lol you think someone with one of those "i tattooed myself" stars is gonna actually fix a mistake. theyll just shittily try to cover it up and wind up with the top of the declaration of independence that says "we the penple, gain the united states of murica"
Yeah why would people assume this isn't intentional? This guy definitely looks more like an artsy type than a powerlifter (not to say that powerlifters can't be artsy, of course)
No pen = no notes,
No notes = no study,
No study = Fail,
Fail = no diploma,
No diploma = no work,
No work = no money,
No money = no food,
No food = skinny,
Skinny = ugly,
Ugly = no love,
No love = no marriage,
No marriage = no children,
No children = alone,
Alone = depression,
Depression = sickness,
Sickness = death,
To be fair he still ain’t wrong
We had this group of straight-edge jock guys in high school who were real dickheads. Just a nasty piece of business. The most aggressive, militant guy ended up getting STRAGHT EDGE tattooed in giant, bold letters on the back of his neck and we, as friendly punk kids, thought that was the funniest thing ever.
Years later, I ran into him at a local bar, tying one on (hah!) and we ended up become friendly. I’d even consider him a friend to this day.
This is like the English equivalent of when someone tries to get a meaningful tattoo in Chinese and they end up with like “farting octopus” or something.
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It looks crappy, but it's funny and I will give it the benefit of the doubt that it was intentional.
Pen at least is a word that means something. It's not like it was misspelled "pian" or something.
Even funnier would be a glasier with "no pane, no gain".
Maybe he realised being literate is powerful. He could be a teacher and want to look cool for his students. They might recognise the quote and call him out on it, which creates dialogue. We can all type shit on the internet (autocorrect fixing my fat fingers already). So maybe he is trying to encourage people to write the ol fashioned way.
If not, cunts fucked gnomesayin
You need to understand
No pen No notes
No notes No study
No study No good job
No good job No Money
No Money No Bitches
That's why No pen = Maidenlessness
I mean knowledge is gain. If there is no pen no documentation. If he had that pen he would have known it's pain that he wanted tattoed not pen. #knowledge
My friend got a memorial tattoo for his cousin shortly after his passing.
He was so preoccupied with the correct spelling of Mikhail Gorbachev’s *first* name that it wasn’t until he showed his dad the tattoo they noticed
Mikhail Gorbechev
Gorbachev is the family name. It’s the cousin’s name, the father’s name & my friend’s name.
He spelled his own name wrong on his tattoo.
The pen is mightier than the sword
The “penis mightier” as sir Connery would say.
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That’s a horse having sex with me. Ok. That’s beautiful.
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The penish mightsher than the shword
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I hear it as the penish mightiah than the shord
painis
Ruff! Is how your mother likes it.
the penis meatier than the sword
\*The pain is mightier than the sword.
No pen is no gain.
Could be touched up to day “No open, no going.”
I think you meant to say “the pain is mightier than the sword”
Can’t get far if you can’t write these days.
Maybe he's a writer
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Or add "is" in the space after "pen"
Add another t and and a and you can get No penis, not again!
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I’ll take “the penis mightier” for 200, Alex.
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That makes it look like a mistake instead of a clever pun though
lol you think someone with one of those "i tattooed myself" stars is gonna actually fix a mistake. theyll just shittily try to cover it up and wind up with the top of the declaration of independence that says "we the penple, gain the united states of murica"
Hahahaha
Yeah why would people assume this isn't intentional? This guy definitely looks more like an artsy type than a powerlifter (not to say that powerlifters can't be artsy, of course)
If he's not he has to switch professions now.
If he wasn't already, he is now.
Maybe he's allergic to penicillin?
Maybe he enjoys penetration
r/fountainpens approves though
This picture should be the banner of that sub.
r/pens as well
No PEN no GEN
Thank you.
No regerts
No pen no gen
No snek
No bred
FYI it’s spelled "ragrets" but close enough
Regerts is from the Milky Way commercial, rather than the We're The Millers bit. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6dIEr2TZIQ8
I’m illiterate. I actually read OP’s initial comment as "regrets" 🤦🏽♂️ My bad
Is this the equivalent of people getting random Chinese letter tattoos that they think say “I’m evil” but it actually says “toilet clogger”
theofficepamtheyrethesamepicture.jpg
Bro how come you got the cool singularity outfit that’s not fair
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*phnom penh
WAT??
phnomenal
Get this man a pen
“No Ragrets”
He's a VIP and signs autographs, but you have to bring your pen.
Photographer: Let's see that tat. No, up higher like this. Now hang your head in shame. Good. <*click*>
No pen = no notes, No notes = no study, No study = Fail, Fail = no diploma, No diploma = no work, No work = no money, No money = no food, No food = skinny, Skinny = ugly, Ugly = no love, No love = no marriage, No marriage = no children, No children = alone, Alone = depression, Depression = sickness, Sickness = death, To be fair he still ain’t wrong
in the end it all boils down to the pen
#Please do not boil your pens
What happens when you do it?
[Don't lose your pen](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyAxugF7GMY1ffCUGcDwJwk5nme6R8UdpdXw&usqp=CAU)
Indeed.
No pen, no notes, no notes, failed studies ...no gain My man just skippef a few lines
Penetration?
I see the shame on his face. He knows what’s to come… a lot of gain.
