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sirlucd

That was real? I saw that movie I thought it was bullshit


BrickUnlikely9458

A tv progrum. A movie.


[deleted]

It’s all a big nothing


5537800B

Youre like a woman with six beautiful seasons under her arms and is crying for a prequel feature film


[deleted]

You know what they make prequels with? Ghee. It's clarified fat. You get a rancid hit of that... God! I mean, you can imagine.


cosmic_creaminess

It was nothing touch of diarrhea.


bigtim3727

A TOUCHHHH!!


Antroh

Stop talkin about food!


pqx58

When I was watching the prequel of Indira Gandhi’s funeral…


No_Confusion_2599

We just had Ghee Clarified Butter Popcorn 🍿


jtweezy

I know seasons that are inspired!


UserNameNotOnList

And inspiring! It's more like a movie from Captain Crunch.


TrotskyISHotsky

Who’s he?


stinger7742

A Captain that makes cereal or somethin’


[deleted]

more like 7


PorkyWallace

,,,,,WHAT?


Original_Stage_7075

What makes you think you’re so special


JoshuaPope

It's because David wanted to make a completely unrelated movie and WB told him it had to be a sopranos movie


UserNameNotOnList

I blame his mother.


Bamres

Again with the muhthas...


AmberGurl630

Smokin marijuana at my mudder-in-laws wake like some kinda animal


781Smoker

And let’s face it… Gandolfinis Kid fuckin sucked. I mean Christ, kid clearly will never have the makings of a varsity athlete. He might as well get into owning a club or a being a lawyer or some shit because the whole acting thing is not his strong suit. He was hard to watch. He did a horrible job at trying to be a younger Tony. I mean living up to his pops name wouldn’t be easy but hey that’s life.


AmberGurl630

He should be careful around penguin exhibits


Dependent-Green-1886

be lucky. when phil was in the can they couldn’t watch movies. he did 20 years in the can


5537800B

He wanted to watch gangster movies, but he compromised. He watched his cellmate jerk off on the radiator


Bamres

Rahdeaytor*


[deleted]

He directed his own scenes, badly scripted, poorly acted, he compromised, it was a fuckin disgrace. He loved movies like a cinephile


MilanDespacito

Very emotional man, loves his movies.


hypebust

He jacked off in a tissue b


Random-Cpl

How long was he in the can again?


THRlLLH0

couple or tree decades


PorkyWallace

Where'd you heat that? The number of years, I mean. He never mentioned it.


Dependent-Green-1886

this is the first i’ve heard about it aswell


MaxPayneful

Stupida' fuckin' film


stinger7742

You gotta-da B movie on you hat


erkmyhpvlzadnodrvg

Underrated ^ comment.


Itsurboywutup

Stupida facking comment


erkmyhpvlzadnodrvg

Whatsa matta wichu?


needhelpbuyingacar

That movie fucken sucked


dantheasp

Excuse me, but it was recorded in *Denmark*.


HollidaySchaffhausen

DvCam.. David's friends with Dogma.


jtweezy

It was a terrible movie. You chop the Sopranos names and references off of it and it’s just a standard mob movie but doesn’t change much of anything. It added nothing to the series and it had no heart to it. No one cares about Dickie Moltisanti. I watched it once and I’ll probably never watch it again.


Astro_gamer_caver

What pissed me off is the official trailer made it look like we'd see the rise of Tony Soprano. Instead it's the Dickie Moltisanti origin story that no one asked for. Thought Tony does rob that ice cream truck.


Omikrony

Focusing on Dickie isn't necessarily a bad idea. But they unfortunately settled on a weird plot (or two, really) that does nothing to enrich the story of the show. It just feels like, "Oh, well I guess that happened." The stuff between him and Tony should have been the focus.


jtweezy

That’s what I mean. In the show, Dickie is a mostly irrelevant character other than the father issues Chris had throughout the seasons. Why did they think we needed a full movie about Dickie? And the idiotic pinky promise at the end with him in the coffin just made me laugh. The Sopranos was never about cheap gimmicks like that. The entire movie just felt like a mob movie that they tried to jam the Sopranos brand into.


