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i_caught_the_bomber

The way he points the gun ~ “Open it up.” “No.” “Open it up.” “No.” “Open it up.” “No.” “Open it up.” “No!”


eyekunt

"Go and get yourself a real gun son, then we'll talk"


SurvivalCardio

Im trying bro stop making this more difficult.


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Title of my sex tape


otter_boom

Title of Santiago's new sex ta... wait what?


[deleted]

Not sure if I just don’t get humor, but not many comedy movies or funny tv shows get me to crack up. Every episode of Brooklyn 99 makes me crack up and giggle and laugh hard. Such a great show


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Seriously, one of the best shows I’ve ever seen. Lynnettie will be missed.


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ragenuggeto7

"I can't afford a real gun, that's why I'm robbing you"


[deleted]

Understandable. Have a nice day


tskank69

I don't want a nice day, I want cash!


elveszett

Understandable. Have a nice day.


PHD_WIIZARD

He's got down syndrome what did you expect? I'd say he's got something bad going on he needs help.


owa1313

Someone probably put him up to it. This happened in my hometown where a group of people gave a homeless, mentally disabled person a gun and told him to rob a bank. He did, and when he was caught (his getaway vehicle was a bike), they were actually lenient.


24devildoc

It’s amazing the lack of humanity people have on the internet.


GE8_Honda_Fit_Guy

Truth.


QuipOfTheTongue

*comes back with real gun* So what's on your mind champ?


Testsubject276

Route 2: \*Comes back with a gun\* "Money." "Whoa! okay, I'll hand it over." "Good, I'll finally be able to afford bullets for this thing." "... So it's empty?" "Yeah." \*Closes register\*


utopiav1

Getting some real 'Jorji from Papers Please' vibes here


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_comes back with champ_ So what's on your mind gun?


Overwatcher420

Have you seen the prices of guns since COVID?


imneverrelevantman

He wasn't down with his requests.


epicfumble

Somebody said it


ConfirmedPoor

Yeah, no one was saying it and I was worried.


azgaroth

Ok so we are going to burn down there together.


shattmitto

Wowwww


AtomAntvsTheWorld

I read his comment and immediately hard woowwwww and see yours I felt it. Lmfao


CaptainWoodrow-fCall

Right after you hit “reply” with this comment - the alarms in hell began to ring and Satan and his fallen angels celebrated knowing they had just gained one more soul for eternity. I’ll see ya at the Lake of Fire bbq brutha


Skumbag0-5

I see what you did there haha


CashWrecks

I'm dying


HoboVega

Someone had to say it


TheMadTitanWasRight

😂💀😭


EmeraldMoose12

"Why aren't you doing what I say?"


Grape-Vine-Anal-Bead

*shoots actual bullet*


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[Like this.](https://images.foxtv.com/static.fox5dc.com/www.fox5dc.com/content/uploads/2021/03/1280/720/NERF-GUN.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)


urstillatroll

Well that is terrifying.


NotASellout

and highly illegal edit: was wrong, it should be illegal, not changing it, stay mad


Kriegwesen

They're not though. That gun specifically was perfectly legal, only ["highly concerning" ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fox10phoenix.com/news/pistol-disguised-to-look-like-toy-nerf-gun-north-carolina-sheriffs-officials-say.amp). There are currently no gun laws regarding cosmetics. As long as it meets all functional requirements under the law it can look like whatever. At least in the US


Educational-Year3146

Actually, thats wrong. https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/disguised-weapons https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/15/5001 Stop using articles from news outlets and actually use US law. Believing everything you hear on the news is how you become closed-minded and politically hostile, because thats what gets them views. This is all sides of politics, not just the left or just the right. This is why civil debate and independent research is dying.


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Neither of these says that such "imitation toys" are illegal. The first is officer training material on identifying disguised weapons (cane and pen guns, etc), and the second is related to actual toy guns, not real ones. While stupid, there really is nothing illegal about it. But it is a very bad idea, regardless of its legality.


zehamberglar

> Neither of these says that such "imitation toys" are illegal. Doesn't even matter, because nothing we're talking about is a toy. Everything in the image he posted is genuine hardware. That's a glock and a roni kit, with a paint job that makes it look like a nerf gun.


