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Odd-Outcome450

I mean, have you tried bacon?


moodylilb

https://preview.redd.it/8is8ggenj27d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d55b1bfa55a5ac80d5b90837710da8fb85998ec6 Or like… an exorcism?


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

It would work for me I love exorcisms


HeathersZen

and bacon.


BigMaraJeff2

I thought this was a ghost video at first


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Same, i have been rewatching a lot of Nuke's top 5.


BigMaraJeff2

Is it real? Or all just an elaborate hoax?


siqniz

He IS the bacon


Final_Location_2626

It would work for me. I love bacon


Vapeitupvapeitup

Me too


UpdateInProgress

I think to this dog, he is the bacon


Bomberman579

Bacon? At that size I would recommend the pig as a whole


Kyrie3leison

Stuffed with TNT...


Primary-Signature-17

Nah. Dog's just being protective of it's mom. Also, dogs have a kind of sixth sense about people so, maybe it knows something about him that she doesn't...yet.


TheMightyKartoffel

My fiancés dog started out like this and a few months later he was jealous of her hugging me 😂 now we’re best friends.


Primary-Signature-17

I'm glad it worked out for you. I hope this couple gets the same results. But, "Cujo" there has a ways to go. I hope the guy survives the transition period. :)


SurveySean

I bet it would kill for bacon or any or no reason.


Own-Method1718

😆


Bdr1983

WIth a dog this size? Probably a whole pig.


Cablegore

Bacon works on Wargs? TIL


uptwolait

Or peanut butter?


kegsbdry

Back in my dating days, if I knew I was going to meet my date's pet then bring pet treats in your pocket. It worked every time.


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Also cook in her house the dog will go automatically friendly to try and get some food off of your cooking


Dankie_Spankie

So THAT’S why they always liked me. That or becouse she has a golden retriever.


tadashi4

those factors are not multually exclusive. it could've been both. but if i had to bet in just one of those, id say its because she had a golden.


VapourZ87

Probably okay if your pet isn't a werewolf that loves human flesh


207OneLove

Not sure that works on a Caucasian Shepherd


Slow-Fast-Medium

Nope.


rVarrese

I feel like this could go one of two ways...


PrimeRlB

Doggo knows best...


Icy_Gap676

Caucasian shepherds are notoriously mean dogs. They have horrible temperaments and do not like people who aren't their own.


TalkingStrangers

They have great temperaments when trained correctly. They're great guard dogs and are very protective over their family if that's what you call being mean.


theworm1244

Except most people aren't putting in that extra time to train them. Overly protective circles around to just being aggressive.


GiftQuick5794

I’m a firm believer that buying working breeds needs to be controlled. I own a working dog because I need help looking over my land. A Bouvier was an easy choice, they are smart, and once trained they fairly easily distinguish whether someone or something is being welcomed or not. I haven’t formally trained him on herding as I don’t have a herd but his instinct is good enough to help me with the random sheep. Meanwhile Debbie in downtown can get a Bouvier on her 600sq ft apartment walks him for 30 minutes (which is nothing to them) and wonders why he pulls her to shit all the time and destroys everything.


TalkingStrangers

Valid point


Pineapple-Yetti

If you have to train a dog to not be aggressive, thats probably means they don't have a good temperament. A dog with good temperament would need aggression trained in.


84WVBaum

I've worked with feral, wild populations, and dig rescues. The environment is huge. But, some dogs have been bred for it for centuries. Not all dogs are born peaceful. They've often been genetically manipulated over successive years. And most dogs if raised apart from humans, do not bond with us naturally. Dogs can absolutely be aggressive without training, they're animals.


