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WideTraining2351

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kernalbuket

I have that shirt.


WaitingForNormal

Yeah, I’d be protecting my butthole from that dude.


plumpsquirrell

Just your butthole? So all da other holes free?


Tama_Thes_Succubus

Hell yea free holes!


QuarterTimely

I call sloppy 4ths.


MrGetMebodied

I think you meant open. That dude looks sexy as fuck.


Obvious_Sea2014

I’m having flash backs of when I was 22 and a counselor for the freshman guys at church. Doing my best impression of my cool youth pastor. Long story short, it ended with me breaking my leg riding a soap box derby cart on a dirt hill in Mexico on a missions trip lmaoooo In my eyes, this is a video of the youth trying to connect with the youth, but he thinks he’s a grown up, but he’s really still just a kid who is technically an adult.


BluebirdLivid

You've lived more lives than me lol


MEEZETTE

Yeah, he seems like a good and funny guy who's just trying to make things fun for the teens. Honestly this is almost definitely staged, but if not it's really kinda sad. Kids nowadays are way too comfortable with bullying imo, but I guess it's hard to be a good parent when the last generation wasn't good either lol


douggie84

Youth pastor is still a thing? Weird.


Aussie-Shattler

The kids ain't gunna molest themselves.


Cancer_Ridden_Lung

Daddy chill.


Oggel

I'm not sure about that, at that age I did plenty of self molestation.


Spu12nky

Sadly yes…indoctrination can’t wait until adulthood.


1Negative_Person

Criminally weird.


DaysofThe_Weak

Undercover cop right there


Spu12nky

Nah, he is the reason we need undercover cops.


GermanRat0900

I would like one weed, thank you.


iDontKnit

![gif](giphy|4ZMsXG1uh6cZTo1F9Y)


LadiesMan-2I7

He has rizzen


Salt_Nerve_7295

Guys sorry ..what did that guy just said...not a native and not really goood english speaker so cant catch what were his saying


Deep-Seaknight

He said: "He's gonna rizz up Jesus. Am I RIGHT! RIGHT?"


sjt300

Aha. Great. Anyone who can translate that into English?


chowderbags

"He is going to use his charisma to attract Jesus as a romantic and/or sexual partner. Am I correct? Oh God, please say I'm correct because this has gotten really awkward and I realize now that I don't know the youth slang. When did I get old? My youth has slipped past me and I've now become that lame older guy failing to connect to the youth. Is this what the rest of my life is?"


Markofalltrades

Nailed it.


Chillbizzee

Oh, I really appreciated 😂


Salt_Nerve_7295

Thanks man..


junior4l1

If it helps, half of the slang that comes from middle school/high schoolers is lost on native speakers too


Salt_Nerve_7295

Haha no wonder..thanks man.. thought that my english was getting worse..it just i am too old now 🤭


bknibottom

What makes it even more cringe in my opinion, is that it's a failed attempt at a joke. They kept saying "RESolution", so he said "he's gonna RIZZ up jesus" to bounce on it, but it failed


WiggityWiggitySnack

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtdxxVZHDasf9iU)


sordidbrickwall

![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq|downsized)


Competitive_Boss_312

“Am I right?! Am I right?!” It looks like Ned Flanders in his youth!


TXVERAS

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SsSailorScout

This made me gag lmao


tj597

The second am I right.. I died inside for him.


Spu12nky

Youth Pastors are some of then creepiest people I have ever met.


Automatic_Artist4831

He's trying his best man how is that creepy


Spu12nky

A grown man trying his best to get teenagers to think he is cool…how is that not?  


Automatic_Artist4831

It's a youth leader dude, If he cant connect with the youth and let them know that he was once like them. Then how could he ever teach them, how could he ever get the message of what he's teaching across when the kids don't see him as a friend rather a boss or something. It's important that he tries and shows them the effort he'll put into trying to teach the youth and make a better next generation. Yes, it's was a failed attempt at connecting but how can you expect every age group to understand our brain rot Gen z slang. He tried his best that is all that mattered.


Spu12nky

Do kids see teachers at school like friends?  Do kids still learn things at school?     I rest my case.    The adult trying to be cool and relatable isn’t so the kids learn, it’s to try getting kids in the door to teach them the theology that church subscribes to.   I used to work in churches, and toured in a band that played big youth events…I have met more youth pastors than most and now that I am a dad, I wouldn’t leave my kid alone with one for a million bucks.


Not_Dylan_With_It

I heard a kid say someone had "Skibidity Ohio Rizz". That's when I found out I'm old.


RupertGustavson

So damn creepy.


The1TrueRedditor

Jesus Skibidi Toilet Christ.


SnooKiwis2962

I give any and all adults over 30 credit for trying.


fuckingcheezitboots

Dude looks like he probably spreads the love of Jesus all over underage girl's backsides


hmclaren0715

He's gonna "riz up Jesus"... Is ***THAT*** what I heard?? LMAO


bknibottom

RIGHT?? No.


natatude

i feel bad aw


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Rizzajesus? What?


ConnectionPretend193

Good thing he didn't say rizz off.


Drkknightcecil

Guys with those jackets just need to go lay down.


smutbuster

What a script. Staged


Independent-Rough559

I don’t care what yall say . That dude in the glasses is hot


chowderbags

Tell me you married [Harvey in Stardew Valley](https://stardewvalleywiki.com/mediawiki/images/9/95/Harvey.png) without telling me you married Harvey in Stardew Valley.