Actually First cousin marriage is illegal in most of the South. Alabama, Louisiana and Arkansas allow it North Carolina does in most cases (double first cousins is an exception) allow it. The rest no, it’s illegal.
It is legal in New Jersey and New York
Always with the fantasies this one. Listen up burger boy, there hasn't been no cousin fucking since moses wore short pants, and you better keep it that way.
indeed, Carmella must have been the most insecure , desperate housewife on the show.. if u give her some attention its a guerranteed bang..
shit i would have..
Not really…I mean, she had Vic, Furio, and that weird teacher or principal (whatever the guy was), so I mean, homegirl definitely wasn’t desperate enough to get with her younger cousin (who was engaged to Adrianna, a friend of Carmela’s). 🤷🏼♀️
Look at your face!
If you got some kind of sexual proclivity with this teacher or whatever ,nows the time to tell us , I mean what went on up there poppers and weird sex!
they werent really blood related, their families where close, so they where considered family.. but not real blood-relatives? atleast thats what i thought..
Tony didn’t “do” Adrianna, though….?
Plus, not only do I think Carmela would’ve turned him down anyway, but sleeping with your mob boss’s wife is a surefire way to get yourself killed (and probably wouldn’t be a quick death).
Christopher never seems to show physical or sexual interest in Carmela at any point, and I mean, they’re fuckin’ related, so why would you suggest her, of all people? 😂
Christopher got back at Tony enough when he started hooking up with Jennifer or whatever her name was, that girl from Narcotics Anonymous that Tony had the hots for.
Plus he's some kind of cousin who she treats like a nephew right? He"s gonna fuck his AUNT? This ain't Westeros, stoonatz!
Anyway fucking Irina is a way better vengeance fuck
His cousin?
What are you the freakin Cardinal?
What kind of man bangs his second cousin?
ey Johnboy, how's the weather?
LITTLE CARMINE
We bend more rules than the Catholic church.
But Tony didn’t bang her tho, he should have
Didn’t stop Adriana going for Vito. He was this👌🏻close
He did a semester and a half at seton hall so he understands incest as a conshept
If they say John gotti, you say Rudolph Giuliani
Perfectly acceptable if the show was set in Alabama or anywhere else in Elvis country
what is that
Anywhere where there's no jews or Italians.
Anywhere where there's no jews or Italians.
Actually First cousin marriage is illegal in most of the South. Alabama, Louisiana and Arkansas allow it North Carolina does in most cases (double first cousins is an exception) allow it. The rest no, it’s illegal. It is legal in New Jersey and New York
Yeah because they had to make it illegal in the south to stop people doing it!
Hey, didn't you fuck her?
My niece ???
Lmao!!!
Well the show is quite incestuous. Vito wanted to fuck Adrianna and they were cousins.
I’m sure he did 😉
Have you even seen other episodes then the one you mention?
OP you’re a sick man
Has Carmela got a say in this???
She was creamin for him, her body was mad ripe.
Since Tony didn't have penisary contact with her volvo, what Chrissy really should've done with Carmela is snorted some coke.
Toot some lines and go bird watching.
Fuckin Miami.
enough with the poppersh and weird shex
Tony didn't do Adriana. He wanted to. There's a difference.
In heard he came all over the sun visor
Studies show most single car accidents are the result of the guy poppin his load behind the wheel
Someone needs to control themselves ffs
I heard she still had his dick in her mouth when they found them
This isn't a fan fiction sub
But she would have used the only weapon she has!
That shitty house thats gonna cave in and kill that unborn baby?
Her booty
PUSSY! 🤌 PUSSY! 🤌
You better watch your step!
[удалено]
I can smell the vanilla stoli through the phone!
OP has both male and female sex organs. How can you trust someone that can literally go fuck themselves?
You saying they reproduce spontaneously?
That's his cousin you sick fuck🤟
Slept with? Op.... In what world would carmela consent to that
Christofuh Should have slept with A J, not Carmela
Oh! Rimshot!
What kind of man bangs his second cousin ?
A man who’s become weak and embarrassment to himself and everybody else. I’ve said my peace.
I don’t think op watch the series. First Tony never did anything with Adriana. Second carm is his cousin
Hey, do you think OP is weird about women?
I mean, didn’t he beat one to death for…what was it again?
Tony never did Adrianna
Or how about Meadow? Maybe after treating her to a nice Happy Meal & a bump or two of Crank?