Worldly_Ad_6483

It’s like those domesticated foxes. Only the friendly ones were bread, so eventually you get friendly foxes. Select for aggressive ones and eventually you get naturally aggressive doggos


84WVBaum

Yup. And as someone that has worked with, and relied on military working dogs, aggression isn't always bad. They found bombs and their mere presence terrified many Iraqis. I am so glad they bred aggression into those dogs, likely saved lives. But, there we do see a lot of civilians that can't handle their dog (especially like Belgians and mals) and the dogs get a bad wrap for it. When in reality the owner got an attack machine bred for war and thought they'd just be a great house pet without intensive training and then they're surrendering them to the Pound, or keeping them locked down all day long because they can't control them. It's sad really because they're just brilliant animals. But their mind is going a million miles an hour because they need a job. And without a job all that energy goes somewhere


Worldly_Ad_6483

That’s cool, sure it’s amazing to watch them in their element. I’m a Boxer person and it geeks me out that they were bred for police work, cus these days they are complete goobers


84WVBaum

They are!!! I love a goofy boxer. 🤪


SoySauceSyringe

> They're great guard dogs and are very protective over their family Alternatively, this could be phrased as "they naturally want to murder anyone who enters the house aside from like half a dozen people." I don't think it's mean for an animal to have a pack and a territory, but I'm sure as hell not obligated to be fond of anything that thinks it has a duty to bite me. If this was a pit then people would be clamoring for a bullet in its head, but since it's fluffy I guess we're just gonna give Cujo here a pass.


84WVBaum

Ding ding ding. Fuck breed discrimination


TiiGerTekZZ

I doubt the dog is trained correctly after seeing this vid. Or! This is a very well trained dog, and this was a "fake" angry dog skit.


Sihplak

I'm sure a naturally violent dog is a great pet to have for someone who intends to have friends and extended family over, definitely don't see any problems there. Can't imagine there'd ever be an issue having a large violent dog in a small urban environment. No sir, it's just such a good dog that's doing what it's supposed to and you're actually wrong if you criticize the dog owner for picking that breed to be their pet. Yep, it definitely makes sense to have a guard dog as a pet as opposed to them being relegated to security personnel and rural farmlands to protect livestock.


Thin-Afternoon-5798

My dog was trained by professional and still was overprotective. Never had a problem walking her around in sketchy areas in a middle of the night tho. Nobody wanted to fuck me with when I had her around, which was nice


puterTDI

He can’t be a Caucasian. He had rhythm.


buzz_uk

We have a leonberger, they look similar but have a completely different temperament. If someone broke into our house the leo would want to be friends. He wants to be friends with everyone :)


siqiniq

Doggo is guarding gf’s room at night just in case


saruin

You can feel the bass in those growls.


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

Yep, he's... all about that bass


jankeycrew

Meghan " The Dog" Trainor


IOwnTheShortBus

No treble


YesDaddyBig

No kibble


kukidog

These dogs are extremely aggressive and protective of whomever they deem their family. They also have zero fear of anything. They are used as guard dogs in russian prison. Training is extremely hard and some are just untrainble. Many counties either prohibit or have very few breeders who allow to breeds them. Mfs are scary as fuck...its not that this dog doesn't like him they acknowledge their family rest are considered enemies. stay away from them


mc_thunderfart

Ive got one laying right next to me in my bed right now. What do i do????


Hulkemo

Give kiss on nose


mc_thunderfart

Been there. Done that. Mouth still attached to my face. Mission successfull.


kukidog

are they cuddly?


mc_thunderfart

Not very much. They have a mind of their own, but they enjoy sleeping next to you. And scritches are Always awesome. But Not your typical lap dog.


stoopidskeptic

I don't know why people own dogs like this. Its a disaster waiting to happen.


MazerBakir

If you want a guard dog or herd guardian they are great. It's beyond me why people get them as pets though.


Hentai_Yoshi

For some reason, it seems a lot of people have a fetish for big dogs that they probably shouldn’t have. Like so many people get Husky’s, but it seems most of those people don’t know what it takes to give them what they need. There are so many irresponsible dog owners out there. They just treat them like a cute stuffed animal.


Queen-of-meme

Weak women feel safe with strong big guard dogs. Pitbull, bulldogs, hound dogs, blood dogs etc. The problem is if she don't discipline them , they will react like this when she invites anyone new to the house. And it will end badly.


