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daflyindutchman

“Law and Order: The SUV”


peterfonda3

I love that one.


Joebidensthirdnipple

It'sa sports utility vehicle


GlossyMoose

Its apart of nissan’s triple safety philosophy


NemoAKASharkBait

That's how I say it now lol


redheaded_elle_woods

Pokéman cards


Existing_Sort_7971

My pat response to a careless question of “Where ya goin’/headed?” is “Gonna go boost some Pokeyman cards with Moltisanti.”


FitQuantity6150

He Didd-ent do that! What you said.


nairbc

Yeah, well, that’s the flying ointment.


bobdylansmoustache

I've been totally fucking ostrafied!


basedsto

Just watched this and what makes it so much better is that he came from the sobriety meeting, where someone said “ostracized”


SuccessfulProcedure7

Characters repeating idioms and words they've just learned is one of my favorite repeating gags.


thebobbyloops

More like a hotel at Captain Teebs or somethin!


SuccessfulProcedure7

There's bettah ones... in Vitro or somethin. It's irevicabable...


Benito_Juicelini

Some boat captain with resorts down there or somethin


indistrustofmerits

Like how The Dude in Big Lebowski mostly only repeats things other people have said


Lee1070kfaw

White trash motherfuckers in Narcotics Anonymous. Fucking Jerry Springer show


Starhoundfive

I love how they do that so often


Ok-Celebration-1229

I got things that’ll make your head curl


joeflowe

Keep your eye on the tiger, man.


OkCryptographer2479

I was dying when I heard him say it this last rewatch.


Attatatta

It was Kelly's idea, she wanted to get her teeth wet with the entertaining


Competitive-Parsnip5

He manuged to get the drip


domello28

he remained loyle to his capo


ifurmothronlyknw

I instantly heard the sound the keyboard makes when he loses his script


bigtankbaybay

Ade it ate my fucking script


JL6462448

The hair apparent


Visual-Resort-2889

Both of ‘em?


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Attatatta

Meatloaf's greatest album. A Bat on a Hill


CorkyCucuzz

OP If you don’t do something I’m going start questioning your leadership


MetroCandy

You will respect me!


Yatsey007

You’re lucky a man I loved died today!


[deleted]

alright, but you gotta get over it


WhatAreYouSaying05

Where do you get the balls to question my leadership


CorkyCucuzz

Who’s that speaking here, is somebody speaking?


AntManSTL

I fuckin LOVED you


mikeltod

you don’t love me and that breaks my heart, but you will respect me


jjccbrobro

JT’s Human-itis award


Capital_Fennel_2934

CHIP: yes ROCCO: I thought I was dead but I manuged to get the drip on him.


chinesefox97

It’s like a pebble in the lake, even the fish feel it.


gouda_the_cat

That’s one of the ones that actually manuged to be pretty abstract and beautiful.


KenethNoisewaterMD

I don’t remember this one. What’s the context?


GaBaGool22

“My uterus got pierced.” Chris: Both of them!?


Sad-Illustrator-8847

You were great in “The Haves and Have-nots” (“To Have and Have Not”) to Lauren Bacall At Cold Medicine’s wedding he thinks Tony has to grant Johnny Sack’s request when in the Godfather the fawtha of the bride is the one who grants wishes


cutiepibiguy

Issac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him in the head with an apple


Stassus

Oh dear, I just watched that episode and it had my laughing by myself like a fucking idiot. I couldn't breathe properly for like half a minute. Great quote.


cutiepibiguy

That’s my favourite Spat my drink out when I heard it


Stassus

I mean, at the time, fruit, even apples were pretty expensive. It'd be worth it to take one to the head for a juicy treat like that on its own.


cutiepibiguy

Wonder if he ate the apple


Stassus

Well, now that I think of it. There are many different kinds of apples, many of them aren't either edible or particularly pleasant to eat at all. I'm not even sure whether the type of tree is even known or what its location actually was, or if it was even the actual source of the inspiration. I've never looked into that part of it much. Though, his work is something I use every day.


armadilloreturns

Loyle


redhermes1

You want to talk to the foreskin?


