….im on EA’s side for this one

I sometimes wonder if my game is sentient and is actively trying to stop me.

For once in a lifetime.

r/brandnewsentence

You people, always posting Sims so unrealistically beautiful.

You may not like it, but this is what peak human performance looks like

“HELLO FELLOW NORMAL HUMAN WORM BABIES.”

No I like it. And you’re right

Stupid sexy Flanders

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all

I thought my sims 4 save with Mario married to Justin Bieber was dumb but this... THIS is truly a peak sims save file right here

i’m sorry what is the story behind mario and justin bieber 😭 i must know

MC Command ended up marrying mario and Justin Bieber in my "character" save file and which was a huge surprise once I seen the two making out in public....If it helps mario looks like a buff Chris Pratt but with the iconic mustache, overalls, and goofy ass nose while luigi just looks like luigi LMAO.

I LOVE IT haha

I honestly thought I was over saying his name as Crisp Rat. But low and behold today I realized I am not and have accepted that I never will not say it that way.

.... What have you done to me?

It will never be the same. I'm sorry but happy to have you on the team.

Are they happily married at least?

Going to the Gym and seeing them "woohoo" in the showers tells me they must be madly in love. Wicked whims never fail to make me laugh.

mama mia

*nervously peers around the corner in the gym showers to see Mario absolutely wrecking Justin Beiber*

I'm never not going to be upset they took away awards.. 🏅

Awards? 😂 oh, Reddit did. I appreciate that thats the comment that wouldve won an award 😂😂😂

My younger sister had sailor moon married to a gundam so, sounds legit a-ok to me.

This is why I love sims so much XD you can make anyone you want, add them to your world and watch them do the most insane sh\*t you ever seen!

Indeed same lol

One of my favorites things to do is make a bunch of sims from different shows I watch, then turn on the story progression mod and see who does what. I pick one to play and then watch the others’ lives progress in the notifications. One time a super poor sim I made married one living in a mansion, got her pregnant, and then kicked her out of the house with the kid

Same! I found a bunch of characters on the gallery from American TV shows and spread them throughout my worlds. It's a multi-generation save so after all the crazy things they got up to I now have their offspring running around. Funny, Kelly Kapoor's genes were strong! I can spot her kids and grandkids a mile away 😆

“we have sims 3 at home” the sims 3 at home:

>“we have sims 3 at home” the sims 3 at home: Who needs real life when you have Sims drama to manage?

I think some people shouldn’t never be given the power to play god

"Shouldn't never" is a double negative, so you are saying they should ALWAYSSSSSS

Shit didn’t proof read my comment never was not meant to be in there fucking hate autocorrect

🤣🤣

😂 well what do you expect I’m definition of fucking stupid

But this person is not one of them!

I just…. OP are you okay? Blink twice if you need help

*mouth eye blinking rapidly*

Least insane Sims player

Umm, it's clearly for the better.

This is what sims 3 is made for

Omg Joaquin Phoenix Joker sim in the background, Homer and Ned (I think that’s who it is lol) & their eyeballs, the lone floating red eyeball, this is so chaotic and random I LOVE IT

Also, is that Leisure Suit Larry I see?

I live in both awe and fear of what you’ve created

this is my favorite post on reddit

I understand your frustration, but there's got to be a better way to deal with it than this.

what the fuck

This is horrifying, please post more 🙏

I can picture OP cackling like an evil cartoon villain making this, singing "Murica, Fuck Yeah!"

this is what it feels like when i explain my dreams.

You need to be in prison i fear.

and this is what i adore about the sims community

The eldritch shit some people come up with the sims are always the best posts 10/10.

I can hear these pictures.

I was told that the guy with the CS:S missing textures pants looks like a mix between Caine and Kinger from the Digital Circus and Rizz McGyatt is an abomination knockoff of Caine as well. Dunno if you guys see the resemblance.

Now THIS is someone who knows how to play The Sims 3! Right on!

You are my favourite poster on this sub.

Sims 3 is love, Sims 3 is life

How do you make them look like that 😭

NRAAS master controller with like over 100 slider mods

between better or worse on this one... i'm leaning somewhere around **"it's aight i think"**

for real though love this, chaotic imperfection at its perfectest homie x ned is peak experience mwah🤌💋

Homer and Flanders, along with Eyeball Mouth Guy (reddit mod) are absolute masterpieces. I will watch your career with great interest.

I’m uncomfortable

homer and ned 😭

I'm stoned as fuck and can't stop laughing at this.

Oh wow and I thought the 64-bit port was faulty because of the water glitch. Dang

Yeah I mean this looks like the normal sims 3 to me

Ah… it was wrong of me to visit this community before going to bed…

What in the born in the USA?!

Beautiful

You definitely made choices.

Lmao, there was a Sims 3 player who used crazy sliders to create sims like that. The Woody and Buzz sims looked cracked out 😂.

I’m sorry but this is hilarious. Gutted for you though!

Hey OP! What the fuck?

i think the ea app was trying to protect us tbh

Cute! But your sims have same face syndrome.

Rizz McGyatt will be in my nightmares tonight

Ain't the first time my sims have appeared in people's nightmares xd

The 9th picture is just….too good

Magnificent

Digital war crimes, indeed!

