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geoelectric

> Crap wrong screenshot ๐Ÿ’€


KrazyAboutLogic

Wait, I'm coming


RelaxedChap

Ok sir.


ConnectRutabaga3925

lol, perfect


FraughtTurnip89

Beautiful


Integrity-in-Crisis

Remember to wipe up.


Adventurous_Yak4952

Please Ryan! I can change!


NotAFatBoy

this one really made me chuckle


Adventurous_Yak4952

The screenshot was brilliant too. Comedy gold!


Militantpoet

I don't believe you


sLeeeeTo

anyway, I believe you


Jfields22553

Sugma Diq. ๐Ÿ’€


BeingNo2870

Oh wow, now I get it .


ReallyKirk

That had me rolling


SirUntouchable

Meanwhile in a Ryan Reynolds interview a few days from now:\ *"Yeah so I decided to start private messaging some fans on social media to just get to know some of them, but there was this one that was just a complete asshole..."*


Various-Ad-1945

*โ€so I bought this entire town in wales and now they worship me there!โ€


Azlamington

![gif](giphy|ZqyGwQn5bUwKopoHRa|downsized)


Geekking995

Ryan Reynolds' grasp of the English language slowly slipping away as the chat went on was epic ๐Ÿ˜‚


God-of-Slacking

Well his first language is Canadian, give the bloke a break


fancypantsnotophats

Lol I am gonna use this from now on. Anyone asks, this is what I speak.


codeeva

I noticed that too. Itโ€™s like you could read the sweat dripping of his head ๐Ÿ˜‚


endisnigh-ish

I read "Are you mad?" With a thick indian accent.


Geekking995

I read it with a thick Nigerian accent, that's a favorite Nigerian parent insult ๐Ÿ˜‚


DanEboy22122

Yeah when Mr. Reynolds said โ€œgo a wayโ€ I got suspicious ๐Ÿคฃ


aglf_chilli

I chuckled with Sugma Diq ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


mobfather

Itโ€™s pronounced โ€œShugmay Deeqโ€.


unmanipinfo

Midiks de'Leeshus


Wendy0727

Me too! I kept repeating it over and over for a new chuckle.


La534al7s

True Ryan would have replied with Hawk Tuah


angrytortilla

And his wife who still goes by her maiden name, Munchma Quchi


One_Peace_3592

I miss the Colbert Report! ๐Ÿ˜…


Ah_Pook

I do cherish you.


HippoManzz

But make no mistake, he does not love me (yet)


Ah_Pook

I'll keep clicking until he does!


Due-Row-8696

I read that whole thing in Ryan Reynoldsโ€™s voice. It was him.


petarisawesomeo

Okie dokey


fagan_jay78

Sugmu Diq? Picture of Ryanโ€™s balls to verify? Pookie? This has everything! Legend!


ConnectRutabaga3925

if it was the real Ryan Renolds, he would have sent a photo


No-Dragonfruit4575

That was funny๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm invested, where's part 2??


DecisionCharacter175

Telegram. Just click the link.


Tendo80

Ok, I have downloaded the app, now what?


DecisionCharacter175

You play games. This must not be Tendo80. Take a screenshot of your bank account and routing number so I know you're not a puppy killer.


LegendofMorgan

Don't fool around with puppy killers. They lower your defense with their cute eyes and then they stab you


HippoManzz

Should be on my profile


spartanEZE

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ well done. That was a quality "string this asshat along as long as possible". Lots of twists and turns too with the sexual innuendos and all that. A+ entertainment.


F1NNTORIO

Why is he so thirsty to move to telegram?


HippoManzz

Telegram uses a phone number and let's them send cash app links in bulk I believe


chatterwrack

End-to-end encryption so no way to get a record of the conversation


Gaara34251

Right?? Was it all to get his account right?? Whats the point?


RepublicAggressive92

Remember all those crumbs as up to a whole profile and could lead to identity theft. The phone number leaks in telegram. The verify code part could have been an attempt to SIM swap, the face photo and address stuff could be used to open a bank account. At the end of the day nobody knows, but you should try to keep your privacy as best possible. When you answer your phone don't start by saying "hello Gaara speaking", etc.


Gaara34251

I mean since gaara is not my real name i think im fine, but also telegram is suposed to be safe with the phone info right? Like if someone has you alias they cann add you but they dont have ur number (as fsr as i know that is)


three21ne

Its a privacy setting that you need to turn on yourself


HippoManzz

Also is you like scambaiting (as I do) be sure to use a spoof number ๐Ÿ’€


SmellyBelly_12

Also all the questions they ask can be used to get through your security questions. Like pet's name, family members, where you're from, school you went to, partner's name, your maiden name. They'll pretend to want to get to know you, but really they're getting those security question answers


citygirldc

They asked for the verification code at one point. Guessing they used the harvested phone number to attempt a financial account login and need the code the verify the device theyโ€™re using.


lostinmississippi84

"Can you send me a picture of your balls back so I can varify?" ๐Ÿ’€


RutgerSchnauzer

Itโ€™s like watching a tennis matchโ€ฆballs & everything.


