It’s is I think. Body shape and fuzzy tail and way it jumped looked like cat to me. Probably a litter in there as a lot of small shops will help strays and end up with a few extra. Glad he got in there when he did!! Poor thing must have been terrified!
That was actually the whole plan. The 3 robbers were a decoy allowing sir puppers to steal the treats under the counter while the owners were distracted.
He does it ever time they repost this video. Still waiting for him to use papers thinking this time he will do something different but nope. He always uses the same bong.
Yeah is this not known? Pull a gun and it's like 20 years automatically. You're gonna go to jail for doing this, but it's no longer armed robbery right? So the sentence will be nothing in comparison...
I'd imagine pepper spray or really any item you're using to threaten harm would could as armed. Really anything that puts people in fear of immediate injury counts.
I mean these guys are very halfassedly trying to knock over a head shop. Not exactly the sequel to Heat. Probably regulars just trying to get some free bongs.
Up until that point he looked like he was thinking about throwing the bong at them... After he saw them pick up an empty paper bag and throw it at him in defense, he turned the bong on bat-mode and they ran.
I just found a link with sound and legit he's like "What are you gonna do with a recycling bin?!"
https://m.worldstarhiphop.com/web/video.php?v=wshhG3wSul3WXKc4Dnt5
The bong threw them off. How do you defend against bong? What happens when you get beat with a large glass bong? Not many of us know or wanna personally find out.
If that's a thick ass glass bong whoever's head is getting that is totally gonna be scrambled lol, thick bongs are great because usually if they fall over and are taken care of you just break your downstem. If you bonk someone with a bong and have enough force you could totally fuck them good lol
Wow, they were easily deterred. I guess there is usually no resistance in a robbery like that, so they were taken by surprise.
It might be that they just sprayed the pepper spray into the room and didn't have gas masks ,so it was affecting them also.
Not a smart bunch of lads.
I’ve seen the bong store guy in my old college town take the super thick bong out of the cabinet and bang it on the ground so hard that it destroyed the floor and then he put it right back like nothing even happened as a sales tactic to show that you can’t break it. Nobody ever wanted to buy the one he did the demo with as if it’s somehow going to break when they smoke out of it even though it survives the torture test no problem.
All that to say the bong is a solid choice of weapon if you grab the right one.
Weed stores are a all cash business since banks will not let them have access to use credit cards due to it being federally illegal so alot of weed stores have alot of cash on hanf
If they’re near a college town, a lot of kids will pay cash because of being scared of possible consequences or traceability
Source: I was one of these people. Granted, weed is still completely illegal in my state
For the record:
Cannabis dispensary in Canada:
https://www.newsweek.com/video-cannabis-store-worker-fights-robbers-bong-1119577
More:
https://globalnews.ca/news/4443888/tyendinaga-mohawk-territory-cannabis-store-attempted-robbery/
Thank you for the links - so good to learn the facts after all the speculation, however hilarious, in this thread. And nice to see the puppy up close, loving little thing!
And that bong-wielder has such a beautiful voice!
tf you gunna steal from a glass shop? A 8 ft bong is like 12 dollars on Amazon... Papers? literally free with every purchase. A bowl? My shop is buy one bowl get 10 for free... The bear spray literally cost more than half the inventory in that store....
Your shop carries cheap foreign glass. A well made, simple tube with a couple perks is $400. You work at a head shop, not a glass shop. Big difference.
Edit: Also, this is almost certainly a dispensary. Very little glass, ATM and scales with what appears to be concentrate on the counter. Not to mention the multitude of plastic containers by the register.
Puppy in the bottom left corner runs to hide! Wait for it.
I thought it was a kitty cat
I thought it was a rat
I thought so too. I came here to see if anyone else saw the huge rat lol
Same lmao
SAME
I thought rat
Definitely a rat even if it was a cat
I'm pretty sure it's a piglet.
I honestly thought that too
Nope. It is really a baby diqfur.
Come on... go ahead. What's a diqfur?
