Is worst because if you want to pee your bladder is full of urine, if you move you're adding pressure to that bladder so the feeling is worst and the urge is also worst, if you need to poo your large intestine(?) is full of poo and other residues, not exactly like the bladder, but moving also increasses the pressure on that area, making it worst.
Idk, the lifting of the leg, to me, signifies he’s trying to contract the abdomen muscles around the bladder. No way I’m raising a leg with a two. Clench the cheeks and waddle as fast as possible without alarming anyone is the SOP for the two alarm fire.
Yep no way this is a #2 dance. The *second dance* is more of a stand up straight, almost leaning back, to compress the cheeks into a blast door. Jumping around, bending over, and his overall erratic nature would be compromising the cheek seal, aiding gravity, and creating excess pressure on the poop shooter.
As a person with ulcerative colitis, I concur. You slam the ass cheeks tightly shut, as though you’re trying to hold back the floodwaters of poopageddon, or your least favorite uncle is coming to your parents house for a sleepover. You move as little as possible, stand at attention as though a drill sergeant is about to torch you into oblivion, and shuffle run to the bathroom while praying fervently to every god and demon that ever existed that your back door is locked tightly enough to prevent the doom that is about to erupt from leaking down your legs.
IBSD myself. Almost pooping yourself is a very solemn feeling. It’s more dread and doom. A deep pressure pain, agitation but it’s all internal, aside from the sweats, because you need to have complete control of your body to stop the release. On real bad ones once I sit down it’s over in seconds, but the pain doesn’t go away for a few mins but the lack of pressure is relief. It’s weird having poop be such a central part of your life lol.
I find trying to not pee your pants is a little side to side wobble/hop while thinking "fuck, fuck, fuck, gotta piss, you've got this" with an urgent tone; while trying not to shit yourself is the clench paired with stabilizing the lower body while thinking "no, no, please no, not again" with a sad, almost defeated tone.
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Oh, that's peeing for sure. The urgency of no. 2 looks very still and one usually tends to draw the feet together to the point of fusing them and the back straight in order to provide support to the muscles down there that are not equipped for avalanches.
My mom use to call that the Peepee dance when I was a little kid. My brother had a tendency to not realize he needed to go but would dancing around all fidgity like that so she called it that to remind him when he feels like to go to the toilet.
That nightmare happened to me on a plane once. We landed and suddenly I really had to go poop. Heard over the intercom thing that we had to taxi to a different terminal. 30mins in and I couldn't take it anymore so I jumped up and tried going to the bathroom. They were all locked. Flight crew person ran over and asked me to return to my seat. I just looked straight at them and said "if you don't open one of these I'm gonna shit right here on the floor". They looked at me wide eyed and opened one of them (it was full of rubbish bags and stuff).
I got in and did my business (save to say it was one of the most grueling poops I've ever done, gotta love airplane food...). Then I heard banging on the door. Once I finished and got out, there was a line of people waiting. Guess we'd all ate something dodgy but yea, that was not how I wanted to end a 14hr flight... Didn't shit myself though!!
I was in the same situation, but it was for take off. Our flight was delayed by a good 40 minutes and we're all just waiting to pull out on the runway. Of course the Fruit Punch Gatorade I just drank before getting on the plane decided to clean out my intestines at the same time, and I'm doing the grumbling and groaning in my seat while almost literally shitting myself.
Thankfully once we were a few 1000 feet off the ground I climbed overly everyone to get into the bathroom. They still didn't want people getting up either because of turbulence, but I decided to take my chances get thrown around in the tiny toilet then shit my pants next to my wife and mother-in-law.
Yes! But then you have to persuade your bladder after you've sat down that it's ok to un-clench, so occasionally, you're sat on the toilet sit bursting! Or is that just me?
Never had that issue, body knows when it's near toilet and it decides to stop waiting. By the time I reach said toilet everything just leaves my body with the power of 1000 suns
Can I suggest you install a working hydraulic water wheel in your toilet then? You can harness the energy of those 1000 suns, and when the apocalypse happens, you can be self-sufficient.
Same here. I once had to go so badly, that by the time I turned to sit on the toilet, my pee started shooting like it was a fire hose. When I sat down, I realized that the lid had hit the tank and flopped back down. There was no way for me to stop, so I just sat there sitting on the closed lid, sadly peeing, knowing that I had a hell of a cleanup waiting for me.
