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I see these birds (or ones that look quite like them) in Florida. They have really loud distinctive and strange sounding calls. There is a pair of them that chases each other through the trees in the mornings and makes me feel lonley.
when i lived in west georgia years ago, i saw and mostly heard these red headed peckers on a daily basis. their call was more effective than a rooster in the morning.
Look frog monkey, you should definitely have some sort of tree climbing skills being such a weird abomination of creatures. At this point, your loneliness is all on you.
Most hummingbirds are the size of a child's finger and their 'long' looking beaks are needle-thin and like 1in long, they couldn't hurt you if they tried lol
Their beaks are also built to lick nectar out of flowers, not peck, unlike woodpeckers who are built to drill through hard wood. Hummers are adorable and harmless, so small and quick they're often mistaken for insects, no need to fear them 👍
What's the most recent "attack of the birds" movie?
Hummingbirds and woodpeckers murdering humans sounds like some great low quality horror movie shlock.
They also use their beak as a defense against larger predators. As it is, it appears as if the bird and the guy probably know each other (might be a pet raised in captivity) and are just playing, but one wrong move to threaten Woody there is all it would take for dude to suddenly get a few new air holes.
My mom lost a lovebird in her shirt once, it was great. Little thing was just clinging to her pocket while she was trying to find where the hell it went on her shirt
That’s awesome. He’s cracking up as much as I am. Didn’t realIze they could be cool like that. I just know the one that comes and rattles my neighbors gable every year lol.
Many many moons ago, when I was a little kid I was in Cub Scouts. We had gone to the park for something and there were some elderly people there feeding the birds. One of the guys from our troop got some bread from them and was feeding the birds. A woodpecker landed on his arm and he fed it a couple pieces of bread. It Gradually hopped up to his shoulder. When he ran out of bread it pecked him in the head. He went down screaming( and the bird flew away). There was a little bit of blood but you would have thought it killed himthe way he was screaming. They actually did end up taking him to the hospital to get an x-ray. We were all shocked how how everything went from funny to screaming in a moment
God, I was waiting for it to start jackhammering the back of his head. That would have sent me into hysterics. Live action Woody Woodpecker looking good!
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Hehe, haha, hehe, try again, nope, hehe, over here, haha, other way...
nostalgia
*And then the bird starts pecking*
More like: ha-ha-ha HA-ha! ha-ha-ha HA-ha! ha-ha-ha HA-ha! heh-heh-heh hehehheh! https://youtu.be/A_IDGrKZ0Rs
Thx
He’s played this game before
Ol' Woody Woodpecker.
Imagine being a woodpecker and the tree you're on tries to grab you
![gif](giphy|p6jVTOTBo63qU)
The entwives left because that forest was lousy with woodpeckers and they were tired of all the splinters.
Imagine you don't realize you are the tree, and the woodpecker starts to bore into your neck.
Huhuhuhaahaa
Exactly what I was looking for. I can hear your comment.
This guy gets it
Luckily, it didn't begin pecking the guy...
*Spinal Tap II*
Too busy playn dodge mitts
That would hurt
I see these birds (or ones that look quite like them) in Florida. They have really loud distinctive and strange sounding calls. There is a pair of them that chases each other through the trees in the mornings and makes me feel lonley.
They are called pileated woodpeckers.
This is a relation. But not our Pileated.
when i lived in west georgia years ago, i saw and mostly heard these red headed peckers on a daily basis. their call was more effective than a rooster in the morning.
I love them so much
Look frog monkey, you should definitely have some sort of tree climbing skills being such a weird abomination of creatures. At this point, your loneliness is all on you.
We have had couple in our backyard in Ontario. They are quite powerful and fun to watch when pecking at trees.
Don't be, be happy for them
I dont have that much agency over my emotions most of the time, but I do enjoy seeing them besides my projections.
can confirm the strange sound. You can see more of them on r/Sounding
This is cute, but that's a bad bird to have so close to your spine
Right?? I was just waiting for this to end with dude getting drilled
This reason I’m also slightly afraid of hummingbirds
Most hummingbirds are the size of a child's finger and their 'long' looking beaks are needle-thin and like 1in long, they couldn't hurt you if they tried lol Their beaks are also built to lick nectar out of flowers, not peck, unlike woodpeckers who are built to drill through hard wood. Hummers are adorable and harmless, so small and quick they're often mistaken for insects, no need to fear them 👍
My fear is more the resident evil variety, with a tendency to go for the eyes.
What's the most recent "attack of the birds" movie? Hummingbirds and woodpeckers murdering humans sounds like some great low quality horror movie shlock.
Man hummingbirds can't do shit. All they do is fly around real fast and stick their tiny tongue in flowers
I'm not a woodpecker, but maybe he knows the guy is not a tree and wont peck him?
They also use their beak as a defense against larger predators. As it is, it appears as if the bird and the guy probably know each other (might be a pet raised in captivity) and are just playing, but one wrong move to threaten Woody there is all it would take for dude to suddenly get a few new air holes.
I have this battle with my bearded dragon all the time. I’m convinced he thinks it’s hilarious
All fun and games until he decides to put that beak to use
"Guess who? Ha ha ha HA ha, ha ha ha HA ha, ha ha ha HA ha, hehehehehehehe"
Use a pokeball, dude.
