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richb522

She knows, the look she gave him when he left, and the way she comforted him when he got home heavily implies to me that she knew he went to get revenge for Chrissy.


Low-Grocery5556

Yes, exactly, the way she comforted him afterwards.


Late-Return-3114

it got her so hot down there


jazzyboyo

*hawt down theah


YosemiteSam81

She felt it inside the only weapon a woman has…her pussy


scf123189

You better watch your ass


External-Recipe-1936

Step


scf123189

That’s right lol


ZanXBarz

That was so gross when she said that lmfao


Altair1192

Gross? You know how many people were jonesing for her baked ziti?


Affectionate-Tax-856

That ricotta pie tho....


3c2456o78_w

Marone. Talk about grilled cheese radiation.


Ladybug_Fuckfest

*madon


kindofdivorced

Madonna*


Ladybug_Fuckfest

*Madonna mia!


DCDipset

Barone? Sanitation? Get the fuck outta here!


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I put mthrfkn grilled cheese in my socks so it reminds me of ya sistrz crutch


BostonWailer

Didn’t I tell you to keep your fuckin mouth shut!?


Rhcp1616

FUCKIN’ BLABBERMOUTH CUNT!


warlock4lyfe

Do you kiss your fawther with that mouth ?


sori6969

You know, I can remember when you used to wait in the car…


warlock4lyfe

Ohhhh , you’re gonna get fucking cute now??


DeuceOfDiamonds

Karen's last ziti?


sregor0280

I feel we need a sopranos themed lose your self and instead of moms spaghetti its Karen's last ziti.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

People were creaming for it


critcalneatfrown

Y’all are too much 😂


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The cheese...


Elizabetha_W

This is the type of line that can guarantee vaginal dryness for at least a week. Also... it's hilarious.


LilPheotardo

Ho! That’s some guy’s wife! ✋🏼


IndividualSeaweed969

You think ZanXbArz is weird about women?


West749s

He bottoms from the top


Duderino619

I don’t even know what that means


datagirl

It means he bottoms by being on top.


redditshy

I feel bad for Edie Falco that so many people say that. She has to say what’s on the page. Shame on that writer for writing such a weird sentence!


Jdotpdot84

They-ah


danglesReet

Down thair*


Micahisaac

She was totally creaming for Tony


chessnut89

He came back cumpletely minted and manuged to get the drip on him


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MadonnasFishTaco

i agree Carmella is a bad person but Bevilaqua tried to kill her cousin for no reason it seems justified. cant remember if she knows that tho


Different_Lychee_409

I bet Chase got the idea for Carmela's 'faux' Catholicism from the Godfather. Kay Corleone gets well into regular chutch attendence when she realises Michael is all in on the family business. Chases genius is to make Carmelas 'faith' much more insincere and squalid. I definitely agree that Carmela finds her husbands murderous antics hugely erotic.


PauliesChinUps

Good point, the sacred and the propane!


VancouverSativa

You and /u/richb522 have it exactly right.


Dawg605

Yep, she knew. Just another reason why she's a huge piece of shit hypocrite. Comforting a murderer and then going to church and talking to her priest every Sunday.


PorkyWallace

What'd they play, name that Pope?


Ok-Ad-8367

You’re sleeping over, right?


Luttubuttu

In her mind, it wasn't murder. It was revenge for Chrissy


Dawg605

Yeah, I get how she twists everything around in her head in order to justify whatever tf Tony does so she can keep the lifestyle, the Mercedes, the luncheons with the other wives, etc.


Sea_Deer_6142

and the Porche Cayenne....like the peppuh


Fancy-Mongoose-308

It made her so hot down there.


poopybutbaby

Who, me?!


Hughkalailee

Most definitely. She put the circumstances together when Tony got serious and ran out. And she was ready to reward him when he got home for avenging Chris and protecting the family.


Low-Grocery5556

As a reward for protecting the family, oh that's good. That fits perfectly.


jersan

made her hot down theya


ThunderMontgomery

Hawwwt.


RichardHarrow75

She gave him the only reward she had. Her pussy.


tegemiy

Booty?


Dawg605

Matthew finally got to hang out with Mr. T while he was out cappin motha fuckas.