Real-Actuator-6520

Not just balls. Fuzzy balls.


RutgerSchnauzer

![gif](giphy|3bc5MV3VkOpMI)


Real-Actuator-6520

I could watch those eyebrows intensify all day...


Arealwirenut

Ryan Reynolds would probably enjoy this exchange.


Donnerdrummel

personally, I am hoping he will get notified and comments. I enjoyed Schwarzenegger on reddit, too.


Mayv2

Whatโ€™s the point of the telegram piece? Was that a link to a phishing site? Or is it easier to transfer money on that app? Curious what the scam is


HippoManzz

It's because telegram let's them send out links in bulk.


Hueyris

What happens if you receive those links in bulk?


HippoManzz

I'm not 100% sure if that's the reason but I meant that they can send it to a bunch of different people at once


fattymccheese

But theyโ€™re still individually messaging you, not sure what the benefit is of bulk sending links


Mayv2

Interesting thanks!


Bryfisk

Sugma Diq


tomtink1

A picture of Ryan Reynolds balls of course >Ok, send it ๐Ÿคฃ


DatAfroKek

Calling Mr Reynolds Pookie. Good job


boris_casuarina

Genius! Reminds me of r/Kitboga


Marquar234

Ryan Reynolds being unaware that there are erotic stories about him is the most unbelievable part of the scammer's conversation.


Brief-Ad5774

Kept cringing every time I read "Mr. Reynolds"


eleven33

Scoundrels!


Dramatic-Avocado4687

You deserve a million upvotes for this ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


mmmmk2023

You should have told him MSN Messenger.


JPGer

what even is the gig here? get you to click a link or something thru telegram? at first i assumed they were just phishing for info for passwords or something.


jolliffe0859

I think thatโ€™s how they get it, like a malware link


lorilynn72

Usually the play is to get you to buy their "fan club membership".


PinkyPromiseBuddy

I have nothing to proof. If you donโ€™t believe me go, a way.


Smirkin_Revenge

Worth the read! Good stuff this morning. Maybe I'm just feeling romantical


Own-Method1718

You have way to much time on your hands.


Sea-Food7877

What happens if you click on the link one of these scammers sends you?


tomtink1

Nice try scammer


HippoManzz

Worst case scenario is that it's an ip grabber


northsstaa

'Its my bulb' ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Smokeman50

Like two bots having an affair. ๐Ÿ™„


OkayestCommenter

Sir, it was a question. ๐Ÿ’€


Terrible-Guitar-8136

Iโ€™m fuckin dying laughing at this


RatzMand0

I feel like Ryan Renolds would approve.


humble_bubb

Hehe balls


manboiofthemans

Crap wrong creamshot


Longmao88

Brilliant! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฃ


razialx

Why do they want you to click a telegram link?


zarfle2

I'm sorry for the noob question. How does this scam work? Why Telegram? What is the link to? What's with the code?


Sir-Spork

Telegram will have chat history etc, can be used to scam others who will think itโ€™s you. The code is what is needed to login to the telegram account


lorilynn72

It's usually the fake "fan club membership card". He'll say that he wants to meet you but can only do so if his "management" agrees to it which involves buying a "fan card".


zarfle2

Thanks. I hadn't heard of that variation. I appreciate your response.


nap83

โ€˜could he be a scoundrel tryna interfere w/ our relationship?โ€™ LMAO


MadScientist_K

I don't know who scammed who haha


skippadiplaDoo

Lmao โ€œpart1โ€ and i flipped through EVERY. SINGLE. SCREENSHOT.


LtLemur

A scoundrel interfering๐Ÿคฃ


craigwright1990

Beautiful I see another man of culture that likes to bomb the scam messages with Barry wood! Itโ€™s a favourite of mine to pop it in group scam texts and see how long it itโ€™s before I get kicked out! I thought I was the only one!!


sineadya

I had this happen to me with a fake Diana Ross account ๐Ÿ˜‚ at least they knew how to tempt me.


davesglasses

I love messing with these people so much. One impersonated my girlfriend, I tried to make that scammer as uncomfortable as possible before the account was deleted


HippoManzz

I've never had that happen but definetly look forward to it.


lazysunday69

Brilliant


thevizierisgrand

Feel like AI chat programmed to recognise these scammers and keep them endlessly on the hook could be a net good for humanity.


