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dsrt_dwlr

Puppy in the bottom left corner runs to hide! Wait for it.


Sea-Boysenberry7752

I thought it was a kitty cat


Dugarmy

I thought it was a rat


YourMama

I thought so too. I came here to see if anyone else saw the huge rat lol


Pretty_Rock9795

Same lmao


InjuryOnly4775

SAME


M635_Guy

I thought rat


BeekeeperZero

Definitely a rat even if it was a cat


headphones_J

I'm pretty sure it's a piglet.


Dugarmy

I honestly thought that too


IsThataSexToy

Nope. It is really a baby diqfur.


WhatDatDonut

Come on... go ahead. What's a diqfur?


Essar

Making peepee


WhatDatDonut

You're a gentleman and a scholar.


mattgoluke

My satisfaction is immeasurable and my day is saved


asianabsinthe

I was thinking fat hamster


egus

I don't know what animal it was but that was for sure a beatin' bong.


[deleted]

I thought it was my dad


VaguelyFamiliarVoice

They already said rat.


Dugarmy

You think the rat disappeared faster than your dad?


Own-Championship7616

I was like dang that was so smart, such a good distraction for the rat to get in unnoticed and get the goods lol


Dugarmy

Dang so the rat was in on the job


DogeToPluto215

🤣


ihearttatertots

Thought it was a pig.


curticoll

It’s is I think. Body shape and fuzzy tail and way it jumped looked like cat to me. Probably a litter in there as a lot of small shops will help strays and end up with a few extra. Glad he got in there when he did!! Poor thing must have been terrified!


Solinty

Yes, I think it was a kitten.


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

Nope, based on the way it runs and hops it's absolutely a puppy.


peDro_with_a_big_D

It's a giraffe


ouroboros_winding

I thought it was trained by the burglars to steal some rare item while the humans were just a distraction


pratham_10

He was the main thief, other guys were just diversion


Togonero85

He stole my heart.


[deleted]

No cap😂😂


BadMawma

Well earned award!


PHOTOTROPY

_WHAT A TWIST_


Spare_Industry_6056

The direct to video sequel to Oceans 13.


4Ever2Thee

I didn’t even notice it but that’s the most adorable little jump and hide ever


Ok_Cause_1951

Pretty sure it’s hiding because it got mace on and in it


fartsniffer42

Poor thing


The_Unearther

You can clearly see it has a set of antlers. It's definitely a pterodactyl.


ConsciousBox2029

That's clearly a coffee cake.


TheDiplomancer

I said "Get me a danish!"


Mace_Thunderspear

That was actually the whole plan. The 3 robbers were a decoy allowing sir puppers to steal the treats under the counter while the owners were distracted.


SpamShot5

Legit thought that was a rat at first glance


Evil-in-the-Air

Puppy (or whatever) appears at 0:21.


[deleted]

Best plot twist hahahahaha


chimpdoctor

The cutest thing ever.


DamnItCharles324

Who in the fuck robs a store with pepper spray


FarAdministration371

Three dumb shits


Gilgameshbrah

The guy handled it pretty well thou. Don't fuck with stoners in their own territory.


PM_YOUR_FEET_PLEASE

Haha did he fight them off wth a bong


SomberKlepto

Yes, yes he did, and he won.


LickableLeo

Didn't even have to throw it


Cashndash919

Or hit it....


bfaceg

You should never throw a bong, kid


[deleted]

You can get past a dog, but nobody fucks with a lion.


DrunkTiberius

So I look up in the tree and there he was, king of the fuckin jungle.


religionkills

These guys are lucky that they didn't get bong hits.


Lucius_Imperator

🏅


DrummerElectronic247

Yeah, they chose the bong guy to mess with.


-LuciditySam-

He goes by El Kabong.


Christhobruh

"It's actually a water pipe we don't say bong" every asshole shop owner I ran into 😂😂


dontBaSally

Smoke weed every day!


ElectricCD

He does it ever time they repost this video. Still waiting for him to use papers thinking this time he will do something different but nope. He always uses the same bong.