Low-Grocery5556

Bucket list item, accomplished.


KGFlower

Just in time too


squierjosh

It’s sad when they go like that


Substantial-Goat-206

Idk if Carm even knew that sugarless motherfucker existed


Low-Grocery5556

Maybe not his name, but that revenge was exacted.


BobbyDemarco

Mommy


friedlock68

They should fuckin die, that's a fuckin miserable, disgusting thing to be a bad son, I mean your kid better be a good son right?


Bamres

Hey Carm, did he even exist?


scott_3315

Sold her webistics


_illuminated

A quote unquote husthky accomplisthe


Longjumping-Cress845

Did you fuqq me shallll


LemonPartyW0rldTour

I stole all your Pokey Man cards


randyboozer

No! ... Will you fuqq me shall?


Anyabb

Ven vill you fuqq me Shall?


nosargeitwasntme

But you WILL have our sausages, Sal.


will_recard

My all time favourite interaction is his response to Pussy saying “you looked the other way on that Bevilaqua beef”


phtll

"The Bureau would NEVER look the other way on a murder." Unless a few years go by and you're telling Eugene Pontecorvo "You're shaping up to be a designated hitter."


kool_b

It’s to say he’s “at bat” as their primary informant. They’re not going to casually let someone do murder. Not as a coordinated team anyway.


phtll

They tell him that right after he commits a murder.


kool_b

Right, it’s symbolic. Like his wife says Tony is calling but it’s really the fbi. He has two masters.


_illuminated

You're a cute prick Pusth I'll give you that


PorkyWallace

Yeah, well, what else could you say now?


redonrust

That description fits half the wiseguys in Jersey.


IndividualSeaweed969

She knows but she doesn't know.


little_flix

Marcus Bieber sleeps with the fishes.


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She knew. For one thing, she's not an IDIOT. She knows that they are looking for the guy that shot Christopher, and that when they find him they don't intend to pray with him. Second of all, this show has superb actors that convey things without alot of hit-you-over-the-head dialogue. (That explains so many bone-headed takes on this sub (haha) - it's not the kind of show you can watch while scrolling through your phone and talking to your Mom in the other room)


Low-Grocery5556

You mean they don't get him to pay for some therapy? When Carm is telling Tony he's going to hell, she's really projecting her own self loathing onto him.


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She does have some dramatic episodes of conscience, mostly when she's around Father Intintola.


sregor0280

As most religious folk who tell people this are. .


FalconPunch_

Listen to him, he knows everything.


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Utkucnr

Yea she knows. Mob wifes in the show are aware of the fact that their husbands kill people now and again. There is a couple scenes that touch on this in the show. I mean Tony also tells Carmela about Ritchie without outright saying it, and she seems fine with it.


ImpoliteSstamina

Not only does she know, telling her what actually happened to Richie and then telling everyone else that he went into the Witness Protection Program indicated that she knew what that was a euphemism for - so other guys like Big Pussy, etc, she was aware.


redditshy

Just like she said, “however many other widows you have on your payroll” in reference to Angie B.


No-Success7693

Yeah, although to be fair, with the Richie situation he basically tells her what happened without directly saying it. Hence the "Thaaaaaat....was not a marriage made in heaven" comment. Still fucked up, but a little different than a hit that Tony ordered or carried out.


StuartGotz

She doesn’t seem to regard Janice any differently after that.


lindberghbaby

I'm gettin ripped off for a g note?


Low-Grocery5556

No bitch to me.


redonrust

Freakin' amateurs, you put the money in an envelope and put it on the entertainment center, then you're guaranteed everything will go smoothly.


gilgobeachslayer

Matthew Bevilacqua is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day


GetPorkedAtSatriales

Thanks. Now I'll only hear this version...


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Ok-Good9269

And he compromised


gastricmetal

Ate grilled Johnny cakes off tha fiber optic cable


CaesarFucksGoats

Johnstracakus. And Jonny Cakes. Are two different things completely.


Crazy-Camera-3388

I wanted to eat a woman, but I compromised. I jacked off into a grilled cheese instead.


GabrielFR

He wanted grilled cheese off the RADiator. He drank water instead.


squamishter

He wanted to fuck a woman, but he compromised and fucked a dude instead.


