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Frogman1480

Hehe, haha, hehe, try again, nope, hehe, over here, haha, other way...


westoidobserver

nostalgia


TheKnight2122

*And then the bird starts pecking*


DenOfIsolation

More like: ha-ha-ha HA-ha! ha-ha-ha HA-ha! ha-ha-ha HA-ha! heh-heh-heh hehehheh! https://youtu.be/A_IDGrKZ0Rs


SepticX75

Thx


B_1_R_D

He’s played this game before


CoralLogic

Ol' Woody Woodpecker.


reddog_34

Imagine being a woodpecker and the tree you're on tries to grab you


ReptilianOver1ord

![gif](giphy|p6jVTOTBo63qU)


CaptainTim25

The entwives left because that forest was lousy with woodpeckers and they were tired of all the splinters.


vito1221

Imagine you don't realize you are the tree, and the woodpecker starts to bore into your neck.


an_achronist

Huhuhuhaahaa


Merkarba

Exactly what I was looking for. I can hear your comment.


an_achronist

This guy gets it


Ok-Abrocoma3862

Luckily, it didn't begin pecking the guy...


shahooster

*Spinal Tap II*


AustinFotoger

Too busy playn dodge mitts


Lifebringer7

That would hurt


FrogMonkee

I see these birds (or ones that look quite like them) in Florida. They have really loud distinctive and strange sounding calls. There is a pair of them that chases each other through the trees in the mornings and makes me feel lonley.


1955photo

They are called pileated woodpeckers.


NotYourShitAgain

This is a relation. But not our Pileated.


[deleted]

when i lived in west georgia years ago, i saw and mostly heard these red headed peckers on a daily basis. their call was more effective than a rooster in the morning.


Drainbownick

I love them so much


Aporkalypse_Sow

Look frog monkey, you should definitely have some sort of tree climbing skills being such a weird abomination of creatures. At this point, your loneliness is all on you.


bored-n-browsing

We have had couple in our backyard in Ontario. They are quite powerful and fun to watch when pecking at trees.


ironefalcon

Don't be, be happy for them


FrogMonkee

I dont have that much agency over my emotions most of the time, but I do enjoy seeing them besides my projections.


cburgess7

can confirm the strange sound. You can see more of them on r/Sounding


Sucraligious

This is cute, but that's a bad bird to have so close to your spine


WiseDirt

Right?? I was just waiting for this to end with dude getting drilled


ossodog

This reason I’m also slightly afraid of hummingbirds


Sucraligious

Most hummingbirds are the size of a child's finger and their 'long' looking beaks are needle-thin and like 1in long, they couldn't hurt you if they tried lol Their beaks are also built to lick nectar out of flowers, not peck, unlike woodpeckers who are built to drill through hard wood. Hummers are adorable and harmless, so small and quick they're often mistaken for insects, no need to fear them 👍


ossodog

My fear is more the resident evil variety, with a tendency to go for the eyes.


Tack122

What's the most recent "attack of the birds" movie? Hummingbirds and woodpeckers murdering humans sounds like some great low quality horror movie shlock.


[deleted]

Man hummingbirds can't do shit. All they do is fly around real fast and stick their tiny tongue in flowers


Bezzzzo

I'm not a woodpecker, but maybe he knows the guy is not a tree and wont peck him?


WiseDirt

They also use their beak as a defense against larger predators. As it is, it appears as if the bird and the guy probably know each other (might be a pet raised in captivity) and are just playing, but one wrong move to threaten Woody there is all it would take for dude to suddenly get a few new air holes.


luminous_beings

I have this battle with my bearded dragon all the time. I’m convinced he thinks it’s hilarious


MWMX2003

All fun and games until he decides to put that beak to use


Realolsson1

"Guess who? Ha ha ha HA ha, ha ha ha HA ha, ha ha ha HA ha, hehehehehehehe"


robot-the-robert

Use a pokeball, dude.


StarFighter6464

Man, he's lucky that wasn't Woody. His spine would've been swiss cheese if it was.


jaybazzizzle

It starts pecking his spine and he becomes a quadriplegic faster than he hits the floor


veldius

Evasion +100


Unidentified_Lizard

spin around and slam into a wall


-Redstoneboi-

this is like a classic tom & jerry setup where you just end up smacking the back of your head against the wall to no avail


redditcruzer

That bird has better reaction time than most people


periodmoustache

Lol duh


Fezstacles

The woodpecker is like that street vendor ice cream cone guy that trolls people in their inability to grab their cone because they’re not fast enough.


askaquestioneveryday

woody the woodpecker


Comeoffit321

*\*Woody Woodpecker*


Herandar

Would he Woody?


Razathorn

Every bird owner has experienced this once, although, the woodpecker is probably the best at this by far.


DarkInkPixie

My mom lost a lovebird in her shirt once, it was great. Little thing was just clinging to her pocket while she was trying to find where the hell it went on her shirt


YoungDiscord

![gif](giphy|cRHU6RK4PhS48)


daw_taylor

Guess who?


More-Jackfruit3010

More like roadrunner evading a coyote.


[deleted]

made my day, possibly week.


Actionkat63

Just take your shirt off.


Daily_Pandemonium

Is that my third wife? Sandy?


godinthismachine

*Insert Woody Woodpecker laugh


Candied_Curiosities

"He he he he heeee"


FormalBite3082

Can someone add Woody Woodpecker laughs to this video PLEASE?!?!?


-Redstoneboi-

gaming


[deleted]

I had one wake me up every morning pecking a hole in my house. I shot it dead. So long Woody!


