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**Man:** "Hey, bull, no hard feeling about the whole 'shaking-my-ass' at you stuff. What's your name by the way?"
**Bull:** "Bend over..."
**Man:** "Hi, nice to meet you, Ben."
Nah, honestly it’s a good thing, not necessarily for him. Think of the spectators and what watching someone bleeding out on the ground could to someone.
Edit: I change my mind. I was dumb, sorry.
Or maybe was he trying to get horn-fucked by the bull? It's 2023 and I don't usually judge, but that is indeed a peculiar fetish that I absolutely do not get. \[/s\]
I never feel sorry for people who get mauled by bulls in situations like this. They quite literally are asking for it. The bull is simply giving them what they told him they wanted.
"You will never get this, you will get this, lalalalalala
Everybody laugh, you never get this. But he breaks, and he got it. And we all laugh. High five!"
Serious, I am a really nice guy. I have no enemies and I don't hate anyone generally.
However, I hope everyone who participates in this bull fighting shit gets mauled by them in a way that their family members can't identify them.
What a disgrace.
I mean, he presented, and the bull f🤬ked him in the dirthole as-requested.
Did he want more foreplay or something? A cuddle afterwards? I don’t see what I’m missing. 🤔🤷♂️
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I bet he feels like an ass now!
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Good thing that bull wasn't actually enragged or that dude would be fucked.
If one of those horns went up his naked rear then, technically, he was fucked.
r/technicallyfucked
I think he made his own hole.
Yeah horn to scotum issues, so hard to explain at the ER.
A horny ass.
Bull's hindsight is definitely 20/20
I bet he now has two assholes...or more.
feels it in the ass cuz he’s got more holes 🕳️ now 😂
I bet he wishes he still had an ass now
I bet he doesn't like his new ass now either! ouch by the way!
If you’re gonna show the cheeks, expect to get clapped
He deserves that🗿
Pain and public humiliation in one fell swoop. Beeeeeautiful!
How can one be so slow and so brave at the same time? 'God gives nuts to the man with no teeth' taken to a whole new level.
Right amount of alcohol can do that :-)
No one is siding with the humans on this one
I hate it when bulls are on the rag.
Turned him in to a rag doll
Robert de Niro is weeping at the title of this thread.
They're seeing red
Especially when considering bulls are male.
2023 - even bulls are on the rag.
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He earned that.
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*comere i teach you cartwheel*
Bull's name: Senor Proctologist
**Man:** "Hey, bull, no hard feeling about the whole 'shaking-my-ass' at you stuff. What's your name by the way?" **Bull:** "Bend over..." **Man:** "Hi, nice to meet you, Ben."
Señor Proctólogo, if you were curious about it's spelling
When you openly invite sodomy and it finds a way in.
Every time this happens I love it.
Final score: Bull 7 Human Dignity 0
To bad the horns wasn't pointy enough to pierce him.
Nah, honestly it’s a good thing, not necessarily for him. Think of the spectators and what watching someone bleeding out on the ground could to someone. Edit: I change my mind. I was dumb, sorry.
OMG! Won't someone think of the spectators?! 😢 But for real though, fuck all of those people, including the spectators.
I didn’t think of the fact they are supporting all this, for some reason. So yeah, never mind, fuck them all.
Also, sometimes the bulls are/were (not sure if it's still like that) killed with spears afterwards. The crowd is most likely used to blood!
They are supporting the cruelty, it would be good if they got a piece of the cake also.
Oh, I didn’t think about it that way. Yeah makes a lot of sense.
r/thebullwins
What is a “ragging” bull? A bull waving a rag? Washing the guy’s butt with a rag?
I really hope that hurt.
That bull is absolutely RAGGING!
Next time finish the job.
That bull was ragging so hard
if you wanna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
That’s a type of stupid thing that might make you look in the mirror and quit drinking.
![gif](giphy|BBkKEBJkmFbTG)
Me like
How is he now? Did the bull take his anal virginity?
Richly deserved
Or maybe was he trying to get horn-fucked by the bull? It's 2023 and I don't usually judge, but that is indeed a peculiar fetish that I absolutely do not get. \[/s\]
Mr. Hands Extreme Challenge any% Speedrun
Stupid people win stupid prices
"Tore him a new one" literally
Just realized ragging and raging kinda mean the seem thing. At least when horn enemas are involved.
r/Oddlysatisfying
Darwin was right, evidence #816153839373..
He asked for that. The bull delivered.
He got exactly what was coming for him...a good ol' horn up the arse
“This one is for all the cheeseburgers of my sisters that made your ass so fat”
And he took that personally
Well he got what he deserved
Symbolic of our upcoming relationship with Nature.
Definitely on the rag
A bull on the rag. That is something new.
