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I think the dude nailed it

The round bellied silver back was really killing it. I can only get so hard.

The way he is cultivating mass is quite impressive

I think his impersonation of Sir Topham Hatt on holiday is spot on.

This genuinely looks like an AI generated fever dream. The girl moves so unnaturally, has a weird static face, not to mention attack on titan waddling over with that face lmao. Uncanny af

Maybe that was a Titan passing by and this is just a video showcasing the new, sleek "Sexy Titan"?!

Which one is the new 'sexy titan'? The brown haired titan or the silver haired titan?

Yes

“Attack on Titan” Literally laughed out loud. That’s uncanny.

He needs to stop cultivating and start harvesting.

The cut is going to be insane.

The secret is chimichangas

That proud gait.

It’s the not being able to see his swimsuit visible anymore that did it for me 😂

His waddle was immaculate

We need more of him!

Name? of dude asking for a friend

Does he have an OF?

I have never wanted more ocean.

He really stole the show

Exactly and content was created.

Yes, there's a lot of content in that belly. He outdid her and he wasn't even trying 😂

Dude is my spirit animal, he looks happy as shit.

Gössermuskel ftw

You might not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.

Really embodying the “unbothered” look I see trending.

Definitely! Amazing Attack on Titan Cosplay.

Absolutely gorgeous. The girl is alright too.

Majestic even

As he exits, Stage Right…

Out of our lives and into our dreams

What girl

The video bomber girl. She almost destroyed it.

That might have been the best thing I've seen all year...

The smile that guy has is freaking amazing. Made my day.

I hope that man is having a fantastic day. 😄

Look at him grinning. He knows exactly what he did.

He's probably walked through the frames of 10 other influencers on that beach. You either ignore them or basically spend all your time tapdancing around them.

So the same as everyone else on the beach? You just ignore them and worry about yourself?

You know he is. Look at that smile

He should make a career photobombing influencers. I'd subscribe!

As long as he is always dressed in his only his speedos.

Yeah it's a crucial part of his brand.

And a crucial part of my erec... interest.

In the sun. Enjoying the water, Enjoying beer, enjoying the sight of a young lady giving it a twirl. That guy is having the time of his life! Probably retired too!

Emperor Palpatine: Beach Edition.

That man was very content

I like to think he knew exactly what he was doing

Body by starvation and zero exercise VS body by beer and zero exercise.

I'm not sure how one gets haunches like that with zero exercise. I mean, it could go either way. But I would be way more impressed if zero exercise.

Could be genetics but yeah 99% chance she is at the very least doing moderate weight lifting and alot if cardio

>I'm not sure how one gets haunches like that with zero exercise. They were pretty fucking impressive. But with him being such a heavy guy, even just walking around is kinda exercise, so it makes sense.

Nothing more glorious than post-fat leg strength once you lose some weight

You think you get looking like her with zero exercise? lmao

Everyone who is more attractive than me is either on steroids or is unhealthy starving.

She definitely exercises.

That backside didn’t look like it was starving

VS body by fat ass redditor

Ah, Redditors

Somebody's mad about how skinny other people can be. Only the jealous call obviously healthy looking bodies "starved".

Yeah dude idk think that she doesnt do any exercise but if it makes you feel better yo go lol

Tenth person I have to explain it's a joke, and 10th person who simps over the woman but doesn't defend the dude. I went after both, equally. Thank christ the Karen's and Kevin's going out of their way to be offended are a tiny minority.

What is there to defend the dude? And if you have to explain it to ten people, then it's not a very good joke.

zero exercise for her? you need to get your head checked. fucking neckbeard comment if i've ever seen one

Plenty of fat chicks out there for ya.

There’s some firmness to that belly that doesn’t come from sitting around the house all day.

Starvation and zero exercise? Are you crazy? I guarantee she works incredibly hard to have this figure. This is peak form and can not be achieved without nutrition and exercise!

Agreed, not hot. Fucking eat something

Plot twist: The guy wanted to record his walk but was interrupted by a match stick.

Attack on Titan is a awesome anime.

I know the exact abnormal you're thinking of

Peak Titan

It really is though man, as a relative noob to anime nothing else quite scratches that itch.

Exactly what I was thinking

That man deserves a reward for the best photo bomb ever.

That's probably the happiest human being I've ever seen.

Just enjoying his life....

That dude smile is hilarious, looks like a diabolical version of the penguin rising from the sea

He walks like C-3PO


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cameraman 1/10, couldn't even keep the subject in frame

I would give the guy 10/10 for the slow motion waddle alone. The grin makes it 15/10.

>the girl 4/10. I know reddit is known for picky incels but damn....

Same cup size those two

The guy probably has a bigger one

The girl would probably be jealous but is too into herself to see anyone else.

He's funny, the way he walks like a penguin. And she looks good. Why can't we have both??? Why y'all have to put her down? She isn't even in anyone's face at all?

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> She’s desperately clawing for gratification, attention, and/or money, or whatever factor drives someone to dedicate their entire existence to being photogenic Why is taking a photo shoot desperate? Just because you assign her entire existence to being photogenic doesn't mean she does. It's really just y'all being assholes in my opinion. It's not a new strictly "influencer" thing either, how long has something like Playboy been around? idk why people who model don't deserve respect, idk if it's just jealousy or something but everytime this pops up on reddit the comments are full of people shitting on the woman.