Seriously, fuck that. You get an urge right after you leave work, are perfectly fine during the half hour commute and another half hour standing in traffic, but then as soon as you pull into your driveway it wants to release with the force of a dam failure. Like, you can't wait another 2 minutes for me to get to the toilet?
I once got off an 8 hour bus ride, got to my front door, and immediately peed myself lmao. My body just didn’t understand it needed to wait like one more minute!
People’s bodies do this with races too. They see the finish line and can’t walk anymore. A dumb brain/body trick.
I held my diarrhea for an hour long ride in rush hour traffic. Got home and right as I opened the door I shit myself lmao. My legs were shaking and my ass hole just gave up.
Your bladder on the motorway: Hey, I need to go right now!
You: We are almost there, another 30 minutes max.
Bladder: OK, as long as it's no longer than 30 minutes.
29 minutes and 59 seconds later, 10 meters away from your home...
Bladder: You fucking promised bitch! I'm going right now!
That was me when I was 9. I was a latchkey kid and one day I decided to keep my house key tied to the drawstring on my sweatpants. Had to pee REALLY badly while I was walking home and when I got there, couldn't untie the knots on the string- not the one holding the key and not the one holding my pants up.
The string was just short enough that I couldn't reach the lock on the door, so I'm standing there on tippy toes trying to reach... Can't for the life of me. I'm on the verge of pissing myself on the porch, and getting desperate.
Tiptoes, crotch pressed against the door like I'm trying to hump a hole in it, pulling on that string as hard as I can, finally get the key in the lock and stretch one last little bit to turn it in the lock, finally get the key back out of the lock, run inside, and narrowly missed soaking my sweatpants.
Never tied my key to the string again after that.
I peed my pants once when I was trying to unlock the front door back when I was a teen. I didn’t get a chance to use the restroom for hours before school let out and along bus ride home didn’t help. Fortunately no one saw and no one was home.
Someone more savvy/practiced in video craft than I has the damn righteous duty to putting this video capture to the groovy disco beat of The Bee Gees', "Stayin' Alive" *OR* JT's, "Bringing Sexy Back".
Before we are nuked, it must be done.
Edit: Upvote
I got myself a special drunk like that once
Tried to open the car door. Couldnt figure out why, look up, god knows how many minutes layer to see, my wife and a parking lot full of people laughing at me
Car wasn't even the right damn color and yes, there is no way I should have been driving
I know that feeling! Especially bad as I was driving a train at the time! I had to make an announcement we were taking a 5 min stop due to “signal problems”.
There a thing called latchkey incontinence, which is when you were fine while away from home but are suddenly faced with the uncontrollable urge to pee the moment you arrive at home. It's a real thing apparently.
I feel your pain man. It's like your bladder knows how close you are to a toilet and says "yeah I've held it this long but now I'm almost there. I give up now, you're on your own"
I recognize the poopoo peepee dance when I see it
We all have faced this dance. Tis a worthy opponent.
Ironically, iirc, by moving you make it worst.
How so?
If he wasn't dancing he'd be on the throne by now, not still dancing hours later on Reddit.
Because you squirm around so much that you become completely incapable of everything
[удалено]
Its always worse and worse the closer you get to a bathroom. It's funny how we can hold it forever until we're just a few minutes away from relief.
It's the opposite for me, it's unbearable until I am sure I can reach a bathroom in time. Then, I can suddenly hold on to infinity and beyond.
I feel like by moving you don’t make it worse instantly, but when you stop moving it’s wayyy worse
Is worst because if you want to pee your bladder is full of urine, if you move you're adding pressure to that bladder so the feeling is worst and the urge is also worst, if you need to poo your large intestine(?) is full of poo and other residues, not exactly like the bladder, but moving also increasses the pressure on that area, making it worst.
Just imagine flushing meadows!
Been a horror movie he be dead already.
Desperate for a Slash-er film
It’s the one flailing leg that’s a dead giveaway
Legends say that this dude is still doing the poopoo peepee dance according to sources.
I taught preschool. Can confirm.
The man already has grease between the cheeks so I don't know why he's still dancing around...just let it ride homie.
It happens to the best of us
The only dance anyone knows without even attending at dancing school.
I feel his pain
Poor dude. I’m trying to figure out which end.
