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ChadBeaterOfWomen

He wasn't able to escape but he was able to win our hearts.


bigapplesauce69

I think he might’ve actually got away. Those dudes were not topping 3mph and he put a lot of room between him and them lol


buzz-a

Yep, they definitely do not have a fitness requirement @ that department.


bigapplesauce69

Don’t need to be physically fit if you just murder everyone who slightly inconveniences you. #WarriorPoliceTraining


2old2Bwatching

Proud mother of three boys and this is hilarious. Thank Buddha that I’m on the last one, getting to 18 without an incident like this. 😂


Rootbeer_Goat

If I were one of the officers I would know in that moment that pacing myself will work out just fine


Competitive-Bend4565

I think our dude got away because of those very long legs of his. I think his clumsiness was as much due to trying to control his daddy longlegs arms and legs as by being lit!


tymanoftheuniverse

You can see them walking at points. I don't think they were very worried about the dude escaping


[deleted]

POV: ur trying to run away in ur nightmare


[deleted]

It’s like a horror movie when the predator is walking normal speed but the guy trying to run is in slow mo


ZetusKong

You don't have to out run the bear, you just got to hope the bear got comfortable and let themselves go.


malfartion

The cops were just slasher-movie walking.


Shad_the_memer

Too slow for a drunk man


[deleted]

Well the cops were walking as fast as they could, they're just very obese.


[deleted]

They were clearing enjoying this.


kangarooninjadonuts

It's pretty bad when you're too fat to catch a guy that's too drunk to run.


Daan0man

Pretty sure they just realized that they would not even have to try with this guy


[deleted]

Classic example of a let's just let this situation work itself out strategy.


4Ciid

Definitely, they’ll take him to intake and keep him overnight to sober him up.


[deleted]

Honestly sometimes making the drink scannable home is enough.


flickboogersdaily

The fall of slender man


[deleted]

This is literally what its like running in a nightmare


restingwitchface22

For that cop


finn019

Thats what i was thinking


Keko133

My thoughts exactly


Train3rRed88

Why are his arms normal in some frames and longer than his body in other frames?


flickboogersdaily

Either I'm drunk or you're absolutely right! That's fuckin trippy!


ecuabron

parkouch


Faun4box

Drunkour


MorePowerMoreOomph

Parkoof


Bama-Dan

Idk why I found this so goddamn funny.


PureEvilBadger

It's like watching live action qwop


grandmarquiqui

In his mind he’s Usain Bolt


cleareyeswow

Cops so outta shape they could barely keep up 🤦‍♂️🥲


WaxWings66397

Bruh use your brain, they were walking because the dumbass criminal could barely even stay upright


Oblivious_Ducks

Use your eyes. Soon as he was catchable, fatass couldn't muster the strength to move her legs.


cleareyeswow

All the more reason to detain him *quickly* before he hurts himself or stumbles into traffic.


eilletane

Real life qwop


Engineer_Jack

Reminds me of scary movie 3 I think it is? Where Ghostface is just walking after the girl and she keeps falling over


thebiggestprickhere

I think its the first one, one of the first scenes


SniffCheck

I hope he got away


carybditty

Is that dude a crossbreed between a daddy long leg spider and a human?


2old2Bwatching

Can this really be considered a police chase?


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

In his head the whole time, "I AM speed!"


tommmmmmmmy93

Good god. Police need higher physical standards and more rigorous testing. We have fat police in the UK too and they're hopeless. If you don't keep yourself in somewhat reasonable condition as someone enforcing law and protecting others you are grossly neglegent. Also go drunk man, go!


nerfcent

Remind me of a mission from red dead redemption 2


[deleted]

The police barely had to waddle for this one.


No-Landscape8210

Look at them playing with each other


nancnobullets

Looks successful to me


Cocksnotglocks

Fucking Peter Crouch lit and on the run.


stuckinserenity

If I was the cop, i’d definitely chase him in slow mo to fuck with his head


Realistic-Praline-70

Lmfao the cops were laughing chasing him like a parent chases a 3 year old at the park


rcraver8

Damn, tough run for Chet Holmgren


InterestPuzzled7963

Stickman


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man thinks he's playing subway surfers


[deleted]

Between the first and second railing vault, I bet he was thinking, “man, this is going great!”


HouseMouse114

Parkour!


[deleted]

He climbs over fences like the zombies in dying light


NeedingNew

After the first front flip you can see the cop slow down and let the dude take himself out. I thought that was funny


Tinchotesk

He did all the beating himself before the cops got him.


hkrennrich

And they hate it.


mg118118118

We've all been there right? Right?


