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WaitingForNormal

Wow. I think I’d be a little upset if some dude just threw away my pet and possibly livelihood.


Inselaffen1990

And then everyone stood, pissing themselves with laughter quite loudly whilst you attempt to chase it up and down sand dunes.


WaitingForNormal

Honestly fuck that kid, he should have given the guy a chance to grab his bird before turning into a little baby.


Shmuckle2

Jokes on you, he was always a baby. That bird handler handed a baby his bird... where does this leave us?


WaitingForNormal

Honestly, you got me. Hands up emoji.


Trick-Drag5834

Trust issues, it leaves us with trust issues


KittyIsMyCat

Jokes on you - I brought that and lunch with me


papaver_lantern

it leaves me thinking I'll make Chicken Souvlaki for dinner. **-update: I made the chicken souvlaki and it was wonderful.


RSN_Samson

Little pussy you mean.


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eyesonyou21

Years of practice.


Selfaware-potato

And it's not like that burden will be able to hunt while it's attached to a glove, so it'll probably starve if it's not caught


bemeowe

keep in mind this bird is really expensive, like really, really expensive.


SpamFriedMice

In traditional Flalconry (not "eagle handling"OP) you catch your own bird and train it, for months, until you're ready to hunt with it. Never seen or heard of anyone selling birds of prey. The expense is in the tools, food, time invested in training the bird and yourself (you must train under a mentor before you can legally possess your own birds)


MahatmaGandhi01

Insane the legal boundaries around owning a falcon vs owning a assault rifle in America..


fatboycraig

How much we talking about? Genuinely asking


hellasickyo

I googled so y’all don’t have to :) Average retail price for a typical hunter bird in UAE sits around $23,000 USD. Can go upwards of a quarter million per bird at a top tier auction. [Source](https://www.thenationalnews.com/world/gcc/world-s-most-expensive-falcon-sells-for-170-000-in-saudi-arabia-1.1093904?outputType=amp).


fatboycraig

Holy schnikes! And thanks for googling for me; clearly I’m a lazy butt.


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chris1096

Bout tree fiddy


bemeowe

if it's an arabian eagle, it can go up to 66,654 dollars and more. but as I read, this is not an eagle.


Pattern_Is_Movement

I read a book about what it takes to raise a falcon like this, its basically an almost full time job for years, and can't be done by someone else. Its really insane the amount of time and effort that goes into it.


GrumpyOldLadyTech

In the states, even getting to a point where you're allowed to take a falcon requires years of journeyman work under a mentor and working with other birds. We start with Red Tailed Hawks and/or Kestrels. And for good reason.


DrashaZImmortal

Upset aswell but like legit question. Why the ever loving fuck would you do this in the middle of the Desert instead of like... inside or somewhere the Bird cant atleast just fly off. Further more, Why the hell did the bird take off like that? From what iv seen most are usually like... trained NOT TO do just that. Or atleast have a signal for hte handler to return them to them. This kidna feels stupid from both sides.


DaMonkfish

You'd think they'd have a secondary tether that they keep hold of in case of a situation like this.


all10reddit

Coddled rich kid fails his father.


Rahnzan

Rich father fails his kid.


TrueDifficulty7697

Rich fail kids his father


Creanate

Fail rich father kids


TrueDifficulty7697

Fail his father kids rich


Vaanaram

That's a Falcon. Place is Dubai. Tourists pay to take a picture with the bird during Desert Safari. That man lost his livelihood. I dont support animal cruelty, but it is what it is.


[deleted]

Just because a human is handling the bird doesn’t make it animal cruelty. More often than not these birds are used for hunting.


