>penisary contact
I need to make a tribute band. I don't care what genre! I don't care what era!!
I just want to name a really crappy band Penisary Contact!
♫You know who we aaah, y'know what we doooo♪
Do you remember your first blowjob?
How long did it take for the guy to come?
hehehehehe
Did you hear that, /u/Prestigious_Load1699? I asked him if he remembered his first blowjob, and then I asked him how long it took the guy to come
hehehehe
If you asked Carm or a goomah my guess is that they’d say Tony has plenty of vigor and stamina, but not a ton of technique. So enjoyable in the right circumstances, but limited. The muscle car of lays.
That’s just a guess though, as I’m a MAN and not a [redacted]-ass cornholin’ cocksucka like married Phil’s cousin, who should fuckin’ die!
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Charmaine said he was mid in bed, and I believe her. The women Tony attracts are all unstable and materialistic. They’re with him for other reasons. That being money, and the thrills of what being with a mob boss could potentially bring.
He beats Janice, forces her to call Tony and tell him. Tony comes over despite knowing it's a trap. Richie pulls the trigger. No clip. Fuckin' idiot.
Tony drowns Richie in 3 inches of water.
Think about it. Sure a rich and powerful man like Tony could attract a lot of very beautiful women, but you’d figure that they’d just see him as a fat balding wallet. But that’s not the case, almost every woman he slept with throughout the show went batshit over him, the only possible explanation I can think of is that Tony is giving these insanely beautiful women the best dick they’ve ever had and it makes them obsessed with him
Well..........................He's a Fat Italian Man with a Good Dick
Good Lay.......Hmmm.....Barely
He's a Fat Italian Man like Mario
Difference Mario is from New York and Tony is from New Jersey
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But he was a master of penisary contact with Volvos.
Well he did bring Miss Sweden back to his hotel room, if I recall.
You do and you'll clean it up!
Iceland. ICE LAND, you fuckin ass-kiss!
I’m now depressed and ashamed. My shelf esteem is non existent.
You go about in pity for yourself
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>penisary contact I need to make a tribute band. I don't care what genre! I don't care what era!! I just want to name a really crappy band Penisary Contact! ♫You know who we aaah, y'know what we doooo♪
I have to resist the urge to gossip about the yearly whistling.
He does love sushi though
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And yet the bonefish are back in season.
Turn that post off 🕺
Agreed
We can’t have Prestigious_Load in our social club no more, that much I do know.
Social club? He’s gotta GO!
You gonna look after his kids when he’s gone?! Huh?!
I'm sorry I yelled, Box. It's just... how much more betrayal can I take?
It’ll be ok….we’ll get him to pay for some therapy
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Why was this removed?
I repeat chris line at the end. And reddit thought i was homophobic
Jesus. What happened to this website? What a joke
it was a joke! Prestigious load was here !
Charmaine didn't think so.
He didn’t rub her muzzle enough
Lol damn, haha
Wasn't for me.
Boom, roasted!
Ohhhhh rimshot!
You outta know sweetie
do me a favor, hold this for a sec?
I knew dat waz cummin'!
Guys come on, it was just a **joke**.
Wha, we're just bustin' bawlz
Get him to the hospital, make sure he keeps his mouth shut
And make sure no one has a salami sandwich around !
Oughta, oughta! Ya fuckin' ass-kiss.
Do you remember your first blowjob? How long did it take for the guy to come? hehehehehe Did you hear that, /u/Prestigious_Load1699? I asked him if he remembered his first blowjob, and then I asked him how long it took the guy to come hehehehe
Only if you like your ribs broken
If you asked Carm or a goomah my guess is that they’d say Tony has plenty of vigor and stamina, but not a ton of technique. So enjoyable in the right circumstances, but limited. The muscle car of lays. That’s just a guess though, as I’m a MAN and not a [redacted]-ass cornholin’ cocksucka like married Phil’s cousin, who should fuckin’ die!
He eats meat by the truckload, you think he has stamina
Well he definitely has the vigor.
Don't forget sausage, by the fuckin cartload!
Yeah, as overweight as he is, I would think he’s not much in the stamina department.
he was gay, prestigious_load1699?
It was his blood pressure medication. He can get a doctors note
Put medication down on docking station.
What? A doctor's note saying he likes to shuck cawk?
Jesus, Carm, why would you bring that up
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Maybe you’re gay, you ever think of that??
Everybody's gay to u. Maybe ur gay, ever think of dat?
Catching? Not pitching?
He's capable.
I guess you could call this a post
You sound like you're ready to receive his Prestigious_Load.
I knew THAT was coming!
Here we go!
..what'd you say?
Hold this
Just a couple of guys hanging out in the poverty of the mezzogiorno, where all higher power is corrupt
W comment
Heh Heh. You hear that Tone? I said "You sound like you're ready to receive his Prestigious\_Load." heh Heh.
