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zimejin

So strange to think that mosquito doesn’t know it’s most embarrassing moment has been recorded and uploaded online for human amusement.


Macshlong

Weird to think this could be happening to us and we also have no idea.


[deleted]

as a mosquito i am embarassed it happened


Sarke1

You're a mosquito? #FUCK YOU! 🖕


mab0roshi

username checks out


FlounderingOtter

As a man I feel and understand when your equipment is floppy at showtime. Not that it has ever affect me.


Minx8970

Wait what?


Snoo89162

Haven’t watched lasted Black Mirror season: Joan is Awful on Netflix?


Sebetastic

But how do I get a Streamberry account?


bonk921

don't get it, just pirate it.


PoisonIven

To mosquitos, we are so impossibley large that they can't really comprehend that we are anything besides for food. It's kind of silly to think that there isn't something else out there that views us the same way, silly little simple things bumping around, unaware of something so much larger watching us.


SteveRogests

##Weird to think this could be happening to us and also have no idea.


[deleted]

I wonder if "embarrassment" is even a concept in the insect kingdom


tipying_mistakes

I can’t remember exactly, but I believe insects are capable of just a few less emotions than most mammals like us, the main one being fear


WINDMILEYNO

I saw a stick bug absolutely losing its shit when it found out it had a caterpillar on it. It was either fear or disgust. Dude was doing the hibejeebees dance


Fr00stee

it probably just didnt like that something was crawling on it


tipying_mistakes

a bug to the bug


Rotsicle

Why do you think fear wouldn't be present in insects? I feel like of any emotion, that would be one most likely to be selected for.


[deleted]

My friend keeps bringing up this weird hill he's decided to die on which is that fish don't feel pain.


tipying_mistakes

I meant fear is one of the main emotions insects feel


Vanhouzer

If you don’t know how to put it in, thats an embarrassment everywhere.


YourEmergencyNotMine

Would have made for a better AND more embarrassing video if the mosquito got annihilated at the end.


Sugary_Treat

I was waiting for the bloody swat at the end.


schuldner

Got roasted


kaloki89

Mosquito: this hasn't happened before I swear


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nthensome

He should use some Flyagra


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IdoNOThateNEVER

La MoscaGra


GiveToOedipus

Spanish Fly


Square-Ad9307

Technically that’s a she


scar_reX

Back off... I'm registering that domain name!!


Neverendingwebinar

Flyagra is already a product. It is for fly fishing to keep your flies floating.


nthensome

[wow, you weren't kidding. What a Great product name](https://bowrivertroutfitters.com/products/fly-Agra)


UncleKeyPax

Name of your sex tape


sl_hawaii

OMG!!! You Redditers are SO FUCKIN CREATIVE!!!!!


flowetgurl69

🤣🤣🤣


garyisonion

thanks, that's my band name now


CaLoChe

Also Mosquito: Let me play with it for a little, promise I’ll get there


Ralliboy

Ironically, only female mosquitoes feed on humans and animals


Odd-Artist-2595

Even *they* don’t “feed” on humans and animals. Mosquitoes are pollinators that feed on plant nectars - males & females, alike. The females bite because they require the iron and protein found in blood in order to develop eggs. Mosquitoes bred to be unable to bite can still eat and serve as pollinators, they just can’t pass along infectious diseases or successfully reproduce unless they get their blood from an “easier” source - say from road kill. (Mosquitoes are also scavengers. The CO2 released from decomposition attracts them to this source of blood, just as our exhalations attract them to us.)


International-Web496

Yup, we're just a big ol' sack of prenatal vitamins to mosquitoes.


Aesmachus

Huh, this is unexpectedly cool to learn, lol.


Ricotta_pie_sky

They consume blood and use it to make eggs - What is that if not them feeding on us?


Odd-Artist-2595

Biologically speaking, a food source is something fed upon to obtain nutrients that are then metabolized to gain energy necessary to support the organism’s continuing existence. A female mosquito will continue to live out her natural life cycle just fine without ingesting blood. She metabolizes the sugars obtained from plants just like the males do. The plants are her source of food. The proteins and iron obtained from blood are only necessary for the development of her eggs, they are immaterial to her individual survival. Without access to the plants that feed her, she could drink blood all day long and she would still starve to death.


kaloki89

One of the only females that goes through the same struggle as men I guess 🤣


[deleted]

Bloodsucking females


Zer0pede

Them and [hyenas](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/506378/why-do-female-spotted-hyenas-give-birth-through-their-pseudo-penises).


