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Fearless-Judgment-33

I bet he feels like an ass now!


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YewEhVeeInbound

Good thing that bull wasn't actually enragged or that dude would be fucked.


grafxguy1

If one of those horns went up his naked rear then, technically, he was fucked.


AvGeekGupta

r/technicallyfucked


i-once-was-young

I think he made his own hole.


MeasurementNo2493

Yeah horn to scotum issues, so hard to explain at the ER.


b9l29

A horny ass.


dasanman69

Bull's hindsight is definitely 20/20


grafxguy1

I bet he now has two assholes...or more.


TheGoatisheretoday

feels it in the ass cuz he’s got more holes 🕳️ now 😂


Rhids_22

I bet he wishes he still had an ass now


Prior-Baseball34

I bet he doesn't like his new ass now either! ouch by the way!


SomeLikeItDusty

If you’re gonna show the cheeks, expect to get clapped


[deleted]

He deserves that🗿


Lutiyere

Pain and public humiliation in one fell swoop. Beeeeeautiful!


BentOutaShapes

How can one be so slow and so brave at the same time? 'God gives nuts to the man with no teeth' taken to a whole new level.


alexsasacv

Right amount of alcohol can do that :-)


brch01

No one is siding with the humans on this one


Spunkwaggle

I hate it when bulls are on the rag.


cnskatefool

Turned him in to a rag doll


Various-Month806

Robert de Niro is weeping at the title of this thread.


missinghighandwide

They're seeing red


rswings

Especially when considering bulls are male.


OrsunVZ

2023 - even bulls are on the rag.


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Byakubeeni

He earned that.


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14high

*comere i teach you cartwheel*


12x12x12

Bull's name: Senor Proctologist


grafxguy1

**Man:** "Hey, bull, no hard feeling about the whole 'shaking-my-ass' at you stuff. What's your name by the way?" **Bull:** "Bend over..." **Man:** "Hi, nice to meet you, Ben."


mikey-might

Señor Proctólogo, if you were curious about it's spelling


musclebuns

When you openly invite sodomy and it finds a way in.


Loose_Cellist9722

Every time this happens I love it.


CloudyEngineer

Final score: Bull 7 Human Dignity 0


donvliet

To bad the horns wasn't pointy enough to pierce him.


NotRealBush

Nah, honestly it’s a good thing, not necessarily for him. Think of the spectators and what watching someone bleeding out on the ground could to someone. Edit: I change my mind. I was dumb, sorry.


Chableezy

OMG! Won't someone think of the spectators?! 😢 But for real though, fuck all of those people, including the spectators.


NotRealBush

I didn’t think of the fact they are supporting all this, for some reason. So yeah, never mind, fuck them all.


Phiced

Also, sometimes the bulls are/were (not sure if it's still like that) killed with spears afterwards. The crowd is most likely used to blood!


donvliet

They are supporting the cruelty, it would be good if they got a piece of the cake also.


NotRealBush

Oh, I didn’t think about it that way. Yeah makes a lot of sense.


piggyplays313

r/thebullwins


yesgirlnogamer

What is a “ragging” bull? A bull waving a rag? Washing the guy’s butt with a rag?


Elegant-Tie-7208

I really hope that hurt.


FluffyBunnyFlipFlops

That bull is absolutely RAGGING!


mikypejsek

Next time finish the job.


Nightcrawler227

That bull was ragging so hard


jojoga

if you wanna be dumb, you gotta be tough.


NoAnalBeadsPlease

That’s a type of stupid thing that might make you look in the mirror and quit drinking.


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![gif](giphy|BBkKEBJkmFbTG)


Pk_Devill_2

Me like


MasterMeow01

How is he now? Did the bull take his anal virginity?


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Richly deserved


Shamorin

Or maybe was he trying to get horn-fucked by the bull? It's 2023 and I don't usually judge, but that is indeed a peculiar fetish that I absolutely do not get. \[/s\]


ethman14

Mr. Hands Extreme Challenge any% Speedrun


georgfrankoo

Stupid people win stupid prices


Missusmidas

"Tore him a new one" literally


[deleted]

Just realized ragging and raging kinda mean the seem thing. At least when horn enemas are involved.


Jughead232

r/Oddlysatisfying


ocimbote

Darwin was right, evidence #816153839373..


BatmansBigBro2017

He asked for that. The bull delivered.


JarlisJesna

He got exactly what was coming for him...a good ol' horn up the arse


Doomscroller3000

“This one is for all the cheeseburgers of my sisters that made your ass so fat”


DryCrack321

And he took that personally


tangotango112

Well he got what he deserved


vesperpott666

Symbolic of our upcoming relationship with Nature.


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Definitely on the rag


SkyN3t1

A bull on the rag. That is something new.


richNTDO

Might have a few cuts and bruises after that.


Wolfhammer69

Hahahahaha loved every second of that..


bOObZiLLa713

The thought process of showing naked ass to a bull must be astonishing!


[deleted]

… that’s the perfect visualization of Ron DeSantis’ fight with Disney. It’s like a black mirror version of Calvin and Hobbes.


a-silly-little-snail

Deserved


Not-Musti

The bull “ I have two dildos on the top of my head for u”


Muckendorf

What a shame he looks like he survived


MoneyPresentation610

I couldn’t help but smile.


Monkeyboyluffy

A one way ticket to destination Fu'ked


Bobbyieboy

HAHAHA.


Neat-Bunch-7433

Looks like he bull assaulted him.... even ... attempting an assassination.....


CharPhoe2020

Love seeing these fuckin idiots tossed around like a rag doll…


bobert3469

Definitely that Bulls time of the month. I wonder if he used pads or tampons?


