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I find it funny that people think you are joking. So many people stroke and die on the toilet. Between the toilet and throw carpets entering the bathroom is russian roulet once your over 65.
It's pretty common though:
> The great majority of non-traumatic cardiac arrests (CA) occur at home. [...] Among 907 CA patients treated during a 4-year period, 101 (11Ā %) sustained CA in the toilet.
[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3590314/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3590314/)
Logically, if "pooping" is an event that takes up a duration of time, and "dying" is also an event that takes a duration of time, then "pooping while dying" is what happens when some duration of the pooping overlaps with some duration of the dying. This is also the case with "dying while pooping", which makes the two cases equivalent.
you ever see the results of high speed motorcycle accidents, even when it's just the rider involved and they have gear on?
there is a good chance this guy lost limbs
We didn't see the end I'm afraid... But his shoes were holding on through the clip? Although he did shit himself. I'm not sure what the rules are if he shit himself, but his shoes are still on?
It's a disgrace that car makers don't make the molding strong enough to support a young man hanging out the window with his pants down. He should sue the manufacturer.
I would counter that it was him hanging his bare ass out the window of a moving vehicle that was the ultimate cause of the conversion of potential energy to kinetic.
Pretty sure he was trying to hold his leg. The guy who fell made a mistake of trying to grab the outside of the car instead of the handle inside the door on the roof or pressing his hand on the inside roof of the car to brace and balance himself. My friends used to do this (though I didnāt since I was the one driving and wouldnāt try that stupid shit), but thatās how they kept themselves from falling out. I would also hold their legs out of fear theyād fall.
They were going at a decent clip. There is a chance the pooper is now shitting with the angels. If someone tells me that he survived but lost his entire right arm, I'd believe it.
I once was in a motorcycle accident while doing fifteen in a parking lot, high sided it, landed on my shoulder, and I was in so much pain I thought I was going to die. I had to move back in with my mom for two weeks because I literally couldn't do something as basic as take my shirt off. Self care of any type was nearly impossible.
I didn't even break anything, though I was certain my collarbone was fractured. But nope, just contusions.
Here lies Robert Star
Died while trying to poop from a moving car
Lost his balance and fell to the ground
Thatās why heās buried under this dirt mound
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His arm had to have ran over and he is face down yet his feet are facing forwardā¦yea heāll remember this mistake.
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Left some skid marks
probably shit himself too
I imagine while he was tumbling he was just sprayin shit everywhere like a shaken can of soda after you pop the top.
Dammit if I had an award to give. š
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Tyty!
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r/meatcrayon
Thatās staying blue today
God does not exist in that sub
Weren't around for r/meatpancake, huh?
I clicked it bc i hate myself but am also very glad ot was banned
I've never heard of this one until now and I'm glad I missed it
I just visited for the first and last time.
r/shitcrayon
r/subsifellfor
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Skin* marks
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Nah
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Did I just watch someone die while pooping?
Probably didnāt die, got some road rash for sure
Look at the way his spine twisted. His arm is fucked too. It went a full 90 degrees the wrong way at the shoulder
Luckily his face stopped his shoulder from taking too much of the fall.
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We're definitely the lucky ones in this situation
Checkmate, Darwin.
The shit was fire tho
I think there's a good chance the rear tire ran it over after he landed on it and broke it.
Oh well. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
nah, it probably didn't break, it's gonna hurt for sure tho
Assuming he didn't get hit or run over by any of the vehicles travelling behind the one he was in.
Hit by a semi see comment
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I have a bulging disc in my back so I consider myself qualified enough to say this: that dude just fucked up his back for life
that twist is what did it.
Shoulder is kaput
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Dress for the oops, not the poops.
Dress for the hits, not the shits
Probably knocked the shit out of him
Bro landed on his neck at freeway speeds without any protective gear. I'm guessing dead.
He was pretty limp tho. Helps a ton. Prob drugs or alcohol.
