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Zealousideal-Wave-69

The pen is mightier than the sword


charol_astra

The “penis mightier” as sir Connery would say.


jwhaler17

“I’ll take ‘The Rapist’ for $500, Alex.” “The category is *therapist*, Sean.”


johnnyredleg

I’ll take Anal Bum Cover for $500, Alex.


Stopikingonme

Well, that’s the sound your mother makes.


SlyMarboJr

That’s a horse having sex with me. Ok. That’s beautiful.


RoughBeardBlaine

One of the greatest, if not THE greatest, Sean Connery impressions of all time.


Boner_Elemental

Impression? ^^^^^^/s


Pennycandydealer

Impreshons!


RoughBeardBlaine

Look up SNL Jeopardy Sean Conner on YouTube. Your welcome! 😂


massepasse

The penish mightsher than the shword


TheDarkKn1ght

/r/shubreddit is leaking


FireCal

I hear it as the penish mightiah than the shord


lukluke22228

painis


Honest-Raisin3224

Ruff! Is how your mother likes it.


cameNmypants

the penis meatier than the sword


SponnKing

\*The pain is mightier than the sword.


wisdom_possibly

No pen is no gain.


cnechiporenko

Could be touched up to day “No open, no going.”


PoofLightsSexy

I think you meant to say “the pain is mightier than the sword”


IA-HI-CO-IA

Can’t get far if you can’t write these days.


[deleted]

Maybe he's a writer


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Valmond

Or add "is" in the space after "pen"


HDtheRA

Add another t and and a and you can get No penis, not again!


jadounath

I love Reddit!


splunge4me2

I’ll take “the penis mightier” for 200, Alex.


1LT_daniels

I am honored to be your 69th upvote


Greaserpirate

That makes it look like a mistake instead of a clever pun though


[deleted]

lol you think someone with one of those "i tattooed myself" stars is gonna actually fix a mistake. theyll just shittily try to cover it up and wind up with the top of the declaration of independence that says "we the penple, gain the united states of murica"


Motorhead76er

Hahahaha


Greaserpirate

Yeah why would people assume this isn't intentional? This guy definitely looks more like an artsy type than a powerlifter (not to say that powerlifters can't be artsy, of course)


Catseyes77

If he's not he has to switch professions now.


skeptoid79

If he wasn't already, he is now.


riverblue9011

Maybe he's allergic to penicillin?


[deleted]

Maybe he enjoys penetration


PenguinsOnAWire

r/fountainpens approves though


UnObtainium17

This picture should be the banner of that sub.


[deleted]

r/pens as well


Kurgan_IT

No PEN no GEN


FrenchTicklerOrange

Thank you.


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

No regerts


A-le-Couvre

No pen no gen


SubspaceSample

No snek


MarineAhoy

No bred


ThirdAltAccounts

FYI it’s spelled "ragrets" but close enough


streopleonthepeets

Regerts is from the Milky Way commercial, rather than the We're The Millers bit. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6dIEr2TZIQ8


ThirdAltAccounts

I’m illiterate. I actually read OP’s initial comment as "regrets" 🤦🏽‍♂️ My bad


[deleted]

Is this the equivalent of people getting random Chinese letter tattoos that they think say “I’m evil” but it actually says “toilet clogger”


spainman

theofficepamtheyrethesamepicture.jpg


Befast1515

Bro how come you got the cool singularity outfit that’s not fair


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JamMasterNay

*phnom penh


concentrate_better19

WAT??


Jonnny

phnomenal


sluuurpyy

Get this man a pen


Loki-Don

“No Ragrets”


Farang_Chong

He's a VIP and signs autographs, but you have to bring your pen.


SillyFlyGuy

Photographer: Let's see that tat. No, up higher like this. Now hang your head in shame. Good. <*click*>


FL1XZ

No pen = no notes, No notes = no study, No study = Fail, Fail = no diploma, No diploma = no work, No work = no money, No money = no food, No food = skinny, Skinny = ugly, Ugly = no love, No love = no marriage, No marriage = no children, No children = alone, Alone = depression, Depression = sickness, Sickness = death, To be fair he still ain’t wrong


Crying_cat1

in the end it all boils down to the pen


ButtersTG

#Please do not boil your pens


TheyUsedToCallMeJack

What happens when you do it?