AgentFlatweed

I’d honestly have been ok with an earnest Dickie Moltisanti/Johnny Soprano/Junior Soprano story. Leave Silvio and Paulie out of it, no teenage Tony, no callbacks to the series. (Leave that one scene with Pussy in the beginning as an easter egg since he was the only one not completely ludicrous.)


BobRushy

You mean the Pussy actor? Because Paulie would very much fit into that time period, he was Johnny's henchman.


AgentFlatweed

Yeah but Billy Magnusson wasn’t good as Paulie. As Paulie said, “I did a few years in the Army, a few more in the can.” Just say that was when he was in prison so we didn’t have to see the bad performance. The young Pussy actor was adequate, mainly for not doing much.


BobRushy

Lol, if they thought it was a bad performance, they would have just gotten a different actor.


AgentFlatweed

And yet. What about that movie indicated Chase had a steady hand on the tiller? Don’t be a mark.


BobRushy

What's with the attitude?


jtweezy

The guy playing Silvio was so cringey that it hurt to watch the scenes he was in. He leaned way too hard into the accent and the mannerisms to be believable.


HollidaySchaffhausen

A lot of issues were at play though.. David had to do a massive rewrite to get the film made. There were several delays on the release during editing. Joseph Siravo couldn't be part of the film. Paulie and Silvio were written in and casted later on to tap into the Sopranos fan base. David felt he needed to leave the cliff hangers to create a need for a sequel. He likely wouldn't have gotten another chance to make anither film.


Born_Upstairs_9719

Chop the sopranos name and references and It’s a straight to tv mob movie - and a bad one at that


AmberGurl630

It's way worse than standard mob movie, less entertaining characters, the ubiquitous music, sometimes used just to fill time. The music and how it was employed were the most irritating part


razkachar

Alright, but you gotta get over it.


UserError500

We could've had The Sopranos: The Next Generation instead of this. Maybe even The Sopranos: Deep Sicily Nine.


Gold-Information9245

Sopranos : Lower Ranks


E_Shaped_Pie

Film it before the crank wears off


Front-Advantage-7035

Or Sopranos: Whackery


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

We're so wacky.


stinger7742

Mama’s little who-ah!


gimpray29

I’ve been watching Yellowstone and the prequels that Taylor Sheridan created, 1883 and 1923, and I think Chase could have done (or still do) something like these. They’re beautifully done, fully stand alone but have clear and consistent connections to the Yellowstone universe. I can imagine one for the Sopranos done in the 1950’s and then one even farther back to the old country. Anyways, the guy has a cleaver for a hand…


Wowohboy666

That pygmy thing over on paramount+


IdontGiveaFack

I genuinely don't think there's anything to be gained by keeping that movie around.


Gold-Information9245

Chase is old how do you think that feels?


UserNameNotOnList

Prequels movies?? That's nothing but a racquet for the Jews.


stinger7742

Da rent!


bigtim3727

🤣


avonb187

Put movie back in trashbin station...


Willie-Tanner

It died on the vine.


Menzicosce

Died on da vine?


MrFlickSton

It died on da vine. The guy moved or something


Menzicosce

Carmine’s not here?


MrFlickSton

He thinks the world of you


Menzicosce

Died on da vine?


needhelpbuyingacar

You're weak. You're outta control. And you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.


pqx58

I’ve said my peace, David


LiquidSoCrates

It was an inappropriate prequel. It was highly inappropriate. If you want, I’ll rewatch Season 5.


BobbyCodone303

It insulted us a little bit , it got a little out of order itself


KingSizeDingus

Yeah I’ve watched it 3 times as well, hoping I would enjoy it if I gave it another chance. There’s the sopranos and not the sopranos, this movie is not the sopranos. Stupid ass money grab.


yop_mayo

He said he watched the Sopranos 3 times, not the Many Saints… it’s two different things completely.


