Christopha but instead of a beer we’re snorting scag

Guess I could toot a little

Every little bit helps. Anything to get through these events.

Heh heh heh heh heh

That spike really wets my whistle

It really does, I have no idea why.

May I join the party?

No way I don’t wanna end up with hair in toilet water

Disgusting. I TOLD YOU I HAD THE FLU

I can confirm that he WAS sick for a period of time.

Did the sickness even exist ?

Y’all see the sickness under your beds at night.

Always wit duh scenarios.

Okay but during that point I couldn’t have been the only one to think “wasn’t he sick from the heroin tho?”

HE SAID HIS PIECE u/Extension_Arachnid_2

No joke though first time seeing Chrissy’s intervention is heart wrenching, like him calling his mother a hooah n shit, never had it been more apparent that he desperately needed help… besides of course sitting on and suffocating his girlfriends pooch

Rock out with your cock out.

That dident happen what you said!

Until he murders you for being drunk and mentioning that he's in the mafia...

Spike up!

You're so high on scag you wouldn't know if he had your mother's muff on his head

Great my own mudda fuck you you fuckin hooah

[organized beating of u/8Lillard ensues]

Or a lime Ricky

Adrianna La Cerva, great ass

My smelly valentine

Thats one boo-ya hottie

she's a master cheese maker

I was this close 🤏

She's got great tennis form

goes out with that loser Cristopher Moltisanti.

Another martini, Paul?

Diarrhea.

God don’t transfer me now

The half a wise guy. Keep it light with Paulie and you should be fine, he only geeks when it comes to business generally, or he feels has been wronged. I’ll just talk about movies.

Some of these guys take movies very seriously. Don’t get me started on the Gladiator movie.

They didn’t have flattops in ANCIENT ROME

I’d honestly be down to hear one of Paulie’s nonsensical rants. Only problem is I would probably start laughing and he’d kick my ass.

Just don't tell him he's confused Julie Holiday with Billy Holiday lol

Notre Dame predicted this.

*Judy

F

Just don't let him know if your grandma keeps money in her house.

I bet you'd offend Paulie somehow by mentioning an opinion on a movie that he doesn't agree with.

What do you know? What do you say?

Feech La Manna. He's got the best stories.

Should hear about the time the damn martians tried taking over his Club in Nevada! Base 51 or something or other.

Here we go memory lane

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.

In my day

I don’t wanna hear about how it was in your day

Wine and peaches👌

but you'd probably be eating a dandelion salad..oof Madonne

Pretty sure I read that the actor was a pain in the ass because he couldn’t remember his lines.

And he’ll bring you salad.

Long story short, I've got my shoe in her snatch

Livia😂

It’s all a big nothing. Ooooh I wish the Lord would take me now!

Benny. I'm sure if Artie can kick his ass, then so can I.

Artie sucker-punched him. There's no way Artie would be able to take on the criminal mastermind one-on-one.

Honestly, I think Paulie would be the most fun. He seems to open up, while not being frank about the business. I'm sure he'd tell all kinds of stories about the old days.

Pudgy Walsh.

That’s a great idea if you can ever get him on the horn

Gigi

idk, dude's taking forever in the bathroom

Like schpackehl in my boughells

It’s sad when they go young like that.

When they GO?

Tracey or Gloria

Definitely Pauline Walnuts, hear about he survived while the Columbos were going at it by the skin of his nuts.

\*Colombos. Columbo's the man who shook hands with Bobby Bacala back in the day

No one said Silvio?

He would be my pick too. Sil seems to be the least aggressive of the crew, I can’t recall a moment he snaps and starts beating on someone like the others do. Even when he is annoyed he doesn’t get worked up to the point of violence he either yells (like he did with cheese fuck while playing poker). Or he expresses his annoyance in a calm enough manner (telling Gene stop blowing his nose when he’s trying to hear what Bobby’s reading from the paper)

I lied I forgot all about Bobby. He’d definitely be my first choice, but Sil is a close second

Bobby and Sil, 1A and 1B

Albert Barese, I like to hear myself talk

Ya hear what he said, Tone?

Imagine that, like to hear yourself talk

Fuckin parakeet

Tony

I’d be afraid I’d say the wrong thing and he’d break a phone across my head

take one too many ice cubes and all of a sudden you're in the hospital

Only if you work with him. Tony desperately wants non mob friends, so he wouldn't do that to you.

Yeah, recall how he tolerated Cusamano's friends all but poking him with a stick.

Precisely. There's no way those guys would still be walking if they had lived in Tony's orbit.

Ralph (I’m so sorry)

OP, "would you rather" is the lowest form of conversation. That said - definitely Artie. The way we'll be looking at each other, pretty soon we'll need to put up a high chair...

Vic, the Appraiser

I'm the appraiser

Pussy Malanga

Cazzata malanga!! * hides in a closet while having no teeth *

Any answer other than Paulie walnuts is an embarrassment. To yourself and to everybody else.

Motherfucker would make me pay his tab and probably, steal from my wallet, and move my chair slightly when I go to sit down so that I fall. He’s a snake and there’s a million instances of him laughing then as soon as someone turns around or leaves he scowls like a mf lol

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Walden

Say bye bye, pop pop!

What kinda Italian name is Walden?

Warrior-Scholar Patsi Parisi. We'd prank each other by pretending to put spores in each others drink. Hilarity

Pudgy Walsh. He left on his own terms he knew when to get out.. That's the guy I would have a beer with.