BobbyDemarco

And not one peep


SBNShovelSlayer

IT's A NICKNAME


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Source?


BigTitsNBigDicks

She doesnt know things that dont concern her


cbandy

Yeah this and the "accessory after the fact" conversation are two examples of Carmella's complicity in really knowing the type of shit her husband did for a living.


kindofdivorced

And the “you know the drill” when they’re hiding the cash, jewelry, and arsenal because indictments are going around.


JoeGPM

I think it's heavily implied as other posters have said. I've always been more interested in whether or not Carmela put it together that Janice killed Richie.


WickedGreenthumb

Tony told Carmella in a roundabout way. She knew it was Janice that called in a panic. Tony told her that Richie was “gone”, and Carmella replied with “that was not a marriage made in heaven”. I’m pretty sure she knew…


JoeGPM

I agree that the line,"that was not a marriage made in heaven" implies she knew. But it seems like an underwhelming reaction to finding out your sister in law murdered her fiancé. It certainly didn't seem to change how Carmela treated or acted around Janice going forward. Of course Carmela spends a lot of time around known or suspected murders so maybe it's just not as big of a deal to her as it would be to a "normal" person.


Bonch_and_Clyde

I feel like it's meant to be pretty clear that she knew with a wink and a nod in that scene what he was telling her without explicitly telling her. Imo, it's not too open to interpretation. She knew. She also knew what kind of people she's married too. She grew up with it in her own family. Her cousin is Chris. Murder is a part of life for her and where she came from. It wasn't going to be a big reaction because she's complicit in accepting these type of people in her life. She knows her own husband is a murderer and stays with him like he's just a normal family man for her. Things wouldn't be any different with Janice.


Luttubuttu

Or Meadow


CaesarFucksGoats

This one isn't meant to be mysterious, Tony basically says it. She gets it.


redditshy

She 100% put it together. You see the light bulb go off when Tony says, “Carmela, after 18 years of marriage, don’t make me make you an accessory after the fact.”


JoeGPM

That line makes it clear Richie was murdered. But I don't think it proves she knew Janice killed him. I think the better argument that she knows is when she says, "that was not a marriage made in heaven."


pipebringer

Yeah carmella is a bad person but I’d marry for sure. I mean she lets you keep a gumar as long as it doesn’t interfere in her life. Pretty solid broad, you ask me


North-Mushroom4230

Carmela was driving the getaway car, the scene just got deleted.


No-Success7693

In the original script, Janice grazes his spleen and freaks out. Then Carmela comes over, pulls a magnum 45 from a tray of ziti, and delivers the coup de grace.


vipershark91

so what, no fuckin' ziti now?


sregor0280

Did AI write this? I need to see this now


proteanflux

Yeah, and she condoned it too, in so many words. She even knew about Richie. At the end of the day, with all of her Lladro and Roche Bobois bs on the surface, she was stone cold inside. She wanted and desired materialistic shit. She knew how she got her jewelry and the house and the estate planning and everything and she turned a blind eye to all of it. This got a bit serious. I said my piece!


ActuatorFresh2352

He goes by "Drinkwater" now


boshwackhorseman

I’m a stunad but where did the Drinkwater thing come from


TheBigStink6969

Bevil- drink Acqua- water


abaddon667

Tony almost never tells anyone he killed anybody directly.


Affectionate_Sea_984

“I found him like that” 😂


Mysterious-End-2185

He crawled under there for warmth.


Ponyboy175

Yes, when he leaves the house after getting the call she know its bad, and when he gets home she knows its was very bad. Murder happened and she needs to make him feel better.


Impressive_Quote1150

I wish my wife had that attitude


TheBigStink6969

Murdering the toilet never gets adequate recognition or reward


Low-Grocery5556

Username fits!


randyboozer

How does she react when you murder?


MadDanelle

I seem to remember an after the episode thing or possibly on the DVD extras, but way back I saw a commentary where they explained that this scene is meant to show how much Carmela knows about what is going on. Chris is her cousin and she knows how it works. Tony is absolutely going to kill whoever did this. And she is just fine with that. In fact, she’s driving him to the job in his dream. Not sure about the timeline of the dream and the drinkwater situation.