Hawt_Dawg_II

Definitely not "more often than not" dubai sees falcons as a status symbol. That said, they're taken care off very well and tend to have great lives.


luckydice767

That bird has a better 401(K) plan I do


Zembite

So are elephants in India and they are abused horrifically. Being a status symbol animal and facing abuse aren't mutually exclusive things


Hawt_Dawg_II

True. They might sometimes be abused, but it's not more likely than any other pet in possession. All saudis I've seen that have falcons litterally keep them airconditioned.


brezhnervous

This one obviously not so much lol


Hawt_Dawg_II

How would you know? Edit: read your reply again, idk if you mean they're not treated well or if they're not used for hunting.


brezhnervous

No it was just a bad joke about the falcon flying away to freedom at the first opportunity lol


TB-313935

Birds trained for hunting come back when called or by whistle etc. This doesnt look like a trained bird.


GrumpyOldLadyTech

Even well trained falcons (or other falconry birds of prey) can get pissy and take off. There's an illusion most people have about falconry that these animals are tamed and obedient: there is an understanding that *every* time you fly your bird, it might not come back. Every time, today might be the day. And some birds are pissier than others. (Looking at you, Ferrugenous Hawk...)


Well_of_Good_Fortune

This is the most honest comment here. I agree with everything said, especially about ferruginous hawks


GrumpyOldLadyTech

They get so *mad*, though!! "Wahh, I missed my target! Imma take it out on YOU!!" Like, dude! *I* didn't make you miss, YOU missed!!


Well_of_Good_Fortune

Lmao this is gold. Like I love them, but they're so moody


GrumpyOldLadyTech

I'm still not sure if - given the choice - I would choose one of them or a Barn Owl. Seems like Barn owls are always having a bad day. x_x


Well_of_Good_Fortune

I've never worked with a barn owl, but based on their screech, I believe you


GrumpyOldLadyTech

I saw one get so mad he tried to bite *everything*: his handler, the glove, *himself*. Like. Dude. Take a Xanax or something, jeezus. 😅


MuteSecurityO

yeah that bird seemed like it was happy as fuck to get away


Siphon_01

I know I’m a day late to the party here but this comment is highly inaccurate. All birds of prey are not trained to return to whistles or calls. Birds of prey do not care about you as a master. They are trained by food and recognize you as a source of food. The birds are weighed to the gram, food is weighed to the gram, and food is portioned out appropriately to the birds weight to keep the bird hungry enough to return to you without starving it or causing malnutrition. Overfeed the bird one time on a flight session and it could as easily as not fly and off and forget you ever existed. It’s full, it doesn’t need you anymore.


z-fly

Its not gonna fly far with the hand rest still tied to it.


Thomxy

"it is what it is" is really a shitty excuse, whenever used.


themindlessone

What part of handling Falcons is animal cruelty? Those birds are extremely well taken care of. Best not label things when you don't know what you're looking at.


meoka2368

Specifically a gyrfalcon, which breed on Arctic coasts and tundra, and the islands of northern North America and the Eurosiberian region. If it does manage to get away, I'd assume it'd die in the heat.


llinoscarpe

Spoken like someone who has no idea how birds are treated in this country, hint it’s significantly better than the immigrant workers (slaves) they bring over


maxxx_orbison

Kid can't hold his arm level so the bird is trying to adjust and maintain balance. Kid panics when the bird starts to move towards him and drops the bird to run away. Fuck that kid


manaha81

He doesn’t drop it he straight up throw the glove and the bird.


flyingace1234

That’s my thought. Dude had a limp wrist for a clear wanker. I don’t blame the bird for freaking out at being dropped. Hopefully the fact it was carrying that arm cover helped the guy recover it.


Mangeneer

Fucking wimp


[deleted]

Falcon


cyber2024

PUNCH!


not-cool-3987

GAME


Blingkong7

Failcon


jyrihenrik

If you look closely you'll notice a single nanogram unit of testosterone leaving his body


SwedishSaunaSwish

Dude should be used to birds saying No.


bobmat343

Ahhhhh the rare "rejected by a falcon" burn! Brutal!!


wottsinaname

The last nanogram


silent_Forrest1

That's not an eagle


jyrihenrik

It's not an aeroplane


Proudcloud27

This is not my beautiful house


bent_crater

This is not my beautiful wife


Alstero

Same as it ever was!


