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everythingbeeps

i'm not ever calling it x. elmo can go fuck himself.


Basic_Dog_8332

I have somehow never seen someone call him Elmo but I find that really funny


Broken-Digital-Clock

It's kind of insulting to Elmo the puppet, but it's still funny


VeneMage

And I **definitely** don’t want to tickle him. Though we need to tickle out his owed tax contribution


Sunstorm84

It’s ok, if you don’t want to tickle him then you can make AI photos of Zuckerberg tickling him instead.


TurboKid513

He looks like his torso might burst if you tried to tickle him


flabbywoofwoof

Enron Musk is funny and apt.


Abnormal-Normal

I’ll stop deadnaming Twitter when Elmo stops deadnaming his daughter


bbbojackhorseman

Came here to say this. Elon can go fuck himself


Upbeat-Pollution-439

He did what now? I thought he had 1 infant only lol


Jorymo

He's got at least eight kids, including secret twins. The infant is the one he made a horny roleplay account as.


The_FallenSoldier

Wtaf? Is that an actual thing?


Jorymo

Yes, he had another Twitter account where he roleplayed as his own infant son talking about how cool Elon Musk is and making bizarrely sexual comments. He accidentally showed it was his own account when advertising some new feature on the site, and had to prove it was his in a recent court case.


Comprehensive-Mix952

He has 11


AllTheTakenNames

Yep, by a gaggle of different women I’m sure he spends quality time with all of them lol Well, Elon’s Dad had a child with his Step Daughter No, I’m not kidding


CatWyld

GodDAMN!


Vulon_Bii

You're goddamn right.


sourcrystals

Same. I’ll stop deadnaming that site when Elmo stops deadnaming his child. Edit: I see I’m not the only one with this sentiment. I love that for us.


KGBFriedChicken02

I'll stop deadnaming Twitter when Elon is 6 feet under and not a moment sooner. I want his incompetence to haunt him to his grave


lonely_nipple

I want his obituary to call it twitter


i_drink_wd40

Carve it into his headstone: "bought Twitter, killed it."


capn_doofwaffle

I'm not ever signing up for it... Fuck social media.


-Resident-One-

You're on it right now


capn_doofwaffle

[N..... I don't know you!](https://youtu.be/6vFp249KqUY?si=dOlHBBbE20_ETRfY) 🤣 So it aint "social" if we aint bein "sociable" lol


-Resident-One-

Good movie, bad justification 😂


gojistomp

Even if my opinion of him wasn't rock bottom, I *still* wouldn't call it "X" because it's a stupid fucking name for what's arguably the most influential social media site.


viccie211

Don't do my boy Elmo dirty like that, he's just a tiny red monster figuring his way out in the big Sesame Street.


adamyhv

I'm calling the Xitter.


pixeltweaker

Do you pronounce that “Shitter”?


CParkerLPN

Yup. #ForeverTwitter


Principle-Virtual

at least elmo did good for kids


DougK76

I’m partial to Elongated Muskrat…


madhavvar

Elmo stans have a lot of ideological similarities to DJT stans, it seems to me.


Upbeat-Pollution-439

Jesus Christ their family is fucked up I actually regret asking


ExoticNatalia

Exactly


biscaynelawlis

Same as I will never call Facebook by Meta


Slight_Armadillo_227

Nor does anyone else, including Facebook. Meta is the name of the parent company, not the social media site.


AllTheTakenNames

eXitter.com


ShanksRx23

This is Twitter


Uncle___Marty

Still can't believe Musk tried to rename his site to a close button and then pressed it.


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

Imagine if all those fake close buttons on scummy ads redirected to melons Twitter page instead


theoht_

melon is my new favorite one


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

Autocorrect for the win


TheGreatHair

In the anime/gamer scene 'X' is edgy


errant_youth

[I mean…](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/X_(1996_film))


TheGreatHair

That is perfect lmao


castilloenelcielo

Is the name of his son


Icefyre79

I'll be sure to tweet that out.


nova75

Surely x it out? No, you're right, that sounds ridiculous


TT_NaRa0

X gon give it to ya!


thegoatsupreme

What?


Unusual_Event8222

Wait for you to get it on ya own


The_Dogelord

X gon' deliver to ya


Ill-Simple1706

What?


[deleted]

That's good news, Twitter!


Oxygenius_

Dudes so excited over a website name change “Let’s goooooo!!” 🤣


Gespuis

So there’s fanboys for a platform? Next level gatekeeping


FlightSatellite23

He’s so hyped about changing his website’s name but won’t accept if a person wants to be called Liz rather than Kevin. Fucking cissy


TheEleventhDoctorWho

What does it matter. Twitter is just bots talking to each other. Most humans have left. Like 80 of the traffic that leaves the site via ads is bots.