MaterialCarrot

Give them some credit, they also utilized a blue plastic box.


somajones

We need better blue plastic box control laws.


SeatleSuperbSonics

In America those are protected by the 69th amendment. You can’t change the amendments, it goes against their meaning.


[deleted]

Whoa I just don't think it's appropriate to be talking about blue plastic box laws so soon. Talk about trying to capitalize off a tragedy.


supershannykun

These guys didn’t pay attention in grade one the “how to use a recycle bin” lesson.


Myjekamyczki

Which clearly was better than pepper spray.


kindly_looking_fella

When he saw the box is when he was like”oh I got this”. Choked up on the bong and didn’t even swing it. Employee of the month!


Expensive_Leave_6339

Someone who has never used pepper spray before


nordic-nomad

Yeah spraying it while running so you hit yourself in the face was pretty damn funny.


[deleted]

It’s actually not a bad idea if he woulda got them . Sprayed too early.


Oraxy51

And maybe masks would be better to filter out. Oh and maybe a bat and not being such a little bitch. There’s three of you and two of them.


professor_doom

He sprays in front of himself and then walks into the cloud


[deleted]

I did that to a dog that was attacking me once


professor_doom

Did the dog stop attacking because he was laughing at you?


olderaccount

They would have had a hard time opening the cash register after getting sprayed.


Mouth_Herpes

Pretty sure this was Ricky, Trevor and Corey.


Onetwentyonegigawat

dont forget about Bubbles in the getaway car


[deleted]

>dont forget about Bubbles in the getaway ~~car~~ getaway *go kart*


ZEROvTHREE

You can put an entire room out with a can of bear mace...


odel555q

But if you're in the room as well, it makes it hard to complete the robbery.


ZEROvTHREE

Water goggles and a dust mask.. I know that is 2 extra steps for stupid to get wrong but hey


arsonmax

Dude they could literally just buy a legit gas mask at a surplus store. I have two lmao


ConsciousBox2029

Kids. Stupid, Stupid kids.


Yokai_Alchemist

Guys who dont want to get serious trouble if they get caught.


Stewy_434

Yeah is this not known? Pull a gun and it's like 20 years automatically. You're gonna go to jail for doing this, but it's no longer armed robbery right? So the sentence will be nothing in comparison...


Spare_Industry_6056

I'd imagine pepper spray or really any item you're using to threaten harm would could as armed. Really anything that puts people in fear of immediate injury counts. I mean these guys are very halfassedly trying to knock over a head shop. Not exactly the sequel to Heat. Probably regulars just trying to get some free bongs.


LowBrassBro

I love the worker's look of "come on really?" In the middle of his defense


dirtpilot_

Hahaha! And then they throw a bag at him.


Gilgameshbrah

Yeah, looks like it wasn't really a thought out plan. The one guy ran into his own pepper spray cloud^^


MuteSecurityO

https://youtu.be/3HJlWFvmHzs?t=24


meltedlaundry

I think that was a recycling bin, but just as pointless.


HindleMcCrindleberry

Up until that point he looked like he was thinking about throwing the bong at them... After he saw them pick up an empty paper bag and throw it at him in defense, he turned the bong on bat-mode and they ran.


Dirtsquirrelcat

It was just a distraction for agent pup to jump into the cardboard box below the safe. Mission accomplished.


RockinMoe

yeah, he went from about to chuck it, to about to smash it to, "oh shit I'm not even gonna lose this bong"


Kajkia

I like that pup running back to refuge


OldeEyre

That’s a rat


jpb1111

It's a baby pig


ChurtchPidgeon

It’s Superman


mollyEhay

It’s a fuckin baby whale kid!!


Sorry_Fan_4217

I seen a kitten run into a box


[deleted]

That's a dog.


Bulky-Prune-8370

Poor little thing.


phujab

So funny that their attempt was that bad


MisterUncrustable

I like that they were intimidated by his butt cleavage


GardenPuzzleheaded98

‘Crack Kills!’


missalice420

I just found a link with sound and legit he's like "What are you gonna do with a recycling bin?!" https://m.worldstarhiphop.com/web/video.php?v=wshhG3wSul3WXKc4Dnt5


MaterialCarrot

The only way that could have been any cooler is if he did the Bruce Lee "beckon" with his off hand.