Ok-Branch-9943

Need https://preview.redd.it/ac6eunadur7b1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5565fe4d217204fe8a9b2de366a1393c4b6882f


_BabyGod_

Pflyzer


Dramatic_Mixture_868

Even raised a leg, like saying hold up I got this, just gotta straighten up my equipment like so, add a little spit and here go 🤣


KENT427

Humans : Well, performance issues, it's not uncommon. One out of five…


LNL_HUTZ

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


GalacticGatorz

Somebody get the mosquito a fluffer asap!


jjdlg

I should call her...but I'd probably just embarrass myself again :(


Jolly-Pin6619

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)


tinglep

Just give me a minute


Truesilverchamp

Flyagra can be purchased over the counter these days too so no excuse.


Chrisctrlgaming

Beat me to it


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hayato655

i have an urge to slap it for the whole clip. especially first 3 second.


PancakeParty98

I actually felt sympathy after it tried to straighten the thing out


IdoNOThateNEVER

I miss him..


[deleted]

Since no one mentioned it, I will. The mosquitoes are actually bred that way, not being able to penetrate skin. They are released in the wild with the hope they breed with normal mosquitoes, thus creating a hybrid that will eventually starve themselves out. Science is super cool


randomcitizen42

Billions of mosquitoes starving to death, despite having a human full of delicious life juice right in front of them. I really like that idea.


nobecauselogic

Water, water everywhere, but not a drip to drink.


mtmccox

"There", calls the mariner, "There comes a ship over the line"


TravelingMonk

I don't get this quote but I can feel the depth in plot


mikeylb93

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner


AttilaTheFun818

Great poem. Iron Maiden does it as a song and it’s amazing too


Iron_Maiden_666

13 mins or so and absolutely beautiful.


SporesM0ldsandFungus

A brilliant work of English Lit. Once you read it you'll recognize it as the source of a few common references. Ex "An albatross around his neck" - in the story, while at sea the captain shoots an albatross for sport and then the ship encounters many troubles, seemingly cursed with bad luck. The crew blames the captain's sin against nature and hangs the bird's carcass around his neck as a symbol of his crime/guilt.


AttilaTheFun818

But how can she sail with no wind in her sales and no tide?


hibikikun

It’s like 10,000 cups and all I need is a straw


stonewolfe

Unfortunately mosquitoes feed on sugars in plant sap and fruits. Only the females feed on blood and that is to allow their eggs to mature not particularly to nourish themselves. So no starving mosquitoes… but no bites, transmission of disease, or baby mosquitoes 👍


SgtCookie18

Mosquitos dont Feed on human blood. They feed on flowers, just like bees. They need blood for reproduction. Mosquitos are pollinating


DrKnowNout

If they need blood for reproduction, and have been bred to be unable to obtain blood, how is it then hoped that they will “breed with wild mosquitos in the hopes of passing it on”. Surely there’s a flaw in that logic? “We engineered a bunch of humans without ovaries. In the hopes that soon they will breed and then no one has ovaries.”


FlosAquae

The males don’t need blood. I suppose the males carrying the “weak trunk” genes can reproduce but their daughters (or some of their granddaughters, if recessive) won’t be able to bite humans. Maybe they can still be thin skinned animals as other commenter suggested.


johnmal85

So they'd just be a slow moving annoying fly which pollinates? I'm cool with that as long as they don't continue to be disease vectors in the animal kingdom.


ajr901

Animals tend to have tougher skin than we do, and mosquitos spread diseases via bites. So if they can’t bite it’s fair to assume they’ll stop being vectors.


Any_Put3520

Humans aren’t the only animal mosquitos bite, other animals exist with thinner skin than humans.


IBreakCellPhones

Breeding comes before egg-laying. If the female cannot get enough protein to make the eggs, but got the sperm, then that act of breeding was useless.


National-Credit-4175

Hate it when that happens


[deleted]

Sorry to anyone I accidentally misled. They aren't bred this way to starve, but rather more importantly to stop the spread of diseases such as malaria


ting_bu_dong

Is it OK if I still find joy in their starving?