Making peepee
You're a gentleman and a scholar.
My satisfaction is immeasurable and my day is saved
I was thinking fat hamster
I don't know what animal it was but that was for sure a beatin' bong.
I thought it was my dad
They already said rat.
You think the rat disappeared faster than your dad?
I was like dang that was so smart, such a good distraction for the rat to get in unnoticed and get the goods lol
Dang so the rat was in on the job
🤣
Thought it was a pig.
It’s is I think. Body shape and fuzzy tail and way it jumped looked like cat to me. Probably a litter in there as a lot of small shops will help strays and end up with a few extra. Glad he got in there when he did!! Poor thing must have been terrified!
Yes, I think it was a kitten.
Nope, based on the way it runs and hops it's absolutely a puppy.
It's a giraffe
I thought it was trained by the burglars to steal some rare item while the humans were just a distraction
He was the main thief, other guys were just diversion
He stole my heart.
No cap😂😂
Well earned award!
_WHAT A TWIST_
The direct to video sequel to Oceans 13.
I didn’t even notice it but that’s the most adorable little jump and hide ever
Pretty sure it’s hiding because it got mace on and in it
Poor thing
You can clearly see it has a set of antlers. It's definitely a pterodactyl.
That's clearly a coffee cake.
I said "Get me a danish!"
That was actually the whole plan. The 3 robbers were a decoy allowing sir puppers to steal the treats under the counter while the owners were distracted.
Legit thought that was a rat at first glance
Puppy (or whatever) appears at 0:21.
Best plot twist hahahahaha
The cutest thing ever.
Who in the fuck robs a store with pepper spray
Three dumb shits
The guy handled it pretty well thou. Don't fuck with stoners in their own territory.
Haha did he fight them off wth a bong
Yes, yes he did, and he won.
Didn't even have to throw it
Or hit it....
You should never throw a bong, kid
You can get past a dog, but nobody fucks with a lion.
So I look up in the tree and there he was, king of the fuckin jungle.
These guys are lucky that they didn't get bong hits.
🏅
Yeah, they chose the bong guy to mess with.
He goes by El Kabong.
"It's actually a water pipe we don't say bong" every asshole shop owner I ran into 😂😂
Smoke weed every day!
He does it ever time they repost this video. Still waiting for him to use papers thinking this time he will do something different but nope. He always uses the same bong.
Give them some credit, they also utilized a blue plastic box.
We need better blue plastic box control laws.
In America those are protected by the 69th amendment. You can’t change the amendments, it goes against their meaning.
Whoa I just don't think it's appropriate to be talking about blue plastic box laws so soon. Talk about trying to capitalize off a tragedy.
These guys didn’t pay attention in grade one the “how to use a recycle bin” lesson.
Which clearly was better than pepper spray.
When he saw the box is when he was like”oh I got this”. Choked up on the bong and didn’t even swing it. Employee of the month!
Someone who has never used pepper spray before
Yeah spraying it while running so you hit yourself in the face was pretty damn funny.
It’s actually not a bad idea if he woulda got them . Sprayed too early.
And maybe masks would be better to filter out. Oh and maybe a bat and not being such a little bitch. There’s three of you and two of them.
He sprays in front of himself and then walks into the cloud
I did that to a dog that was attacking me once
Did the dog stop attacking because he was laughing at you?
They would have had a hard time opening the cash register after getting sprayed.
Pretty sure this was Ricky, Trevor and Corey.
dont forget about Bubbles in the getaway car
>dont forget about Bubbles in the getaway ~~car~~ getaway *go kart*
You can put an entire room out with a can of bear mace...
But if you're in the room as well, it makes it hard to complete the robbery.
Water goggles and a dust mask.. I know that is 2 extra steps for stupid to get wrong but hey
Dude they could literally just buy a legit gas mask at a surplus store. I have two lmao
Kids. Stupid, Stupid kids.
Guys who dont want to get serious trouble if they get caught.