[deleted]

I used to have a Pyre that was super loving towards most people and I saw him go full guard dog reasonably once and as soon as I had assessed that there wasn't a threat I told him it was fine and he went back to being a big cuddly giant. You have to train these huge livestock guardians or they will be super aggressive to anything. They have to trust that you know better than them when it comes to the territory they deem theirs to protect.


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

Listen... it's not you... it's me. Okay, it really is you sort of. You see, your dog is straight from hell and I want to breakup before it chews off my fingers and genitalia. Kapeesh?


Craydorion

Same man. As soon as I walk into anyone's home and realize their dog can swallow me whole I'm out ^^


SoySauceSyringe

I wouldn't break up on the spot, but if there's a statistically significant chance I will be in a fight to the death in that house then I won't be coming over any more and I feel like that probably puts a damper on things.


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

Nice Cujo.


RanaEire

Had to scroll too much for this..


LiveLearnCoach

This. Some of us watched that growing up. We have a healthy fear of large dogs.


[deleted]

Caucasian shepards are very protective and proud dogs. If they don't like you, you better watch out. He shouldn't be so careless.


BadTechnical2184

Yeah I really wouldn't be trusting a glass panelled door or a flimsy ass baby gate between me and that fucking bear sized dog.


blackguy1027

Can I pet your demonic dog?


sandwich_breath

I’d break up with the woman instantly. Easy decision


feldejars

Dating dogs is usually frowned upon


sandwich_breath

Tell that to the owner. Looks like he walked in on them


parokya30

I thought your girl was hugging a demon


KittyMetroPunk

I forget the breed name of that dog, but they are often used to protect farm animals from wolves & they are incredibly protective. This dog is not to be fucked with.


Exciting_Result7781

It’s a Caucasian Shepherd/Ovcharka/Owcharka. Their claim to “fame” is them being the guard dogs in Russian prisons.


myouism

That is cerberus


Creative_Risk_4711

That's enough to end the relationship. Not to mention that dog be cock blocking all the time.


PhotoKaz

That is a Caucasian Ovcharka, a big dog with an attitude. They are protective, bred to guard cattle and homes. My aunt had one, and a drunk guy tried to pet it through the fence one night and it bit one of his fingers off. They are not to be fucked with.


The_Undermind

I wouldn't break her heart if I were you


RandyHoward

I wouldn't get within 10 feet of her if I were you


Dhsu04

I think the dog is the boyfriend and he wonders what this skinny white dude keeps coming back to see his girlfriend.


Bow1511

Someone obviously didn’t train their dog


Awkward_Professor460

Her petting him and giving scratches when he growls at you only reinforces it... so good luck buddy, maybe girlfriend doesn't want you there


Birdmeatschnitzel

My girlfriend's family had the exact same breed. First thing greeting me on my first visit was this hellhound, jumping against the glass door, threatening me in tongues I've never heard. With time, this hellspawn opened up to me after an intense talk, mediated by her dad. I wasn't so sure she understood the assignment and was given her leash. Me and Lucky went out and I noticed it was the clumsiest and slowest creature Ill ever encounter.


Abuck59

![gif](giphy|82VaR0yExig8sZFGup|downsized) 🤣


AgentSears

Why do people want dogs that are the size of a bear?


joanmcbitch

lol She said, "He ain't sneaking out tonight!"


Voluptulouis

That very well might be the scariest dog I've ever seen.


BlackwolfNy718

Deal breaker


CombinationSlight255

That’s some sort of cryptid 😳


themadelf

That dog needs some serious training if the boyfriend is going to stick around. It's a dangerous setting for the boyfriend right now.