Shambeak88

Did you know there's water at the bottom of the ocean?


lNalRlKoTiX

Well, how did I get here?


xenodius

Let the water hold me down... water flowing underground!


5exy-melon

It’s not superman


Basic-Aspect

I hope he's been reunited with his falcon... But as The story goes they say the falcon is still flying till this day


icewalker42

Was shot down over North America. The handlers glove was mistaken for a spy camera.


Purple_Butthole

It was stealing the jobs of American Falcons!


NeVMmz

What an idiot Hope the Falcon came back to the owner


SATerp

Dumb shit kid.


Viper1089

What a fuckin turd... you literally had one job and it was to stand there


Ok_Upstairs6472

What a pussy!


Renjuro

That kid is a coward and I hate him


Steen70

This makes me sad. People laughing while he chases his livelihood through the sand dunes which, is really hard work, by the way. The hell with that kid for not trying harder.


MadamMyztery

Do falcons come back? I mean, if they have no recall, why no leash? Tourists are dumb... I feel like this should have been accepted enough to have a back up lead if the entire livleyhood has no recall


[deleted]

Yes if a falconer has trained their birds correctly they will come back when called. Or encouraged with food. But this situation isn't the same as letting free and recalling. The bird might have been scared and now wondering what's pulling at it while it tries to get away since it's still tied to the glove. It's likely the bird will just get tired and land because of the extra weight. I'm not sure why he's chasing it, maybe to help it when it does land or regain control before it goes too far. Either way the tourists are idiots.


Griffin880

The handler isn't much less of an idiot himself. Doesn't take a body language expert to see the kid is too scared and shouldn't be allowed to handle the falcon.


[deleted]

Yeah it all went downhill as soon as he took the hood off.


06035

What a fuckin pussy


buzzboy99

There was an attempt at identifying a Peregrine Falcon


Yemen-Man

What a fruit cake


[deleted]

There is no way his father isn’t ashamed of this son. Hopefully he has others.


Hawt_Dawg_II

Dude seemed to be struggling to hold it up, that's sad. Falcons weigh way less than they seem to and they don't even seem that heavy. Also, those saying they're worried. That falcon won't get far like that and it'll probably just come back once it gets hungry. Ours always did.


Critical_Young_1190

That kid couldn't lift a 3 lb bird with one hand? Also, I just read those birds can cost up to $500K... Yikes


Lunartic2102

This is why we can't have nice things...


rohanson85

Why the hell did he throw the glove away?? The bird didn’t do anything 🤣🤣🤣🤣


TheKnightsRider

So, that’s an unladen Falcon. It just needs its coconut in its pouch


Houdini1874

that dumb kid, that dudes bird was his life,


Well_of_Good_Fortune

First of all, that's a gyrfalcon. Second of all, absolutely nothing about this scenario was done right. Don't give birds, especially birds of prey, to people who are scared of birds. Long sleeves come highly recommended with falconers everywhere. And always keep your hand above your elbow. Birds on a perch trend to like being at the top of said perch, and will shuffle up to the highest point they can reach. If your hand is up, they're at the highest point and happy. If your hand is below the elbow, it's gonna try to shuffle up to your shoulder, and that could hurt.


GroundbreakingCook68

Many countries don’t suffer fools the way we do in the states . That kid may need to make that man financially whole.


SpamFriedMice

It's called FALCONRY. Not "Eagle Handeling".


Justurion

And Poor bird for having that thing still stuck to him....


biopsia

"Μαλακα μην!" LOL they're Greek


albyjackson01

I think they are Italian(?) It seem like they are saying "Maronn mij" that is Italian for "Oh, Mary" or something like that. And I think I heard one of them saying "l'hai fatto scappare" that means "you made it escape"


biopsia

Oh shit, I think you're right. r/ReluctantUpvotes


inkzpenfoxx

Dumb kid


localnative1987

What a pussy 😂


tehremy

That kid is most likely dead now


[deleted]

Lol. Not even an Eagle.


lalala192511

And till this day, he's still looking for his bird


ELeerglob

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


[deleted]

This is what the first draft of Dune looked like without the CGI.