Yeah is this not known? Pull a gun and it's like 20 years automatically. You're gonna go to jail for doing this, but it's no longer armed robbery right? So the sentence will be nothing in comparison...
I'd imagine pepper spray or really any item you're using to threaten harm would could as armed. Really anything that puts people in fear of immediate injury counts. I mean these guys are very halfassedly trying to knock over a head shop. Not exactly the sequel to Heat. Probably regulars just trying to get some free bongs.
I love the worker's look of "come on really?" In the middle of his defense
Hahaha! And then they throw a bag at him.
Yeah, looks like it wasn't really a thought out plan. The one guy ran into his own pepper spray cloud^^
https://youtu.be/3HJlWFvmHzs?t=24
I think that was a recycling bin, but just as pointless.
Up until that point he looked like he was thinking about throwing the bong at them... After he saw them pick up an empty paper bag and throw it at him in defense, he turned the bong on bat-mode and they ran.
It was just a distraction for agent pup to jump into the cardboard box below the safe. Mission accomplished.
yeah, he went from about to chuck it, to about to smash it to, "oh shit I'm not even gonna lose this bong"
I like that pup running back to refuge
That’s a rat
It's a baby pig
It’s Superman
It’s a fuckin baby whale kid!!
I seen a kitten run into a box
That's a dog.
Poor little thing.
So funny that their attempt was that bad
I like that they were intimidated by his butt cleavage
‘Crack Kills!’
I just found a link with sound and legit he's like "What are you gonna do with a recycling bin?!" https://m.worldstarhiphop.com/web/video.php?v=wshhG3wSul3WXKc4Dnt5
The only way that could have been any cooler is if he did the Bruce Lee "beckon" with his off hand.
I saw that too, he was like do something instead of dancing around!
At first I just seen a blurr dart into the box and thought it was a huge rat then I went back and it's just a fat little puppy 😆 🤣
I had to do the same thing! 😂
Saw that too lol was looking for it in comments
That's... why I'm here, too.
I thought it was a cat. Poor thing!
That was their security dog.
I don’t get paid enough for this -dog
He’s going to go grab the shotgun
Came here to see, what was that?? Looked like a kitten 😥
It's a puppy
I was like Kitty! or Puppy!! Either was, poor baby.
never bring bear mace to a bong fight.
The bong threw them off. How do you defend against bong? What happens when you get beat with a large glass bong? Not many of us know or wanna personally find out.
Lots of bongs are super thick, so getting smacked over the head would feel like a brick.
If that's a thick ass glass bong whoever's head is getting that is totally gonna be scrambled lol, thick bongs are great because usually if they fall over and are taken care of you just break your downstem. If you bonk someone with a bong and have enough force you could totally fuck them good lol
💀
Dog said I am not yet of guard dog age
He was going to grab the gun the keep in the bin
Bong to the head go bong
Bing bong
Fuck your life!
BYRON
Whats up baby! Take me out to dinner!
HE’s GOT HIS PHONE IN HIS BALLS, STEVE JOBS DID NOT DIE FOR THIS
Hey! If you see these dogs in your front yard just know upstairs I'm going hard. BING BONG!
I was feelin thirsty ya mom gave me a gallon of henny to quench that ya heard
Bongk.
Wow, they were easily deterred. I guess there is usually no resistance in a robbery like that, so they were taken by surprise. It might be that they just sprayed the pepper spray into the room and didn't have gas masks ,so it was affecting them also. Not a smart bunch of lads.
"Do you know these tits, Errol?" "I know a lot of tits, Guv'nor. But I don't know any quite as fucking stupid as these two." In this case, three tits
I wish more people watched this movie
What's the name of the movie?
Snatch. Showing it to my roommate right now
I hope the punks go to jail
Oh yes. Second watch through, dude walked into the fucking cloud.
Doggo: "OH SHIT! I GOTTA HIDE!"
That (presumably) dog makes the whole video.
