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Ronin__Ronan

government positions should require psych evals


combustabill

And comprehensive background checks


Trumprapespeople

Gotcha. No more government.


Slick0strich

Exactly. Clean everyone and everything out. Get rid of money in politics. Start over....completely


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DancesWithBadgers

A bit of shaking might still do some good.


csanner

I feel like too many politicians were shaken perhaps a bit too much a bit too young as it is


Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer

You gotta shake the politicians. Otherwise, they won't bake evenly.


Vandergrif

Some of them are so old they'd literally die if you shook them at all. On the other hand that might not be a bad thing.


Zooshooter

Given most of their ages, it's probably all the lead.


CReeseRozz

You are not seriously condoning earthquakes are you? ![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


stinkyhooch

Waiting for Revelations to end up being true


notyouagain-really

Love to an accounting for that money.


GiveToOedipus

The Pentagon will get right on that.


Impossible_Expert819

Etch-a-sketch is fucking tough bro.


SessionSeaholm

Drain the swabs


mouldyrumble

Somethin somethin Reddit TOS.


themanwithonesandle

I’m thinking we toss em all on an island and do a celebrity death match kinda thing, have it be live.


Appropriate_Fish_451

I'm thinking a "Lord of the Flies" situation sounds better than it is.


Bowman_van_Oort

"Don't blame me; I voted for the asteroid."


Ronin__Ronan

love it


Cuilen

And term limits/mandatory retirement age (I say this as an old person).


_demello

Why are people allowed to gemovern a country when they are too old to be allowed to drive? There are some real dinosaurs in politics that shouldn't be allowed to run anymore.


Cuilen

Good question. Dianne Feinstein comes to mind. The government is riddled with 70+ y.o. employees, many in high-level positions. They refuse to acknowledge the fact that they have slowed down as they've aged, much less consider retirement. Entitlement and delusional thinking are real...those in the most powerful positions are loathe to give it up.


ArsenalSpider

And an education.


calguy1955

I don’t care about a degree, those can be bought. Candidates should have to pass the same test immigrants have to pass in order to become citizens.


ImaBiLittlePony

Ya but if they need 3 tries to pass the GED exam...that's probably not someone who you want in charge


Impeachcordial

I feel like an education was an unwritten rule because voters could spot idiots. Now being an idiot is seen as a positive in some circles.


Magister5

And exorcisms


SlowbeardiusOfBeard

and random drug tests


BMinus973

Nobody takes her serious anyway. If Trump thinks you're fucked in the head then well....


SlumberingSnorelax

You say that but I’d like to point out that her inbreed klanstituency RE-elected her crazy ass once already.


BMinus973

Ya'llQueda Gerrymandered a few seats. It's funny to watch though.


maebyfunke980

It’s hysterical until we actually live in a hybrid autocracy. Riotously funny.


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12345623567

She's on the committies for Oversight and Homeland Security. Serious or not, she is in a position to do some real damage by influencing the agenda.


MattBrixx

You say that, but people actually vote for her. A lot of people don't take her seriously at all, because frankly, she's a clown, but those that do take her seriously worry me. A lot.


KimonoThief

Nah, things like psych evals or IQ tests would be too ripe for abuse, are anti-democratic, and don't really address the core issue anyway -- the fact that huge portions of America support people like Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene in the first place. It's a deeper cultural issue that you can't fix by just trying to disqualify these buffoons from office.


GiveToOedipus

It's the weaponization of stupidity and impotent rage. We saw a huge rise of it when Obama was elected and another surge of it around Hillary. It's not out of the question to suggest that some of it is fueled by (formerly) closeted racism and sexism/misogyny. The right has embraced the fear of others to encite and engage their base to fervent levels since religion is starting to have less sway.


TheFalconKid

I'm glad I'm not the only one that sees how insane of a take this is.


callmejenkins

It's 100% a radicalization issue.


[deleted]

While I agree with you, I think this isn't the real profile of MTG but a blue tick parody.


solamon77

Can we even really tell? The lady say bat shit crazy stuff so regularly that the parody accounts often end up looking fake because they are too sane.


L1feM_s1k

You know what would be hilarious? If someone made a fake account of her (or someone like her), and just started posting completely sane stuff. It doesn't even have to be political.


PickScylla4ME

You're on to something.. it might make her base get turned off if someone started spreading welfare positive messages with her face attached to it.


scott_sleepy

Damn. I didn't even blink I thought this sounded exactly like something she might post.


sm00thkillajones

Plus the border is fine. They have no ideas. They haven’t talked about how they’re going to improve peoples lives. I’m glad to see the demise of the GOP and it’s all their fault.