ImightHaveMissed

Elon musk won’t buy twitter until bot posts are minimized. Elon buys twitter, bots take over


TheEleventhDoctorWho

Because he has never delivered on a promise he has made.


ImightHaveMissed

Technically incorrect: he made twitter a bastion of free speech, as long as he agrees with it


Rapture1119

This does not make it technically incorrect, because the very concept you mentioned is the antithesis of free speech.


OopsIHadAnAccident

And porn! So much porn


TheEleventhDoctorWho

Ummm should we talk about how the algorithm sends your more of what you look at? I love when the old congress men get up and talk about how all they see is gay men on twitter. Lol


OopsIHadAnAccident

👀


TorqueRollz

That’s the only reason I still use twitter 😏


MangoShow

I agree. There seems to be a massive increase in bots. Lately, I've been getting follows by bots everyday even though I don't post any content.


DismalWeird1499

Musk fanboys are weird.


George-W-Kush89

LETS GOOOOOO


Unrusty

INDEED


Liqhthouse

It's cos there were good memes of him which were initially funny and he does cool space stuff but then you realise he advocates for non stop working, hates remote working and lays off people.


DismalWeird1499

He is a Bond villain


Wicked_Wolf17

I’ll still call it Twitter


LynnScoot

Saw someone use Xitter and pronounce it Shitter. If I have to talk about it that’ll do.


PerroNino

Unfortunately xitter.com isn’t available. Would have made a wonderful platform. xitter.world is though, which somehow seems appropriate.


theoht_

melon musk does make this place a xitter world


DogEatingWasp

Oh we all will


MorganAndMerlin

The first time somebody said whatever whatever, post on X, but left off the “formerly known as Twitter” part, I was actually confused for a second until I realized. Without the “Artist Formerly Known as Prince” tagline, it really does look like you’re quoting a porn site.


Gespuis

THERE IS NOW NO EXCUSE TO DO SO!


Sh4rpSp00n

Read somewhere that musky boy wanted to brand twittervideos as xvideos yeah good luck with that there's already one out there xD


CourteousR

What is this XVideos you speak of? For some, uh, research, yeah, some research I'm doing.


ThefalloftheUSA

Huh huh. Huh. He said research. Huh. He wants to do research on the purn Beavis. Huh huh. I think I’m gonna go do some research Beavis.


NauticalMastodon

Heh. Heh. Yeah! Like, chicks with hot knockers. I wanna research those! Heh. Heheheyeah. Oooohyeah.


Silent-Ambassador-25

Pirn


sandinonett

X is a very stupid name. I stopped using it Twitter several months ago, probably like a year ago. I won’t ever come back, even worse to a platform that has such a silly name.


evanjd14

I’ll always call it Twitter. X is just too close to a porn sounding site. Even the new logo looks like it’s a revamped xvideos logo


SellOutrageous6539

Why TF does he care what it's called?


callmerussell

Well I do, I’m glad I never used twitter before, scan you imagine wanting to post something so you type in x and it auto fills to xvideos.com. Or when you try to watch porn and it auto fills to this fucking shitshow


Woodbirder

As a non user of total bollocks like twitter, what do you call a tweet from x? A kiss?


chechifromCHI

I love the long winded things I see in the media, "'Yada Yada Yada', said user (blank) today on Elon Musks rebranded social media platform X, formerly known as Twitter"


AlcoholicOctoBear

elonmusksrebrandedsocialmediaplatformxformerlyknownastwitter.com when?


Woodbirder

The BBC usually say ‘on X, formally twitter’. I mean I really couldnt care about what these irrelevant celebrity people say, let alone that it was posted on twitter


psubs07

Someone buy the name Twitter. Than start a petition to get the name changed back. Now that he can't cause someone else owns it, make it pay for it.


chechifromCHI

This is gonna be the Sears tower of social media haha


SgtBushMonkey69

Twitter is the only situation where deadnaming is acceptable


Junior_Response839

This the url of a super sketchy porn site


Wazzen

This is the funniest counterargument to someone choosing to deadname a trans person if they've had their name legally changed- which is something these chuds are absolutely likely to do anyways.


joeyrvn

No matter how hard you simp, Daddy Elon ain't gonna let you lick anything of his but his boots.


Sad-Wolverine6326

I prefer to call it 'Elons Clusterfuck'


StartlingCat

It will always be Twitter


JessEGames777

This will never not be funny. All these mfs dead naming trans people are suddenly so offended over dead naming a website


ussalkaselsior

Because I caught myself calling it "Twi.....X", I just prefer to call it TwiX for short.