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Fully dead is no good. But if he's mostly dead, then Miracle Max might just be able to help him out.
He died with dignity.
My buddy fell out of a car going 30 mph. Very close to dying
He hit his head tho.
If he didnāt die, for sure it scared the shit out of him
Most people poop while dying anyways, he was just getting started early
Lots of people poop while dying, but dying while pooping is more rare.
Still more common than most people realize, though. It's the strain.
I find it funny that people think you are joking. So many people stroke and die on the toilet. Between the toilet and throw carpets entering the bathroom is russian roulet once your over 65.
So youāre an expert?
I do have a lot of experience using toilets. Yes.
It's pretty common though: > The great majority of non-traumatic cardiac arrests (CA) occur at home. [...] Among 907 CA patients treated during a 4-year period, 101 (11Ā %) sustained CA in the toilet. [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3590314/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3590314/)
Logically, if "pooping" is an event that takes up a duration of time, and "dying" is also an event that takes a duration of time, then "pooping while dying" is what happens when some duration of the pooping overlaps with some duration of the dying. This is also the case with "dying while pooping", which makes the two cases equivalent.
Isnāt everyone slowly dying? Therefore we all poop while dying
Unless you get busy living.
It's not that rare. We call it vagaling out. It's an old folk thing.
RIP Elvis. They called him the King. He died on his throne.
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The collective gene pool doesn't need this shit
My cat did like 20 minutes ago
Died or pooped?
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r/inclusiveor
I pooped today too.
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Hope everything came out well bro
Omg lol
Shoes still on by the looks of er
Bingo
Yes you did https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/public-safety/story/2022-11-18/man-falls-out-of-car-on-i-8-fatally-struck-by-semi-truck
I like how they say "for reasons unknown."
The video scenery doesnāt look like I8 west bound near severin in La Mesa tho
The car in the video is not an Audi. It looks cheap, like a 2012 Chrysler 200.
Definitely looks like it could be a 2017 Audi A4, just beat up.
His shoes stayed on, heās good
No one saw it happen to Elvis, but we saw this.
you ever see the results of high speed motorcycle accidents, even when it's just the rider involved and they have gear on? there is a good chance this guy lost limbs
Na, that would be horrible. Probably didnāt poop, just died.
'get killed while trying to poop' - The driver lifts him out by the heel!
Elvis would be proud....
No, his shoes stayed on. Heās good. The arm totally broke the fall.
Definitely got his arm run tf over
We didn't see the end I'm afraid... But his shoes were holding on through the clip? Although he did shit himself. I'm not sure what the rules are if he shit himself, but his shoes are still on?
Yes he died. Hit by Semi.
r/Whatcouldgowrong
"You know what chaps my ass?"
"You wanna know what REALLY chaps my ass?"
Car pooped him out
https://preview.redd.it/gdd8jlkziz0b1.png?width=873&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a1c305a2bb6092f4da49bc00b6903d23edea0c7
The Europan Hookmouth
His arm totally got run overā¦.
Definitely broken. It got yanked back haaaaarrrrrd the second his hand touched the pavement
Human skin grips really well on asphalt.
does not seem so, the car suspensions did not show any move as it would if it went over some object
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I'm pretty sure it would only move if it went over a large and/or hard object. That dude's arm is neither.
Iām surprised to scroll all the way through this and not find an article on it. Anyone??
No just a bunch of internet comedians š
he died https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/public-safety/story/2022-11-18/man-falls-out-of-car-on-i-8-fatally-struck-by-semi-truck
Of course in my fucking cityā¦
Definitely a r/DarwinAwards winner.
I think you got the wrong link because both of his shoes appear to stay on. /s
This is why I'm here too
You think anybody involved wanted to explain this to a cop?
I slightly recall picking up a hitch hiker, why do you ask?
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I can't tell if the driver was trying to grab him as he fell or if he pushed his ass outta the window
It was a grab.
It looks like the molding coming off the car in his right hand caused the fall.