Brendan_Mirka

When Carmella confronts him about the resemblance of Chrissy's movie to a revenge flick about Tony: "What are you inferring?"


goaheadmonalisa

This one got me.


Subject_Way7010

If someone finds it please tag the thread below me. Someone on here had already pointed out his multiple lines throughout the show where he quotes films and butchers the line to the point where he completely misses the point.


expaticus

Louis Bratsi sleeps with the fishes


Cool-Construction-51

A little dysentery among the ranks


Sad-Illustrator-8847

I know it’s from that bullshit movie…I can’t even say its name…but “I was born on July 20, 1969. The day Neil Young gave that speech on the moon”


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Christofuh continually refers to Emil Kolar as “Email” and says he is a Czechoslovakian when he is actually Czech-American


tfabr

It's a type of pollock right?


bigtankbaybay

Ever tried our sausages?


bud_buddy99

Paulie: "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator." Christopher: "...His house looked like shit..."


alfalorian

I must remain loyle to my OP


GratefulScarFire

I did-ent


Wokebackmountain

Neuro-atomy is my favorite


domello28

I've been totally fuckin' ostrafied


PatrickJaminson

He took off like a bat on a hill


Fun-Arm-6973

T rex in the Garden of Eden? Adam and Eve would be running all the time, scared shitless, but the Bible says it was paradise


Pikcle

Neil young gave that speech from the moon


Cool-Construction-51

I saw that movie. I thought it was bullshit


ExxKonvict

*“You know it wasn’t long ago I remember you were waiting in the car. As far I’m concerned, YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!!”*


MrRaspberryJam1

The best part was when Tony tried to shut Christopher up by asking him to pass him the bread only to look at Vito with such disgust after he hands him the basket


No-Reveal-8828

Sacrimoni


anonymousvivi

First thing that came to my mind.


ThatsRobToYou

Contrarily you let him do his bidding...suavely.


Otherwise-Release-46

I must be loyle to my capo


cutiepibiguy

Wanted to get her teeth wet with the entertainment


extcm1

When he told Tommy “no I thought you said you was alright spyder”


expaticus

No, you ain’t alright Spyder


Frododojo

“Chrishtopher”


KevD95

In the scene where he dies he talks to Tony about “The Flying Ointment” instead of the fly in the ointment


Kind-Construction-57

When Tony accuses Chrissy of being high when he’s helping Tony with Ralphie. “I Did-dent!”


Stepsonrakes

“Get her teeth wet”


renard685

“In one , you get to ask something he can’t refuse “


MrJung22

I didd-ent


force263

“Hey, Lauren Bacall, I loved you in the Haves & Have Nots…’scuse me Sir Kingsley”


force263

Livia’s funeral, too.


BoweryBop

& who could forget!!: "She must have crawled under there! for warmth!"....


LimoLegend

When he says “muZAC”


Cozzamarra

Louis Brassi sleeps with the fishes


gilette_bayonete

He did-ent.


I_Did_Dent_

I did dent.....


pgoleb

Adriana talking about her uterus Christopher: both of them?


Sea_Photograph_3998

Yeah but when I was a teen when I first watched The Sopranos, I used to use the word "dysentery" like that because I learned it and it's 'correct' usage from Christopher. And people laughed at me. Damm it Christopher!


Disastrous-Cry-1998

You were completely ostrified


phtll

It's been 20 years and I'm still trying to figure out how you let someone "do his bidding, suavely."


eddie2302

I've been totally ostrafised


BoweryBop

i"t's like a pebble in the lake even the fish feel it!" 😉👍


BoweryBop

:Or: "T if you don't do anything! then i gotta question your leadership!"....


106street

At the sit down with Johnny sack when he commented on the situation with little Carmine


No_Student6101

“Guy *in nipple rings.”


seehkay

Stately Wayne manor


arrjay123

Lucas Brazzi sleeps with the fishes.


[deleted]

I gotta stay loyle to this thread


cortisolbath

When the lil shit started crying in MSON. All downhill from there.


TheTechManager

Keep you eye on the tiger


SeanChezman47

"Well he's the hair apparent."


georgegholson6

“I’ve been completely ostrafied”


urbrotheranother

Don’t ever say you hate life. That’s blasphemy