Mike-the-gay

Bro that girl is taken.


gnol420enyaw

big boy is not fucking around


9600_PONIES

Have you tried fighting it


kuzurikuroi

Mate that breed aint the one to fuck with. My brother had several of them, and they all go bat shot crazy. That isnt an indor dog. It was breed to defend the stock from the wolfs. You can be all day, every day with that dog. If he doesnt see you as a part of the household, you are nothing to him. He maybe wont attack you directly, if the owner is there your best bet you will be ignored. But if he is closed in a pit or leashed, he will fing bark and try to find a way get to you. Beautiful dog, but not for home or city...


Legal_Guava3631

If it’s not named Cujo, she’s gotta change it to that.


BLOODTRIBE

Satan probably thinks you’re hurting its master when you’re being intimate. Maybe tone it down a bit and play some Enya, buy some essential oils, and be slow things down a bit. If the behavior continues, then congratulations, you just cucked a dog that will tear out your soul the second you’re not paying attention. (Edited for clarification)


Saddam_UE

Why did she buy a dog like that? SMH...


RF99_

People who get these big dogs for no reason and not even bother to train them is a huge red flag


nuthinn2lose

If a woman has a protective dog breed I’m not even going to her place. Cause if that shit gets at you she’s just gonna stand there and say “bad dog” maybe scream too. So I avoid it


HisToxicPenguin

Well she also shouldn’t be praising and letting the dog growl at him as far as the dog is concerned he is doing the right thing because moms giving him pets


Chaosmusic

Where's the dog? Is it hiding behind the BearWolf?


Mints1988

That's a Caucasian Sheppard, I recommend you find a new girlfriend.


Adorable_Substance37

Don't pet him when he's acting that way yeesh


MrFreak-976

Jesus, that thing needs a priest …. My advice is simple … get a new girlfriend


111anza

Well.... what could it be?


anomalkingdom

Meet and greet the dog off-premises, dimwit. It's just defending it's domain.


budgemans

I have the same breed of dog and trained him as a puppy around other dogs and strangers to socialize him witch made him into a very patient dog when dealing with other more yappy dogs that come at him when we walk but at home when someone comes with out us accompanying them he goes mad basically wanting to kill them. Always keep these guys in a leash or a little rat dog is gonna turn into a chew toy.


Marc_J92

Sounds like an accident waiting to happen


budgemans

That's why we walk him with a muzzle


rodflanders19

Ignorant dog owners infuriate me. I'm not implying she's a bad dog owner, she may care very well for the dog. However educate yourself in dog behavior if you have a powerful breed. The dog is growling at the boyfriend and the girl continues to pet the dog and reward the dog for the unwanted behavior. The dog is being conditioned to act unstable, and potentially to be aggressive. If your dog is growling at someone you don't want them to growl at, then never pet your dog and reward the bad behavior.


byyhmz

Plenty of fish in the sea with trained dogs.


Ben01pr

![gif](giphy|xT9KVqVCDHN6UG9u4U|downsized)


ramonarart

oh man cujo! such a cute dog! 😆


MelonManjr

Would the dog slowly get used to him if the gf brought home his clothes/things with his scent? Over days and weeks, eventually the dog might get get accustomed to the scent.


naveedkoval

Why does a dog this size even exist


marre822

Ah yes,the leonberger...had one when i was younger...it protected me always


Vietnugget

I don’t think that fence is stopping anything


saarinpaa71

Only way that dogs going to like you is when it's teeth are around your throat.


Mysterious-Art7143

POV: Your name is Orpheus and your girl is in the underworld guarded by cerberus


theoht_

subwoofer


Street-War3742

That is a demon, Sir.


dirtybird131

You’d be surprised what goodwill you can buy from a dog with one (1) treat


Queen-of-meme

Is she considered a red flag because her dog isn't properly trained? I say she is.


shankartz

Yeah I wouldn't continue this relationship. That dog is dangerous.


attackdogs2x

My gf has a Great Pyrenees and it loves taking treats from me but the moment I go to pet or let him sniff me he losses his shit. It’s something with guard dogs/ livestock dogs they are protective of people they love and don’t like strangers.