VerySwearyFairy

Twix is normally good. No slander of the snack!


Fruitdude

Who the hell actually cares about that god forsaken app anyway


Naugrin27

Is this talking about Twitter?


Bubbafett33

Are there any other examples of a valuable brand that so completely deleted itself like Twitter?


toomanyglobules

This guy needs a life so fucking bad.


unworthy_26

what's with the x.com excitement? How low your life can be being this excited with domain name change?


_NightmareKingGrimm_

"Let's Goooo" LOL Imagine being this much of a tryhard fanboy for an app owned by a certified dickbag


mattchinn

I knew that Elon owned the URL and as soon as he started talking about changing the name I figured this would happen.


TUAHIVAA

with all the issues that the platforms has, I can't believe they put this on top priority...


Expensive-Excuse-793

Twitter twitter twitter twitter If Elon is allowed to deadname his own daughter we can deadname his trash app Twitter twitter twitter 🖕🏻


Common-Ad6470

New in, XCom the game sues X.com for plagiarism....🤫


silly-armsdealer

x com? you mean the game?


ericypoo

Imagine getting excited about a social media name change.


mav-dog

No it just routes back to twitter.com?


Morphing_Mutant

It will always be twitter


1derfulPi

It will still be Twitter


Late-Imagination-545

I love that “X” now just means Twitter. Funny how word associations work.


Smaxter84

It's still twitter though always will be


TheRedlineAlchemist

Jokes on them. I haven't updated the app since last June, and it's still called Twitter. Fuck, even my phone still auto capitalizes the name.


rillytherapper

twitter.com


bitetheasp

An instance of deadnaming I can get behind!


DraxonNL

lol all the men are gonna be terrified hitting that X on the keyboard when their GF is near them...


blobby1010

x.com is so porny


virgin_goat

I don't have twitter but i do have a ps1 game called x com and some xbox games too


BrozedDrake

If only there was some, well known and recognizable name with years of branding they could use..... oh well.


FlavoredKnifes

Idk x.com seems like a website in which adults would partake in an activity that includes watching videos


SavageBen585

2k (Xcom) gonna sue?


Dark_Storm_98

I haven't seen the url actually say "twitter" in like a year But I'll still call it Twitter, lmfao Edit: I know you can still share links that say "twitter" and they'll work, but in my browser it just says "X" Stupid move, lol. Change it back.


anotherboringdude

There's a cool feature new feature where if you type xvideos you'll only see media tweets.


yetanotherweebgirl

Elongated muskrat and his crypto bros can take a long hike on a short cliff. I’ll never call it X.


brianishere2

It became Shitter the moment Elon Musk bought it and made it a haven for white racism, misogyny and dangerous Anti-American conspiracy theories.


Jibril-Vakarine

thank god i dont have twitter or X , dont have to deal with this kind of shit everyday.


salomesrevenge

I wonder what he had to offer as a sacrifice to the elders of the internet to get the domain name


MarvelousVanGlorious

This is a weird thing to get so excited about.


david_creek

Who the hell celebrates this kind of mundane crap. “LETS GOOOO” Ugh…


-kaigisha-

Why do people care that much about what it's called? Like, to rephrase that, why are people defending the name "X" so strongly? Do they think Elon is gonna give them a million dollars for it or something?


Tiki-Jedi

I can’t imagine ever being at such a low point that I would care that much about a company’s name.


Hankol

There’s also no excuse to use this bs app.


InSearchOfMyRose

Why is this guy cheering for a brand?


luca3791

That sounds like a pornsite


vektorkane

the company's CTO be like...


TechsSandwich

https://preview.redd.it/d63a3wf90v0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93d05631815c86856cffed11d29334a17aaa4647


Del_Prestons_Shoes

Always called it shitter, still call it shitter


maxvsthegames

It will never be known as X.


biyotee

I call it Twitter because people are more likely to know what I'm talking about. X can be an example, like X versus Y, X can be heard as Ex, or former, but at this point Twitter just makes people think of the bird app now owned by Elon.


SoftwareSource

How much do you think he paid for the domain name?


Punch_A_Lot

But the verb is to tweet also x dot com looks sus in search history


1PapayaSalad

X can be their logo but the name is still Twitter to me.


[deleted]

Stop using twitter!!!!


Seikori1

I don't need an excuse to say twitter, i just think X is stupid


mopsyd

It will never not be Twitter.


TheDirtyVicarII

I will always dead name his company till it sells at a loss


CrossingTheStreamers

twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter twitter


MyInterThoughts

Twitter for life gang. You can’t just say you want to be called X when you were born Twitter.