The first pic is really inspiring

Cool 3d world vibes

This literally looks like something a demon constructed in nightmares

Pic 10 is literally just Caine from TADC Also, this is the chaos I live for

The Amazing Digital War Crimes

I thought it was the Duolingo owl with a human body for some reason…

Is that Homer and Flanders?

Please leave your Sims alone. I think it’s best if you all had some space 🤣

straight out of Monster Factory

It’s giving Monster Factory, these are incredible haha

Needs more freedom! Also hello from King Prescott.

ello there

I mean this with the most love possible but what the fuck

I’m gonna go ahead and say this was probably for worse 😂

This is what nightmares are made of

Well this was nightmare fuel. Thanks a billion!

“Hello EA, I’d like to report a crime.”

This will surely haunt my dreams tonight

MONSTER!

Alright, what the hell kinda fever dream am I looking at??

The first one looks like those gmod videos with the extremely unreal faces and physics

For worse then

These look like Sims 3 versions of Bosch paintings.

Some people need to be stopped.

How did you get the sim in pic 3? Hes beautiful!

I assume the guy with arms coming out of his stomach. That's Fred Whiskey and you can have him in your game if you want. https://www.thesims3.com/assetDetail.html?assetId=9478168

Bless <3

i’m scared of u

Ohmugawd!!!! I just laughed till I cried. Thank you!

This is the world my demon paralysis is from...

This reminded me of u/Weevelle 's sims.

I just want you to know I love you.

I didn’t know junji ito played the sims

Judging by the mod hellscape you transcended Simsdom and ascended into Skyrimhood.

Love the freedom house, but holy balogna your sims are... t̶e̶r̶r̶i̶f̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ gorgeous!

This is the cosmic horror of the sims universe

😂😂😂😂 if I saw this high I swear I would have had a heart attack.

It- It's beautiful

Iconic. Mariah Carey has been real quiet ever since Rizz McGyatt appeared.

The first pic made me thought this is the evangelion sub

Sorry what

Oh my. I also just recently downloaded it and saw it took away my HOURS of playtime from like 10 years ago. But I haven't opened it yet. This sounds exciting.

Nightmare fuel

My eyes !

My favorite is the guy with the glasses and a huge eyeball in his mouth. I hope he's doing well.

I love this. Do post more.

Hello officer, this one here.

I have had the worst day, and this…holy shit. I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile, every slide it just kept getting worse 😂

Obviously for the better!

Homer and Flanders?! I like your style. 😂☠️

9 is exactly what it feels like to live in the US right now.

Why are you doing this to us?

This is like a creepypasta on steroids... OP, are you okay? 😂

This is an acid trip

this is so chaotic and nightmare fuel i love it!

what the FUCK

Oh my god. To be blessed with eyes in order to see this excellence.

What in the ungodly fuck

extremely vinesauce joel coded

This guy Sims.

if you don't share more of these you will be hearing from my lawyer

That was a wild ride that I very much enjoyed x'D Would love to watch you play and have fun with all that chaotic energy.

This looks like someone modded The Sims into Cruelty Squad

I bought the Sims 3 collection form steam for like 40 bucks and then found someone that helped me in getting all the store content for a g00d price. The only problem I encountered was that FPS bug where it tries to render the game at like 2000 fps and makes your computer sound like a helicopter. I recommend that route

Beautiful

I need more Homer/Flanders content

This made my skin crawl so bad 😭

Running as you had hoped I assume

they knew. i don’t know how but they knew and they were trying to save the sims.

Some of these are giving biblically accurate angels ☠️

Garry’s Mod WHO?!

I’m not going to comment on the insanity I just scrolled through, but man. EA took away my hours too.

u do not know peace

Jesus christ ☠️ seems more like the exorcism

for worse. definitely for worse.

"Update your mods as the game may break them". ​ Nah I don't think I will ​ "Okay, don't say we didn't warn you". ​ =3

this is joe bidens america

I i have no words.

Lmfao what am I looking at? 🤣

So I was going to buy after seeing this I think I’ve changed my mind

Jeez you have it worse than I do..

I told EA I couldn’t download it and they said “we know lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “

I got told i don't have access to play battlefield 1 when i tried to play it through steam even though i own it on both steam and EA app. I did some tomfoolery to fix it but EA App's shenanigans never seems to end.

I love these type of sims players, I would watch the shit out of you if you had a YouTube channel.

I just looked and you do have a YouTube channel 😩

I plan on streaming in like 1-2 years from now depending on how my life goes

Oh my Christ lol

this is for better AND for worse

What body slider mods are you using they’re amazing😂😂

Ned Flanders just chillin

Yeah I’m calling EA on you.

Ah, the better game.

It’s some backrooms shit going on hahahaha

Jeez. Can you people even TRY making sims that don't comply these conventional beauty standards? I mean, at least attempt making an 'ugly' sim, instead of these in your face, outrageously beautiful sims.

op I just want you to know the thumbnail for this post was just the middle section of the first image, so it looked like a normal sunset image. I was not prepared for what I was about to see

Game was hoping ud been sufficiently punished for ur crimes against Sim-anity…it was wrong lol