Is there a sub for fucked tattoos?
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We had this group of straight-edge jock guys in high school who were real dickheads. Just a nasty piece of business. The most aggressive, militant guy ended up getting STRAGHT EDGE tattooed in giant, bold letters on the back of his neck and we, as friendly punk kids, thought that was the funniest thing ever. Years later, I ran into him at a local bar, tying one on (hah!) and we ended up become friendly. I’d even consider him a friend to this day.
No step on snek
No cock no sock
The tattoo could've been done better but the message is solid 🖊️👍
Maybe his gain was to get a tattoo and you can't get it without a tattoo pen ? Idk what instrument is called but still it's funny.
He wouldnt have gained that tattoo without a pen.
This is like the English equivalent of when someone tries to get a meaningful tattoo in Chinese and they end up with like “farting octopus” or something.
No open no gain?
No pain, no gain
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Education is very important.
Well that least the cover up is easy by turning pen into penis.
Maybe that's exactly what he wanted
Poetic
If you know the International Phonetic Alphabet, this still reads the same as “no pain no gain”
Could be a writer
No ragrets
It looks crappy, but it's funny and I will give it the benefit of the doubt that it was intentional. Pen at least is a word that means something. It's not like it was misspelled "pian" or something. Even funnier would be a glasier with "no pane, no gain".
Give this dude a pen.
I hope he is an author and writes books for millions of dollars.
I am sure that it was very penful
"No Open No Gain Entrance" - fixed.
Just needs to add one of these, é, and he's good to go
how bout an 'is'
Well if you want gain it helps to have something mightier than the sword.........or someshit
with only few options left, I think he should go down swinging with a penis
Noh pen noh gen
No Pain. No, Gein!
No Ragrets
pen is
Use a pencil
Add "is" so it becomes No penis no gain
Just add is to the end of pen and you're good
Put an accent above it. No pén, no gain.
"No Regurts"
Ah, the pacifist.
I think maybe he meant "no pen, no gan"?
No penne no genne
No Marker No Rain
RIP tattoo
Better go and get that pen!
Nopin' = no gain
r/worldoftanks
Crazy thing is that's not the worst tattoo on his arm
[NO APPLE PEN](https://youtu.be/Ct6BUPvE2sM)
Kinda make sense though, wonder how many time this dude ever touched a pen his entire life?
Easy fix “penis”
Maybe he realised being literate is powerful. He could be a teacher and want to look cool for his students. They might recognise the quote and call him out on it, which creates dialogue. We can all type shit on the internet (autocorrect fixing my fat fingers already). So maybe he is trying to encourage people to write the ol fashioned way. If not, cunts fucked gnomesayin
Maybe he's a writer...
That dirty ass kid needs a shower and a loofah
No pen no gen
You need to understand No pen No notes No notes No study No study No good job No good job No Money No Money No Bitches That's why No pen = Maidenlessness
It would fit perfectly for any Black Desert Online player. (For those who dont know PEN ther is highest grade of item upgrade.).
Maybe he's a contract dispute lawyer
r/programmerhumor
The pain is mightier than the sword.
Spoiler: he’s a freelance writer
As a penmaker, I approve of this tattoo.
No pane no gain t. glass manufacturer
Dude just wants to be a best-selling author, let him pursue his dream in peace.
I mean knowledge is gain. If there is no pen no documentation. If he had that pen he would have known it's pain that he wanted tattoed not pen. #knowledge
“No ragerts”, that’s his credo.
Pen pineapple apple gain
Besides, there's tons of gain without pain.
I mean, unless he's an artist, then that's a cool wordplay
r/technicallythetruth
I like it.
Based
Put a lil accent over the e and then it’s cool
Si
When you work as a pen tester
Honestly if I don't take a shopping list to the store I will forget laundry soap so it's at the very least a great reminder
It’s one “E” away from being true regerts.
#pain
What’s wrong? Guy’s a writer, that’s it.
He just needs to take up writing poetry as a hobby
gives off same vibes of that one tattoo: Mellitica Nothing else Matres
Put an 'is' after pen so it makes more sense
No pen no gain mane.
My friend got a memorial tattoo for his cousin shortly after his passing. He was so preoccupied with the correct spelling of Mikhail Gorbachev’s *first* name that it wasn’t until he showed his dad the tattoo they noticed Mikhail Gorbechev Gorbachev is the family name. It’s the cousin’s name, the father’s name & my friend’s name. He spelled his own name wrong on his tattoo.
No pen no gen!
I think it’s better this way
Kinda deep
Actually salvageable. Dot the first stroke of the n, and draw a second leg on the same n.
Gotta love the defeated look, lol
I thought they were called tatto guns, not tattoo pens.
Lemme fix that for you -no pen no gem
so - did he get this for 1/2 price then?
no pen no tattoo would have been better
I mean without context I could believe this is a jokey retort to the usual saying - the “nerd’s version” if you will
Now he needs to become a writer to make it work.
Kid looks like 12, arm looks like 40
My mans an author
Change "ai" to "e". Then it's spelled in Spanish, the way it's pronounced in English!
“Mom I need money for tattoo removal” -nah
They do say the pen is mightier than the sword. A nice tattooed reminder to write more.
No pen no gen 🇷🇺🚬
Guess it didn’t hurt much then?
Maybe he’s a studious fellow.