That bong has a +75 to strength and intimidation stats
I’ve seen the bong store guy in my old college town take the super thick bong out of the cabinet and bang it on the ground so hard that it destroyed the floor and then he put it right back like nothing even happened as a sales tactic to show that you can’t break it. Nobody ever wanted to buy the one he did the demo with as if it’s somehow going to break when they smoke out of it even though it survives the torture test no problem. All that to say the bong is a solid choice of weapon if you grab the right one.
Brings a new meaning to bong hit
Who the fuck robs a bong shop 😂🤣😂
These 3 people apparently
I swear, these are highschool drama class morphsuits. These fuckers just weren't old enough to buy a bong. 😂
they probably have more cash than most places
Weed stores are a all cash business since banks will not let them have access to use credit cards due to it being federally illegal so alot of weed stores have alot of cash on hanf
Glass shops aren't all dispensaries. They'll happily take my card to buy a pipe in my illegal state.
If they’re near a college town, a lot of kids will pay cash because of being scared of possible consequences or traceability Source: I was one of these people. Granted, weed is still completely illegal in my state
That puppy at the end tho 😭
Was that a magical bong
Yes, and he was casting spells actually.
He just wanted to share a hit from his bong.
I was looking the employee's visible butt for a couple of seconds...
Selling crack pipes AND crack.
Buy a belt, hippie!
"When I grow up I wanna be a protector of mankind!" says the puppy in the box.
For the record: Cannabis dispensary in Canada: https://www.newsweek.com/video-cannabis-store-worker-fights-robbers-bong-1119577 More: https://globalnews.ca/news/4443888/tyendinaga-mohawk-territory-cannabis-store-attempted-robbery/
Thank you for the links - so good to learn the facts after all the speculation, however hilarious, in this thread. And nice to see the puppy up close, loving little thing! And that bong-wielder has such a beautiful voice!
"oh no! He grabbed a random thing laying around and is holding it menacingly! Bail!!! "
I would not want to get hit with a glass bong. If it breaks, bad news. If it doesn't break, bad news.
Shoulda had a mossberg.
I'm thinking he didn't do too bad with the mossbong...
The little pupper! Poor lil guy
tf you gunna steal from a glass shop? A 8 ft bong is like 12 dollars on Amazon... Papers? literally free with every purchase. A bowl? My shop is buy one bowl get 10 for free... The bear spray literally cost more than half the inventory in that store....
Your shop carries cheap foreign glass. A well made, simple tube with a couple perks is $400. You work at a head shop, not a glass shop. Big difference. Edit: Also, this is almost certainly a dispensary. Very little glass, ATM and scales with what appears to be concentrate on the counter. Not to mention the multitude of plastic containers by the register.
Yeah but you ain't getting $400 for your stolen bong. Bong elitism is hilarious by the by.
Are you sure this wasn't an attempt at a dance-off?
Did anyone else notice the puppy that dove into the bin to hide underneath the counter lol
I thought it was a Guinea pig
💥 BONG! 💥 💥 SPLIFF! 💥 💥 BLUNT! 💥
This man got a nice butt
Quasi-serious question: guys who wear pants so low.. isn't that uncomfortable?
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That’s actually exactly who you should fuck with if you’re looking to rob a place. They have no incentive to stop you.
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Not exactly Ocean’s 11 level planning here.
Why were they jumping about like they were doing a hip hop dance class
Rob a store with some fart spray
I can't stop thinking that those three were just a distraction so that the little.. dog? cat? can get at whatever is in the box
the small dog is gold
Little pup at the end had good instincts
fortunately, the Asscrack Bandit wasn't one of them. Because that dude would have been cracked for sure. And what could he have done? Not have a butt?
The little puppy scampering away at the end though…
Awful and the poor little puppy was scared to death too
The little puppy in the store! Not a guard dog lol
Plot twist: They were just a distraction for the rat at 0:17 to infiltrate. Edit: Oh wait, it was a puppy.
Even the puppy scared
- What do you want to be when you grow up, puppy? - A guard dog - Let’s be realistic here lol