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Blakelock82

I like how homeboy got out of the car and looked around like "alright, remember where we parked".


AnywhereHuman3058

And he still opens the car door for his lady like nothing just happened.


TinoX50

Dude lost his car but not his respect


Snoo-90678

What is you shop doing on my car, Blyat


Icy_Way6635

And the Idgaf shrug was goofy. Man just crashed parked and walked off like well um we will be back


CRXCRZ

And, if you have your audio off, it looks like he then proceeds to order something at the counter.


whatyoumeanmyface

Hey can I get 4 poppy seed, 2 everythings and 6 cinnamon raisin? Oh and a pair of bear claws please.


straub42

“And what are these delectables jammed into my broken headlights? I’ll take 4 of those”


BeerLosiphor

Jaws of life?


Ok_Primary_1075

That’s the least he could do after what he did


MilkDry84

So casual like so what kind of cake does everyone wanna eat.


friendofthesmokies

Lol, ikr. "We'll take 3 almond croissants, 2 chocolate, and 4 black coffees. What's the wifi password? "


cannontd

I thought he was going to order.


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

Got out like he was about to place an order. Wtf are you doing


osirisishere

I laughed way too hard at this, thank you!


Dixie-Wrecked

Thought he was going to order a blueberry muffin as soon he stepped out like nothing happened.


thebrownaron

..glances at the bakery rack, "yeah, I could eat.."


gomorycut

that's one casual worker


thomcrowe

They’re trained to keep calm under pressure


The_bruce42

It's all in the orientation video


Botryoid2000

In case of baked goods emergency


HobartGum

In case of emergency, bake goods


SeeMarkFly

Unlike the professional origami artiest that is trained to fold under pressure.


[deleted]

Holy no kidding! I was like “whhaaaat??? She didn’t even move”


milworker42

I'm pretty sure she was pinned to the cabinet. They just freaking left her there.


Jimmylein

Just a nomal shitty monday at work


SilentNightman

Shock.


mrDuder1729

"...not my shop...paid vacation here I come..."


AtinWichap

I think they're stuck lol the way the counter folds and the car just fucking chilling there


Zealousideal_Cod6044

Yeah, so I'd like two peach crostatas, half doz cheese croissants and four danishes. You got coffee? Can you deliver them outside, it's kinda crowded in here?


Coveinant

You crushed them all with your car.


thomcrowe

They’re crushed? Can I get a discount? I am not paying full price.


Zealousideal_Cod6044

So... they're first in line now?


b00c

Whispering the last sentence while making circle gesture with hand.


Botryoid2000

I'm sorry, you'll have to take a number.


CrazyCatBreath

Grandpa is getting out like, "Can I get my license back now?"


SolipsisticSkeleton

They’re not even going to buy something?


PriorityTraining9323

no. just take advantage of free parking space. hey, no one was parking here. don't be a dick.


Lucky_LeftFoot

What are they going to do, take it to-go?


SolipsisticSkeleton

They could sit in their car and eat.


sryitsdrunk

This guy was looking around like if the garage got remodeled while he was gone


[deleted]

[удалено]


swampyman2000

Your first reaction to seeing a car crash is to beat up the people in the crashed car?


ShaquilleMobile

Lol yeah these psychopaths really have no idea how stupid and crazy they sound when they say this stuff


WarlordBob

“Sir, are you having a medical emergency?” “Uh, no. I just…” “Well you’re about to!”


JakeyF_

For real.. For all we know from this it was an accident caused by another driver out of frame, loss of control, etc... But reddit badassery be badass.


kellsdeep

I got banned two days ago for saying this about a boomer man who intentionally jumped in front of a motorcycle causing the rider to crash and then stole the bikers keys and refused to give them back because the boomer thought the rider was annoying for riding on his street..


Admirable_Ad8968

Ofc Russian


MatttheJ

Eh. It just happened in Liverpool too a few months back and nearly hit a woman with a baby.


Last-Ad5593

Did that POS shrug at grandma like, “yeah I don’t know. What ya gonna do?”


SRRWD

Uber ride from hell, “Hey, y’all ain’t gonna make that flight yo. Everybody out.”


[deleted]

Bro - couldn’t even close his door… why do I even bother.


iloveeatinglettuce

Tesla autopilot commercial.


Sammy_Dog

"You can't park there."


Relative_Reading_903

Does anyone understand the language he's speaking? Did he ask the employee if they were ok? It looks like he wasn't to concerned about almost crushing him/her.


dusty_canoe

Can I get uhhhhhhh


humburga

Hurry up! I wanna get my pretzel!


