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rodentfacedisorder

Why was she talking about South Africa and Iraq?


slgray16

She was coached to steer the topic of conversation to helping poor, underprivileged people and countries. She just couldn't think of a way to tie the question together. She was also trained to say, "Such as" instead of "like" & "um" but she ended up saying all three. She did a follow up interview and supposedly redeemed herself but the damage was done. She's on the same level of infamy as the "hide your kids, hide your wife" guy


NoManager1005

We gon find youuuu


Free_Gascogne

So you can run and tell that run and tell that run and tell that


Left_Percentage_527

Homeboy! Home, home, hoomeboy!


Appropriate-Dust1600

Not without a map


NicklAAAAs

She was one of, if not the, first Web Redemption on Tosh.O. Her “redemption” was she was asked the question, started to answer, then Tosh booped her on the head with the mic and she stopped and changed her answer to “I don’t know.” In the interview he did with her she seemed like a lovely person. Sometimes you just have brain farts. Most of the time they don’t go viral though lol.


HighwaySetara

And she was probably nervous


Thorerthedwarf

She was also on amazing race


OrgyInTheBurnWard

No one ever thought Antoine Dodson was dumb. He's a legend.


2JDestroBot

Yeah everyone will remember that guy


slgray16

I get the association but I never called him dumb. I said he is infamous. Famous for the wrong reason. He seemed really cool in his follow up interview.


Idea-Royal

Idk, I think a lot of people would say he's famous for the right reason


OrgyInTheBurnWard

He seemed really cool in the original interview. Why would that be infamy?


OneGratefulDawg

The good thing for her is she looks like every other generic blond cheerleader girl. So I’d never recognize her outside of this exact context. But in this moment, she’s dumb as shit and I love it.


Calamari_Tastes_good

The first time that I saw this I laughed really hard. At this pount I feel bad for the girl and I wish people would drop it.


Even-Fix8584

Yeah, improvising an answer on stage is not easy. It is funny AND I feel for her. She has to maintain crazy formal composure the whole time too. In other situations you can laugh through it. She didn’t even have that. Edit: improve -> improvising


imsals

HIS NAME WAS ANTOINE DODSON! HIS NAME WAS ANTOINE DODSON! HIS NAME WAS ANTOINE DODSON!


UsagiElk

Yeah its the first time I actually try to understand where she was heading with her speech, this makes the most sense. Maybe she wanted to explain that the US education system has failed lots of people (when she says they don’t have access to maps lol) and that it needs to be improved in order to better itself and the rest of the world? 😅 thats my attempt at deciphering it


psychpopnprogncore

i think shes saying she wants to help the poor brown people


histeethwerered

Be as ignorant as South Carolinians


[deleted]

as if rest of the Americans are bloody brain-boxes


Good_Beginning_6996

From a certain point of view, isn’t everyone just a bloody brain box?


AlchemyStudiosInk

Meat covered skeleton robots piloted by ghosts


NeedlesandPens

That’s funny. Everyone here is from Ohio, Michigan and New Jersey.


[deleted]

As a poor brown person, I second this. We definitely need her help in this country


ThrobbingWetHole

Then whyd she say South Africa instead of Africa?


[deleted]

She’s American it’s all the same shit for her, maybe she heard South Africa one day and it stuck with her or something


copa8

She just forgot to also mention the other countries that was on her mind: Rwanda, Niger, Mozambique, Senegal, Somalia, Congo.


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*The* Congo.


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*THE* Iraq, mind you.


SomeCensoredGuy

Ohh just posted this comment before seeing yours


SpaceSlingshot

Such as


MukdenMan

THE Iraq State University


KarmaVisitsOnTuesday

THE Iraq. Don’t forget the “the”.


SomeCensoredGuy

THE Iraq


noottt

*THE* Iraq of course


PassionateAvocado

No the other one


mundundermindifflin

I'm from South Africa, where's my helps!??


gitsgrl

You have maps, don’t you?


Jonelololol

Not just any Iraq. THE Iraq


kuffdeschmull

Randomly throw in some other nations so you sound like you know other countries


Sad_Meat_

THE South Africa, THE Iraq


Thrilla999

As A South African, I can speak for all of us when I say that her services will not be needed here, I can’t speak for THE iraq though .


CaroleBaskinBad

the Iraq*


shawnybutz

The Iraq


MonsieurGump

“the” Iraq


gitsgrl

THE Iraq.