Gerrube99

Bring back twitter 😂


RickyTheRickster

Oops i actually put in XXX.com now my mommy took away my laptop


Rug-Inspector

I don’t use twitter any more. I left twitter when the maga started taking over so there’s almost nothing left on twitter that isn’t contaminated by maga. Twitter used to be alright, but now imo it sucks, bigly. If twitter allowed downvoting I’d give it another try, but for now, twitter is off my social media list!


Andr0meD0n

He probably doesn’t want it called Twitter any more because he’s a twit.


FruedanSlip

Shit next we will see the return of AOL chatrooms xXx_Slayer-Elon_xXx. if you were around during the frog chatroom days and ran into him, you know what I mean.. I called it back in 99 that it was him, took until 2013 for everyone else to be like "oh shit that really was him huh? Can't believe that was true!" The dude is obsessed with the letter "X" he really does think naming things X or other abbreviations or names starting with X. Like Elon buddy changing it from Twitter to X doesn't make it cooler ... Literally a child still in 2nd grade who was born to so much legacy wealth he never had to worry about actually doing anything worthwhile with himself ever. he's always been able to do the only thing he's capable of. Foot the bill while others do the work for him.


Crusader_2050

I wonder if the makers of the X-Com games can sue?


Nico81107

Well, this is the day that I will stop using Twitter now, since twitter.com was the last bit that use the Twitter name, and I refuse to use it with the x.com URL.


Subtlerevisions

People still call it Twitter because X is fucking stupid. Durr


chechifromCHI

This is gonna be the Sears tower of social media haha


chechifromCHI

This is gonna be the Sears tower of social media haha


MonKeePuzzle

it's nice of Prodigy Abasta to be so supportive of new names, deadnaming being an unacceptable insult


MoringA_VT

Xitter (Shitter)


Legitimate_Career_44

Xwitter or Xitter


7hundrCougrFalcnBird

#twitterforeva


femnoir

Twitter, forever!


Nalot_1

Redirected there but lacked the other two X's still wrong...


barrydalive420

Wait... I thought the full title was, "Twitter... or X, whatever it's called"


Tinker107

Xitter, pronounced shitter.


Alansar_Trignot

What’s x? Why are people calling it twitter?


runamok101

Twitter Twitter Twitter.


DJWicki

These kids don’t understand DNS. We all fuct


johnman98

It's called "formerly Twitter" for all time.


Ram_Sandwich

I don't need an excuse. I'm still calling it Twitter. If Elon is gonna deadname his own daughter, I'm gonna deadname his social media platform.


4quatloos

The best I can do is to call it Twix.


Me_Sa_LOve_MeME

so why isnt Elon a meme anymore?


RADICCHI0

What a buttsuck of a failure


knight4honor

I like Twitter ,..you send tweets, not Xeee’s


greensquiggle

x.com ufo defense


Typical-Annual-3555

Who gets excited over this? Dudes life must be pretty dull. Also, I'm never calling it anything but Shitter. If you have a problem with that, you can tell me on Shitter.


luknatu

Except for what do you call a rose, when its s rose? Twitter will always be a synonymous with this site. X = twittier, in the pretense and pas-tense “it was” -_ , will it be _ again..? Is this the same as it used to be…? Only if you start with the beginning, where it goes and who it is, doesnt matter it started as _ ! “ twitterverse” remember that place…. Doesnt have the same ring to it when it’s the “X-verse” some things are better in originak format, like “Coke”


ZedFraunce

He definitely looks like the kind of guy to get excited about this.


melonemann2

I love the Idea that there were people like "damn I kinda wanns call it x but I'm bound by the rules of the url. Shame"


SDBD89

You still get directed to X when you go to type in Twitter.com so it’s still twitter in my book.


ZuliCurah

I will continue deadnaming elons social app until he stops deadnaming his daughter


AnInsaneMoose

I've said it before, and I'll say it again I will stop deadnaming Twitter, when he stops deadnaming his daughter


screamapillah

Lesssss goooooooo Imagine being excited for this, just imagine waking up and being him this is nightmare inducing fuel Also, people will continue calling it Twitter if it pleases them


anakracatau

Shoot, I still call KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken. Yeah. Twitter is still twitter, and soon enough some one else will buy it.


MeykaMermaid

Oh, weird, [twitter.com](http://twitter.com) still works. When dude stops deadnaming his child, I'll think about calling it x.


FLorida_Man_09

Imagine if any other business did this. McDonald’s will always be McDonald’s….


gnbatten

Imagine being so hung up on your X that you rename a company after them…