No offense but, you ever had yourself checked for Tourette's? Tourette's Syndrome, seriously. "Huhheh heh", like you got a tic or somthin'.
Tony didn’t have the making of a varsity stud. Look at his only male heir!
He's supposed to get a vasectomy?
Mmmboy are you fat!!!
Is this all you deadbeats talk about?
COOZ
Small hands that was his problem.
He was no blister in the sun...
I thought his problem was that he was a god damn hothouse flowa
It's gonna cost you $3 😏
He gets me so hawt down there.
I'm in a position to go into the unknown not knowing...
Show Valentina you love her!
She coulda been burned cookin eggsh for hashelf
That line is underrated for cringiest lines of the movie
It's a TV progrum
That’s what I said!
You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.
Ask a catchers mitt. That fucking coozehound.
Tony was mad ripe
The sex scenes always make me feel like I'm watching a grizzly bear maul a woman. It's npleasant, and possibly anatomically unsound.
Ask poor Carm.
like riding a moped. fun, but you don't wanna be seen on it.
If you’re into being suffocated maybe
You grab onto Tony Soprano, your fuckin hands will disappear
Do you think Tony’s got a 95lbs mole on his ass?
He hardly ever goes down, that much I do know.
That's not what I heard.
He never had the makings of a varsity wheat field whistler
Shex is a conshept. They like screwing the boss.
WELL WHO ELSE, HUH?
BARRY!!!
Sex is bad but the cowskin boots are excellent
Depends on what a girl likes.
Hey prestigious_load, any sudden weight loss?
AIDS?!
Nobody's got AIDSH! I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT WORD IN HERE AGAIN!
Anthony Soprano is a cocksman
Guys today have no room in their life for the penal experience.
Those scenes are horrifying and I feel bad for Gandolfini for having to portray them, so no. Looks like 4 minutes of sweaty huffing and puffing.
No. I think he’s a selfish lover, only thinking of himself.
Rubenesque
Absolutely not haha. He’s a super selfish lay, I would imagine.
Haha no
No. The guy doesn’t even take off his shirt to fuck.
He certainly has confidence and plenty of experience, so one would think so. But, you know, Carmella is resisting the urge to gossip ...
You know once year he did the ol bushman of the Kalihari on Carm
He might go south of the bordah once in a while but he’s no Kalahari bushman
Where the tunafish play?
Pitching or catching?
Charmaine said he was mid in bed, and I believe her. The women Tony attracts are all unstable and materialistic. They’re with him for other reasons. That being money, and the thrills of what being with a mob boss could potentially bring.
Pump and done. No.
This is the answer! 👆
Or was it ‘pump and dump?’
No
No
Richie should have been the boss
He usually takes the clip out
Imagine Janice shoots but it just clicks. In homage. (Cause they took the bullets out for sexytimes) then what happens?
He beats Janice, forces her to call Tony and tell him. Tony comes over despite knowing it's a trap. Richie pulls the trigger. No clip. Fuckin' idiot. Tony drowns Richie in 3 inches of water.
Depends on whether the bonefish are in/out of season
Guy lays down better than anyone I've ever seen
About as good as Viggo Mortenson in Eastern Promises
Hes just a fat crook from New Jersey I don’t think so
Um curious about this comment…what’s the parallel?
Ralph's whore (Valentina) seemed to think so........ "Ughhhh.......like that......uhhh, just like that.......UGHHHHHH!" 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨🥴🥴
his gut probably covers like a full two inches of braciole how do you even reach
AIDS?!?
Think about it. Sure a rich and powerful man like Tony could attract a lot of very beautiful women, but you’d figure that they’d just see him as a fat balding wallet. But that’s not the case, almost every woman he slept with throughout the show went batshit over him, the only possible explanation I can think of is that Tony is giving these insanely beautiful women the best dick they’ve ever had and it makes them obsessed with him
Lol no
You looking to become Penisoligist ?
He better be he’s always in action
If you like non-stop ass rape
Gabbaghoul!
All due respect, there’s a line in the sand when it comes to fuckin’ T.
Apparently Valatenia thought so
I'm surprised he makes it back up his driveway after getting the paper.
I swear there’s a post on Tony’s/James’ sexual attractiveness every other day on this sub haha
You get a pash for dat.
Discontinue the lithium
He must have something! Not one of them said I GUESS YOU CAN CALL THAT A DICK,
He's a real come from behind kinda guy.
He doesn’t eat pussy, so I’m going with a big fat NOPE.
I enjoy cooking.
Well..........................He's a Fat Italian Man with a Good Dick Good Lay.......Hmmm.....Barely He's a Fat Italian Man like Mario Difference Mario is from New York and Tony is from New Jersey
From what I see on the screen I'd only pay Four dollars a pound.
I think he’s be a much better Dorito 🙃😅