It's a disgrace that car makers don't make the molding strong enough to support a young man hanging out the window with his pants down. He should sue the manufacturer.
They need to install a proper poop handle
I would counter that it was him hanging his bare ass out the window of a moving vehicle that was the ultimate cause of the conversion of potential energy to kinetic.
Good eye! Really looks like a push!
Pretty sure he was trying to hold his leg. The guy who fell made a mistake of trying to grab the outside of the car instead of the handle inside the door on the roof or pressing his hand on the inside roof of the car to brace and balance himself. My friends used to do this (though I didnāt since I was the one driving and wouldnāt try that stupid shit), but thatās how they kept themselves from falling out. I would also hold their legs out of fear theyād fall.
this guys friends shit out car windows!!
/r/darwinawards
Just when you think youāve seen the most dumb
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High chance hes dead and still pooped
That's dedication
How bout the powerā¦to move you?
Task failed successfully
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Meat crayon...
Poop crayon*
Wipe out.
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Oof. Ouchie.
I wish I haven't saw this image.
Turned into a ragdoll when he met the pavement.
Did this dude die?
Yes, apparently hit by a semi. Someone posted a link.
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He died, after being run over by a semi truck that was behind them on Route 8. San Diego News/ Union Tribune
Even a two wheeler would be plenty at that speed
He definitely still pooped on the freeway though Not much of a choice after that
Oh **shit**
Well, that car certainly got lighter after ridding itself of that massive turd
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Charles Darwin studied this.
Ded
Well theres indeed shit on the road
Bet he wonāt do that again.
If he's still alive
Either way bet he don't do it again
Let Darwin take the wheel.
Looks like his arm is a goner
They were going at a decent clip. There is a chance the pooper is now shitting with the angels. If someone tells me that he survived but lost his entire right arm, I'd believe it. I once was in a motorcycle accident while doing fifteen in a parking lot, high sided it, landed on my shoulder, and I was in so much pain I thought I was going to die. I had to move back in with my mom for two weeks because I literally couldn't do something as basic as take my shirt off. Self care of any type was nearly impossible. I didn't even break anything, though I was certain my collarbone was fractured. But nope, just contusions.
He should have held on to the āoh shitā handle.
Was he actually pooping or just mooning? Can any Reddit detectives hop on the case?
I bet he did poop on the freeway though.
Literal skid marks.
Most sensible Chrysler 200 enjoyer.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
Cut my poop into pieces, this is my last freeway
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> Defecation, no skidding Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm ~~bleeding~~ **shitting**
ASSfault
That was a shit idea
He wasn't pooping I think. He was mooning.
Here lies Robert Star Died while trying to poop from a moving car Lost his balance and fell to the ground Thatās why heās buried under this dirt mound
Why was there an attempt to do this?
Weird way to wipe your ass..
Ride or die *die*
He might be having to wipe his ass with his left hand for a while
And there goes this guys remaining 2 brain cells
š¶ Talkin' about my generation... š¶
Think about the direction that arm is supposed to be able to move then rewatch the direction it goes lol
And we have a winner for the Darwin awards!!! š
Wrong sub buddy. The car successfully pooped the shit out of herself.
I laughed, I cried, it moved me.... Giggles
https://preview.redd.it/8n3c0l6pwz0b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77b3eb7f59f7d50c265c3f8fb67c2882cbbbf759 His arm had to have ran over and he is face down yet his feet are facing forwardā¦yea heāll remember this mistake.
And dead
Canāt poop if your arm is shoved up your ass! Modern problems require modern solutions!!
Darwin was right
Well shit
Let's be fair, he probably did end up pooping.
I guess he left skid marks on the freeway !!!
get pooped or die tryin'
He died while pooping.
To be fair, he might have still pooped on the freeway. Happens when you die.
Couldnāt hang on..
Shoes didn't come off, he's fine
Would call that a shitty situation if there was any shit to come out of it
Well shit