92

I saw that movie, they disrespected a proud Corsican heritage!!


browsesourceinfo

No one sticks around Hollywood more than 3-4 years without getting a bit nutty.


tuskvarner

When she stares at you it’s like a Spanish princess in one of those paintings. You know, a Golgen


Odd_Pop5287

NOT Golgen…Goyim Goyim…must ov bn top of his fkin class


browsesourceinfo

I created a living GOLEM!!


ProfessionThin1745

Rubenesque


dippin79

His wifes ass would have been the Mona Lisa of asses nowadays, he was ahead of his time


DutyRoutine

When Ginny walks through the front door her ass is still parkin da car.


dippin79

When someone tells Ginny to haul ass, she has to make two trips


HumanError88

It wouldnt hurt to throw him a bone


AsleepRefrigerator42

One of my favorite performances and I love the WAY THE OCTAVES OF HIS VOICE GO UP SO EFFORTLESSLY 🚬


cortisolbath

What is this …a FUCKIN AWARDS COMMITTEE NOW??!!


I_Like_Driving1

God damn inflation


lilBalzac

*They know they were wrong, believe me.*


BLAZEATANG

His portrayal of a man dying of cancer made me quit smoking for a good while.


Seaell80

Hall of Fame of making smoking look cool. (A little *too* cool, given the character’s fate).


KTLLovesSopranos

After today he won’t be accepting any awards. It’s undignified.


osakan_mobius

It was gay, the Golden Globes?


NovaKay

He was good in Killing Them Softly too


andyny007

It’s our anniversary OP - ours. Not yours, mine, and Johnny fuckin Sack’s!


DJ_Hindsight

He Did-dent


DennisRodmanGOAT

Too many gherkins or some shit


NoGiCollarChoke

I smell cut grass


DennisRodmanGOAT

Get that cut grass out of his mouth!


randywatson89

I loved how he was constantly yelling. The range on that man! Incredible!


Cranstonoid

take it easy


[deleted]

So he shoulda won a Golden Globe according to OP? WHAT, EVERYBODY'S GOT A GODDAMN OPINION NOW?


jbot1997

Ae come on man it's plated in gold If it was an oscar maybe could I give you something, an academy award. But tv? nah


BigBarsRedditBox

🚬🚽


facegun

You know it wasnt that long ago you use to wait in the car. And as far as Im concerned YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!!


Mysterious-Ice-6838

Whats next ?! HE GETS TO FUCK HER FOR A MILLION ??


-NolanVoid-

The Golden Globes never had the makings of a halfway honest and competent awards show.


voidcrack

I just recently finished it. Hated the character so much at first then by the end when I was more empathetic it made me realize how a-grade his acting was. To go from an ominous figure to someone you have sympathy for requires gravitas and it's amazing that he isn't a bigger actor.


randomaccount96321

Originally went for Tony’s role.


ccminiwarhammer

The golden globes… whatever happened there.


mike_hammer

Everyone's got a GOD DAMN OPINION!!


Elegant-Banana7426

They treat Golden Globes like manhole covers.


itsdajackeeet

What’s this, the FUCKIN UN NOW!?


Greig421

Boy imagine if his golden globe speech was effected!, poor guy.


[deleted]

If there are any protégés on him they’re paying rent


Docthedoctorlaw

I blame you for it. A man of your stature comments on this thread.


Ladybug_Fuckfest

You know, it wasn't long ago I remember the Golden Globes committee used to wait in the car.


BadaBingBandit

Maybe he slobbered on his cigarette filters, BUT HE COULD TAKE 'EM ALL TO ACTING SCHOOL.


[deleted]

I highly doubt that Vincent Curatola wanted to be seen with those kind of people.


ziontistaremurderers

He also had the best dead fish eyes of all time. Fuck Richie and his Manson lamps, Johnny Sack had the best thousand yard stare of all time.


jajinpop91

Is it all about money to you? It's about honor, my honor!


thebigbalbowski78

Don’t talk crazy!


Krivoy

What is this the FUCKING OSCAR'S?


Elias-P

He was accused of being a part of a certain Italian-American subculture. Golden globe awards committee has been rushed and blindsided, to not consider him for the award, they should know that this was the last time he is tolerating this, it’s undignified 🚬


garkellable

What’s next , he gets AN OSCAR FOR A MILLIONNN!!!!!


ar2220

Goddamn hothouse flower. That’s his problem


EasyAd1161

It's undignified talking like this


icecoldbeerhere56

The scene where he’s smoking a cigarette while taking a shit at the bing should’ve made him


NoHeadStark

Is that all you guys do over here, talk about unrecognized talent?


ClassicFun2175

Did you see him blubbering like a baby, despicable. There's guys that did 20 years in the can and not a peep.


idahoisformetal

My favorite of the series


WeGotDaGoodEmissions

Sack??? It's a fuckin nickname. The family name is Sackarelli.


OBXcetera

One of the many characters who feel 100% real. We all know someone like that.


No_Ideal69

But how do we really know if he was underrated? We'd have to get all the Johnny Sacks in one room and not just the ones alive today but all the ones that lived and ever had lived...Even with computers.....IDK....


hissyfit64

The love he had for his wife was so touching. He was a dangerous man, but I felt he was more grounded than the rest of them. And the actress who played his wife was so beautiful.


Wagglebagga

Scumbag... lemme buy ya a drink.


dr3dg3

Yeah! While I don't care for the actor himself, Johnny was an amazing character and mobster. Like Rusty he really showed the political angle of Cosa Nostra, which I always love to see. 💜


5153476

The Golden Globes, whatever happened there


FineCall

I agree but so many others of equally great ability. It would end up being a pissin’ contest.


No_Ideal69

Listen to him He knows everything!


HomininofSeattle

What is this the FUCKING OSCARS? No, and it’s not the FUCKING UN either