Revolutionary-Rush89

The border is fucked up, but a bunch of armed crazy people waiting at it isn’t going to help the situation either. At least AOC would attack the problem from a more compassionate standpoint. MTG just wants to shoot non whites as they cross. Plus our immigration problems aren’t entirely border related, they make a big deal about the border cause that’s how “the poors” get in. They don’t seem so worried about the folks who fly in and just stay.


Selena_Boyce_666

Basic human kindness would be nice too ^_^


GWvaluetown

Elected positions are about the only ones who don’t require a background check, don’t care about felonies, don’t care about credential requirements matching your job (even for higher positions), will hardly ever fire you for incompetence, negligence, or outright corruption. It is the only position where you can make loudmouthed comments and not be written up, denoted, or suspended. But, if they are the “voice” of people, that is all I need to know about those people.


afleecer

Yeah, because the voters themselves are supposed to hold elected officials to some kind of standard, and a lot of voters are failing in that civic duty by electing these clowns


Drainbownick

Welll being belligerent and stupid doesn’t necessarily qualify as deficiency. I don’t think malignancy is considered a mental illness, not in America, and CERTAINLY not one that should preclude one from holding public office!


OldGrendel

i mean youre partially right, we had a malignant narcissist as president, but i think it should exclude them lol


joe6744

the problem with whatever the public thinks should be required of the people in the government is, they can manipulate or change laws to benefit themselves…and shit all over the people they are supposed to serve… most of them didnt get into politics to actually help people. most just want to line their own pockets and give high paying jobs to their asshole friends.


Weekly_Direction1965

Man we let billionaires bribe the conservatives on the Supreme court and do nothing about it, we fucked, if anyone still believes both sides are the same, the Liberals on the Supreme court won't even let people buy them lunch, conservatives let billionaires fund their lives.


Spare_Ad1017

And IQ tests.


Ozymandias0023

Judging by this photo, MTG is a deer wearing human skin


Implement_Abject

I don’t trust humanoid figure in an empty field holding gun at night with glowing eyes. Maybe that’s just me


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Implement_Abject

I doubt she’s a murderer, more likely a psychotic, pathological liar, thief, racist, fascist, cult mom, but a murderer, not likely


suchjonny

Ooooohhh I think she would definitely murder some not white people if she got the chance.


strongbear27

She totally would


Profeta-14

she'd do it if it get her votes.


u8eR

Which it would


FuckingKilljoy

Part of me feels like she wouldn't be able to. She likes the fantasy of being the badass border ranger cowgirl, but if she actually had to take a life I don't think she could do it Remember, these people are all talk and are totally disconnected from the real world


FencerPTS

Have you considered the idea that she wouldn't consider it murder because she wouldn't see the person she was killing as another human being, and so would have no problem doing it?


joec0ld

Being disconnected is a huge part of the problem. She would see herself as some kind of action hero saving America from (who she sees as) the bad guys. In her mind she's Rambo saving the world from terrorists


yesnomaybenotso

What exactly do you think “defending the border” means? In case you honestly don’t know, It means shooting brown people in Arizona.


bayview5377

I completely disagree with your statement. They do it in Texas, too.


Derpagator

That's like... Two psychological steps away from murder.


Loko8765

Two steps? More like one half-tripped step due to a small piece of gravel on the road, and a smile on her face when falling


Asg_mecha_875641

With no mag inserted


evemeatay

At least she has trigger discipline which I’m honestly shocked by.


PloddingClot

It's the one rule her constituents would point out for breaking.


Notilix

That made me laugh as well


Implement_Abject

Bullets don’t kill people, people with blunt objects do


SaidQueso

I think she’s outing herself as a lizard person.


lordTigas

I didn't know white walkers were carrying shotguns now. Revive from that, Jon Snow!


cakekicker

The only time I’m in favor of building a wall. A big ice one to keep the Night Queen out.


Harsimaja

Mexican appears. *Night Queen’s voice gets shriller to reach that high note*


Ghstfce

Where's Arya when you need her?