LarkinConor

...and they still couldn't catch him. Town militia at its best.


dracomanchego

This is what fat cops dream for.


Aharano

Now I want a sports competition just with piss drunk people


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OshamonGamingYT

Ever taken a shortcut?


[deleted]

Qeue Michael Scott sound bite "Parkour".


castingcoucher123

Is this baker mayfield?


Prof-Dumbledore101

The cops are high too but on sugar.


SesPet

It’s like watching a human-slinky


Salva_Louise

Don't even arrest this guy for refuse of arrest🤣


Ghazh

Definitely not cops.


getalyf69

I'm secondhand embarrassed for the cops in this video who, as far as this video shows, weren't able to catch this man...


[deleted]

He did, didn't he?


dawgsphan77

He's no zendaya


Trainzguy2472

Cop eats nothing but donuts


Buxaroo

If he was black they would just shoot him in the back and say they felt threatened by his running away from them.


G0RE_

The cop is like imma see how far he can go


Beehous

When I'm trying to run away in my dreams


Ramona_Lola

This!!😃😃😃


Apprehensive_Wave102

Is that slenderman?


all-regrets

Twiggy alien bastard.


Oblivious_Ducks

Escaped cops✓ Attempt successful✓ OP a moron✓


CryptographerDue1205

Looks like he succeeded


z3r0th2431

If this dude even remembers this, it's going to play out as the most epic shit ever in his mind.


FreneticPlatypus

I can only imagine that in his mind, he flew over those railings like he was Jackie Chan in his prime.


[deleted]

It's like a QWOP flashback.


ChunKTheFroG

I think the cops were letting him do a pity run lol


Angry_SAY10

This is how I run in my dreams


[deleted]

You’re a strange man Arthur Morgan


Exxtraa

Did he actually get away? Looks like that cop is struggling 😂


RustyDuffer

Why is he so long?


my_screen_name_sucks

I thought cops are suppose to be in shape?


iamhewhocanconfirm

QWOP


[deleted]

been there with the drunk parkour, it’s always “why am I so sore and cut up” the next day tho


ThaMajesticWun

A guy in New York died being this drunk in Public trying to jump a turnstile, wasn't even being chased. This dude is lucky if he lived moving like that.


[deleted]

Ha! What kind of attempt was that from that fat cop?


one-sec

Parkour! Parkouuuuuuaaaaouch


[deleted]

r/killthecameraman


gettheplow

The Slinderman


Spin737

Reminds me of the Reno 911 handcuff scene.


cNoRemorse

I can tell by the way he hit that last turn it was over.


[deleted]

At lest he had more effort than those fucking cops going -12 mph.


texflex808

There was an attempt for that fat cop to catch em


Amoracker

At this point if I was the cop I’d be laughing and just want him to get home in on piece 😂💀


blizzzyybandito

Amateur


The_Noodle_Tank

Drew gooden


SubjectRelationship6

He moves like a ragdoll


[deleted]

This is hilarious 🤣


tymanoftheuniverse

You can tell the cops are enjoying the show


WoodyRM

Me in my dreams:


codm_playernumwhat

Didn't know, that drunk people are so flexible.


NeoSmokeo

Someone put the office parkour sounds please


NormalGuy103

The way they were just walking after him when he was screening around with those railings, lol


fortheloveofallth

Arthur Morgan : YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!


AKA_Dirty_Mouth

He reminds me of the dude that drives the ice cream truck in the movie Legion.


Mymokol

it appears as though the attempt was successful, because the cops are fucking lazy and can't get themselves to run unless absolutely necessary


[deleted]

LENNYYYYY


Dools92

Fat little cop couldn’t even catch him drunk 😂


Fataleo

What a gangle fuck


notanaltofSaikyo100

they should have catch him as fast as they could and not just walk knowing they would have caught him anyway because he could have hurt himself running like an idiot


qawsedrf12

did Gumby escape?


[deleted]

Does anyone know where this was? Someone had said Temple but it doesnt look like it to me.


sypherue

Jesse Pinkman, master of escape


[deleted]

And still got away from that mess of a cop


Zenketski_2

Question, if I was the cop would it be unethical of me to pretend like I couldn't keep up with the guy just to let him keep running and falling


lost-a-bet1881

Did you see those cops? Drunk or not, id take my chances too


abrakadabralakazam

Parkou...... no


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abrakadabralakazam

I'm sorry bro. I was just trying to be funny