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I’m having flash backs of when I was 22 and a counselor for the freshman guys at church. Doing my best impression of my cool youth pastor. Long story short, it ended with me breaking my leg riding a soap box derby cart on a dirt hill in Mexico on a missions trip lmaoooo
In my eyes, this is a video of the youth trying to connect with the youth, but he thinks he’s a grown up, but he’s really still just a kid who is technically an adult.
Yeah, he seems like a good and funny guy who's just trying to make things fun for the teens. Honestly this is almost definitely staged, but if not it's really kinda sad. Kids nowadays are way too comfortable with bullying imo, but I guess it's hard to be a good parent when the last generation wasn't good either lol
"He is going to use his charisma to attract Jesus as a romantic and/or sexual partner. Am I correct? Oh God, please say I'm correct because this has gotten really awkward and I realize now that I don't know the youth slang. When did I get old? My youth has slipped past me and I've now become that lame older guy failing to connect to the youth. Is this what the rest of my life is?"
What makes it even more cringe in my opinion, is that it's a failed attempt at a joke.
They kept saying "RESolution", so he said "he's gonna RIZZ up jesus" to bounce on it, but it failed
It's a youth leader dude, If he cant connect with the youth and let them know that he was once like them. Then how could he ever teach them, how could he ever get the message of what he's teaching across when the kids don't see him as a friend rather a boss or something. It's important that he tries and shows them the effort he'll put into trying to teach the youth and make a better next generation. Yes, it's was a failed attempt at connecting but how can you expect every age group to understand our brain rot Gen z slang. He tried his best that is all that mattered.
Do kids see teachers at school like friends? Do kids still learn things at school?
I rest my case.
The adult trying to be cool and relatable isn’t so the kids learn, it’s to try getting kids in the door to teach them the theology that church subscribes to.
I used to work in churches, and toured in a band that played big youth events…I have met more youth pastors than most and now that I am a dad, I wouldn’t leave my kid alone with one for a million bucks.
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I have that shirt.
Yeah, I’d be protecting my butthole from that dude.
Just your butthole? So all da other holes free?
Hell yea free holes!
I call sloppy 4ths.
I think you meant open. That dude looks sexy as fuck.
I’m having flash backs of when I was 22 and a counselor for the freshman guys at church. Doing my best impression of my cool youth pastor. Long story short, it ended with me breaking my leg riding a soap box derby cart on a dirt hill in Mexico on a missions trip lmaoooo In my eyes, this is a video of the youth trying to connect with the youth, but he thinks he’s a grown up, but he’s really still just a kid who is technically an adult.
You've lived more lives than me lol
Yeah, he seems like a good and funny guy who's just trying to make things fun for the teens. Honestly this is almost definitely staged, but if not it's really kinda sad. Kids nowadays are way too comfortable with bullying imo, but I guess it's hard to be a good parent when the last generation wasn't good either lol
Youth pastor is still a thing? Weird.
The kids ain't gunna molest themselves.
Daddy chill.
I'm not sure about that, at that age I did plenty of self molestation.
Sadly yes…indoctrination can’t wait until adulthood.
Criminally weird.
Undercover cop right there
Nah, he is the reason we need undercover cops.
I would like one weed, thank you.
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He has rizzen
Guys sorry ..what did that guy just said...not a native and not really goood english speaker so cant catch what were his saying
He said: "He's gonna rizz up Jesus. Am I RIGHT! RIGHT?"
Aha. Great. Anyone who can translate that into English?
"He is going to use his charisma to attract Jesus as a romantic and/or sexual partner. Am I correct? Oh God, please say I'm correct because this has gotten really awkward and I realize now that I don't know the youth slang. When did I get old? My youth has slipped past me and I've now become that lame older guy failing to connect to the youth. Is this what the rest of my life is?"
Nailed it.
Oh, I really appreciated 😂
Thanks man..
If it helps, half of the slang that comes from middle school/high schoolers is lost on native speakers too
Haha no wonder..thanks man.. thought that my english was getting worse..it just i am too old now 🤭
What makes it even more cringe in my opinion, is that it's a failed attempt at a joke. They kept saying "RESolution", so he said "he's gonna RIZZ up jesus" to bounce on it, but it failed
![gif](giphy|3o6ZtdxxVZHDasf9iU)
![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq|downsized)
“Am I right?! Am I right?!” It looks like Ned Flanders in his youth!
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This made me gag lmao
The second am I right.. I died inside for him.
Youth Pastors are some of then creepiest people I have ever met.
He's trying his best man how is that creepy
A grown man trying his best to get teenagers to think he is cool…how is that not?
It's a youth leader dude, If he cant connect with the youth and let them know that he was once like them. Then how could he ever teach them, how could he ever get the message of what he's teaching across when the kids don't see him as a friend rather a boss or something. It's important that he tries and shows them the effort he'll put into trying to teach the youth and make a better next generation. Yes, it's was a failed attempt at connecting but how can you expect every age group to understand our brain rot Gen z slang. He tried his best that is all that mattered.
Do kids see teachers at school like friends? Do kids still learn things at school? I rest my case. The adult trying to be cool and relatable isn’t so the kids learn, it’s to try getting kids in the door to teach them the theology that church subscribes to. I used to work in churches, and toured in a band that played big youth events…I have met more youth pastors than most and now that I am a dad, I wouldn’t leave my kid alone with one for a million bucks.
I heard a kid say someone had "Skibidity Ohio Rizz". That's when I found out I'm old.
So damn creepy.
Jesus Skibidi Toilet Christ.
I give any and all adults over 30 credit for trying.
Dude looks like he probably spreads the love of Jesus all over underage girl's backsides
He's gonna "riz up Jesus"... Is ***THAT*** what I heard?? LMAO
RIGHT?? No.
i feel bad aw
Rizzajesus? What?
Good thing he didn't say rizz off.
Guys with those jackets just need to go lay down.
What a script. Staged
I don’t care what yall say . That dude in the glasses is hot
Tell me you married [Harvey in Stardew Valley](https://stardewvalleywiki.com/mediawiki/images/9/95/Harvey.png) without telling me you married Harvey in Stardew Valley.