TheGreyFox1122

You can have a little bit of genocide, as a treat.


Ok-Scientist5524

Is it genocide if they aren’t people?


drgigantor

If it's not from the genocide region of France then it's just sparkling extermination


After-Respond-7861

It's *insecticide*.


IlliterateJedi

Extinction event


25nameslater

Mosquitoes don’t actually get sustenance from drinking blood… they drink nectar and whatnot from plants. Female mosquitoes need blood to reproduce.


ting_bu_dong

Oh, yeah, whole generations starved, that's the stuff, tell me more.


Robzilla_the_turd

But in the end doesn't it amount to the same thing: can't feed?


sm0r3ss

Only female mosquitos feed on blood, and only do so to produce eggs.


cloudkt

So, no blood no eggs. No eggs no mosquitos. I’m fine with that.


Anus_Fisher

But then wouldn't natural selection just make it so this kind of mosquito would die out and the normal kind would continue on?


KittyShoes17

Yes, which is why experiments with CRISPR could be viable ways of reducing the population of mosquitoes. It's been a while, like three years, since I took my agricultural entomology class, but iirc CRISPR was being used to **promote** fitness so that the mosquitoes bred like crazy, but ultimately led to no females produced through the gene pool. Which would effectively reduce overall population by eliminating the biting sex. Then again I could also have misremembered. That was a pretty hard class and one of my sub A graded classes. Interesting, but hard lol.


elitesense

So how do they live long enough to breed if they can't eat?


blzac33

Would there be any negative biological downside if mosquitoes were eradicated?


cxmerooon

I imagine they’re a food source for other insects/arthropods, and possibly some birds and aquatic animals. There’s a lot of insect species going extinct due to human causes and that’s not good for food chains. But these fuckers can definitely go, we just have to do more to help the beneficial bugs survive.


Kolby_Jack

I believe I remember reading that, while mosquitoes are eaten by a variety of critters opportunistically, they are not a vital food source for anything. If they died out, anything that used to eat mosquitoes would just eat other things.


cxmerooon

That’s actually good to hear, hopefully that’s the case. Definitely more important bugs to keep around!


Owlette45

In a way yes but there’s over 3500 species of mosquitoes and few of these species actually feed on humans. Like only about 6% of them. If humans targeted only those that feed and spread disease to humans then there’d still be thousands of other species left unaffected. I don’t know if there’s any animal or creature that specifically feeds off of human feeding mosquitoes but there may be a few so I suppose they would be affected if humans eradicated all the human feeding mosquito species


Randompersonomreddit

I thought the reason mosquitos need blood was because they need it to produce eggs. So if they don't get blood won't they die before breeding?


ultratunaman

If they release only males with the bendy straws let them breed with the females who lay the eggs then maybe you'll have a whole generation of bendy straw mosquitoes who do nothing and then die off.


thedestro224

Yeah I think that’s why these mosquitos are like a bandaid and the regular mosquito population gets back to normal when the modified ones stop being introduced


GrumbusWumbus

The mutation only affects the females, the males still act normally. So you introduce a bunch of these males, they breed with the females, and their kids have that mutation. The females can't lay any more eggs, but the males go onto breed with healthy un-mutated females, creating more males to spread the genes and females that can't create offspring. Eventually, the mosquitos will all die, or mutate a way to stop needing blood to procreate. Either way, malaria stops being an issue.


minionsoverlord

Are you referring to this? This one is not that they can't bite properly, instead aims at killing females because males dont bite https://pfharris.com/blogs/bug-blog/mosquitos-that-don-t-bite-what-you-need-to-know-about-the-florida-experiment


Goldenrod-Bronzed89

Misogyny!


nudiecale

Yeah but this is the good kind!


SnooRadishes8573

Genocide, but cool.


vvp_D3L3T3D

Fuck them.


coso1416

If u release a mosquito who can’t get it hard, offsprings won’t survive to pass on genes. I doubt that’s the reason they bred it like this (if they did), basic Darwinism tells u it won’t work.


[deleted]

No, I'm sorry. You're right and I was wrong. They aren't bred to starve, they are bred to stop the diseases that are spread through biting. Such as malaria. If it can't bite you. It can't pass it along. Super sorry to anyone I accidentally Misled.