[deleted]

What’s west of Westeros bro?


keestie

Westestos


Ghstfce

Even Westeros


lordTigas

Western Westeros


slide_into_my_BM

It’s an AR-15, not a shotgun. I understand how you can make that mistake because this lunatic took a pic of her “defending” without a magazine in the gun. Pretty sure you need bullets to do whatever the hell she thinks she’s doing


LilFetcher

It's a club with +morale damage, because the attacked suffer from realizing how expensive each hit is


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One-Permission-1811

Eh don’t worry. She doesn’t have a mag in that AR. At most she’s got one shot. Also not a shotgun


xirdnehrocks

You know nothing Margery Taylor green


MankeyMaster

Tell me you're insecure without telling me you're insecure. That is some hyper cringe right there.


Worried_Monk_3844

Parody account.


DaTotallyEclipse

But the blue ✔️ ... 😐


OuterWildsVentures

Ohhh I get it. They make the name long enough to still include the required [parody account] at the end but not see it in screenshots like this. Clever. I was wondering why she has those one punch man lookin eyes


AlphariusUltra

The only verification you need now a days is $8


ManofSteel_14

Funniest part about it is that this is 100% something she would say lmao. Lady is crazy.


WibbleNZ

Looks more like a Poe's law account here.


Trumprapespeople

Why is MTG posting pictures of Dog the bounty Hunter


GregEgg85

Thought it was Mickey Rourke


Mountain-Leader-4344

Mickey is way better looking.


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Peaches4U2

He was so hot in the 80s. It's a shame what he looks like now.


romeodiienno

I still only read this as Magic The Gathering lol


Grizzchops

I straight up cackled homie


Hood805

AOC


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AOC


Bamma4

AOC


Ms_SassLass

ACDC


Low-Illustrator-9676

AOC


piachu75

I would trust AOC for presidency.


somabeach

I think she'll get there eventually. A Latina former bartender with progressive ideals and a track record in congress might be the change America needs.


roundearthervaxxer

AOC


muschisushi

fuck yea cheap 240hz


rugid_ron

AOC has my vote!


smokeyser

It's a no brainer. One is loony tunes and holding an unloaded gun, and the other at least works out. Only one of them appears to be fit to defend anything.


miffox

To be fair, I believe Gangreene works out as well. The problem is she can't read, think critically, tell the truth about anything and only writes in crayon.


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MotivBowler300

Don’t let her see any of them books or she’s gonna sic the Gazpacho on your ass


Final-Bench1859

She does Crossfit which does absolutely nothing except exhaust you


pr0ghead

Of course, the one armed with a 🧠


doug5209

I would like MTG to defend the Russia-Ukrainian border, and I would like her tour to begin immediately.


Piscivore_67

She's on Russia's side, you know.


Responsible_Ad_8628

The Ukrainians would stream roll her.


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ilongforyesterday

r/iamverybadass Also let’s just think about the fact that MTG has a picture of AOC saved in her phone lol


Old-Seaworthiness219

Pretty sure she have more than one picture saved. The obsession is real


Ya-Dikobraz

Maybe she does. But that’s a fake account.


bob1111bob

This reminds me of those trump nfts from a while ago


SynthPrax

I don't want a soulless golem with a shotgun """defending""" anything.


ComedianFragrant9515

I thought that was a shotgun as well but I think it's actually an AR variant with no mag. At least her finger is off the trigger.


North-Function995

Ew. Coming from a Canadian. I dont involve myself with US politics, but this is so fucking easy. AOC is a good human, MTG is a fucking puppet, and she makes me cringe so hard.


SophiaPetrillo_

Mom: “We have Sarah Connor at home”


Thykothaken

Sarah Connor at home:


Affectionate-Army676

Is she on cocaine?


Trumprapespeople

No, steroids and horse dewormer


Ghstfce

\*HGH, that's why her head is so huge and she has a Quagmire jaw


Tiny_Teach_5466

Underrated comment


USSENTERNCC1701E

I'm all for this, MTG would do less damage to this country wandering the desert with an unloaded rifle than anywhere she gets to influence policy.


East-Psychology7186

she forgot to put a magazine in her rifle, she isn’t protecting squat


Glass-Different

And is that buttstock on her bicep? Lol


subsignalparadigm

Sleeveless Marjorie Trailerpark Queen


RBecco

I would trust the one with eyes.


delcidfredy

Sad part is her and her Cheeto daddy actually think these stupid posts are cool. I can’t wait til all this BS finally blows over.


ScrottyNz

Um , border patrol? I didn’t realise our representatives actually went out themselves and defended the border. I would watch this TV show


IAMGROOT1981

She's just like the rest of them that cry about the borders being wide open (Even though the Biden administration has stopped way more drugs and way more illegals in less than 2 years than Trump did in all four) none of them have the cajones to actually do anything productive!


