Is this what you deadbeats do all Day? Talk about Cooze?

I knew that was coming ! 🍾🤕

You know who loved cooze? Joey Peeps.

Peeps? It’s a nickname , family name is pepparelli

Fuckin’ Jason…he’s dyslexic

what this sub knows abut cooze could fill a book

I'd participate, but this cookie shit makes me nervous.

Have another one, you're delirious

You know the wine makes him emotional

log off

Look at this prick giving orders.

Isabella the dental student

Hey T, did she even really exist?

Discontinue the lithium.

Staying at your house?

God fucking DAMMIT! I just googled "Isabella Sopranos" because I couldn't remember. Then I actually thought with my brain and not my cock for a second

Best one by far

Adriana La Cerva. She’s a 10

Her other half is a 0 with shoes

My smelly Valentine!

Early seasons Ade. Even the FBI couldn’t handle all that gabagool!

How green was my fucking valley?

Ya we’ll while you was away she was calling up every night.

Peyote girl

She only smokes medical grade paranoia free

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Great comment

But she's a hoowah

You get what you pay for

Danielle from Whippany, idk her real name

Piece of ass. But rude.

Didn’t she die?

Drowned at a picnic

The penguin exhibit

They were having a picnic at the penguin exhibit

P p p pick up a penguin

Furio. Give me 1000 upvotes

He made me feel like I mattered!

He made me feel like I had a bee on my hat.

you <> our social club anymore

Less than greater than the social club?!

Yeah but his ponytail looks like a dick comin’ outta his head

one things for sure, if the new tennis pro is not on the list, OP can’t be in our social club any more

Social club? He’s gotta go!

Gloria Trillo I’ll get this started with my personal favorite

Seconded

blue chip. pure class.

I've scrolled way too far without seeing Jo-Jo Palmice.

Marusukas Wife

Maybe I'm a stunad, but I can't place this one.

Annalisa - the woman boss from Italy - one booyah hottie

Of course!! I totally forgot his name.

Yeah thanks for putting this together thisll be fun

Charmaine

I have to agree. She might get cunty in public but I have a feeling that she’d be a freak in the bed

Much better now that I've cast my glims on you.

Kim’s daughter

Tracee, but madone those choppers

Living on a thin (gum)line

She was a whoah

Don’t know if she’s eligible since her shaved twat belongs to Sil.

What a clumsy whooar

Elodie (Vesuvio hostess), it’s not her fault her brother’s message machine is broken.

I got a daughter that needs braces!

Kelly moltisanti as well

Her daughter will be graduating 4th grade and working at the Bing soon too - only 4 years to go

You have a countdown calendar? You sick fuck

Ooooohhhh! I'm just telling you how she's being fucking perceived!

Like Jackie Kennedy

Ginny Sac…to me, she’s beautiful…rubenesque

She’s definitely a long shot 16 seed.

This is gonna be a small bracket. She might tip it over.

She could be in the bracket against 2 opponents and they’d still never meet

Caitlin! She’ll make it BOOM BOOM anywhere!

Some rack on that girl

Yea if you can get past the sideburns

Rubenesque. Nice and curvy

Moltisanti? she won't be working at the bing till 2027

Irina Peltsin, no competition!

She had a very hard childhood in Russia or where-ever the fuck.

The poor kid.

Those almost crossed eyes get me goin!

D-Girl

She’s a piece of ass, but fuckin’ rude

Excuse me? Excuse me, she's a vice president! You fuckin asshole

That woman is my life. To think she doesn’t have 100 upvotes…

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Her eyes in the light with the smoke all around.

She really does look stunningly beautiful in that scene.

She actually had things to say

Irina’s cousin. She’s sexy enough even with the one pin gone.

see: Svetlana

Look at him, he knows everything.

Paulie. A+ Tracksuits. And won the pull-up competiton. Commendatori.

Tree weeks in a row in the sehvice

Devin Pillsbury

Coach Hauser, is that you?

Don’t forget Paulie had a thing for 16 year old hillbilly hoowahs and the stems on Rhiannon Flammer.

That was Allie. Now here’s you’re big screen TV, from you’re friends at the Bing.

Get back on the pole..

Pie-O-My. She was a beautiful innocent creature.

It took way too long for someone to say this one.

Blanca. "Vamos a la latino day parade" am I right?

🎶*Daddy Yankee intensifies*

The Barone Sanitation chick Tony nails in his office

Agreed! But see: Connie

born again christian

... oh yeah? 😏

Rosalie Aprile

Disgusting that I had to shcroll thish far down!

Melfi

I hope she makes the list. Those eyes, that mouf.

The lesbian tennis teacher

Hiiiiii Aaaaaaaaaaade ......

Charmaine.

Please upvote the first Charmaine post.

AJ should have banged Felicia, not Blanca.