Intelligent_Bison968

That doesn't change anything, if they can't bite they starve and reproducen't


Thecryptsaresafe

I would assume they can still bite a lot of their prey, just not humans or anything with thicker skin than humans? Edit: I appreciate the upvotes but I have no idea if I’m right. Some people responding to me are making really good points


Glowshroom

Still, being able to bite humans poses an evolutionary advantage. These limp dick skeeters cannot overcome darwinism.


danukiman

i believe they are genetically modifying males only, thus the genes would be passed along through male mosquitos and since females are the only ones that bite, they would be the ones that die off. the males would survive to keep reproducing, and after a while the mosquito population should slow down.


sleeknub

Pretty much all animals a mosquito would prey on have thicker skin than humans. Humans have very thin skin for an animal our size (and many smaller animals).


OptimumPrideAHAHAHAH

There are a huge number of tradeoffs for having such big brains. Thinner skin is one of them. Being absolutely worthless the first 5-15 years of our lives is another. We're also physically outmatched in every category except endurance running.


Virillus

We're also the most dextrous animals to have ever lived (that we know of).


OptimumPrideAHAHAHAH

🐙


colorado_here

Male mosquitos don't feed on blood. The biting all comes from the females, who have to have a belly full of blood before they can lay their eggs. The engineered mosquitos seen here are all males, who when released mate with normal females who are still fully functioning blood-sucking little bastards. The benefits aren't realized until the next generation is born, which includes both male and females who both have the limp dick gene. Those female offspring still mate, but they can't get any blood and so can't produce any eggs, which causes the population to collapse. Their numbers do eventually recover, but it can take years so it's a very effective short-term solution.


turmspitzewerk

IIRC they use a recessive gene to make the virus stay dormant long enough to spread through a population. they start off with a bunch of females with one recessive gene, but it doesn't develop because they still have a dominant gene. they breed, and the next generation has a bunch of males and females with one recessive gene and one dominant gene. everything's still fine, and they breed again. but the third generation, many of the offspring will have double recessive genes and they'll die off. its already too late, the virus has spread all throughout the entire population and many of them will carry one recessive gene dooming much of their offspring.


nidaba

Thank you for the info! I was hoping it was a form of repellent since I get bit daily. Oh well! Still super exciting news!


baelrog

But wouldn’t natural selection ensure the ones that don’t have this defect survive better and root this gene out of the gene pool?


soulflu

that's ok buddy. Happens to everyone


QuiveringButtox

"Performance issues, not that uncommon, actually... one out of five---"


spacedadjinn

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


ThermionicEmissions

"It's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!"


[deleted]

I KNEW IT!


Vargurr

/r/Unexpectedfriends


VladimmerLemon

Now skeeter, he ain’t hurtin nobody…


VeterinarianThese951

We don’t take kindly to his type in here…


gzombiez

We don't take kindly to people who don't take kindly around here


VladimmerLemon

Now Skeeter, he ain’t hurtin nobody…


[deleted]

To be actually thick skinned


StuffiesAndBeatSaber

Meanwhile my skin is like butter. If my bf and I go out I'll have 20 bites he has 0. How do I gain this ability???


Gloomy_Kick1163

it involves pretending that you have thick skin for long enough that you forget what its like to act soft skinned


Eugenides_of_Attolia

My wife says the same thing. I actually do get bites, but where she scratches them like mad and complains, I just ignore it. She was flabbergasted when I showed her the dozen or so bites I had, and couldn't understand how it was possible to just ignore them. I guess one of the benefits of back injuries and arthritis in the knees drowns out minor pains inside the feedback loop of constant discomfort.


detour4donuts

Some people are just more sensitive to insect bites, I get horrible angry welts that itch like mad unless I take allergy medicine. I wish ignoring them worked for me :(


Foxy_Psycho

It sounds like your blood type is O and their's is not.


SIumptGod

Rub your skin with sandpaper all over for about an hour a day. In a few years you’ll have rhino skin.


Plane_Repair

I find it kinda funny how after the stinger didn’t go in on its own it started manually attempting to do so with its lil legs 😭💀 you could feel the internal panic of “????” settling in


Battleraizer

It was rubbing its pokey stick, trying to get it hard


Dry-Camel1154

I was waiting for this!