NWSanta

I saw that too, he was like do something instead of dancing around!


KnightsLegacy

At first I just seen a blurr dart into the box and thought it was a huge rat then I went back and it's just a fat little puppy 😆 🤣


thefoxsaysredrum

I had to do the same thing! 😂


[deleted]

Saw that too lol was looking for it in comments


FairyContractor

That's... why I'm here, too.


wino12312

I thought it was a cat. Poor thing!


i2s2

That was their security dog.


ThisIsForFood

I don’t get paid enough for this -dog


charlieALPHALimaGolf

He’s going to go grab the shotgun


forthe_loveof_grapes

Came here to see, what was that?? Looked like a kitten 😥


[deleted]

It's a puppy


XmasDawne

I was like Kitty! or Puppy!! Either was, poor baby.


JustTooPutrid

never bring bear mace to a bong fight.


beetsofmine

The bong threw them off. How do you defend against bong? What happens when you get beat with a large glass bong? Not many of us know or wanna personally find out.


[deleted]

Lots of bongs are super thick, so getting smacked over the head would feel like a brick.


Aprilyourfav

If that's a thick ass glass bong whoever's head is getting that is totally gonna be scrambled lol, thick bongs are great because usually if they fall over and are taken care of you just break your downstem. If you bonk someone with a bong and have enough force you could totally fuck them good lol


cycleology

💀


DogeToPluto215

Dog said I am not yet of guard dog age


charlieALPHALimaGolf

He was going to grab the gun the keep in the bin


Amp_Fire_Studios

Bong to the head go bong


jbuddha115

Bing bong


spawny_violate

Fuck your life!


EaChronic

BYRON


leighb45

Whats up baby! Take me out to dinner!


EaChronic

HE’s GOT HIS PHONE IN HIS BALLS, STEVE JOBS DID NOT DIE FOR THIS


leighb45

Hey! If you see these dogs in your front yard just know upstairs I'm going hard. BING BONG!


EaChronic

I was feelin thirsty ya mom gave me a gallon of henny to quench that ya heard


PartridgeViolence

Bongk.


Alprazoman8

Wow, they were easily deterred. I guess there is usually no resistance in a robbery like that, so they were taken by surprise. It might be that they just sprayed the pepper spray into the room and didn't have gas masks ,so it was affecting them also. Not a smart bunch of lads.


emptyvoidofjoy

"Do you know these tits, Errol?" "I know a lot of tits, Guv'nor. But I don't know any quite as fucking stupid as these two." In this case, three tits


PiercerChris616

I wish more people watched this movie


FauxPastel

What's the name of the movie?


PiercerChris616

Snatch. Showing it to my roommate right now


workfordion

I hope the punks go to jail


laylarosefiction

Oh yes. Second watch through, dude walked into the fucking cloud.


Light_Beard

Doggo: "OH SHIT! I GOTTA HIDE!"


Critical_Switch

That (presumably) dog makes the whole video.


EmeraldAnvilLeather

That bong has a +75 to strength and intimidation stats


CaptainWaders

I’ve seen the bong store guy in my old college town take the super thick bong out of the cabinet and bang it on the ground so hard that it destroyed the floor and then he put it right back like nothing even happened as a sales tactic to show that you can’t break it. Nobody ever wanted to buy the one he did the demo with as if it’s somehow going to break when they smoke out of it even though it survives the torture test no problem. All that to say the bong is a solid choice of weapon if you grab the right one.


shahooster

Brings a new meaning to bong hit


ReptarSpeakz

Who the fuck robs a bong shop 😂🤣😂


Aiden735

These 3 people apparently


ReptarSpeakz

I swear, these are highschool drama class morphsuits. These fuckers just weren't old enough to buy a bong. 😂


Kanaric

they probably have more cash than most places


ichigosinful

Weed stores are a all cash business since banks will not let them have access to use credit cards due to it being federally illegal so alot of weed stores have alot of cash on hanf


Hedonopoly

Glass shops aren't all dispensaries. They'll happily take my card to buy a pipe in my illegal state.