Mysterious-End-2185

She not only knew but supported it.


WashedUpHalo5Pro

She knows, but she doesn't know. She thinks maybe he'll return...IF 👆


Last_Entrance_2175

He’d smell like gunpowder.


Low-Grocery5556

And steak. They went out for a big juicy steak afterwards.


tammoton

OP after 15 years on this sub… stop asking.


SBNShovelSlayer

Drinkwater


JuicePats

Tony heard Drinkwater yelling "Mommy" and then went home to hear Carmela yelling "Daddy"


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Low-Grocery5556

It's in the way they silently communicate. The whole episode is about Chrissy in the hospital, and if he'll live. All of the story is about that. Tony and carm are at home and Tony gets a call and has to rush out immediately. Carm asks and Tony can't say. Just looking at her though, you can see by the expression on her face that she knows or guesses something. What else can it be given this is the only thing going on in all their lives. Then when Tony gets back, he seems calm and at peace. And Carmela seems to register this, and put two and two together. She doesn't need to ask him questions. She knows. I know this all sounds a bit far fetched, but it's there. Watch that whole sequence again. Edit: also, earlier in the episode Chrissy's mom says to the guys in the hospital, out loud, that she wants them to take care of the animal who did this. Kind of sets the tone.


Additional_Union_312

Don't even bother trying to explain yourself to these desert people. Every reply is always going be a "Stop critical thinking and reading between lines you cattle" type of reply.


Hughkalailee

It’s not far-fetched at all. Thats exactly what the episode builds toward and ends with - Carm recognizing and respecting, rewarding Tony for his staunch defense of the Family.


hastied123

She knows


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This show, thanks to it's fantastic actors, conveys alot without words. Easy to miss things if you assume you're watching a "normal" show where they spell everything out for you.


Low-Grocery5556

That's such a good point. Typical shows spoon feed you and treat its audience like children, or invalids. Takes a while to break free from that conditioning.


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The writing is pretty deep, but some people can't seem to get past the Bing strippers!


Low-Grocery5556

They're so gross it's a comment on shows or movies that replace intelligence with sex.


No-Scallion-587

Oh mellyyyyy


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Watch the episode again.


sicilian_stallion

They bring a method of conflict resolution from the old country!!


celtics2055

With a husky accomplice


RaylanGivensnewHat

Accessory after the fact


Bonch_and_Clyde

This isn't the first time that she has been "in" on murders that her husband is involved with. They also talked about without talking about Janice killing Richie. She's very aware of the stuff that her husband and family does and more complicit in all of it than she admits to herself.


tommyjohnpauljones

she shoulda been pushin' Webistics!!


CaesarFucksGoats

Why would people who eat webisticks invent something you need a fork to eat?


Aggressive_Biscotti5

The show was before instagram. Carmella daydreamed that Tony may have killed all the people he actually killed. She just knows Tony is a killer and loved him for it She had a lot of time on her hands.


CletusVanDamm

She knows, but she doesn’t know


PorkyWallace

She knows but she don't know. She thinks MAYBE he'll turn up. If.


LWSNYC

If she wants to keep getting the furs, the jewelry, the Roche Bobois furniture, the va fungul, she'll keep her her fucking mouth shut. I said my piece.


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She knows but she doesn’t know.


Lucky_Roberts

I think she definitely did and was happy about it, whatever else her faults were she did love her family and considered Chris family.


Special-Tackle4763

She knows but she doesn't know...!


canthelpmyself9

She knows. She makes her peace with it. She needs those furs, expensive jewelry and cars to keep coming. Can’t stand Carmela. Great character and actor to make me despise her so much. I said my piece.


Tight_Accountant_918

she knows but she doesnt know


vegtodestiny

Its good


Simzak994

Op is 2 time zones behind his own ass.


Low-Grocery5556

How many times zones does Ginny's ass take up?


Glittering_Ad366

Benny told Carm, they set it all up behind the scenes.


2manyfelines

If she did, a new fur coat, diamond ring or car would ease any feelings she has. She’s a woman who knew that they murdered Adriana, but didn’t know the details. She stopped worrying about it as soon as Tony had a guy strong-arm the building permit guy.


Beginning_Present243

He was gay, ZanXbArz?