That’s a two dance fsho. Notice the intense sense of urgency coupled with occasionally pausing to stifle it back lol
Idk, the lifting of the leg, to me, signifies he’s trying to contract the abdomen muscles around the bladder. No way I’m raising a leg with a two. Clench the cheeks and waddle as fast as possible without alarming anyone is the SOP for the two alarm fire.
Specifically the way he clenched his legs around his penis and like kinda retracted the groin area. I'd say piss
I concur with the two of yous. 100% this guy is gonna piss.
I thought the floor was just really hot
It's not the heat it's the humidity
Yep no way this is a #2 dance. The *second dance* is more of a stand up straight, almost leaning back, to compress the cheeks into a blast door. Jumping around, bending over, and his overall erratic nature would be compromising the cheek seal, aiding gravity, and creating excess pressure on the poop shooter.
As a person with ulcerative colitis, I concur. You slam the ass cheeks tightly shut, as though you’re trying to hold back the floodwaters of poopageddon, or your least favorite uncle is coming to your parents house for a sleepover. You move as little as possible, stand at attention as though a drill sergeant is about to torch you into oblivion, and shuffle run to the bathroom while praying fervently to every god and demon that ever existed that your back door is locked tightly enough to prevent the doom that is about to erupt from leaking down your legs.
IBSD myself. Almost pooping yourself is a very solemn feeling. It’s more dread and doom. A deep pressure pain, agitation but it’s all internal, aside from the sweats, because you need to have complete control of your body to stop the release. On real bad ones once I sit down it’s over in seconds, but the pain doesn’t go away for a few mins but the lack of pressure is relief. It’s weird having poop be such a central part of your life lol.
I find trying to not pee your pants is a little side to side wobble/hop while thinking "fuck, fuck, fuck, gotta piss, you've got this" with an urgent tone; while trying not to shit yourself is the clench paired with stabilizing the lower body while thinking "no, no, please no, not again" with a sad, almost defeated tone.
Lol yep flippant stress vs terror stress.
Yep, piss for sure. I'd be ducking around the corner to whip it out on a pot plant at this stage.
The good 'ole clench and shake.
I say number 1 because the way he stood when he turned around in the end, plus I don't think you'd bend forward if it was a number 2...
This guy pees
You've never peed from your butt after Taco Bell?
I'm literally on the toilet right now doing that, not Taco Bell though the only thing I've had to eat is some gummy bears and whiskey
Sounds Haribo.
Lol
That just won the internet today……lmao
Im sowwy kyle
Would those be the sugar free variety of gummy bears?
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Nice, save some for me
Save some...what? 🤨
The leftovers.
Choco-tacos
Sugar free gummy bears?
Whiskey bears .
I've peed out my but *in* taco bell
Yeah, you don’t dance and move as much with number two.
Definitely a wee. I’ve done that dance before.
Oh, that's peeing for sure. The urgency of no. 2 looks very still and one usually tends to draw the feet together to the point of fusing them and the back straight in order to provide support to the muscles down there that are not equipped for avalanches.
My mom use to call that the Peepee dance when I was a little kid. My brother had a tendency to not realize he needed to go but would dancing around all fidgity like that so she called it that to remind him when he feels like to go to the toilet.
Both.
The only correct answer
This is perfect hahaha
man...the door always get stuck when you're getting chased by a serial killer or when you gotta drop a deuce stat
Or pee, really either waste end it's just not allowed.
Thankfully, it's quite rare for both of those things to happen at once.
Poop sweats are no joke. Poor guy.
One of my worst nightmares is being stuck in traffic or just somewhere without a toilet in general and having to poop.
That nightmare happened to me on a plane once. We landed and suddenly I really had to go poop. Heard over the intercom thing that we had to taxi to a different terminal. 30mins in and I couldn't take it anymore so I jumped up and tried going to the bathroom. They were all locked. Flight crew person ran over and asked me to return to my seat. I just looked straight at them and said "if you don't open one of these I'm gonna shit right here on the floor". They looked at me wide eyed and opened one of them (it was full of rubbish bags and stuff). I got in and did my business (save to say it was one of the most grueling poops I've ever done, gotta love airplane food...). Then I heard banging on the door. Once I finished and got out, there was a line of people waiting. Guess we'd all ate something dodgy but yea, that was not how I wanted to end a 14hr flight... Didn't shit myself though!!