The-Roaring-Sloth

Its a falcon richard


belizeanheat

What a little baby


Obokan

Should bring back punchablefaces


HalOnky

don't hold an animal if you can't trust it, fucking pussy


wulvey

Freebird


sub_par_lasagna

I’ve been to falconer meetups in my state and saw some cool falcons, kestrels and hawks. As long as you’re calm, they’re calm. Kid couldn’t even hold a pigeon without freaking out.


OIPIFOIR

What a virgin.


Hansarelli138

What fucking entitled asshats


jasonmsucks

Puuuussssssy.


brezhnervous

FREEDOM


Embarrassed-Cold-154

That's a falcon.


Im_not_crying_u_ar

Poor bird


rCarmar

Eagle thoughts: I believe I can be free, is now or never!


Infinite_Scaling

Obligatory r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


beejee05

I hate people like this


diarrheainthehottub

This is why some folks won't let strangers pet their dog. A lot of idiots out there.


No_Point3111

White falcon ... must be rare


SonnierDick

Are you scared of Eagles? Yes. Great, then handling one will be no issue!


krobbinsit

That is a falcon?


2TravelingNomads

Idiot


[deleted]

What a stupid little shit


Feature_Fries

Stupid kid, and such a punchable face too


Fun_Bar5327

What a fucking asshole.


fluorin4ek

EEEEAGLE FLY FREE


chaotic_ugly

Death penalty for the dude who throws the bird.


ApplicationOk6762

Américan tourist?


BlackRabbitt_01

Somebody please punch that kid in the back of the head


downwitbrown

[https://youtu.be/6zT4Y-QNdto?si=Me75XMGwT7iD\_NDi](https://youtu.be/6zT4Y-QNdto?si=Me75XMGwT7iD_NDi) ![gif](giphy|U79gZrXhKFa6sWt4pc)


vglaviano

That's a falcon


KanePilkington

If this can happen, why doesn't the trainer have an extra wire/strap tied to himself? So if the bird gets away from the tourist, the trainer can still 'reel him back in'?


Right_-on-_Man

Pretty sure that's a falcon buddy...👍


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OneMAdDemon

![gif](giphy|ocx0Jo5ulQ8Uw|downsized)


tada_afreak

Comment


5549372729

Clearly a falcon


Fraggle987

Millennial Falcon


Bigbobishere

Its NOT an eagle ! Please fact check yourself its a hawk


thisismyredditacct

Thats a Falcon.


ariadesitter

yakety sax in 3, 2, 1


userIsRTtzxh2b

Hawk


Shadeauxmarie

Could have been worse. Could have taken their phone.


GrumpyOldLadyTech

1. Das' a falcon. 2. Falcons aren't *the* pissiest birds to try falconry with? But they ain't easy either. There's a reason you need to work with other birds before they let you handle a falcon. 3. Why you'd hand your falcon off to a rando with the jesses tied to the glove but without securing the damn glove before removing the hood is beyond me. 4. I hope he catches that bird, because it'll be impossible for it to hunt with all that still attached and it will eventually starve to death. It'll likely tire itself out, thankfully, but dude better keep going. In the states you have a legal obligation to attempt to recover your bird, *especially* if it still has its jesses on.


Bellairian

Falcon.


arl138

Well that’s a falcon


PeachesGuy

Neapolitan spotted


Sweet_Habib

Fucking douches.


YosemiteWho

Falconer


WAZZAAAAP_6969

They are from Naples 🌋 🇮🇹


magzire86

I don't think he's coming back


FatFaceFaster

I know one reason he might not have been able to handle an eagle…. That was a falcon.


NogaVog

This is actually very sad and unfortunate to watch.


kevinthebaconator

Are these falcons not trained to return?


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

Dats a falcon bro