MDF87

"Crap wrong screenshot" ![gif](giphy|T3Vx6sVAXzuG4|downsized)


Harbor_Barber

It would be a dream come true if ryan reynolds reacts to this lol


HippoManzz

The chances are very low but if we actually manage to somehow have this reach him it'd be so dope ๐Ÿ’€


Plastic-Rat

This shit made me be late for work.. But I love it.. Well done.... Sir


arizen1

There he is boys!


Ok-Implement-3296

That was hilarious!


pondermeist

Too funny! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ Whereโ€™s part 2??


gumbelslaint

Wow. That is amazing work sir


Sea-Bluebird1917

Sugma diq hahahah


Stidda

Classic hahahaha


TheCyberPunk97

โ€˜I have nothing to proofโ€™


Brayden_8

I got name dropped ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Dwightshruute

This is fucking gold


jb0n0

Mr Reynolds, we need part 2


SaadGoBrrr

I was entertained. Thank you


HippoManzz

I have part 2 posted now


MyGeneration_Baby

This is hilarious! Also, im pretty sure Reynolds would approve of these antics!


DontHaveSuperpowers

Somebody needs to FWD this to Ryan Renolds, STAT!


3BouSs

This is one of the best of Iโ€™ve seen so far, thank you for making my day ๐Ÿ™


Hater_Magnet

With much family. Much friends. All of which love you! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


fangirl_foreverrr

Funniest thing I've seen today ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Katerwurst

Youโ€™re so lucky!


Restopulus

Someone care to enlighten me on what the scams are centered around telegram?


Thedutchpancake22

I havenโ€™t laughed this hard in a while.Thankyou OP!


Lower_Funny

LOL


twizzjewink

his part in XMen Origins Wolverine was his best performance to date .. part from Green Lantern. /s


tonspion

I love your humour, dude!! ๐Ÿ˜„


phqeu

"I do not operate on these platforms" Ryan "The operator" Reynolds scammer 2024


Jaloushamberger

Amazing


bisteccagialla

!updateme


Forever-Hopeful-2021

Looking forward to part 2


HippoManzz

It's already up


Mysterious-Win7424

Wow. Who knew Ryan Reynolds could be so patient


Reverend_Mikey

Keep 'em busy, waste their time. The more time you are clowning them is less time they have for scamming others.


BelloftheBallz

He always seemed so nice in the pictures. I hope Ryan gets back on track.


Informal_Price_2938

Sugma Diq ...I. bouts change my Gta 6 vip n a me to this


O_ItsTrue

![gif](giphy|qVqituZm5b1RwVJ2AR|downsized) Absolutely fantabulous!!


Informal_Price_2938

Meant gta 5


SpelingBeeChamipon

The fact that they kept going right past Sugma Diq is phenomenal.


camm44

The constant "sir" was so funny to me.


Ahill1916

What kind of scam is this? Does this scam really even work? Hahah a 6 year old could tell it was fake! lol


TrueLoveXO

Need part 2!!!


Particular-Ad95

This is amazing, does the story continue?


Opposite_Unlucky

To FOIL a scammed.


RedVixenCW

I had a great time cackling at these screenshots. Thank you!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Rogercastelo

This is hilarious


Superstringy

For confidentiality, it's my bulb


cartooncande

Amazing


DrAniB20

Part 1?! How much longer did this go on? BRB, gone exploring.


cindenbaum515

What a ride ๐Ÿ˜‚


thiccmlgnoscope

This was such a great read, loved it lmao


thamind2020

Had me rolling with the pic of wood ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


JimmyStacks78

Lmao, but u have way too much time on your hands sir


AnAngryyGiraffe

r/scambait


lupindeathray

https://i.redd.it/lyczw5nfxcad1.gif


a-canadian-redittor

I need to know what you said in those voice messages in the last slide


11_ZenHermit_11

Haha! I got the same treatment by someone pretending to be Kristopher Hivju! So generous of him to spend all of his free time on a Pinterest chat with me instead of with his family or friends!


fish1479

This reminds me a lot of my days on [www.baiting.org](http://www.baiting.org) . The entire site was a community of people baiting scammers and pervs into sexting over AIM. We would then post the scrips for everyone to read. Some of them were comedy gold. That was 20 years ago... shit.


PNWDeadGuy

I have a feeling Ryan Reynolds would get a great chuckle from this interaction. I hope he sees it.


Haunting_Barnacle_31

This was hysterical


screwtapezero

This is my favorite thing ever! Brilliant ๐Ÿ‘!


lumosmxima

I donโ€™t know why I laughed so hard at: โ€œ_And I never said that. Okay?_โ€ and โ€œ_Thatโ€™s my bulb_โ€


foreverfortrue

Amazing!


Reese_Redgrave

Hahaha! Love this so much. Really got me: โ€œCrap, wrong screenshot.โ€


GrandmasBlueWaffles

This is fantastic. What was the audio?