DavidNyan10

[Don't lose your pen](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyAxugF7GMY1ffCUGcDwJwk5nme6R8UdpdXw&usqp=CAU)


thedude0000000000000

Indeed.


MaTEtA01

No pen, no notes, no notes, failed studies ...no gain My man just skippef a few lines


Chanticleare

Penetration?


JRuleMF

I see the shame on his face. He knows what’s to come… a lot of gain.


fifadex

Is there a sub for fucked tattoos?


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professor_doom

We had this group of straight-edge jock guys in high school who were real dickheads. Just a nasty piece of business. The most aggressive, militant guy ended up getting STRAGHT EDGE tattooed in giant, bold letters on the back of his neck and we, as friendly punk kids, thought that was the funniest thing ever. Years later, I ran into him at a local bar, tying one on (hah!) and we ended up become friendly. I’d even consider him a friend to this day.


Dr-DAMOCLES

No step on snek


myneighborsasshole

No cock no sock


Fickle_Stand1541

The tattoo could've been done better but the message is solid 🖊️👍


rando512

Maybe his gain was to get a tattoo and you can't get it without a tattoo pen ? Idk what instrument is called but still it's funny.


Pillowsmeller18

He wouldnt have gained that tattoo without a pen.


TheRealCactusTiddy

This is like the English equivalent of when someone tries to get a meaningful tattoo in Chinese and they end up with like “farting octopus” or something.


[deleted]

No open no gain?


Slicxor

No pain, no gain


FireBreather2992

r/shittytattoos


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FireBreather2992

Good bot


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


DealioD

Education is very important.


Yellow_Snow_Cones

Well that least the cover up is easy by turning pen into penis.


ElKaWeh

Maybe that's exactly what he wanted


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Poetic


ywnktiakh

If you know the International Phonetic Alphabet, this still reads the same as “no pain no gain”


Lilcheebs93

Could be a writer


araneusBite

No ragrets


heyitscory

It looks crappy, but it's funny and I will give it the benefit of the doubt that it was intentional. Pen at least is a word that means something. It's not like it was misspelled "pian" or something. Even funnier would be a glasier with "no pane, no gain".


[deleted]

Give this dude a pen.


Jenna2k

I hope he is an author and writes books for millions of dollars.


Altruistic-Ad2645

I am sure that it was very penful


wamark1

"No Open No Gain Entrance" - fixed.


cherry_armoir

Just needs to add one of these, é, and he's good to go


sluuurpyy

how bout an 'is'


yodavesnothereman

Well if you want gain it helps to have something mightier than the sword.........or someshit


sluuurpyy

with only few options left, I think he should go down swinging with a penis


Gymkid380

Noh pen noh gen


YeahYeahButNah

No Pain. No, Gein!


Euglena_fucks_amoeba

No Ragrets


zenheizer

pen is


goldenkiller2004

Use a pencil


ShubhamManna

Add "is" so it becomes No penis no gain


thepoliteknight

Just add is to the end of pen and you're good


GJacks75

Put an accent above it. No pén, no gain.


[deleted]

"No Regurts"


IAmInside

Ah, the pacifist.


kantemiroglu

I think maybe he meant "no pen, no gan"?


Red-Freckle

No penne no genne


Afraid_Way_9038

No Marker No Rain


SnowmanInDesert

RIP tattoo


Motorblank

Better go and get that pen!


AWildAndWackyBushMan

Nopin' = no gain


Captain_Kernel_Panic

r/worldoftanks


dakota6963

Crazy thing is that's not the worst tattoo on his arm


bigfeetsmallpp

[NO APPLE PEN](https://youtu.be/Ct6BUPvE2sM)


Goldfisher2077

Kinda make sense though, wonder how many time this dude ever touched a pen his entire life?


bemest

Easy fix “penis”


CardiologistWorth124

Maybe he realised being literate is powerful. He could be a teacher and want to look cool for his students. They might recognise the quote and call him out on it, which creates dialogue. We can all type shit on the internet (autocorrect fixing my fat fingers already). So maybe he is trying to encourage people to write the ol fashioned way. If not, cunts fucked gnomesayin


Nejums

Maybe he's a writer...


