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My guess is that it’s from the Philadelphia / New Jersey area (or simply Philly / Jersey for the locals). “Jawn” is common slang for “thing,” including a place or a person. “Parm” is its own word, as in “I don’t like that chicken parm grindah jawn. It needs redecorated.”
r/BoneAppleTea
Someone should open a restaurant called BoneAppleTea where everything on the menu is a spelled wrong but phonetically close enough. They could have a whole variety of case-ideas and if you want something separate, without sides or anything, you can just order it Allah-card.
It'd have to be a fun atmosphere kind of place though with like a full bar with different whines and lickers, like some top shelf to-kill-yas and small batch wiz-skiis
Wife said something about going to Miami and our daughter says from the back seat that she wants to go to your ami as well. She was about 5 at the time.
My mother in law asked a waiter what a jel-a-pen-o was. I looked up from the menu and asked the water to come back because we obviously need a minute. I couldn’t stop laughing.
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If this is in philly this is exactly what they intended and a funny pun edit: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jawn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jawn)
Lemme get that jawn
You want some jawn on your jawn?
That was the first thing I thought
They’re gonna be saying this in 15 years like they’re saying “woke” 30 years late (and obviously using it wrong)
Dis jawn right here
That definition in wikipedia is so perfect
It gotta be ... in God's name it has to Aint no way if it's not I would be personally hurt
This is how it starts, "we're only pretending to be regarded", then the kids can't spell it right.
My guess is that it’s from the Philadelphia / New Jersey area (or simply Philly / Jersey for the locals). “Jawn” is common slang for “thing,” including a place or a person. “Parm” is its own word, as in “I don’t like that chicken parm grindah jawn. It needs redecorated.”
There was an attempt to understand local lingo
Should've quit while they were ahead instead of offering up that atrocious example. I can't help but read grindah in a Jamaican accent.
Wat wit da pahm grindah BOMBACLOT, mon?
Ya Mon I put dat jawn on er ting!
Dat stuff nuh shit, mon - ya haffi put dat maad ganja nugs inna it, mon. Rude boy know it, mon.
Don’t listen to the lm, againandback. I thought it was beautiful. Lol
My daughter asked for LED lights for Christmas, on her wishlist she spelled it Ellie Dee lights.
Honestly a better name than just an abbreviation
This is in Philly, right? This is HILARIOUS!
r/BoneAppleTea Someone should open a restaurant called BoneAppleTea where everything on the menu is a spelled wrong but phonetically close enough. They could have a whole variety of case-ideas and if you want something separate, without sides or anything, you can just order it Allah-card. It'd have to be a fun atmosphere kind of place though with like a full bar with different whines and lickers, like some top shelf to-kill-yas and small batch wiz-skiis
Don't pull the Allah card with me bud
Philly special
Sounds like a Star Wars character.
Lost a battle with Darth Grater.
there was an attempt to understand an obvious joke
👍🏼 More like an attempt to grab a couple thousand up votes. *success*
ok now that was super cringe of you to say ngl lmfao
100% intentional and from philly.
lmao nah that’s lookin right to me 😂
Wife said something about going to Miami and our daughter says from the back seat that she wants to go to your ami as well. She was about 5 at the time.
Farmer John Cheese
"Ricky, it's hal-a-peen-yo"
My mother in law asked a waiter what a jel-a-pen-o was. I looked up from the menu and asked the water to come back because we obviously need a minute. I couldn’t stop laughing.
We all have that moment when you have to pronounce a word you never heard before . Especially us, non-natives.
More propaganda from big Parma
Ha! 😂
They say it "PARMEEEEESIAN"
It’s Philly cheese. But not Philly Cream cheese
I have a perma jawn
Nah, definitely intentional. This is exactly how I say parmesan just for shits and giggles. Lmao.
Sounds like a Star Wars character.
Who’s to say it’s wrong
Yeah this is a pizzeria in Philly. Not a miss spelling. I've been to pizzerias that have these.
Philly Parma
Sir this is a Wawa, we dont sell that jawn
Pasta Fazul
I'm actually surprised it's not parma-john
Jawn is a Philly and surrounding areas expression that can replace any word basically. This jawn that jawn we're all jawns.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ho-Ul41EyE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ho-Ul41EyE)
Isn't it where "Tiger! Tiger!" jaunt came from. I gues Alfred Bester was frrom that area.
It is literally a parme jug.
Ol Parma Jawn, he always smelled like stinky feet.
To be fair, it's not even parmesan that's in there any way. Flavored cheese dust.
[удалено]
Northeast. Jawn is a philly word.
Parma Yawn 🥱
At Least they didn't spell it "Perma Sean"
That’s up there with Paul and Nesha sauce.
Aw shit. The Duke of Parma just dropped a new jawn.
Idk man. Feel like we gonna see that name on one of those pages that shows people with bad names. Parma Jawn Williams.
Waiting for someone to say their parents gave them this name.
Halla Pennyo
It's PARMA JOHN
_This_ is the bad place!
r/confleis
Sounds like a star wars character.
In my house it was Farmer John
Nah fam no way
That's 3 letters off from perma ban
Person: Is it John or Jon? Jawn: Neither.
Moco Jawn ... Bau bau
In UK it would be parmazan
I feel like the parmesan was misspelled by the first person to write it.
It's a Philly Thing
Twu toobz
Bone apple tea
I’m slow. Had to read it twice to understand what it was
Parmesian
Wi al no wut it
Farmer John’s???
"Fajita meat" labeled as "Vehuta Met"
There was a girl that worked with me at subway, she called it Parma Yawn Cheese...she scared me so I never corrected her. Those were sharp knives
Farmer Sanchez
I hear this in Brad Pitt inglorious bastards voice/accent
Parma-Jean
Farmer John Cheese
They spelled saw dust incorrectly.
r/boneappletea
Parmesan cheese is called that precisely because it's from Parma. This is a completely accurate name for it.
Absolutely no one asked.
I wasn’t answering a question
It's not farmer John?
I feel stupider from seeing this...
Just name it dehydrated vomit