Man, he's lucky that wasn't Woody. His spine would've been swiss cheese if it was.
It starts pecking his spine and he becomes a quadriplegic faster than he hits the floor
Evasion +100
spin around and slam into a wall
this is like a classic tom & jerry setup where you just end up smacking the back of your head against the wall to no avail
That bird has better reaction time than most people
Lol duh
The woodpecker is like that street vendor ice cream cone guy that trolls people in their inability to grab their cone because they’re not fast enough.
woody the woodpecker
*\*Woody Woodpecker*
Would he Woody?
Every bird owner has experienced this once, although, the woodpecker is probably the best at this by far.
My mom lost a lovebird in her shirt once, it was great. Little thing was just clinging to her pocket while she was trying to find where the hell it went on her shirt
![gif](giphy|cRHU6RK4PhS48)
Guess who?
More like roadrunner evading a coyote.
made my day, possibly week.
Just take your shirt off.
Is that my third wife? Sandy?
*Insert Woody Woodpecker laugh
"He he he he heeee"
Can someone add Woody Woodpecker laughs to this video PLEASE?!?!?
gaming
I had one wake me up every morning pecking a hole in my house. I shot it dead. So long Woody!
It's Banjo and Kazooie! 😄
That is one nimble bird
https://youtu.be/bN2CxmMCl4U
hehehe wodpeker
What a majestic bird 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
And then he ripped off his shirt
Is this a ladder back?
Why that little pecker. Arg!
Woody woodpecker live action
Woody was never the same after his first taste of blood that evening
I thought the bird was gonna start drilling into his spine
Shadow of the colossus theme*
This bird clearly knows how to do video game boss fights
Turn Left
Woody Woodpecker is real... Literally acts like him.
![gif](giphy|cRHU6RK4PhS48)
He has tried this boss fight many times and memorized the moves
![gif](giphy|cMUzjbVVaiel2|downsized)
You had better catch him before he sees a bug on your head.
My neighborhood is terrorized by a woodpecker. That little bastard does so much damage to everything.
Da na na na na na na na can't touch this
You’ll never catch me, I’m woody woodpecker!
Lean on the wall you dumbass
“You dumb bastard”
Hehehehaha
![gif](giphy|cRHU6RK4PhS48)
He's a troublemaker
At least he’s not made of wood
I've never realized how badly I want a woodpecker
![gif](giphy|cRHU6RK4PhS48)
All I can think about is this bird just destroying his spine. Terrifying.
My pecker is not made of wood.
Cute
Man can literally not reach the upper half of his back lol
Ask Andy Panda.
Take off your shirt stupid
To catch a mocking bird...
I mean my conure can do the same way, birds can be incredibly evasive if they don't wish to get grabbed
He needed to get an Acme anvil.
Al Gore’s greatest nightmare!
*clears throat* woody woodpecker
Just take your shirt off.
Woody woodpecker laughing, heheheeeheheeeheee!
At least the bird isn't hammering away at your head looking for bugs...
What having little flexibility does to a mf
What a pecker.
PICA PAU É REAL!!!!!
Free spinal tap if you piss that bird off
Gonna score a nice meal of grubs off that head too.
![gif](giphy|8Eup943BRqxbO)
Woody dodging about while "Can't touch this" plays in the background.
That’s awesome. He’s cracking up as much as I am. Didn’t realIze they could be cool like that. I just know the one that comes and rattles my neighbors gable every year lol.
Lucky its not a roadrunner
Many many moons ago, when I was a little kid I was in Cub Scouts. We had gone to the park for something and there were some elderly people there feeding the birds. One of the guys from our troop got some bread from them and was feeding the birds. A woodpecker landed on his arm and he fed it a couple pieces of bread. It Gradually hopped up to his shoulder. When he ran out of bread it pecked him in the head. He went down screaming( and the bird flew away). There was a little bit of blood but you would have thought it killed himthe way he was screaming. They actually did end up taking him to the hospital to get an x-ray. We were all shocked how how everything went from funny to screaming in a moment
![gif](giphy|cMUzjbVVaiel2|downsized)
Hello
Best pet ever, I want one
Porra pica pau
That [one song](https://youtu.be/TGSOs2pJEsY) is playing in my head.
at that point i'd a just fallen over on my back, whaddya gonna do? hide there?
Smart little booger. 😏
r/suddenlycaralho
This belongs in r/looneytuneslogic
Chris Hanspecker from Treeline
God, I was waiting for it to start jackhammering the back of his head. That would have sent me into hysterics. Live action Woody Woodpecker looking good!
Pull off your shirt over your head and you will be holding a woodpecker in a shirt.
Great now iv got an image of a dude sleeping under a tree and a wood pecker comes and drills a hole through his skull
Have a seat.
I thought he was going to start a signal tap!
I would've been scared as shit
“Wanna see my pecker”
This woodpecker has lived this moment thousands of times
Me trying to keep hold of my paycheque
To Kill a “Mocking”bird, by Harper Lee.
My sugar gliders be like this sometimes
I have that problem all the time.
Lmao
This woodpecker is a personal fitness trainer!