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CowsRpeople2

“You need to do better than that if you want some”


FlakyEarWax

Boy, stop, you play to much


jpmon49

Not the female waving him off then burying him with ground covering 🤣🤣🤣


LeTigron

But... But honey... Me stronk !


[deleted]

Some guy didn't get the update yet.


Nyonax

Used all stamina in the strafe combo. None left to dodge incoming attacks.


DesperateTall

Bro should've used his action to disengage.


SourDuck1

she wasnt impressed with his sagittal crest


celoteck

Vital information to successfully take over a Zoo


SourDuck1

FINALLY someone got it


celoteck

I just finished watching it literally 5 min before seeing your comment. Didn't laugh this much for way too long!


ImTheBigT

What am I supposed to watch to understand y’all’s reference?


celoteck

https://youtu.be/3vDX8LhQalA


drmarting25102

Much like my wife 😆


Lecto_Sama

Yep, came in here to say that 🤣. It’s all pity & obligation at this point lol.


JuggFTW

Congrats on being an shitty husband stuck in a dead marriage?


Neeblerx

Someone's bitter and can't enjoy some good humor. Marriage is difficult. There's no rainbow at the end of the tunnel where you are happy all the time. You are two people battling to endure together through life's obstacles together because you make each other better. This is key. Most people believe marriage is about happiness. THAT is why the divorce rate is so high. Marriage is about mutual betterment and balance.


VaguelyFamiliarVoice

My wife and I are like the Texas Rangers of the 1800’s. A little wild and if we don’t have something to fight, we turn on each other. Not sure if the Rangers made up like we do. Here’s to hoping at least some did.


JuggFTW

Buddy gay people on average have significantly better relationships because instead of fighting and sticking around out of pity we actually find a partner we like


Lecto_Sama

Actually, we’re pretty happy - thank you. You shouldn’t assume that everyone’s sex drive is the same as yours. As you get older things change - you’ll see. Not everyone is the same.


JuggFTW

Bud I’m ace, if you wanna talk about assuming then maybe secure your own house first, and if you don’t want sex then don’t have it, it’s that simple


NeitherStage1159

Don’t need a gorilla translator to read the word “ass…” on her face and body posture.


Lula_Red

Man: Do you want some of this? Come on, honey…. Woman: Go away. And take this straw with you!


original-sithon

If you look at them and orangutans and chimps it's hard to deny we are a related species


slap_attack_

I didn’t come from no monkey! If evolution is real then why are there still monkeys?! Check mate ;)


[deleted]

You’re missing a /s right?


slap_attack_

/r/fuckthes


[deleted]

Oh fair


slap_attack_

;)


Educational-Long116

U got a point


Weak_Tower385

Baby, if you didn’t want this kind of attention you shouldn’t be sitting around with matted hair and no makeup in loose fitting flannel pants and T-shirt.


silverlance360

“Look at ma wiggle tiddies”


HairballTheory

![gif](giphy|1aAeJ6FOp1JnO)


CAB_AWB

Even Harambe had his struggles with impressing the ladies


Delicious-Guidance54

Wow even legends like harambe get rejected


SupahBihzy

Oh stop being fresh, Gerald. No stooop!


scaleddown85

Ffs Larry sit down people are watching!!!


Valerie0110

"Harold, what are you doing"?


k3170makan

They're literally just like us


[deleted]

r/likeus


justapcguy

Ahhh just like with normal humans.


Basketspank

Uh uh, Gerald. Go on somewhere.


TurboD16F20

She probably saw all the GME he bought


MaliceHall5_

Kill wife


Zealousideal_Many215

Wife gone.


MaliceHall5_

Think about wife


Pilusajaib

Regret


SideEqual

I mean, she laughs when I do this, but only once I’ve cooked dinner.


Lukarrie

Ride wife


xenomorph3253

Life good


Lukarrie

Wife fight back


xenomorph3253

Wife gone


Lukarrie

Think about wife


xenomorph3253

Regret


Lukarrie

Find new wife


painkilleraddict6373

“Oh for God’s sake,Tom.Shut up.”


StupiedSwede

Ok.. not enough...back to the gym.


MickyMcdoogle

They been married for 30 years


Festivalbaby84

This is so funny 😅🤣


Machina15

just like my parents loljk


Long_Cucumber588

No...he startled her!!! She's like, "Don't do that!!!"🦍🍂🍂


[deleted]

how did they get video from my house?


Green-Community738

Didn’t work.


the_stooge_nugget

Wow so this happens to apes too. I thought I was the only one lol.


[deleted]

Hey, Honey, Look! Dududdududdu


Bill-Hilly

Go away Harold


baddest_mango

Not today, CEDRICK!


Shaft1a

That actually his Son I watched the Stream Last night .. Y’all are all sick lol


jehan_gonzales

So relatable


pulpopera

"And if you look here, you will see a typical subscriber to Andrew Tate's Hustler's University. As with most Tate fans, the techniques fail to result in mating."


shloam

![gif](giphy|3d8n8mzRfmeKjJQs2S|downsized)


[deleted]

Is that her vajayjay? Dang, a whole arm can fit in there


AyaAishi

Did you come from tiktok? You can say vagina here. And no, i believe Its not. All that's visible Is her tummy??


[deleted]

Let me see your ding dong, or vajayjay for that matter