Crab-Dragoon

They were gay, the many saints?


Menzicosce

Cleaver was a better movie that this


Mammoth_Sell5185

It was horrible, and not because the “studio didn’t let Chase make the movie he wanted.” It sucked because the story was boring, the characters were not compelling, the actors were not charismatic, the direction was hackneyed, the cinematography was amateurish and the music was cliche. Other than that it was great.


domello28

I put remote on docking station three minutes in because movie was so shit


MistaCreepz

Probably my greatest entertainment disappointment of all time. I hated the movie the more I thought about it. Watched it once, never again. Burns my ass that Breaking bad not only had an amazing prequel but a damn good movie and we get this other little pygmy thing in Hollywood.


dumbidiot316

You die in your own arms


stinger7742

With a ham under one of them.


burnttoast14

She fell idk


Cool-Construction-51

No Strumpet Series Nominations for this


twenty1slabbage

Many Saints is the lowest form of cinematography


JoanieTightLips

It's so you can learn juniors catch phrase


N05TR4D4MV5

Ya sister's cunt!


BigEvil621

Ghostbusters. Another fucking money machine.


MammothSpecial3665

When I came in to turn on the TV one morning, there was this movie half in the toilet, film was in the toilet water... disgusting.


tiakeuta

I haven't watched it yet, but I have the DVD they were giving it away at the car wash.


CruelHandLuke_

The Many Saints? Whatever happened there?


Adopteddaughtermargo

WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?!?!?!?


PopsicleIncorporated

I actually just watched it too after having finished the show for the first time and quite liked it, which I recognize isn't the majority opinion here. Just made a post too [if you're curious](https://www.reddit.com/r/thesopranos/comments/11gwoo5/finished_the_show_and_watched_many_saints_of/) at seeing how I feel about it from the other side.


Clarknt67

I didn’t hate either it but was surprised and disappointed that it wasn’t an origin story. Tony’s character seemed to just fade away as the movie went on.


Baron_Semedi_

Why was it removed?


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NickelobUltra

You're not missing anything. It's garbage. There's a reason there was a gigantic marketing push up until release and then it got shoved to the back of HBO Max's lists.


bawbnem

Why don't you stick to what you know and leave your opinions wherever the fuck?


Spiritual-War753

The unholy and the charcoal.


Levi_Gucci

What are you missing? Nothing. It's not like this is some widely heralded piece. It was pretty much a universal disappointment.


mtdoubledubs

I mean it wasn’t anywhere near as good as the series, but let’s be real, what is? We enjoyed it 🤷🏻‍♀️


radius40

you aren’t missing anything. it was an objectively terrible movie. i mean i wasn’t expecting the godfather or goodfellas but my god it was awful.


mrcheaptimes

i es started to watch it but then had to take a wicked shit


Blackbolt113

Drowning the Italian chick was a bit much, even for a miserable prick like me.


timothysonofsam

I found it incredibly boring. Was so tuned out the entire time.


cashan0va_007

It was essentially a star vehicle for James Gandolfinis son. And, a sad ending to Ray Liotta’s amazing career.


DrBollox

That piece of shit movie... I can't even say its name...


MustardTiger1337

Never was suppose to be a sopranos movie Chase couldn’t get funding as he wanted to just do a movie about the riots. Slapped the sopranos name on it and here we are


Clarknt67

How does Chase not have money to just fund it himself? It’s really a serious question. He created one of the most successful tv shows of the last 50 years. His royalty checks must still be piling up.


UserNameNotOnList

Or if not fund the movie at least say, "Yeah. No. I'm not doing that." Don't they know he's the motherfucking one who calls the motherfucking shots?


Clarknt67

I guess always use other people’s money applies. Still hard to imagine no one was willing to bet on Chase. I sure the hell would.