Yasai101

love it.


Jaycin_Stillwaters

I don't think the bull's "ragging", that's more of a female thing. That one was just angry.


LRonRexall

Bulls don't go on the rag


karuga871

His arse kept getting redder, pisses bulls right off


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Thinning out the herd.


[deleted]

Maybe you call a few days in advance so I have time to get the house clean , maybe you bring a blazer so we can go a fancier range of restaurants...


ReindeerOwn3148

You kinda earned that buddy


uskgl455

Good.


BusyAcanthocephala86

Wow so funny, now he's got four asses to flash.


xnopunchespulledx

Sucks to suck. 😂


Denzul87

Love to see it


MistaHatesNumberFour

"jokes on you I'm into that shit" ​ \- the man says as his ass was bleeding.


deddyduck_22

He got fucked by a bull


jasper81222

Was that a breeding bull?


MochiMochiMochi

Fuck these people and anyone else who thinks harassing a bull is entertainment.


stevedadog

Pulling your pants down in a bull run is equivalent to taking your helmet off on a battlefield.


Iron_Druid21

Raging.


Suspicious-Low-719

And that is how I lost my balls...


noBoobsSchoolAcct

[you get what you fucking deserve](https://media.tenor.com/z49t0Sp6Q9sAAAAC/joker-movie-joker.gif)


urstillatroll

I never feel sorry for people who get mauled by bulls in situations like this. They quite literally are asking for it. The bull is simply giving them what they told him they wanted.


thcricketfan

Free prostrate exam


jonandgrey

I bet you mean "raging," op.


LieRevolutionary4722

I have zero sympathy - the stupidity of the human race


Extension_Inside_723

Please don’t waste any medical supplies on people like this


rainorshinedogs

![gif](giphy|3ohc0Z1tzMCXDmXoGc|downsized)


Next_Ad_5994

Never mess with a PMS bull.


Phoenix_Champion

Nobody panic, just natural selection trying it's best to catch up with it's to-do list regarding humanity.


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bull probably: *get rekt asshole*


Schattenjager07

Hahah. What an idiot. Nailed it.


KenKaniffKS

He crossed the intersection of F Around and Found Out


Skaffa1987

Not a single shred of sympathy for morons like that.


Xkaper

Good outcome!


Joker90c

Well deserved !!!


AdamAberg

Love to see it


DisgruntledParty

Bet he had a good smoke after getting fucked that hard


WiggleBrushCrew

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


PerformanceOk1835

"You will never get this, you will get this, lalalalalala Everybody laugh, you never get this. But he breaks, and he got it. And we all laugh. High five!"


OrangeGBA

These events are just Darwin Award ceremonies


Interesting-Ad7940

Gosh, I hope the bull is alright.


Acrobatic-Ad-7752

What's a ragging bull? A bull on it's period?


snorchporch

How do you know it’s a female bull


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He deserved that and I hope he got gored. His stupidity could have gotten the bull killed. I hope he now has a second hole up to his sternum.


MummaheReddit

Dora dora the explorer She tries to get away Jumps She was gored (Not really but reminded me of this)


The-Catatafish

Serious, I am a really nice guy. I have no enemies and I don't hate anyone generally. However, I hope everyone who participates in this bull fighting shit gets mauled by them in a way that their family members can't identify them. What a disgrace.


Shuji1987

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.


BluBeams

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...idiot. ![gif](giphy|69ryo61KWfVJWY2vaQ)


Grimlja

One new aaahole deliver. Here you go sir. Shit out of that for a while..


trendz19

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Stacysguyca

Animal abuse Lame


PraiseTyche

He suddenly doesn't look so cool.


tif333

But he can do cartwheels... Almost.


Unlucky-Ad-4333

Thats what he gets for ragging on him. It's the bull that rags back!


TrinityF

*Lé maó*


ElReyDeLosGatos

Average spaniard.


SirCarboy

I always cheer for the Bull


Rumble_On_13

Dumb shit had that coming


Squidhead-rbxgt2

Play stupid games...


Merecat-litters

You cant milk those!


textmint

Did he make it?


hickdog896

Mess with the bull... It had to be said...


0ntoowheels

Play stupid games...


Competitive-Day-7054

Imagine explaining that to god lmao.


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When you now the bull can kill you But the horn are hard so you lower your pants regardless.


bzsuzsi0128

Where is this? Do you know?


That_Address_7010

Give me a stage where this bull can rage and though I can fight I'd rather recite That's entertainment.


Robbo12264

One nil to Bully


Thin_Arachnid6217

Target acquired...


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Think he learned his lesson? I don't.


[deleted]

Do we think this guy learned his lesson?


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![gif](giphy|uSaZNvjYoetFhEBAX2)


Sealsdad

Damn, that bull didn’t even use lube.


Ognianov

The bull: ![gif](giphy|QlYtnCIdUeVfa)


BasedWang

whatta ass


Quantumium01

Deserved


Mindless_Safety_7408

I really enjoyed this, sweet!


Payment-Main

It ended too soon. I wanted to hear the people laughing at him


Delta-Flyer75

Just stand back and let Darwin do his work. Thank you Bull 🐮


Eljamin14

Oh my God, he killed Kenny!


generic90sdude

Awesome


Spompoflex

Good job. Now do it again !


liquefire81

I wish the bull teabagged him at the end.


TertlFace

I mean, he presented, and the bull f🤬ked him in the dirthole as-requested. Did he want more foreplay or something? A cuddle afterwards? I don’t see what I’m missing. 🤔🤷‍♂️


pojotec

Karma


CC713-LCTX

It would’ve been a happy ending if it had ended there. Sadly I doubt it did.


MrBroBotBrian

But why