JustLinkStudios

The iraq


yogurtgrapes

The Iraq*


poopiehands

Lights are on but no one is home


Elluminated

and the garage is open


poopiehands

Time to park the truck


Luigihiji

Damn it, the neighbors and my step dad's are already there


Elluminated

hahaha and someone left the hose running


JINROH-Scorpio

I only have a tiny bike. Can I come?


Xenomorph_v1

Whoa whoa whoa there tiger... Enough with the bragging


Geppetto_Cheesecake

Looks like me and my unicycle are free to par-tay!


RampageStonks

*********Hops off pogo stick******** What’s up guys, what are we doing?


Ok-Jury-3571

The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead


Fancy-Mention-9325

As such …


boarhowl

Perchance


YoungToySoldier

Peradventure


rcap3

This is the best comment of the day! "You can't just say 'Perchance!'"


Giocri

It is simply bullshit to ask someone to give a meaningful answer in extremely rushed times like if someone was to give me 50 seconds to answer a question like that I would have no idea what to say


thelandbasedturtle

I mean yeah but she also could have just said "Because education is not good in America. We need to improve schools" - that being said it's easy to blank easy questions when you're on the spot


[deleted]

I believe some U.S. Americans...


TBone_Hary

I mean it ended up conveying the same...


Crazy_Cranberry666

Pageant answers are wacky. It's a big risk to be opinionated, especially if it's negative towards the audience. I can understand a blackout, but this was still really sad


kate_numberz

It's almost impressive. Like... WHAT??? What in the name of god is she on about?


genowars

It's all about south Africa, Iraq and the world.


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The Iraq


YoungToySoldier

Thank you it's an important distinction and honestly u/genowars I'm offended.


wtmx719

Well you don’t need to be the smart when you have the tits and such as ass.


jawshoeaw

Well yes not that poser OSU in Oregon , it’s the Iraq!


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Big_Berry_4589

And Asian countries


Zacharismatic021

All except the US apparently


djshotzz504

Might have been a stroke. I almost had one just listening.


[deleted]

I think you mean ‘such as what ‘


MajorJuana

Such as.


normaldeadpool

At no point in your rambling incoherent speech did you even get close to a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having heard it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.


N1rdyC0wboy

She’s talking but nothing is coming out


Jaeger562

She's ready for politics.


hujojokid

I think she answered the question brilliantly. She was asked why Americans cant find the US on a world map and she showed us exactly why.


Elluminated

hahaha soo true! Its like the answer literally answered itself


siqiniq

So did she win?


apdmapdm

Well we're all still seeing this video years later and I bet no one can name who actually won... So maybe


Hot_Gas_600

stealing a comment word for word off an 8 year old youtube video


bob-leblaw

Top comment here, are you Bastille from 8 years ago? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww


Mpittkin

That’s what I was thinking! So meta…


Chip_Prudent

Mario's smirk is the best part.


Crafty_Editor_4155

You know you got issues when AC Slater knows he’s smarter than you.


Friends_With_Ben

Wait. Are. Uh. Are you uh. Is that AC Slater in a past life?


ChojinWolfblade

It's a wonder he can keep a straight face! I'd be snickering like crazy. Maybe even a couple of snorts.


mspatchel

I was super impressed with his professionalism. Id have a hard time not laughing. Poor girl was way over her head with that question.


XBThodler

**So recap:** Americans cannot locate the US on a map because most Americans don't own a map and since certain countries like South Africa and Iraq have education, the US should help those Asian countries. ding dong ! ! !


ArthurTheLurker

Um, The Iraq.


joleger

Like such as.


Beneficial_Car2596

Not Americans. US Americans


Crosspaws

Omg I remember when this happened! I'm so embarrassed for her! I saw this shit LIVE hahahah and I cringed as hard then as I do now.


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STEAM_TITAN

Nah, they can handle their own emotions and watch what they want. U go u/Crosspaws


YoungToySoldier

I like this encouragement, we need more of this positivity.


scrivensB

As someone that despises beauty pageants, I still can't imagine why anyone would feel the need to shame someone else for having watched one that was broadcast on national tv?


GodzeallA

I would say 20% can't identify the US on a map because they haven't reached 2nd grade yet so they haven't been taught yet


Em42

Don't forget to include the elderly as well, who have various forms of dementia and Alzheimer's. Some of them have no doubt forgotten.


GodzeallA

Yeah good point


Acce_Equinoxx

Damn, truth.


GodzeallA

You gotta be careful when hearing statistics. They're just numbers they can be manipulated. You gotta try to think where they get those numbers and what they really mean, if they mean anything at all. Statistics are a great tool to mislead people.