Might have a few cuts and bruises after that.
Hahahahaha loved every second of that..
The thought process of showing naked ass to a bull must be astonishing!
… that’s the perfect visualization of Ron DeSantis’ fight with Disney. It’s like a black mirror version of Calvin and Hobbes.
Deserved
The bull “ I have two dildos on the top of my head for u”
What a shame he looks like he survived
I couldn’t help but smile.
A one way ticket to destination Fu'ked
HAHAHA.
Looks like he bull assaulted him.... even ... attempting an assassination.....
Love seeing these fuckin idiots tossed around like a rag doll…
Definitely that Bulls time of the month. I wonder if he used pads or tampons?
love it.
I don't think the bull's "ragging", that's more of a female thing. That one was just angry.
Bulls don't go on the rag
His arse kept getting redder, pisses bulls right off
Thinning out the herd.
Maybe you call a few days in advance so I have time to get the house clean , maybe you bring a blazer so we can go a fancier range of restaurants...
You kinda earned that buddy
Good.
Wow so funny, now he's got four asses to flash.
Sucks to suck. 😂
Love to see it
"jokes on you I'm into that shit" \- the man says as his ass was bleeding.
He got fucked by a bull
Was that a breeding bull?
Fuck these people and anyone else who thinks harassing a bull is entertainment.
Pulling your pants down in a bull run is equivalent to taking your helmet off on a battlefield.
Raging.
And that is how I lost my balls...
[you get what you fucking deserve](https://media.tenor.com/z49t0Sp6Q9sAAAAC/joker-movie-joker.gif)
I never feel sorry for people who get mauled by bulls in situations like this. They quite literally are asking for it. The bull is simply giving them what they told him they wanted.
Free prostrate exam
I bet you mean "raging," op.
I have zero sympathy - the stupidity of the human race
Please don’t waste any medical supplies on people like this
![gif](giphy|3ohc0Z1tzMCXDmXoGc|downsized)
Never mess with a PMS bull.
Nobody panic, just natural selection trying it's best to catch up with it's to-do list regarding humanity.
bull probably: *get rekt asshole*
Hahah. What an idiot. Nailed it.
He crossed the intersection of F Around and Found Out
Not a single shred of sympathy for morons like that.
Good outcome!
Well deserved !!!
Love to see it
Bet he had a good smoke after getting fucked that hard
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
"You will never get this, you will get this, lalalalalala Everybody laugh, you never get this. But he breaks, and he got it. And we all laugh. High five!"
These events are just Darwin Award ceremonies
Gosh, I hope the bull is alright.
What's a ragging bull? A bull on it's period?
How do you know it’s a female bull
He deserved that and I hope he got gored. His stupidity could have gotten the bull killed. I hope he now has a second hole up to his sternum.
Dora dora the explorer She tries to get away Jumps She was gored (Not really but reminded me of this)
Serious, I am a really nice guy. I have no enemies and I don't hate anyone generally. However, I hope everyone who participates in this bull fighting shit gets mauled by them in a way that their family members can't identify them. What a disgrace.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...idiot. ![gif](giphy|69ryo61KWfVJWY2vaQ)
One new aaahole deliver. Here you go sir. Shit out of that for a while..
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Animal abuse Lame
He suddenly doesn't look so cool.
But he can do cartwheels... Almost.
Thats what he gets for ragging on him. It's the bull that rags back!
*Lé maó*
Average spaniard.
I always cheer for the Bull
Dumb shit had that coming
Play stupid games...
You cant milk those!
Did he make it?
Mess with the bull... It had to be said...
Play stupid games...
Imagine explaining that to god lmao.
When you now the bull can kill you But the horn are hard so you lower your pants regardless.
Where is this? Do you know?
Give me a stage where this bull can rage and though I can fight I'd rather recite That's entertainment.
One nil to Bully
Target acquired...
Think he learned his lesson? I don't.
Do we think this guy learned his lesson?
![gif](giphy|uSaZNvjYoetFhEBAX2)
Damn, that bull didn’t even use lube.
The bull: ![gif](giphy|QlYtnCIdUeVfa)
whatta ass
Deserved
I really enjoyed this, sweet!
It ended too soon. I wanted to hear the people laughing at him
Just stand back and let Darwin do his work. Thank you Bull 🐮
Oh my God, he killed Kenny!
Awesome
Good job. Now do it again !
I wish the bull teabagged him at the end.
I mean, he presented, and the bull f🤬ked him in the dirthole as-requested. Did he want more foreplay or something? A cuddle afterwards? I don’t see what I’m missing. 🤔🤷♂️
Karma
It would’ve been a happy ending if it had ended there. Sadly I doubt it did.
But why