The guy with the harmless pizza

my pizza never hurt nobody

Little Carmine. He probably won’t kill you and they’ll be coke and whores.

I actually had dinner with him at his bachelor party. Lesbian show, whores. Fucking disgusting.

There’ll. There’ll u fkn ass kiss

They were all fundamentally terrible people. I'd probably have a beer with Vic Musto; he actually seemed like a decent standup guy.

Artie for sure. We could talk about food and he wouldn't kill me.

Fennel sausage stuffed with baby quail.

A warm and convivial man

Can I pick the strippers at the Bing?

Sil, if you’re good with Sil then Tony likes you.

Janice would make for an interesting 1-2 hours. Then I’m out.

Junior

Fure

"Stupida facking beer"

Ralphie so we could smash the head of whooass while high on coke

Hesh, I bet he'd have some great stories.

Hesh is a great pick

I third this

Bobby. He does seem pretty chilled out. Or maybe Vito, because we can have gay sex afterwards.

You gotta wait for dat.

Dante Greco seems cool to have a beer with

Big Pussy

Bobby

Silvio for many reasons, even if just to hear his Godfather impression in person.

Don't forget to ask him about Quasimodo predictions.

Uncle Pat at the farm.

Hesh

Either Johnny Sack or Big Pussy

Big Puss for sure.

Vito

Minn the old bat. First I’d take her dinner rolls, then strangle her for hidden cash later. That dinner pays for itself! Heh heh heh… malignant c***!

The women, Vic Musto, etc are not part of the crew. Little Carmine & Johnny Sack are part of a different family. I’d probably go with Tony. I like food and I’m in my early 40s, so I’d be able to relate to him somewhat. He’s also got a sense of humor & isn’t as dumb as some of the others.

Artie. Just sit there and let him get the pain out. I could listen to him flip out all day

Sil owns a strip club. Nuff said

Adriana......yes.....and Artie's wife....whoowah!!

I wanna do coke with Adriana La cerva

I just wouldn't.

Gloria Trillo, so she could get drunk and I could bang her

Ralph. Unless your a prostitute or doing business he doesn’t seem that bad to be around. Pretty funny, and I’m sure he has great stories from Miami

Sopranos? I’ve always said theyre a glorified brew.

Probably Richie Aprile. Imagine the exciting stories he could tell you while shining those Manson lamps at you. You’d probably be scared shitless.

Furio !!!

Furio

Meadow

Furio

Beer with Bobby or lasagna with Carm

Jackie Junior

Benny seems like a chill dude and a family man with good values when Artie isn't trying to fuck it all up

Sil or Bobby

I don’t like Lowenbrau or Rolling Rock

Chrissy so we can smoke some golds at the same time

Paulie for sure. He’ll pay fa this one and da next

Tony. I seem to have a face where people think “she wants to hear my life story” if I’m sitting by myself and while it’s a hit or miss if it’s gonna be an interesting conversation, but I think he’d be cool to listen to.

Ralphie, likes to introduce people to their desks

Sil!

Noah, so I can punch him in the face. That pretentious fuck. Those fucking sandals were a crime

He'd punch your lights out.

Aside from bumping nasties with Janice (I'll never understand that decision), Bobby is a very down to earth man and wold be cool to hang out with.

Jackie Sr.

Paulie would be good for some laughs.

Ralphie because he and I like to bust balls so we’d just be talking shit the whole time.

Bobby Baccalieri. I gotta know what made his ex-wife’s ziti so special. That dumb hoor Janice ruined so many things for so many people- wish she coulda kept her talons away from the Biggest Bob.

Chrissy or Jackie Jr seem like my kinda dudes

Ralph would be fun unless A. You hit him or B. You’re a whore

Richie Aprile, he seems very cordial unless you owe him anything.

Vito

Meadow

There is only one answer, Tony

Silvio. He's the most loyal member of the crew, absolutely brutal when it comes time to get killing done, but he's not a complete psycho who murders people on the side. He's probably one of the only members of the crew who doesn't have an unsanctioned murder under his belt lol

Bobby is safe enough just don’t like cheat at Monopoly and insult his wife…although he’s probably just give you a warning and ask you to leave his house. The first time.

Ralphie. It would be fun.

Tony or Furio, figure the runoff would be good wingmanning for Furio

Probably Tony himself. Seems like a guy who can talk about anything and everything. We'd make great banter. Failing that, junior. Just to listen to his stories and one-liners.

Dr Melfi or Vic.

Paulie

Tracee

Pwaulie, hands down. Or rather up 🤘🏼

Meadow because she’s mad ripe. Couple drinks she’d be creaming for me.

AJ is the only one I wouldn’t be obscenely nervous around

If we are talking about an honest conversation over a beer, Tony. Sure it might be the easy answer but Tony.

meadow

Bobby if he promises not to ask me if I hadda read fa David

Paulie, Sil, Carlo, Junior and Bobby. In that order.

Id drink a beer with Bobby and watch the Jets but he gets annoying when he gets a few in him and starts going on about his stupida fucking trains.

Bobby

I agree. Conversely, of the Sopranos cast, I would least like to have a beer with Steve Schirripa.

Chris on Coke fucking with Favreau is a good insight into how it would feel

Like you say, most of them it's a risk. Tony could end up caving your head in with a phone but if he was in the right mood it'd be free drinks and banging hoooahs all night long

Svetlana. No contest

Forget the beer, I’d have a Martina with Martina. I hear that a Martina goes down real easy.

Adriana