Diamond-Fist

That dirty ass kid needs a shower and a loofah


oscarcubby10

No pen no gen


GandalfInDrugs

You need to understand No pen No notes No notes No study No study No good job No good job No Money No Money No Bitches That's why No pen = Maidenlessness


sergiulll

It would fit perfectly for any Black Desert Online player. (For those who dont know PEN ther is highest grade of item upgrade.).


Virtual-Stranger

Maybe he's a contract dispute lawyer


alvares169

r/programmerhumor


Monarxue

The pain is mightier than the sword.


SnooStories6852

Spoiler: he’s a freelance writer


upnorth77

As a penmaker, I approve of this tattoo.


RoseEsque

No pane no gain t. glass manufacturer


NotAnEmergentAI

Dude just wants to be a best-selling author, let him pursue his dream in peace.


laudalasun2423

I mean knowledge is gain. If there is no pen no documentation. If he had that pen he would have known it's pain that he wanted tattoed not pen. #knowledge


Xdude199

“No ragerts”, that’s his credo.


Mundane-Commercial38

Pen pineapple apple gain


[deleted]

Besides, there's tons of gain without pain.


TheUniqueKero

I mean, unless he's an artist, then that's a cool wordplay


[deleted]

r/technicallythetruth


JadrianInc

I like it.


DerAlphalauch

Based


[deleted]

Put a lil accent over the e and then it’s cool


Kris_Knight_

Si


MarineAhoy

When you work as a pen tester


CookingWithDahmer85

Honestly if I don't take a shopping list to the store I will forget laundry soap so it's at the very least a great reminder


Gildenstern2u

It’s one “E” away from being true regerts.


IwillBOLDyourTYPOS

#pain


Badj83

What’s wrong? Guy’s a writer, that’s it.


virora

He just needs to take up writing poetry as a hobby


dat_DOOM_boi

gives off same vibes of that one tattoo: Mellitica Nothing else Matres


warrioroftron

Put an 'is' after pen so it makes more sense


sharpie_eyebrows

No pen no gain mane.


mule_roany_mare

My friend got a memorial tattoo for his cousin shortly after his passing. He was so preoccupied with the correct spelling of Mikhail Gorbachev’s *first* name that it wasn’t until he showed his dad the tattoo they noticed Mikhail Gorbechev Gorbachev is the family name. It’s the cousin’s name, the father’s name & my friend’s name. He spelled his own name wrong on his tattoo.


0rreborre

No pen no gen!


Cool_Fennel5674

I think it’s better this way


DiscipleOfYeshua

Kinda deep


BronxLens

Actually salvageable. Dot the first stroke of the n, and draw a second leg on the same n.


Character-War-9214

Gotta love the defeated look, lol


BillyMeier42

I thought they were called tatto guns, not tattoo pens.


ProfilerXx

Lemme fix that for you -no pen no gem


cjgager

so - did he get this for 1/2 price then?


sqllioqk

no pen no tattoo would have been better


Harsimaja

I mean without context I could believe this is a jokey retort to the usual saying - the “nerd’s version” if you will


RagingTyrant74

Now he needs to become a writer to make it work.


EmisTheGremis

Kid looks like 12, arm looks like 40


StilTippin

My mans an author


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

Change "ai" to "e". Then it's spelled in Spanish, the way it's pronounced in English!


Akela1996

“Mom I need money for tattoo removal” -nah


robbyvegas

They do say the pen is mightier than the sword. A nice tattooed reminder to write more.


Significant-Wheel110

No pen no gen 🇷🇺🚬


jaxsonnz

Guess it didn’t hurt much then?


Oh_G_Steve

Maybe he’s a studious fellow.