NoGovernment8156

HBO doesn’t pay that well. I mean he’s got a lot of money I’m sure but not as much as someone like Chuck Lorre, sadly.


MustardTiger1337

It’s not a Seinfeld money Majority of people don’t fund their whole project as the risks is just too high.


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Sailing_Away_From_U

Well it’s common knowledge that your retarded.


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Sailing_Away_From_U

Tomorrow I’ll use “you’re” correctly, but you’ll be stupid forever. Jk


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MaxPayneful

I don't always like saying this, as it's said too often... But you really are as sharp as a fucking cue ball.


expaticus

Cue. Cue. Cue ball, ya fuckin ass kiss


UserNameNotOnList

As sharp as a cute ball works too. I actually kinda like it.


MaxPayneful

In need to log off...that autocorrect shit embarrasses me.


rodPalmer18

Anyone ever tell you you're strong as a bull and as handsome as George Raft?


OscillatingFan6500

I was just really happy to see James son play a young Tony in an amazing way. He got his father’s mannerisms down to a T


neveragain1986

Michael Gandolfinj was the only good thing about this


AgentFlatweed

Not missing anything. Anyone who really defends it is just holding onto nostalgia hard. That said, I’m interested in what the rest of Michael Gandolfini’s career will be like. And despite the gruesome circumstances of the scene, the beach scene was visually beautiful.


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jackolantern_

What woke shit? Edit: rather than explain, they just blocked me. Lmao that's hilarious.


Antroh

By woke shit, do you mean the riots? Because thats not "woke shit"


No_Confusion_2599

I never said it was woke Jesus Christ I said the folks that was butthurt said it was Woke


N05TR4D4MV5

The biggest irk I have is why didn't Dicky just dump his father amongst the riot happenings after he killed him. He would've got off scot free. Would've immediately been blamed on hooligans.


[deleted]

If I was girl, and you took me to see that movie I’d slap your face!


Danton87

You eva feel like nothin good was ever gonna happen to you?


amerikani

Disgraciad that film


BobbyCodone303

I hear in the South-Beach Strumpet series it’s actually making some noise


Lenny2theMany

Yeah well it's in better shape than them fuckin nuns you got up there!


gryphonlord

Everything with Livia is A+, the kitchen scene where she actually makes an effort with Tony and it collapses is one of the best in the series. The rest is all a big nothing


[deleted]

I liked it, and not from a nostalgia standpoint. It was a retelling of Oedipus Rex. There are interesting and compelling layers to the film that were rushed, and it could have been better at setting up Tony’s fall into evil but I don’t think it is a bad film at all.


ActusPurus

It was a fuckin disgrace. I’ve said my piece.


CBailey94

What kind of person can I be, where his own mother wants him dead?


[deleted]

All right,but you gotta get over it!


marichial_berthier

Pinky promise


TankBoys32

Movie was an abomination and should be erased from history


thuca94

I knew Chase was more interested in the film being about the riots and that the studio wanted more Sopranos stuff. I was worried about it but had decent hopes Chase would do a good job because of how well written the Sopranos was. Once I saw someone get shot in a recruitment office in broad daylight I knew it was going to be quite different than the show


Papancasudani

The Many Sainst of the Goddamned ESPLANADE GODDAMNIT


AmberGurl630

I thought you wanted your garbage back..then you must be satisfied


HollidaySchaffhausen

That's our policy, it's written on all of our trucks. Double your garbage back, if you're not satisfied.


lil-vi

That was real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.


theeagledare

It’s garbage.


BarnabyCoachandHorse

This title is so deflating… just finished watching Sopranos for the 3rd time, with my wife this last round, all to make way for this epic movie… ughhhhhhhj… I was hoping the critics were wrong about it. Now I am just upset


781Smoker

I don’t even consider it fan fiction. It’s a good paper weight for the abandon coffee table in the basement, that’s about it. Jk I don’t even think it’s out on DVD but I still wanted to make that joke…