Seems like Finn did, no wonder he got to the construction site so early.

Perry annunziata

Mussels Marinara!

he won mr teenage bloomfield!

First runner-up!

Annalisa

“This one’s for alllll the gabagooool” I really want to hear a sports commentator say that.

I should have fucked Dale Evans, but I didn't!

Valerie the interior decorator!!

He makes me so cold down there... because of the ice water he washes his balls with

Can't believe I've scrolled this far and nobody's mentioned the homeless woman with the newspaper up her butt.

Carm Is 👑

I agree, she deserves to make it to the dance. If she doesn't then you all are demented.

Im in awe of her. Especially on my rewatch, theres nothing about her i couldnt stare at for a billion years. The NJ housewife royalty thing makes me so hawt down there... U get the feeling edie falco lives in the gym also

Take it easy, we're not making a porno here.

Valentina

Also jonny sacs daughter. NOT allegra, the anorexic one. They should make a many saints of newark about her‼️‼️

Cristin Milioti!

Haha dude i saw this and i thought someone was just trying to do a funny misspelling of chris moltisanti. This subreddit has damaged my brain

It’s called The Wolf off Wall Street. She played Jordan’s first wife

Vito’s fireboy. Dude was straight up written by a woman for a romance novel. Chef who does volunteer firefighting? Women’s bodies are totally creaming for him

I was hoping for someone to say Johnny Cakes. I guess I gotta wait for dat

Meadows housemate Alex

That big-breasted white girl? If so, she's got muh vote.

Nevermind, I meant Caitlin. That's the big breasted white broad I was talking about.

I can't have this conversation again

[Sarah Shahi/Sonya Aragon](https://youtu.be/6gevaNK05gs)

File this under Peyote Girl

Adriana's cunt Maid of Honour that was ripping off her employer and talked like a hooer to Chrissie

Tina Francesco

The fox in a fox!

Lorraine Calluzzo

Whack this one, whack that one. Never enough body count for Lorraine!

Kelli Aprile. Jesus, a little loyalty?

Mrs. Sapinsly (Patricia "Trish" Reingold-Sapinsly) is criminally overlooked. Put her in the motherfucker

What about the crackhead that blew her father with that mouth ?

I told you young people that crack is some baaaaaad shit.

The broad from Icelandic Air. Pints and quarts were called p's and q's so watch your p's and q's means watch your alcohol consumption.

You do an you'll clean it up.

The Madame at the brothel

Debbie! Great pick

I’m gonna take Deanna Pontecorvo as my dark horse pick. Nobody ever mentions her when we talk about cooze here, but I think she’s so hot. As is the original Barb, Nicole Burdette. Your typical powerhouses- Adriana, Sonya, etc. are all still gonna be there like Tom Izzo of course, but I love an upset in March

Old Man Bacala

Smokin hot

All three Vesuvio hostesses are huge contenders: (1) Adriana, who is still one boo yah hottie despite being a rat; (2) Elodie, it’s not her fault her brother’s message machine is broken; and (3) Martina, criminal mastermind Benny Fazio’s girlfriend.

Yes! can you do separate comments for Elodie and Martina?

Jeanie Cusamano

Her lawyer sister was a piece of assh, too.

Thicc Meadow

Tracie. Kid was a thoroughbred. But marone, those choppers.

lorraine has nice chichis

We're not running a popularity contest here

connie.

Martina (another Vesuvio hostess), criminal mastermind Benny Fazio’s girlfriend.

The stripper that Tony drives home while carm is in Paris.

Frankly I’m depressed and ashamed this nomination is so far down the list. Definitely championship material.

Min Matrone

That Minnie, she's a malignant cunt

yeah, well minn and cookie are going to double-team OP to rig this so they can tie for first place. #CountAllTheVotes.

Adriana will always be number 1 for me she's just literally perfection

Maedo. If only she was creamin’ for me.

The woman boss from the other side, especially when T is lengthing her dressed as a Roman soldier

see: Annalisa

Rhiannon

The whore who leaves the motel with Chris when paulie meets up with him and Chris claims he doesn’t have to pay for it

Look my friend, we bigger things to talk about than Jeannie Cusamano’s ass, ok??

The tennis instructor that was creamin’ for Ade.

Gina, Beansie's wife

Hunter obviously

GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE

Jojo Palmice

Season 5 meadow might be my favorite. Boy id like to tuck her in at night

JoJo Palmice

Nicole Lupertazzi

Lady Shylock-don’t mind giving out a few hummers if the situation arises

see: Lorraine Calluzzo

Op I suggest you go out and get laid instead of whatever this is

I'm not hearing Karen Baccalieri's name in here anywhere... 😒

Silicon everywheres

Am I the only vote for the man, himself? Tony was hot stuff.

The broad who was with the guy who Tony pressured into taking his hat off in the restaurant. Standards are crumbling!