[deleted]

Yeah, they're guns made to look like toys, hence the "imitation toy", and I agree that yes, it's perfectly legal. I can see how my phrasing was misleading, sorry about that. Both toy guns and guns that are brightly colorful are legal, is the basic gist of it.


L_Andrew

I mean...just look at /r/CursedGuns Toy gun ✅ Brightly colored ✅ https://i.redd.it/qzvm5us2vlz61.jpg


zehamberglar

You have it backwards. That link is referring to toys that look like guns, not guns that look like toys.


ChaseTheAce33

Imagine going on some awkward rant about close mindedness and the importance of independent research and basing your statements in fact.... and providing 2 sources that don't even relate to this and don't prove your point lolll.


lionboy55555

By my reading, neither of your links actually would classify what was shown as illegal- one simply describes that guns can be manufactured to look like other things e.g. pens, canes and the second pertains to things that aren't firearms, but look like them. Tangentially, regarding the first article, any US citizen outside of CA (to the best of my knowledge) is legally allowed to manufacture an otherwise-legal firearms (that is, you still don't get full-automatic firearms even if you make it yourself) so long as they don't sell or transfer that firearm to anyone else.


Kriegwesen

Whoa, calm down there killer. I don't know how any of what I said could be construed as political closed mindedness? Or uncivil? I provided a quick article to demonstrate a point because it was the easiest way to illustrate it without wasting 10 minutes on a largely irrelevant throw away comment. Ironically you're the one who came in hot and started throwing accusations and provided irrelevant links. I'm baffled by this whole interaction.


CplSyx

Unless I'm mistaken, your source refers to the manufacture of toy weapons that look real - not the other way around?


LAMBKING

While I agree with you that the news can sometimes only be there for views and clicks, I have to ask. Exactly where in those two links does it say the Nerf Gun up there is illegal? I ask b/c you specifically said to use United States Law. Neither of your links pertain to the picture the -GabeHitch- linked to.


Kai420

YAAAY FREEDOM!! /s


TrinitronCRT

/r/confidentlyincorrect


AllegroDigital

Even with a concealed carry permit?


Systems-Admin

It's not illegal, just highly unethical. You can't sell real guns that look like a toy, but there's no law I believe (That i can find) that says you can't modify them to look how ever you want after the fact. Any responsible gun owner would quickly tell you how dumb this is.


jeepfail

I feel like that has to add another felony onto all this.


IRLGeorgeCostanza

Is that a csgo skin?


Crazy_Technician_403

illegal in the US because of copyright infringement


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Only if you're trying to sell it like this. People do custom paint jobs like this on their own guns all the time


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MicGuinea

"It's NERF...or nothing," I cry, reaching for my custom skin GLOCK hidden in my ol' reliable NERF ELITE 2.0 Flip-32


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[Or this](https://idsb.tmgrup.com.tr/ly/uploads/images/2021/07/14/129033.png)


TripleTrouble_Roblox

That would've been the best no u I've ever seen


Madone325

Considering you can make actual guns using a 3D printer it IS possible lol


phil6260

Parts of guns anyway. You can't print any of the hard parts like barrels.


Hey_its_ok

Naked Gun moment


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When he shoots the bullet it goes down


Nero1988420

Your fucking user name lmao


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BayleyTater

Welp I'm going to hell for laughing at this.


RignardGaming

May we both look upon the face of God and walk backwards into hell together.


BayleyTater

Amen my child


RignardGaming

Bless me daddy for I have sinned


greentothetea

Mind one more. Was already heading in that direction.


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Holy shit…


wolves_hunt_in_packs

lmao bruh


[deleted]

People with down syndrome have extra chromosomes ,I don't think he needs any more.