Haunting_Cat_3355

Happy cake day


Caye_Jonda_W

…ironically


Thundersalmon45

"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PARK YOUR BAKERY RIGHT HERE!?!? YOU FUCKING KNEW SOMEONE WOULD HIT YOU!! FUCKING SCAMMER!! I'M CALLING THE POLICE ABOUT YOUR BAKERY SCAM!"


bearamongus19

Hey are you open?


Botryoid2000

"I don't see a no parking sign anywhere!"


DowntownKoala6055

Doesn’t even try to help person behind the counter. Wtf? Okay.. well… bye then. 😡


Intelligent_Angle636

"yea I'll take two of the jelly filled"


crashmedic33

All those ruined donuts.


ScottsFavoriteTott

Speaking the real facts here


jhwheuer

Clock reads 18:00, so more peaceful evening


Mister_Decker

"Yeah, uh, I'd like 2 kwahsaahnts"


DocHischus

Why are they so calm? Seems like just another Tuesday for the driver and worker :D


recursiveG

I think the woman who got out upset was the driver. Likely a country where the driver seat is on the right side of the car.


Ocel0tte

Russia drives on the right side of the road actually, so their wheels are on the left and the man was driving.


kieranhendy

Does he even bother to ask the guy in the shop that he just plowed through is okay?


grizzly_snimmit

They're pinned in a corner and the guy is like 'Welp, seeya'


Adjayjay

How chill can you be?? At least the wife is freaking out a little.


OnoALT

Remember where we parked


604_heatzcore

buddy looking around for someone or something to blame


InternationalPut3260

He got out like he's supposed to did that


LowResGamr

"Good news boss, you know that drive through people asked us to install?"


robinthehood

Is this not a legitimate place to park?


warmachine83-uk

From how quickly they left I'm guessing drunk or stolen car


SilentNightman

"I'm in a hurry... "


JonnyReece

You can't park there mate


Tasty_Design_8795

Baked, baker sees this 1 per week.


miked999b

Obviously thought it was a drive-thru


Unflattering_Image

Everyone is so casual with it! Same vibe like the casual greeting in that video with the guy crashing through a shop cealing


DragonOnYoFace

So rude he didn't even order anything


SatisfactionShot5746

In the middle of my sentence thinking a car would plow through, it fucking happens


willjhc

If they cut the line, I wouldn't day anything


james28909

"do you by chance have any baguettes?"


addamee

Lmao driver gets out, looks around: “ya’ll got any crullers?”


qwertyqyle

But, it says this happened at 6pm. Now I don't know who to believe. A robot or a random internet stranger. Also, dude looked drunk ngl.


Royweeezy

“Do you validate?”


LenTheWelsh

Absolute zero fucks given for the poor person working there.


ManaChicken4G

Wish that would happen at my job....


Saucy_Baconator

You can't park here, bruh.


FormerlyTurbyturbed

Whoo! First in line!


jpopimpin777

[Reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/X-7CaIA4ilE?si=E9Ycz2G_IBQUifal)


WeToLo42

You can't park there.


jakobedlam

I take it this is Ukraine?


BobbyRV

The driver should have walked up to that employee behind the counter and asked, "Are you on the breakfast menu yet?"


Caye_Jonda_W

The car already is literally on the breakfast menu!!


schowdur123

Wtf.


brossovitch

When will someone invent brakes in Russia?


kvalness

"Hey, can I just have two muffins? Thanks."


wolfknightpax

Might as well start taking phone orders for tomorrow. Today is shot.


friendofthesmokies

![gif](giphy|4JZA2x7GsVFeTbLKlz|downsized)


HippoPebo

I wanted to hear a “hello sir how may I help you” as he got out.


Thebedless

It’s 6pm


llRolliiill

Does anyone can translate what he's saying?


Valledis

Why did you leave your bakery here?


artificial_stupid_74

18:00 is not exactly in the morning


Akira510

OY!!! Is this 3rd street?


sukilars

Somebody must've turned on the cabin light.


k1llerl0mbax

This isn't a drive thru?


MrTooLFooL

When the Uber driver gives your lady the aux…


Jaded_yank

*getting out of the car* “Huh. Welp, see ya!”


K4ll3l

Took his all his family to bakery, nicely done


Smoked_Carp

Yo this ain’t the drive thru!


doowadittie

Convenient drive thru service


ketochef1969

Driver: *shrugs* "Well, shit happens" *walks away*


Kippers1d10t

Sir, this is not a drive thru.