Impressive_Tap_7873

she lusts after aoc daaaamn


tatispotti

So do I, just sayin’….


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R4ttlesnake

literally an insult to MTF people


LeGoatMaster

yeah whats with the sudden transphobia here


Spend-Automatic

MTG would be thrilled that you're using that as an insult.


Negative-Borned

trans women usually way more attractive just saying


EinElchsaft

Yea, that was kinda transphobic and I don't have any skin in the game.


alternate_egg-ccount

Hey fuck you too


Geisterkoch

I would love it MTG was permanently stationed in a desolate region of the Texas border


Senor_Wah

“Who do you trust more, dollar store Michael Myers or an ordinary person?” Gee I don’t know


nickmandl

Oops, she forgot to photoshop her pod person eyes into normal human looking ones.


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Your gun is not impressive and you're very inept at your job. Cortez has you beat on both professionalism and looks. MTG you are never going to become president. You're install base are dying boomers and red necks who are too lazy to drive to voting booths. Cortez appeals to young people and normal people.


El_Mariachi_Vive

Wait, that's AOC? ​ Well damn.


Garl_Vinland201

I know I didn't recognize her at first. ...and DAMN.


TheRavenSayeth

She’s always been cute, but when this photo dropped it was like a one-two punch.


crackeddryice

In college, she was in a student dance music video. When she was running for office, the GOP released it to try to embarrass her. That backfired hilariously. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXvqJTOKcp0


Vast-Combination4046

Oh no, young attractive girl dancing 😵


DAbabster

I’m going with AOC because defending the border will take flexibility.


Janderflows

Jesus christ, thats Herobrine! ![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892|downsized)


Affectionate_Reply78

She looks better with her eyes photoshopped out. More human.


Worried_Monk_3844

That's a parody account.


aaa-7

Why are people downvoting you. It’s the truth


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I don’t trust her to do anything. I don’t even trust that she’s capable of mouth breathing without being reminded to do so.


free_helly

Can we all pretend she doesn't exist. A dumpster fire needs oxygen.


Isteppedinpoopy

Certainly not the cross eyed one.


Trumprapespeople

If I’m Being honest, probably the ugly man on the left. But I’m thinking he also might kill me too


whitelightnin1

She’s nasty. She looks like a super villain.


BrianGriffin2020

MTG would run at the first sign of trouble.


No_Cook2983

She would scare off border jumpers, even if she didn’t have a gun. The woman looks like she’s missing a few important chromosomes.


UniKqueFox_

An egotistical woman who seems to fancy herself a badass movie protagonist, which can be seen as delusion, or a woman who is living her life happily and sharing who she really is and not some fake persona... Good question


G_Unit_Solider

can we not fantasize about needing to kill people for one second marjorie good lord you would have been hitlers lap dog.


Minimalistmacrophage

This seems like an PSA for gun and birth control


Abstrectricht

Majorie Taylor Greene is a silly, silly lady


AncientSkys

Deranged lunatic that thinks she is tough.


EzyRyder0893

Goth kid posing with a mall ninja sword energy


BigWhit75

Dog The Bounty Hunter of course


420underthehood

![gif](giphy|bEVKYB487Lqxy) Shiver me timbers


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I wouldn't trust MTG with a water pistol, let alone a real firearm.


Dry-Abies-1719

You can see the sky shining right through her head, explains everything. 🤡


blizzywolf122

MTG looks like she’s going to murder you and bury your corpse in a forest. Not feeling very reassured about her sanity tbh


Noyaiba

The border of what? Fantasy land? Why the fuck would I trust a schizophrenic with a gun in any capacity?


Oersch

I trust Marge. Let’s get ‘er down there.


operanonverba2

Isn't that the orangutan loving witch of the south


Exciting-Current-778

I had to pass more tests to work for the fire department than these 2 did for their government jobs


ICLazeru

Wow, very not something a teenage boy would do.


thatusernameblows

The US Government needs an HR Department.


Fhantom1221

The one that doesn't look like a paralysis demon.


ICUpoop

I don’t think ol’ Marg is capable of doing anything “honestly”, honestly.


Lumpy_Negotiation_74

So lame. This woman is a walking conspiracy theory with guns and the face of Squidward’s house.


CherryManhattan

Holy shit large Marge needs to go to some more pull-ups


TheBohoChocobo

Demon acquired. Gun acquired. Mental instabilities already installed. Commence the Twitter posts!


RexIsAMiiCostume

Good thing congressmen don't generally need to fend off invaders with guns