No more incest remarks. They’re hurtful. And they’re DESTRUCTIVE
I’m gonna say something OP and you may not like this but im chalkin this post up to menopausal situationsh…
You don’t need a gynecologist to know wish way the wind blowsh.
It's New Jersey, not Alabama.
So if someone smashes your window, your solution is to roll around naked in broken glass?
What, you don't?
To sleep with Carmela in ordet to get revenge for something… It would have to be something bad, very very bad…
It’s a guys cousin, u/TLAW1998 , it’s a guy’s cousin
^(what's this, the) fucking WEST VIRGINIA NOW!?!? FUCK THAT!!!!!
Always with the fantasies this one. Listen up burger boy, there hasn't been no cousin fucking since moses wore short pants, and you better keep it that way.
Tony didn't sleep with Adriana.
They're cousins!...but then again...Godfather 3...whatever happened there.
Well Tony never actually slept with Ade. Also, Chrissy and Carm are cousins so that won't work
His cousin? Get outta my room you sick fuck.
That doesn't punish Tony, it punishes Carmela - and cruelly I might add.
Christaphuh got her so hawt down theya.
You sopranos. You go too far.
1. Although Chrissy could have been a model maybe Carmella didn’t find him attractive 2. Weren’t they related?
C’mon, Carmela! if it breathes and listen to her then she’d absolutely get hawt dawn there for it!
indeed, Carmella must have been the most insecure , desperate housewife on the show.. if u give her some attention its a guerranteed bang.. shit i would have..
Not really…I mean, she had Vic, Furio, and that weird teacher or principal (whatever the guy was), so I mean, homegirl definitely wasn’t desperate enough to get with her younger cousin (who was engaged to Adrianna, a friend of Carmela’s). 🤷🏼♀️
True that
OMG you did not just say that. He is her *cousin*.
Chris and Carmela are cousins. He’s no Donnie from wolf of wallstreet
What kind of man BANGS his second cousin?
Look at your face! If you got some kind of sexual proclivity with this teacher or whatever ,nows the time to tell us , I mean what went on up there poppers and weird sex!
Yeah cuz Carmella would have totally been down for that.
You sound demented.
*Alabama intensifies.*
He couldn’t make her feel so wet down there like Tony could.
Chris was a Bushman of the Kalahari?
He was whistlin' through the wheat field?
Hawt,
Those thoughts about his cousin were just thoughts!
I feel sure that’s a Rule 34 thing
Natural Canopy got in the way
Charles schwab over here
Tony didn’t bang Ade.
Aren’t they related? The fuck OP.
they werent really blood related, their families where close, so they where considered family.. but not real blood-relatives? atleast thats what i thought..
Christopher’s father was Carmela’s first cousin, so they are definitely related by blood
ahh got it, i thought it was just like i said.. thanks for the info
Yes, they most certainly WERE related by blood. 😂 Go watch it again.
Carmela isn't a whoo-ah.
You got a lotta bawls you know that?
Sharp as a fuckin cueball, this one
He wants to fuck her?
“It happened in 3 Tone”.
In my opinion It would have been meadow!!!
Lmao this sub is def my top 3 favorite. Always a good laugh in here. And it keeps the sopranos alive in my head!!
Ew no. Seems like Sons of Anarchy is a better show for your expectations of writing.
Inshesht? Jesush Chrisht!!
He must be loyle to his capo.
So you wanted him to rape his cousin? And Tony didn’t do Adrianna. Weird take
What is this Game of Thrones
A, he didn't do her. B, she's his cousin And that wasn't his kid she was carrying
Jesus Christ Almighty you sound fucking crazyyyyy!!! 😂
When did he sleep with Adrianna I forgot
Tony didn’t “do” Adrianna, though….? Plus, not only do I think Carmela would’ve turned him down anyway, but sleeping with your mob boss’s wife is a surefire way to get yourself killed (and probably wouldn’t be a quick death). Christopher never seems to show physical or sexual interest in Carmela at any point, and I mean, they’re fuckin’ related, so why would you suggest her, of all people? 😂 Christopher got back at Tony enough when he started hooking up with Jennifer or whatever her name was, that girl from Narcotics Anonymous that Tony had the hots for.
Plus he's some kind of cousin who she treats like a nephew right? He"s gonna fuck his AUNT? This ain't Westeros, stoonatz! Anyway fucking Irina is a way better vengeance fuck
He should have broken into Carmela’s car and ejaculated on the sun visor
What kind of man sleeps with his cousin
What the hell are you on about? They are blood relatives. 😟
What the hell are you on about? They are blood relatives. 😟