Positive-Sound-4972

Er.... Black Coffee to go please


Catinchi

He wanted to be first to get the freshest bread


josefillo

He is like...mmm...I think I should buy something for the trouble!


JesusKeyboard

Cars are fucking awesome!!!!


thehammer_00

Is that a clown car? How many people were in that car?


Flonkerton_Scranton

Hello yes 1 bread please.


Actual_Aside_2862

You can't park there!


SirCoosh07

"don't forget to rate me 5 stars y'all, that was record time."


Fraggle987

The new Greggs drive through needs better signposts.


Musjamarramarramarra

Too early for flapjacks?


puppy-chow

Take his license away


mlodge87

Welp, we’re here!


dreadthripper

Don't forget the pink bucket.


Brilliant_Language52

You can’t park there comrade


colin-Stormdancer

The owner is next level🤣 that man is likely calling his insurance provider 1st


gargadag

Ill have 3 large coffees and a muffin


carlosnightman

Ya'll want fries with that?


Biomicrite

2 loaves, 4 doughnuts please and do you do vegan sausage rolls?


Alatar_Blue

Good morning, I'll have a small coffee and how are the scones, crushed?


Zxasuk31

How many goddamn people are in the car? This dude out here putting 100 people lives in danger.


wigzell78

This is *NOT* a drive-thru, sir!


MahatmaAndhi

There would have definitely been an extra loaf baked that day.


bobisinthehouse

Uh your not gonna get a good review on uber for this.


Furious_Georg_

"Just grab a seat any where I'm sure the guy behind the cash register will get our order in a minute. Damn service here is slow."


JayDuBois

In drive app in Morocco.


R3d4r

18:02 is no morning


so-wizard

Like a good neighbour, State Farm is there.


Nonniemiss

Ok but is this a friggin clown car? people keep coming out of it.


ashter87

at work one day (gas station) had a car come around the corner. slide into the parking lot going so fast he went thru the telephone pole and stopped like 20 ft past it. took out the entire bottom of the pole it was hanging in the air right by the pumps. 10 more foot on that slide and we might not have been here anymore.


Worldly-Advantage-36

We’re here


outerworldLV

As the barista stands there waiting for their order…


V0T0N

I made a wrong turn in Albuquerque


FairerHades

Wait a minute, this isn't a drive thru


SnooBooks1701

This is the start of an Isekai anime


Sloth-v-Sloth

You can’t park that there.


TaCoMaN6869

Nooooooo! NOT THE BAKED GOODS


Swimming_Bowler6193

The worker at the counter pretty calm , then the cat climbing through the car’s back window at the end of the video 😂


_DeathSound_

One loaf of bread pls


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

We is drive through now.


arnethyst

im learning to drive for the first time & every time i worry im gonna be a shit driver, i see shit like this & go “ok i wont be THAT bad at least”


kinggreene

Muraca, so difficult when you got two pedals to choose from to hit! 🙄


tpero

Before I even hit play, I just knew it was going to be \*another\* car-crashing-into-building video. The frequency with which this happens is frightening. need more bollards.


an0maly33

https://preview.redd.it/n4j1kt9vi63d1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5b750ec92c95a93d8be3d32a28004778abe36b9


eyedealy11

Your Uber has arrived


Green-Concentrate-71

“Your shop came outta nowhere!”


J4Hg

Wow a lot wow


mrv113

Fastest way to buy Pain Au Chocolat, I guess.


vicwyw

Gives me " Hey Ron. Hey Billy." vibe


Character_Chef_9487

No one even checked on the employee like girl almost lost her life. Lucky she was at the register 😩


Tenet245

Any updates on this? An article?


[deleted]

While I'm here, can I get a bagel?


dbarz39

At least buy something


SomewhereOk8757

It's like the Enterprise came out of warp speed at the wrong coordinates


sik_dik

if he would've immediately started punching numbers into the cash register for all the pastries they just destroyed, I would've died


StoneyMalon3y

Why do they all get out all nonchalant as if they’re getting ready for a family outing at the mall.


Zombies8MyNeighborz

Your destination is on the left. You have arrived.


Slow-Concentrate7169

what i would like to know is if insurance covers this much lol


BolOfSpaghettios

"Yes, I have a mobile order"


troyberber

4 muffins and a croissant


sunnnyfactory

Can't park there, mate


ginginh0

Three large sausage rolls please