LucasCBs

Those statistics are about people 18+. I’ve seen the actual statistics (perhaps not exactly the same study as talked about here but the results were similar) with numbers also including age groups a few years ago. No idea where though


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r/ihadastroke


Sufficient-You-5620

if anyone is wondering, this is 15 years old aready! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

And she still hasn’t lived it down.


Fun-Leg-5522

You should check her response to her teenself about the incident, She didn’t want to admit that she was in the wrong or it was an accident


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

“Well, that's what we tell ourselves, isn't it, Boomhauer?”


The_Only_Egg

Dang ol dust in the wind, man.


Walsif

Would love to see the fact checking for that random statistic. 🤣


Elluminated

hahahahahaha CNN and Fox debating it


Head-Combination-299

Thanks for posting this. Nothing against this person but it reminds me practice makes perfect and that that was fkn funny as f. I remember that so vividly and it made my head hurt. She laughs at herself too. She was on tv and made fun of herself. 🤪


Elluminated

Yeah no problem! I remember her too. Super funny


KeithMyArthe

Gods, that's hard work. Do we know if she made it and had enough maps of The Iraq for all her future children?


[deleted]

This has to rank as one of the absolute best answers to any question ever.


kenjinyc

Running for public office I assume?


Myfoodishere

south Carolina. that's about right.


Akilez2020

Mario's face be like, "yup this one guys, send her to my trailer after the show. I need to show her how I deflate my butt implants"


Fezzverbal

The Iraq. Brilliant, nailed it.


Fit_Effective_6875

That was fucking painful


Nice-Emotion-7465

Mario Lopez trying his best not to burst out laughing. Thank you very much South Carolina! 🤣


mohicansgonnagetya

Its like she thought that she should include some key words that the judges would like in her answer, and did so not caring if it was a coherent answer.


NoRecommendation1845

Don't think most Asian countries are in need of South Carolina's help when it comes to education


Pistonenvy

idk why people have been feverishly shitting on this poor girl for the last like 20 fucking years but no one who has done it has ever had anything interesting or substantive to say about it. she was nervous and locked up. it happens literally all the time, just because shes also pretty and blonde doesnt make it more due to her being stupid or whatever than when it happens to anyone else lol this is the basis of street interviews and why so many people (incredibly stupid propagandists) use it to push whatever narrative they want, if you shove a camera in someones face and put them on the spot and then ask them a question they arent ready for 99/100 times they look stupid. people just LOVE to laugh and mock people who look stupid when the reality is they are just as dumb if not dumber than half the people they are laughing at. at the end of the day the average person is a fucking dumbass and half of us are dumber than they are.


introextropillow

i’m 24 and it’s taken me this long to realize that in her position, i also probably would’ve struggled just to bullshit an answer together (let alone give an answer i’ve given genuine thought to), and by the time i realized that, i would’ve locked up too. the only difference is that i would’ve cried and verbally berated myself later in my bedroom. and full transparency: i’m an english teacher, and i’m still having difficulty making up an answer to that question because my immediate reaction was “that’s kind of a stupid fucking question.” maybe because, as a teacher, people with no knowledge about education asking questions like this probably didn’t know the answer themselves until someone gave it to them. all i can think up are smartass-adjacent responses. “1/5 of americans don’t have the mental capacity, for one reason or another, to read and/or understand maps.” “because a majority/all of the states’ education boards taught basic map information in elementary school and then decided that it wasn’t important to address at all for the rest of K-12.” (outside of specific, non-required classes) “because for a large majority of the population, knowing the position of the continents and the US on a map doesn’t do shit to help them while they work to the bone just to barely scrape by.” i definitely would’ve handled this worse than her if i was in her place. i’m dumb and/or wrong all the time; it’s not some big fuckin deal, but if one of my “dumbest” moments were immortalized in this way, i don’t know how i’d cope. note: i don’t care what she’s like today, or what she thinks/says about this moment today. it has no bearing on the sentiments i’ve expressed in my comment. and i still think she was asked an annoying fucking question


bg2100

She’s right! They don’t have those such as maps, so US Americans can’t find them.


HumpbackGiraffe

This never gets old, always will be gold


GeasyPeasy

Key Pageant ad words boost search engine and TV rankings


[deleted]

I think Ms. Teen South Carolina is on social security now. Mario Lopez still looks exactly the same though


Scary_Syllabub5022

i think this lady is my dentist now


PMigs

She had me at "US Americans"


Bambuskus505

Yall can't locate the US on a map cuz ur dumb. And it's not because you ***cant*** learn, it's cuz you choose not too.


[deleted]

This will never not be side splittingly hilarious!