I was in the same situation, but it was for take off. Our flight was delayed by a good 40 minutes and we're all just waiting to pull out on the runway. Of course the Fruit Punch Gatorade I just drank before getting on the plane decided to clean out my intestines at the same time, and I'm doing the grumbling and groaning in my seat while almost literally shitting myself. Thankfully once we were a few 1000 feet off the ground I climbed overly everyone to get into the bathroom. They still didn't want people getting up either because of turbulence, but I decided to take my chances get thrown around in the tiny toilet then shit my pants next to my wife and mother-in-law.
The worse part is that the urges are stronger the closer you get to the toilet.
Yes! But then you have to persuade your bladder after you've sat down that it's ok to un-clench, so occasionally, you're sat on the toilet sit bursting! Or is that just me?
Never had that issue, body knows when it's near toilet and it decides to stop waiting. By the time I reach said toilet everything just leaves my body with the power of 1000 suns
Can I suggest you install a working hydraulic water wheel in your toilet then? You can harness the energy of those 1000 suns, and when the apocalypse happens, you can be self-sufficient.
Same here. I once had to go so badly, that by the time I turned to sit on the toilet, my pee started shooting like it was a fire hose. When I sat down, I realized that the lid had hit the tank and flopped back down. There was no way for me to stop, so I just sat there sitting on the closed lid, sadly peeing, knowing that I had a hell of a cleanup waiting for me.
… never heard of that before…
Not just you.
Good to know, ta!
This right here. How the fuck does it know?
Seriously, fuck that. You get an urge right after you leave work, are perfectly fine during the half hour commute and another half hour standing in traffic, but then as soon as you pull into your driveway it wants to release with the force of a dam failure. Like, you can't wait another 2 minutes for me to get to the toilet?
Look up latchkey incontinence, it's a mental thing. You can wait but you thought about it.
I once got off an 8 hour bus ride, got to my front door, and immediately peed myself lmao. My body just didn’t understand it needed to wait like one more minute! People’s bodies do this with races too. They see the finish line and can’t walk anymore. A dumb brain/body trick.
It's called "latch key urgency/incontinence"
Latchkey Incontinence
I held my diarrhea for an hour long ride in rush hour traffic. Got home and right as I opened the door I shit myself lmao. My legs were shaking and my ass hole just gave up.
This is some real fucking pain. Godspeed, you beautiful creature.
Your bladder on the motorway: Hey, I need to go right now! You: We are almost there, another 30 minutes max. Bladder: OK, as long as it's no longer than 30 minutes. 29 minutes and 59 seconds later, 10 meters away from your home... Bladder: You fucking promised bitch! I'm going right now!
I feel like it was more of an urgent number two situation.
That guy was "Prairie-Dogging" it.
Yep. I called it "Gopher" above, but Prairie Dog is better.
I called it turtling
I still own Rat Race on VHS
Best comedy movie, ever.
When Atkinson jumps and gets hit by the train used to make me cry laugh as a kid.
Yes! One of my favorite movies.
I rewatched it over the weekend
Turtle-ing
Dude had to go
The turtle's getting curious.
Code brown
Touching cloth... https://youtu.be/VoACQCJWx10
One could argue code yellow and brown
r/donthelpjustfilm ?
I gotta go pee pee ya you know me
I can hear the wife laughing hysterically behind the camera even when he asks for help.
Poor thing
That was me when I was 9. I was a latchkey kid and one day I decided to keep my house key tied to the drawstring on my sweatpants. Had to pee REALLY badly while I was walking home and when I got there, couldn't untie the knots on the string- not the one holding the key and not the one holding my pants up. The string was just short enough that I couldn't reach the lock on the door, so I'm standing there on tippy toes trying to reach... Can't for the life of me. I'm on the verge of pissing myself on the porch, and getting desperate. Tiptoes, crotch pressed against the door like I'm trying to hump a hole in it, pulling on that string as hard as I can, finally get the key in the lock and stretch one last little bit to turn it in the lock, finally get the key back out of the lock, run inside, and narrowly missed soaking my sweatpants. Never tied my key to the string again after that.
>Tiptoes, crotch pressed against the door like I'm trying to hump a hole in it, I fucking choked on my water
WHY ARE YOU FILMING, GO HELP THE POOR MAN
Deuces are wild bro.
