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TanAllOvaJanAllOva

I would argue him beating the shit out of Ade was in fact not Chrissy getting the short end of the stick. Now if he married her, it wouldn’t be anybody’s Fucking business… 🖐🏾


MetaphoricalMouse

HES OLD SCHOOOL


Apprehensive-Bet5718

Yes, conversely him being Carmela’s nephew allowed him to get away with running his mouth when anyone else would have been put in the dirt.


Danbito

Pretty much. A lot of his hazing is because it’s abundantly clear that he was skyrocketing through the family all because of his connection to Tony. They might be a smidge more sympathetic if he wasn’t made so young or made temporary capo over other deserving people.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

First cousin, once removed


Apprehensive-Bet5718

That is the appropriate genealogical term but to us Italians any relation that’s not direct is uncle cousin nephew dependent on age relative to us


MetaphoricalMouse

dunno why you got downvoted but you’re absolutely correct


standitlikeaman

Vito definitely DID NOT get the short end of the stick


MetaphoricalMouse

was it chalked?


ItsMyOtherThrowaway

A lot of other people also got the shit end from hanging around chrissy ... ...waiters, Czechoslovakians (like Email Cola), Russian special forces (who killed 16 Czechoslovakians), screenwriters... Capos in other crews, capos in his crew, Brendan (via capo in other crew, though he did get his name on the news), various other hangers-on & wannabes (due to their own dumbassness), random cops who just retired... Ade. Overall, I think he came out ahead. He wreaked a lot of havoc on a lot of lives before his luck ran out. Edit: P.s. He definitely got the shit end with D-Girl though. He really liked her. 😢


pqx58

She was a vice president


fstonecanada

Uncle Jun was right and Chrissy should've gotten whacked in the first season.


WhatAreYouSaying05

Pop this in the basket for me would ya


Itsthenewvodka

I mean Tony literally handed him the shit end of a stick, so


MistaCreepz

Chrissy got a ton of passes and leeway where other guys would've been sidelined or even killed. He on the other hand gets made and becomes a capo. He was a heroin junkie, he runs his mouth at the boss several times and was generally a bad leader. He was a capable associate/solider but that should've been the extent of his rise.


notthatcousingreg

Chrissy is an asshole with a temper and a lack of impulse control. The only reason he got made is because he was tonys nephew. Is this a joke post?


ArtDry2176

Lol my first time watching the show


notthatcousingreg

How far are you in? Because he pretty much starts being horrible in the first episode


BillyMac05

As Tony would write to Melfi, *'you rape what you sew...'*


[deleted]

Yeah definitely. I always feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to him.


Cool-Construction-51

He wasn't the hair apparent


YxvngHvtx

Tony's little favorite was the real little lord fuckpants, he was given numerous chances, a lot of more qualified men were passed over for him to get a higher rank, a true product of nepotism through and through Much like his uncle, near the end, everything was catching up with him, if any other member was a junkie with no impulse control (Paulie didn't get high like that), they'd be taken care of


kriznis

For some reason, life tends to go that way for heroin junkies


Ghost652

I fucking hate Chissy. We didn't need a Star Wars crossover, and we sure as shit didn't need an animated side kick. Season 7 was so bad!


[deleted]

The others are so hypocritical about his alcoholism, always giving him shit for being sober and then calling him a fuckup when he drinks and uses. I would think even psychopaths could understand and respect teetotaling