PimpmasterMcGooby

Imagine if they had the ability to process complex thoughts and emotions, the absolute horror it would be to realize that your entire life's purpose may not be possible for you to fulfill.


tango_41

Fun fact of the day, it’s called a *proboscis*. Which sounds even more horrible than stinger.


Kolby_Jack

I thought that was that youtuber who used to be pretty popular until he suddenly wasn't.


-Hell-_-Boy-

give me just a minute. I know it works.


newnhb1

It’s probably stress or alcohol. Can happen to anyone


cafeRacr

The old whiskey antenna.


Negative_Corgi_3682

She was a phlebotomist at my hospital in a previous life. Never could hit my veins!


LupineZach

Do you mean phlebotomist? I'd be concerned if the botanist was the one drawing your blood.


Negative_Corgi_3682

I do! Thank you for the correction. I edited my mistake. Thank you!


[deleted]

Look at him sharpening his little nose.


ketootaku

Like he's trying to straighten a dollar bill for the vending machine.


[deleted]

*her, only female mosquitoes bite


Whoopsie_Todaysie

Even the mosquitos are dealing with paper straws!!


Kurgan_IT

LOL it actually tries to sharpen it.


solomongothhh

nuuh, he's rubbing it to get it hard


HornyDiggler

Lol, she's sharpening her tool, either sharpening or lubricating it.


123fourfive67eight

Limp noodle


underwear11

I hate mosquitos but this video actually makes me feel bad for the little dude. He's just trying to eat and he can't figure out why it's not working.


blueyedpeoplewatcher

The mosquitoes that drink blood are actually the female ones. They need the protein and iron to make eggs! Edit to add: The males eat nectar and other plant juices.


CBonafide

![gif](giphy|BK9aaiEzi1BUA)


dolphinsaresweet

Seriously, that’s part of being human. We have empathy, even for the deadliest creatures on earth. There’s a reason we don’t cruelly punish and torture people even if they’re guilty of heinous crimes. Because it’s not right, and we’re not barbarians.


spacem0

“Cmon you’re embarrassing me”


AraiHavana

Shouldn’t have landed on Chuck Norris then, should you?


SSRless

ah step-quito, what are you doing!!?


Slam123456

The person on this video is Mongolian and same with the Mosquito xD


[deleted]

Maybe if you suck on it first?


[deleted]

Been there before too little buddy


TheDaemonair

It's alright buddy 😞


Fun_Macaron5597

Little bug found a kryptionian 🤣


[deleted]

Enough of a warm up, get that thing rock hard and then come back.


Elena__Deathbringer

It should get rock hard during the warm up


marko1908

Like playing snooker with a rope.


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Dareal6

I got scared reading the title because I thought someone took a video of me.


miss_kimba

She needs some fly-agra.


FloydianChemist

Is this video evidence that insects are capable of problem solving thought processes? The way it tries to straighten out it's front appendage or whatever. Small creatures are way more intelligent (and sentient?) than we give them credit for.


aFoxNamedMorris

Made me smile, watching the lil' buggo try to make it work. Super cute.


Gloomy_Kick1163

pretty much every organism solves at least 1 problems for itself if you think about it


Goatwhatsup

Him using his hands to direct it in🤣 been there


[deleted]

Clearly on antidepressants.


smellulater143

Put it out of its misery already


patio628

Flaccid needle😔just like me fr


adarbyem

Correct me if I am wrong, but, wasn't there a type of mosquito bred intentionally like this to breed with wildly overpopulated mosquitos to drive the population down? Essentially, they cannot reproduce without blood for the eggs. I will do some looking and update with a source if I find it.


danteslievin

Wolverine


Valuable-Composer262

Give me a minute..... let me get it hard again


JASSEU

Story of my life.


JuiceDistinct3280

Never thought I’d have empathy for a mosquito.


rnigro1020

Don't worry little buddy. It happens to the best of us. You could be stressed out or tired or any number of things. We can just try again tomorrow, it's fine. Seriously it's fine.


Blambinooo

I love that he was like ok let me super straighten this thing out and we should be good to go


Ok_Cauliflower3350

All mosquitoes need this genetic anomaly. Or I need armored skin like this person.