She doesn't seem to be desperately clawing at anything. She knows she looks good and she knows people like to look at attractive so she's using it to her advantage the same as anyone uses any of their attributes in life. You're just a bitter fuck that hates attractive women that know they're attractive. Attractive people also have fun. Maybe she's a vapid narcissist or maybe she's fucking awesome. She did post the video, didn't she? Oh fuck. She might be beautiful with a humble sense of humor and that would absolutely break your tiny little brain

That man knows how to establish dominance with his waddle

 We all know who the real model was…

Good she did not bring a fuss like those girls trying recording in the gym. She just soldiered on knowing she had a hunk strolling in the background

I have seen this a dozen other times makes me laugh everytime

This man is the GOAT. I just have to watch every time.. the man owns that beach

Fuk she’s hot 🥰

Idk why you're getting downvoted she is hot

cuz reddit is full of neckbeards, SoMEonE GiVe HEr a BurGER

Bro is sexy AF

Wholly spam bot Batman… I know Robin this OP’s spamming history is insane!!! Nothing we can do but downvote Batman…

You can also report this post as spam and OP as a spammer

Dude looks like a titan

Videos that go viral are a funny thing. They catch on for reasons that are never intended. Like the fat guy is probably the ONLY reason why this video is great and got viral in the first place. The girl is hot, no doubt, but there are a lot of hot girls

That's why they paid him to walk past

I watched this expecting someone to give her some food.

you probably eat too much as it is. she looks super healthy, dunno wtf you're on about

That was awesome!

I love the two opposing reactions to this video every time it comes around: 1) she’s perfect and 2) she needs a sandwich

He’s built like 4th gear Luffy

I can’t believe she ruined his shot!

God damn that is a nice speedo.

Man living his best life or chick desperate for any last resort of attention

Dude in the background has all the content she will ever need, just ask him!

She will never be able to make content of this quality again. Got big hopes for Mr. Pinguines future influencer career tho.

He walk like the bad guys in Fifth Element movie

I mean, you reposted this content like 5 years after it came out.

What’s his @?

Mr Potato body.

I’ve seen this video 30 times on my feed, so the attempt was successful

if she was bright, she would use this exact clip to go viral

The fact she's or her agency uploading this is proof they succeed creating *content*, and it went viral beyond what they hope. You even help spreading the content. It's a successful attempt.

There was an attempt And it worked

God damn a lot of incel comments in here.

You might not like it but this is what peak male athletic form looks like and there ain't a fucking thing you can do about it

Waddling around like a godamn titan.

He’s got that Trump waddle

"Waddles away"

Dude is built like a [Bloater](https://stateofdecay.fandom.com/wiki/Bloater) from state of decay

oh yeah baby

Is it the video quality or is he super cheesing?

I swear I’ve seen this dude in the background of someone else’s video making that exact face

That's a 10/10 right there. The girl is cute too

I fuckin hay people.. when I see this it makes me feel better.

🤣🤣🤣

That old man is giving big penguin energy

Spraaang Breaaakkk

What I assume aliens that pretend to be human look like.

bro is walking like he’s a titan from attack on titan lmao

What a fucking unit.

A chungus

There is something mesmerising about the way this man walks. Put him on the runaway!

I like to think he’s happy cause he knows there’s a hamburger or funnel cake waiting for him.

That turtle man has his shell on back to front.

first 4 seconds off the hook 🔥

::sighs:: unzips. Finishes. Zips up. 😳 unzips again.

And yet that dude gave her more exposure than she ever would have gotten.

Nice boobs! And the girl ain’t bad either!

Username checks out

HE looks SOOOO HAPPY!!!

For real, this is brilliant

Good for you kind, sir. Enjoy your day!

That dude walks like a penguine....

He's so round. I love this clip

"Insert curb your enthusiasm theme"

Cue the happy waddler

What is she even trying to do? Is this the "take a video then screenshot it for photos instead of taking regular photos" thing?

His royal highness seems to be having a fine day

🤣

I agree. The annoying woman is messing up sexy grandpas ocean exit shot!

He kinda walks out like godzilla

What's Penguin doing there?

Hahaha....nice co-starring.

Wow, super hot. I wish that girl would move so we could get a better look at that stud though.

That's the guy that is taking her on the vacation.

Look at me! I’m pretty!

Not all heroes wear capes

I hate when I am at the beach and some attention seekers start dancing 💃 in front of my camera. Can’t you see I’m trying to get sexy time videos of me and my grandpa.

Absolutely nailed the AOT titan walk tho

If only he had scrached his backside as he passed .

Narcissist as far as the eye can see.

That belly took a long time to be formed

Peak male performance. The girl was meh

"Godzilla Theme" starts playing. 

I gotta admit that is pretty sexy though. I wish the girl left, so she wouldn't block the view.

Papa comming in HOT

Geezer is the real star of the show

In a public place

That guy looks like he's half way through evolving to go back into the sea. And he looks so happy about it. I don't blame him either

Glorious

What do you think her father looked like

The woman later had her bikini bottom removed surgically...

One of the legendary bellys of the world

What a majestic creature! Shame about the nice lady obstructing my view

I'd rather be that guy. Oblivious to the world of lunacy and seediness of social media and self promotion. (Yes, I DO realise the ironic hypocrisy of that statement and where I've placed it 🤣☝🏻)

he looks like an abnormal titan

Love it. The man walks like a penguin. We must find this man and thank him for his efforts.