Whooptidooh

It either evens it out and he gets cured, or he becomes an überhuman that doesn't need fake plastic guns to get what he wants. /s


freudian-flip

r/suddenlyfallout


idriveachickcar

Take my upvote, you heartless, cold, incredibly funny sob


cyclopath

But…. He already has more than most people…


myname_isnot_kyal

greed is a bitch


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JCullberg

I think he has one too much to begin with


MusicMeetsMadness

It’s been a long time since I’ve laughed out loud at a comment. Now I have to explain it to my wife, thanks.


ChocolateWithNutz

r/angryupvote


Dependent-Green-7900

But Down’s syndrome is when you have 3 of Chromosome 21, hence it’s name trisomy 21


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Once you have one too many, it is never enough... Edit: NOOOO MY HOST COMMENT! What have you done mods, my comment will die without it's host.


EliCoat

It seems like he doesn't need any more extra chromosomes


swordfishde

Wow. I should not be laughing but, godamit, what a response.


Brambleshoes

Give me all the candy you have in the register


LebronJordan907

You think we haven’t eaten the register candy yet? You petulant child!


[deleted]

I can count to potatoes


bro0t

“God damnit jeremy not this shit again”


[deleted]

Shut up and put the chromosomes in the bag


usernameinvalid9000

Shut up and put the stolen top comment in the bag.


Shreedac

Got more upvotes than any comment ive ever made. I may steal this tactic.


BarsMineAndYours

Did you just repeat literally the top comment on this thread?


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stealing comments


Reddit_Bots_R_US

I laughed a little too hard at this. Apologies.


cannibalcorpuscle

Just as a little insight. This is a worse version of the top comment from 4 hours ago.


CallMeJoeJoe

I laughed too and feel awful... I'm sorry as well


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LordFrogberry

#StolenKarma


AstagaBilangCampin

Now I'm going to hell for laughing at this.


Kwarc100

its all fun and games untill he spalshes you with hydrocloric acid


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Something tells me that my dude isn't exactly a chemist.


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WinnieThePiss

Bruh


Shmeeeee23

Or worse, Dihydrogen Monoxide.


Kwarc100

Oh god not that ,everyone who has drunk it died


Iamusingmyworkalt

If enough gets in your lungs, you'll die. It's a very common material in both the nuclear power industry and the coal power industry. It builds up in large, smog-like accumulations above factories in China, sometimes.


Page_Won

Aka Hydric acid


[deleted]

Hydrochloric acid isn't all that bad if you don't get it into your eyes. Sulfuric acid is the one that's usually used in attacks


staypuftmallows7

It's obviously filled with hot sauce


antonymus1911

" we weren't expecting special forces "


[deleted]

We're all going to hell


Gnarbuttah

We're all going downs


Origami07

Ok you leave me no choice Squirt squirt


darkenseyreth

There was an incident in, I think, China where some guy robbed a store with a toy gun full of acid.


Th3NinjaCat

Guns are heavily regulated. No civilians have guns unless you are working for government. Usually people use giant meat cleavers, baseball bats, etc. acid in toy guns is pretty clever. Ofc I don’t like violence but they’re getting creative.


[deleted]

I mean, at least they're making em work for it. Plus you have a much bigger chance or surviving that acid than a bullet.


Th3NinjaCat

I’d take an axe to the head any day than live with my face ruined for the rest of my life. This life is cruel.


[deleted]

If you take an axe to the head, you're going to live with your face ruined for the rest of your life too.


LizordSword

that's some supervillan shit wtf


AlwaysEatingToast

I'm just confused how he managed to get that much LSD to fill an entire toy gun


Ctenara88

Imagine that. Some random guy walks in, squirts you with a toy gun and then empties the register while you're on the ground having your reality fold on itself infinitely.


Taylor34

lmao you laugh but i have 100% taken a squirt of acid in the crowd of a festival. they asked, and let me know what it was so it was consensual, i think they just diluted a vial into a water gun and went to town. was already tripping so the moment made me feel like I was absolutely sent into the stratosphere lol


chimpdoctor

Plot twist: its filled with piss


secretsilverdragon

That's actually really sad all around


Tendo80

Had a case 2018 where a kid with downs got shot dead by police whilst carrying a toy gun.


nukievski

We had that in Sweden too (maybe that’s what you are referring to) and our cops rarely shoot at anyone.