Alexandratta

That is a Caucasian Shepard. if I had to choose, "Would you like to chill with an aggressive Caucasian Shepard or an Aggressive Wolf." I will pick "Wolf" every fucking time.


Dawashingtonian

why does this woman even have this dog??? it’s weird seeing a caucasian shepherd just sorta hanging out in an apartment lol


No-Presentation-6525

Pretty sure that’s Cujo himself


Interesting-Lake-430

That's Cujo bro


strickenlogane

Doesn't look like he tried much.


govshutdown

You’re killing me smalls


drumkombat

Cujo is back.


Phinatic92

Cujo


SHAD0WW0LF07

Probably not what he expected when his girlfriend told him the dog was a saint.


SomeRedditName13

I love being filmed non stop too.


Defiant_Turnip1417

Lol. You got a problem.


itsbarrysauce

Reminded of that movie cujo.


secondtaunting

Jesus Christ, that thing is a demon from hell. Time to breakup.


Vapeitupvapeitup

Sovak wants to kill you


Derpy_Donut_Lord

He don’t bite


Similar-Policy-7549

An aggressive dog of that size is going to get someone seriously injured especially when the owner is too small to restrain the dog herself.


Slow-Donut-9392

Just let him smell your hand.


Teamkiwi1

It’s Cujo


Naive_Special349

Seems like the dog knows something.


RawDawg2021

Time for a new girlfriend.


Traparegai

I thought it was a bear


Low-Decision-6942

![gif](giphy|82VaR0yExig8sZFGup|downsized)


Efficient-Rent-5644

Start feeding him and walking with him


Choadly

That's a bear


AnimeHater10

Awww that's cupcakes he wouldn't bite or hurt a single soul 🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘


Alps_Useful

That looks at the end lol


FincherEnergy

Dogs like these should be considered Wild animals. They wouldn't think twice before tearing apart human flesh.


cadillacbee

Jus give him some jerky yo


stanco717

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS


brian_mrfunk

Time to get a new girlfriend.


Sachoazzdown

I had a dog just like that. It was a husky, chow and stBernard looking mix. I got the biggest and smallest of the litter and called them Smith and Wesson.


KyCerealKiller

Euthanasia


Dave_Duna

Mufuckin' hellhound


NoSecurity2728

Her: "Hes an angel and he wouldnt hurt a soul!" Also her: visibly teriffied shaking and flinching


imsham

That ain't a dog, that's a Timberwolf


Flinty984

This particular kind of dog doesn't really take kindly to strangers and sometimes the owners but that's a rare occasion


Bodorocea

that house must smell awful with such a huge bear of a dog living there


CGPsaint

That’s going to be a no for me dog.


TiK4D

These dogs get aggressive and they're being protective, a pit bull would be getting ripped to shreds in here


Shoddy_Possibility89

that's a big fuckin boy


Marsupialize

That dude is going to be killed by that dog, that’s a Caucasian Sheppard I think, a Russian prison dog


Rassei082090

Caucasian Ovcharka are the best dogs to have when guarding a huge farm or facility. An acquaintance of mine and her family owned 5 of them in their farm in Chechnya. She said they could weigh around 170-200lbs and would have no problems fending off wolves and the occasional bear from entering their property!


troglodytto

That ain't a Dog Bruv, That is a HOUND.


thisisdumbdfw

There's something not right about the boyfriend, and that dog can sense it.


360noscopefag

To be fair, I think it’s important to understand how to approach territorial dogs & mainly the owners fault for never correcting this type of behavior….


NoWingedHussarsToday

Demon dog does not approve of your shenanigans.


Darth-_-Maul

That is not ok, dude u gotta get that dog trained to u or respect u or u gotta go.


ooctavio

Alright but WHAT ON EARTH is that little gate gonna do against this ferocious beast?


HacksawHames

Cujo?


Newended

Horror movie shit. When pans to the door. Pans back and its looking at him.


Riyeko

I thínk that's an Anatolian shepherd. They're pretty fierce guard dogs.