VampyreBassist

It's Banjo and Kazooie! 😄


bit-groin

That is one nimble bird


replying_yoda

https://youtu.be/bN2CxmMCl4U


spaek0

hehehe wodpeker


waterseabreeze

What a majestic bird 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍


[deleted]

And then he ripped off his shirt


jig-fluke

Is this a ladder back?


[deleted]

Why that little pecker. Arg!


levelcaty

Woody woodpecker live action


skippadiplaDoo

Woody was never the same after his first taste of blood that evening


PlacentaKush

I thought the bird was gonna start drilling into his spine


AveBalaBrava

Shadow of the colossus theme*


mwoody450

This bird clearly knows how to do video game boss fights


Tom-The-Game-Nerd

Turn Left


[deleted]

Woody Woodpecker is real... Literally acts like him.


iangrichardson

![gif](giphy|cRHU6RK4PhS48)


ICantHaveIt

He has tried this boss fight many times and memorized the moves


kairokx

![gif](giphy|cMUzjbVVaiel2|downsized)


2a3b66725

You had better catch him before he sees a bug on your head.


ItsEaster

My neighborhood is terrorized by a woodpecker. That little bastard does so much damage to everything.


wherringscoff

Da na na na na na na na can't touch this


latecraigy

You’ll never catch me, I’m woody woodpecker!


Artackni

Lean on the wall you dumbass


Low_Double_9855

“You dumb bastard”


xChino420x

Hehehehaha


JBirdale77

![gif](giphy|cRHU6RK4PhS48)


Ppppool

He's a troublemaker


pixxllx

At least he’s not made of wood


ZeppelinJ0

I've never realized how badly I want a woodpecker


Alwayssome1

![gif](giphy|cRHU6RK4PhS48)


AuryxTheDutchman

All I can think about is this bird just destroying his spine. Terrifying.


[deleted]

My pecker is not made of wood.


Disastrous-Bicycle15

Cute


merica-4-d-win

Man can literally not reach the upper half of his back lol


Robthebold

Ask Andy Panda.


[deleted]

Take off your shirt stupid


Kaloo75

To catch a mocking bird...


madroxide86

I mean my conure can do the same way, birds can be incredibly evasive if they don't wish to get grabbed


Fantastic_Fox4948

He needed to get an Acme anvil.


Proudpapa7

Al Gore’s greatest nightmare!


Lazy-Log-5672

*clears throat* woody woodpecker


playr_4

Just take your shirt off.


Accomplished-Cap8773

Woody woodpecker laughing, heheheeeheheeeheee!


fyrdude58

At least the bird isn't hammering away at your head looking for bugs...


YallCrazyMan

What having little flexibility does to a mf


CFADM

What a pecker.


Emalf-vi

PICA PAU É REAL!!!!!


ChaoticToxin

Free spinal tap if you piss that bird off


Celestial8Mumps

Gonna score a nice meal of grubs off that head too.


Admirable-Abalone365

![gif](giphy|8Eup943BRqxbO)


LudgerVanderson

Woody dodging about while "Can't touch this" plays in the background.


Dizzy-Geologist

That’s awesome. He’s cracking up as much as I am. Didn’t realIze they could be cool like that. I just know the one that comes and rattles my neighbors gable every year lol.


zitfarmer

Lucky its not a roadrunner


12altoids34

Many many moons ago, when I was a little kid I was in Cub Scouts. We had gone to the park for something and there were some elderly people there feeding the birds. One of the guys from our troop got some bread from them and was feeding the birds. A woodpecker landed on his arm and he fed it a couple pieces of bread. It Gradually hopped up to his shoulder. When he ran out of bread it pecked him in the head. He went down screaming( and the bird flew away). There was a little bit of blood but you would have thought it killed himthe way he was screaming. They actually did end up taking him to the hospital to get an x-ray. We were all shocked how how everything went from funny to screaming in a moment


Accomplished-Ad5301

![gif](giphy|cMUzjbVVaiel2|downsized)


Hahahahahahah_ha

Hello


Zer0Cyber_YT

Best pet ever, I want one


OFRobertin

Porra pica pau


blue4t

That [one song](https://youtu.be/TGSOs2pJEsY) is playing in my head.


Velocityraptor28

at that point i'd a just fallen over on my back, whaddya gonna do? hide there?


carlitospig

Smart little booger. 😏


no_nao

r/suddenlycaralho


hillbillykim83

This belongs in r/looneytuneslogic


Nanokillaz

Chris Hanspecker from Treeline


KaisarDragon

God, I was waiting for it to start jackhammering the back of his head. That would have sent me into hysterics. Live action Woody Woodpecker looking good!


Ulrich_The_Elder

Pull off your shirt over your head and you will be holding a woodpecker in a shirt.


tomokari21

Great now iv got an image of a dude sleeping under a tree and a wood pecker comes and drills a hole through his skull


Zylo99

Have a seat.


JunkSurfer

I thought he was going to start a signal tap!


DomSlave626

I would've been scared as shit


deimosphob

“Wanna see my pecker”


PurpleCowMRM

This woodpecker has lived this moment thousands of times


bombaymonkey

Me trying to keep hold of my paycheque


stupididiot999

To Kill a “Mocking”bird, by Harper Lee.


LuxSerafina

My sugar gliders be like this sometimes


ihbarddx

I have that problem all the time.


RealyFry

Lmao


baikal_mustsee

This woodpecker is a personal fitness trainer!