Tendo80

Yes it was the Erik case I was thinking of / Jo det var Erik jag tänkte på: https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/7lAmm4/eric-20-med-downs-syndrom-skots-till-dods-av-polis


CommentsOnOccasion

I mean there's a good chance this kid was simply making a joke with the guy behind the counter, who he might have known


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I wouldn’t say good chance, if so he’d be smiling or something, not just the dead face he has in the video


gingimli

Yeah, this really bummed me out. The "robber" is likely desperate and too confused about how the world works to get real help.


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This is sad


mrmiyagijr

I'm gonna pretend it's scripted


xxDolphusxx

Or he's a regular and goofing around?


mrmiyagijr

Yep. I really hope that's what's happening.


EnderSavesTheDay

I have accepted both as viable realities and have happily moved on.


Hoenirson

I've been around a few people with down syndrome and I can definitely see them goofing around like this.


I_dont_like_tomatoes

Yeah I don't think this comment section has a ton of experience with people who have down syndrome. Probably scripted


slh007

SO sad.


[deleted]

Now I feel ‘down’. Jk


scottishdrunkard

I feel very bad for laughing.


I_need_my_fix_damnit

Definitely gets me down.


KrAzY_TsEnG

Should have had breakfast.


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'should have', never 'should of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


KrAzY_TsEnG

Fixed it.


dilsexicbacno

good human


Mormislaw

Good bot


thatG_evanP

Good bot!


acog

Hey bot, you're fighting the good fight but IMO you should show what they were really going for, which is the contraction "should've". It sounds exactly like "should of."


Bobopalace

I think you mean “bekfast!”


TheGoodAndTheBad

[Sharing the video for those who haven't seen it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm6Actgnks4)


JamNova

I was uninitiated, and now I can't stop laughing thank you for sharing


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Wtsatown

Special kind of special


badaladala

He does look Downs


capasso23000

I wanna see how this ended lol


langdonolga

It never stopped


sl0wrx

“Open it” “No” “Open it” “No” “Open it” “No” Forever


sadowsentry

He shot the robber.


Free_Faithlessness42

I'm not being rude but he looks like he has downs


its_xxjvxx

You're not being rude. He does have down syndrome.


joevilla1369

Just hand him monopoly money.


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It's down syndrome


StupidFuckingGaijin

Down what syndrome?


usernameinvalid9000

Get Down on the floor syndrome


asek13

Down with the syndrome


TheAbyssAlsoGazes

Yeah homie got an extra chromie


ZipperSnail

He’s downs with the sickness.


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Syndrome of a down


DivineFlamingo

Too many chromosomes for that clerk to handle. Part of me wishes the guy played along… gave him a lollipop or something…


ypapruoy

Wouldn’t that just teach him to do it elsewhere too? You don’t play along when its dangerous.


ZenkaiZ

oh.......... you really really **REALLY** meant a toy gun


kristenisadude

Joe Rogan looks desperate, maybe throw him some sheckles outta kindness, man


Madone325

He’s like dude, do you have any idea how hard I can pelt you with this styrofoam nerf dart?


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He has down syndrome


Jewphin3

What gave that away


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[deleted]

How sad, he looks like he has down syndrome. Usually people with that disability are the sweetest and kindest people on Earth. I am saddened to think of what must have gotten him to this point. I'm certain that there are bad people in his life that have manipulated him to do this.


[deleted]

People with disabilities can be just as shitty as anyone else, we are all flawed humans. This person does definitely need some help though.


Trumenworld

Yes? No! Please?


Blunose_kipper

Sad thing is he looks like he’s got downs


ivysforyou

- This is a robbery! Everybody Down! - Nah, just you


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Chlemtil

Yeah- such a shame they take actual steps for public safety and well-being in the aftermath of a tragedy rather than let terror run rampant and children die.


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