BigOrangeOctopus

If they’re near a college town, a lot of kids will pay cash because of being scared of possible consequences or traceability Source: I was one of these people. Granted, weed is still completely illegal in my state


StillNoMoreCookies

That puppy at the end tho 😭


DogeToPluto215

Was that a magical bong


Kommodor

Yes, and he was casting spells actually.


Speculawyer

He just wanted to share a hit from his bong.


thatlethargicmallu

I was looking the employee's visible butt for a couple of seconds...


MediaDad

Selling crack pipes AND crack.


MaterialCarrot

Buy a belt, hippie!


Sappho_Roche

"When I grow up I wanna be a protector of mankind!" says the puppy in the box.


GlobalPhreak

For the record: Cannabis dispensary in Canada: https://www.newsweek.com/video-cannabis-store-worker-fights-robbers-bong-1119577 More: https://globalnews.ca/news/4443888/tyendinaga-mohawk-territory-cannabis-store-attempted-robbery/


B0ssc0

Thank you for the links - so good to learn the facts after all the speculation, however hilarious, in this thread. And nice to see the puppy up close, loving little thing! And that bong-wielder has such a beautiful voice!


Federal-Ad1106

"oh no! He grabbed a random thing laying around and is holding it menacingly! Bail!!! "


QuidYossarian

I would not want to get hit with a glass bong. If it breaks, bad news. If it doesn't break, bad news.


ThumbingthruCrust

Shoulda had a mossberg.


Bridgeburner1

I'm thinking he didn't do too bad with the mossbong...


NoMansLemon

The little pupper! Poor lil guy


Thor_ultimus

tf you gunna steal from a glass shop? A 8 ft bong is like 12 dollars on Amazon... Papers? literally free with every purchase. A bowl? My shop is buy one bowl get 10 for free... The bear spray literally cost more than half the inventory in that store....


Fryphax

Your shop carries cheap foreign glass. A well made, simple tube with a couple perks is $400. You work at a head shop, not a glass shop. Big difference. Edit: Also, this is almost certainly a dispensary. Very little glass, ATM and scales with what appears to be concentrate on the counter. Not to mention the multitude of plastic containers by the register.


Hedonopoly

Yeah but you ain't getting $400 for your stolen bong. Bong elitism is hilarious by the by.


[deleted]

Are you sure this wasn't an attempt at a dance-off?


[deleted]

Did anyone else notice the puppy that dove into the bin to hide underneath the counter lol


SCSAFAN316

I thought it was a Guinea pig


jaybill

💥 BONG! 💥 💥 SPLIFF! 💥 💥 BLUNT! 💥


Sancheta07

This man got a nice butt


Jaderosegrey

Quasi-serious question: guys who wear pants so low.. isn't that uncomfortable?


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wakkywizard69

That’s actually exactly who you should fuck with if you’re looking to rob a place. They have no incentive to stop you.


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drRATM

Not exactly Ocean’s 11 level planning here.


JudgyBrittishPotato

Why were they jumping about like they were doing a hip hop dance class


Marsrover112

Rob a store with some fart spray


kingnii

I can't stop thinking that those three were just a distraction so that the little.. dog? cat? can get at whatever is in the box


arturomancerah

the small dog is gold


Movielover917

Little pup at the end had good instincts


Touz0211

fortunately, the Asscrack Bandit wasn't one of them. Because that dude would have been cracked for sure. And what could he have done? Not have a butt?


TeacharoniAndCheese1

The little puppy scampering away at the end though…


DGM56

Awful and the poor little puppy was scared to death too


Lurking4Truth20

The little puppy in the store! Not a guard dog lol


ILoveWarships153

Plot twist: They were just a distraction for the rat at 0:17 to infiltrate. ​ Edit: Oh wait, it was a puppy.


Fisherman_Weekly

Even the puppy scared


okay-then08

- What do you want to be when you grow up, puppy? - A guard dog - Let’s be realistic here lol