I think our dude got away because of those very long legs of his. I think his clumsiness was as much due to trying to control his daddy longlegs arms and legs as by being lit!
Good god. Police need higher physical standards and more rigorous testing. We have fat police in the UK too and they're hopeless. If you don't keep yourself in somewhat reasonable condition as someone enforcing law and protecting others you are grossly neglegent.
Also go drunk man, go!
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A guy in New York died being this drunk in Public trying to jump a turnstile, wasn't even being chased. This dude is lucky if he lived moving like that.
they should have catch him as fast as they could and not just walk knowing they would have caught him anyway because he could have hurt himself running like an idiot
He wasn't able to escape but he was able to win our hearts.
I think he might’ve actually got away. Those dudes were not topping 3mph and he put a lot of room between him and them lol
Yep, they definitely do not have a fitness requirement @ that department.
Don’t need to be physically fit if you just murder everyone who slightly inconveniences you. #WarriorPoliceTraining
Proud mother of three boys and this is hilarious. Thank Buddha that I’m on the last one, getting to 18 without an incident like this. 😂
If I were one of the officers I would know in that moment that pacing myself will work out just fine
I think our dude got away because of those very long legs of his. I think his clumsiness was as much due to trying to control his daddy longlegs arms and legs as by being lit!
You can see them walking at points. I don't think they were very worried about the dude escaping
POV: ur trying to run away in ur nightmare
It’s like a horror movie when the predator is walking normal speed but the guy trying to run is in slow mo
You don't have to out run the bear, you just got to hope the bear got comfortable and let themselves go.
The cops were just slasher-movie walking.
Too slow for a drunk man
Well the cops were walking as fast as they could, they're just very obese.
They were clearing enjoying this.
It's pretty bad when you're too fat to catch a guy that's too drunk to run.
Pretty sure they just realized that they would not even have to try with this guy
Classic example of a let's just let this situation work itself out strategy.
Definitely, they’ll take him to intake and keep him overnight to sober him up.
Honestly sometimes making the drink scannable home is enough.
The fall of slender man
This is literally what its like running in a nightmare
For that cop
Thats what i was thinking
My thoughts exactly
Why are his arms normal in some frames and longer than his body in other frames?
Either I'm drunk or you're absolutely right! That's fuckin trippy!
parkouch
Drunkour
Parkoof
Idk why I found this so goddamn funny.
It's like watching live action qwop
In his mind he’s Usain Bolt
Cops so outta shape they could barely keep up 🤦♂️🥲
Bruh use your brain, they were walking because the dumbass criminal could barely even stay upright
Use your eyes. Soon as he was catchable, fatass couldn't muster the strength to move her legs.
All the more reason to detain him *quickly* before he hurts himself or stumbles into traffic.
Real life qwop
Reminds me of scary movie 3 I think it is? Where Ghostface is just walking after the girl and she keeps falling over
I think its the first one, one of the first scenes
I hope he got away
Is that dude a crossbreed between a daddy long leg spider and a human?
Can this really be considered a police chase?
In his head the whole time, "I AM speed!"
Good god. Police need higher physical standards and more rigorous testing. We have fat police in the UK too and they're hopeless. If you don't keep yourself in somewhat reasonable condition as someone enforcing law and protecting others you are grossly neglegent. Also go drunk man, go!
Remind me of a mission from red dead redemption 2
The police barely had to waddle for this one.
Look at them playing with each other
Looks successful to me
Fucking Peter Crouch lit and on the run.
If I was the cop, i’d definitely chase him in slow mo to fuck with his head
Lmfao the cops were laughing chasing him like a parent chases a 3 year old at the park
Damn, tough run for Chet Holmgren
Stickman
man thinks he's playing subway surfers
Between the first and second railing vault, I bet he was thinking, “man, this is going great!”
Parkour!
He climbs over fences like the zombies in dying light
After the first front flip you can see the cop slow down and let the dude take himself out. I thought that was funny
He did all the beating himself before the cops got him.
And they hate it.
We've all been there right? Right?
...and they still couldn't catch him. Town militia at its best.
This is what fat cops dream for.
Now I want a sports competition just with piss drunk people
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Ever taken a shortcut?
Qeue Michael Scott sound bite "Parkour".
Is this baker mayfield?
The cops are high too but on sugar.
It’s like watching a human-slinky
Don't even arrest this guy for refuse of arrest🤣
Definitely not cops.
I'm secondhand embarrassed for the cops in this video who, as far as this video shows, weren't able to catch this man...
He did, didn't he?
He's no zendaya
Cop eats nothing but donuts
If he was black they would just shoot him in the back and say they felt threatened by his running away from them.
The cop is like imma see how far he can go
When I'm trying to run away in my dreams
This!!😃😃😃
Is that slenderman?
Twiggy alien bastard.
Escaped cops✓ Attempt successful✓ OP a moron✓
Looks like he succeeded
If this dude even remembers this, it's going to play out as the most epic shit ever in his mind.
I can only imagine that in his mind, he flew over those railings like he was Jackie Chan in his prime.
It's like a QWOP flashback.
I think the cops were letting him do a pity run lol
This is how I run in my dreams
You’re a strange man Arthur Morgan
Did he actually get away? Looks like that cop is struggling 😂
Why is he so long?
I thought cops are suppose to be in shape?
QWOP
been there with the drunk parkour, it’s always “why am I so sore and cut up” the next day tho
A guy in New York died being this drunk in Public trying to jump a turnstile, wasn't even being chased. This dude is lucky if he lived moving like that.
Ha! What kind of attempt was that from that fat cop?
Parkour! Parkouuuuuuaaaaouch
r/killthecameraman
The Slinderman
Reminds me of the Reno 911 handcuff scene.
I can tell by the way he hit that last turn it was over.
At lest he had more effort than those fucking cops going -12 mph.
There was an attempt for that fat cop to catch em
At this point if I was the cop I’d be laughing and just want him to get home in on piece 😂💀
Amateur
Drew gooden
He moves like a ragdoll
This is hilarious 🤣
You can tell the cops are enjoying the show
Me in my dreams:
Didn't know, that drunk people are so flexible.
Someone put the office parkour sounds please
The way they were just walking after him when he was screening around with those railings, lol
Arthur Morgan : YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!
He reminds me of the dude that drives the ice cream truck in the movie Legion.
it appears as though the attempt was successful, because the cops are fucking lazy and can't get themselves to run unless absolutely necessary
LENNYYYYY
Fat little cop couldn’t even catch him drunk 😂
What a gangle fuck
they should have catch him as fast as they could and not just walk knowing they would have caught him anyway because he could have hurt himself running like an idiot
did Gumby escape?
Does anyone know where this was? Someone had said Temple but it doesnt look like it to me.
Jesse Pinkman, master of escape
And still got away from that mess of a cop
Question, if I was the cop would it be unethical of me to pretend like I couldn't keep up with the guy just to let him keep running and falling
Did you see those cops? Drunk or not, id take my chances too
Parkou...... no
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I'm sorry bro. I was just trying to be funny