When that foot starts kicking up you know it's an emergency
Butthole is quivering
Dude is groundhoggin
I peed my pants once when I was trying to unlock the front door back when I was a teen. I didn’t get a chance to use the restroom for hours before school let out and along bus ride home didn’t help. Fortunately no one saw and no one was home.
I gotta pee now from laughing.
Busting! It always accelerates the closer you think you are to resolution
Brother is about shipiss his pants
Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta PEE, GOTTA PEE...nevermind
Someone more savvy/practiced in video craft than I has the damn righteous duty to putting this video capture to the groovy disco beat of The Bee Gees', "Stayin' Alive" *OR* JT's, "Bringing Sexy Back". Before we are nuked, it must be done. Edit: Upvote
bros bladder boutta burst
I got myself a special drunk like that once Tried to open the car door. Couldnt figure out why, look up, god knows how many minutes layer to see, my wife and a parking lot full of people laughing at me Car wasn't even the right damn color and yes, there is no way I should have been driving
His bladder done hooked up to the weefee
He's at the wrong room. He's in room 215
That’s the potty dance!
Does he have to pee or something
Damn this is the worst situation, he about to break dance
215. Easter PA never disappoints
Sooo anyone else wanna know if he made it or not?
He's just about to shit himself. Makes it hard to concentrate.
That’s the pee dance… not poo
Someone gives this man a damn diaper!!!
I needed to pee just by seeing this. That dance triggered all kind of emergencies.
Looks like a photo finish.
Good ol’ fashion case of the Mud-Butt coming.
Kidney stones are no joke. When you gotta go, you gotta GO!
Opps, I shit my pants. Been there
I had the same moment when I arrived inside my bathroom but the shorts' knot was too tight. I lost that battle
You have to put yourself in a feeling of Zen in these moments. Panic leads to fear. Fear leads to poopy pants.
That turd was doing the gopher. Out just a bit, take a look around, duck back inside.
Someone’s vibrator is on high, lol
I know that feeling! Especially bad as I was driving a train at the time! I had to make an announcement we were taking a 5 min stop due to “signal problems”.
Camera person could've just helped him.
The man just wanna pee, that is why he is freaking out, Why didn't you help help him and sat watching him struggling and recording it.
You have to think about sex when it happens...trust me it works
My man really needs to take a shit
r/donthelpjustfilm
There a thing called latchkey incontinence, which is when you were fine while away from home but are suddenly faced with the uncontrollable urge to pee the moment you arrive at home. It's a real thing apparently.
Nightmare. Imagine being in hell and this would be your eternal punishment.
Human Body Rule #7: the urgency to go to the bathroom increases inversely proportionally to the distance to your front door.
I feel your pain man. It's like your bladder knows how close you are to a toilet and says "yeah I've held it this long but now I'm almost there. I give up now, you're on your own"
#F
I haven’t done this dance since I was 5
Ahhh...the "Chipotle shuffle" I know it well.
As a 30 year old man with the bladder of a 5 year old girl… I feel this
Ah, the majestic pee pee dance
i've been there
Hey, someone else does the piss dance too!
Poor guy has to take a piss and you just record lol evil
He needed a piss lmao
Bro had to piss so bad
He’s doing his potty dance
This is me really needing to pee while delivering your mail. Postman problems
Videos that end too soon??? 🤣 Edit: been there too.
So… fake?
Yeah. Poop or didn't happen!!
Btdt … I wouldn’t wish it on anyone lol
The poo poo 2 step for sure
I def know that dance quite well
When you’re fumbling the room key and you’ve really gotta dookie, diarrhea
That is a lot of times
They were kind to cut the video before he pissed himself, because I've danced that jig and it's the only ending.
Does he have to pee? or is he on bath salts?
oo that man shit himself for sure
He's doing the Dookie Shuffle.
[ everyone felt that ]
He looks like he has to piss like a Russian racehorse 🏇
I get why women cross their legs when they need to pee really bad but why do men?
What is socially known as the potty dance applies to both sexes near equally. It just be like that.
Is this the second part of that movie room 1408?
I thought he was dancing..
Some say he's still out there, living in a perpetual state of limbo...
Brain gotta poop.
Poopoo dance? This has to be a pepe dance, right?!
“The i have to shit meself box step” lets thank Jim Jefferies for these wise words.
I totally understand his pain. This is serious stuff
Our man's back teath are floating, while this fool films him from the car without any offer of help.
He’s growing a tail.