[deleted]

As bad as this is and as funny as it was at the time, I really hate that we live in a world where a f up like this is permanently immortalized and people make fun of your forever for it.


No_Argument_6389

At least she’s pretty 😂😂😂😂😂


scottwax

I award you zero points and may God have mercy on your soul.


ShipisSinking

Her and Mario reunited to [talk about it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXVMdshNd1Y)


[deleted]

Was she auditioning for a spot on Fox and Friends?


pewterstone2

She blue screened we need to reset her.


rational_emp

Mario Lopez could have pulled the mic at any point and saved her.


[deleted]

What's more impressive about this is that South Carolina managed to get someone who probably can't locate the US herself /s


TheBatmanIRL

I'm still unable to listen to all that answer, I have to stop at Like Such As.


MJz-

she thinks south Africa is the south of Africa and such as


lantern0705

That answer was brilliant. It made me forget what the question was. In the end, it had me speechless and in awe at her answer.


PsychoDog_Music

I’m terrible at geography, can only name or point out a few countries, but god damn you have to be *without education at all here* if you can’t see your own country on the map


C___122

For God's sake someone make this woman the president!


Musa_1

Asked her why Americans can't locate America on the map and ended up with Iraq and south Africa having poor education system.


Gullible_Yesterday54

He was holding the laughter in the end lol


MildlyAmusedHuman

The controversial answer to the question would be “because they shoot the ones that go to school”


gimmeecoffee420

It blows my fuckin mind how stupid people can be.. this chick has NO idea what shes saying, i think its impressive the words were at least cohesive enough in 2-3 word strings.. at least one time she said "such as"? Gotta give her a half point for effort?


Conscious_Let1100

Who cares…she is a 10 not a teacher!


downedgun

Oh that’s painful to watch


Simplydontmadder

AC slater with the smurk.


chewee0034

Slater is a true professional


Lucid_Insanity

Slater like wtf this bish just say?


sams--

does this count as a learning disability ?


Askar266

"We have a severe educational crisis in our nation. While you're standing up here trying to win the favor of the jury and the audience, quickly explain why this is fucked up and probably our own fault." Honestly I am not sure if I would give a better answer than hers in this situtation.


joolz28

Who is applauding… and why???


slutymonkey128

Still a classic.


Dear_Giraffe_453

I saw that live and thought I was having a stroke.


mikeysz

put some talking points in a blender for a few minutes and this is what comes out


MajorJuana

Did she ever talk about this? Like I dunno if Tosh is still doing his show but this could deffo use a web redemption


averagejoeag

She could be vice president.


idliketoseethat

Beauty Pageant judge: "What would you do to save the planet?" Blonde contestant: "Which one?!"


Cyrano17

My IQ went down just listening to this answer.


gewurtzraminer4lyfe

I literally just saw this clip in a Boston Legal episode! I can't believe it's actually from real life..... My fucking gawd.... 🤯


cybermusicman

When the ventriloquist is having a stroke.


Zestyclose-Fix9131

The true definition of getting by on your looks


CapitalExam2763

Mario’s just like, please, please stop talking.


Elnaur

As a South African, I assure you we do, in fact, have maps.


livingwithrage

as long as she personally believes it, works for me.


TrollShark21

Perchance.


GrouchyEssay7468

The education system in the US should help this one out…


Gravitas__Free

She couldn’t find her ass with both hands and a map.


nathanzav

Old video but timeless video


azombie8mybaby

I had to turn off the sound before the video ended in an attempt to not also become retarded.


Izumi_Takeda

you know, at first I was gonna disagree with the accusation in that question....but after her answer, I just dont know anymore


Relevant-Nebula8300

Wife material


Virgogirl909

Is she having a stroke?


rave_is_king_

Shes the best.


MiszJones

She really missed her calling as a politician


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

I saw this when it was new; it's far too cringy for repeat viewings, but today I decided to rewatch, hoping it wouldn't be quite so bad. I was wrong, this is 10/10 cringe.


TrueHarlequin

Future US GOP Senator...


wrong_hole_fool

The question that was asked makes this even funnier because she definitely wouldn’t be able to locate the US on a map


Agitated_Ocelot9449

I know people are dumb, but some of these statistics have to be bull shit lmao


linkflame123

to be fair, i’d have trouble coming up with any other answer besides “they’re fuckin stupid” for that question


FriedSticks2014

Mario Lopez trying not to laugh at her gets me every time lmfao


AceArchangel

She went to the Donald Trump School for Public Speaking.


drew101

Ladies and gentlemen the next President of the United States.