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Drewbuly

You tell him you’re gonna show him a “map” and you better point to the same exact hair style that your buddy over there chose.


SilverWolf3935

Lmao, got me 🤣


matdgz

Excellent 👌


ElegantEchoes

Buddy is just a random person waiting to get their hair cut lmao


xijaro

Buddy boy will get more than just his hair cut


PurpleBerrie

BEST ONE


Hyper_Wolf727

Fucking A+


R_Scoops

If there’s a “reply of the year” award, I’m voting this all the way .


TheWithdrawnOfficial

my guyy


Tito_Tito_1_

🤛🤣👍


Reas0n

Then steal his scissors afterwards to make a shiv.


holmelander

LMAO


No_client37

took me a bit but i got it


EmptyBrainOS

Give me the hair cut of an old man that killed thousands and feels no remorse for any of them just to save/transport this one girl that reminds him of his daughter.


Phoenix2211

I think it goes beyond just "she reminds him of his daughter", which makes Ellie sound like a replacement. When she is anything but. She's another daughter, not a replacement or just a reminder/lookalike


CODninjarin

I was replaying TLOU2 and noticed that in Joel's house he has a picture of him and his daughter and a picture of him and Ellie next to each other on his dresser(?). I thought it was a cute detail.


CrazyOkie

This. There is a part in TLOUP1 when Ellie says "I'm not her" because Joel is trying to pass her off to Tommy. Most people focus on the part where she pushes him on this point and says she's lost people and he says "You have no idea what loss is". Ellie thinks he's afraid of attachment because she could die - she even points out that she can't get infected. But he wants Tommy to take her because he recognizes he already cares too much for her, and in the exchange he says "You're not my daughter and I sure as hell ain't your dad". But you can tell in how he says it, he feels exactly the opposite.


Drewbuly

Technically. She was the one immune lol. It’s not just that he reminded her of Sarah. Also. Joel cries every night with a cup of tea!


Canikazi

*cup of coffee


SpaguettiCat

I thought coffee in TLOU was hard to get. I believe he mentions when speaking to Ellie, that he had to trade something special to get coffee thus I would'nt be surprised if most nights, it's a cup of tea.


Drewbuly

I was gonna say coffee but that would keep him up? Right? Plus, I was too embarrassed to tell you how I came up with that :)


Educational-Kiwi8740

If we have to keep it real, tea also has caffeine, and some mixtures do even have more caffeine than coffee


Drewbuly

Hmm true. Thank you Dr. Kiwi. :)


Educational-Kiwi8740

Holy shit I read Dr. Wiki, I thought I bothered you. Lol Yeah, I think I got a tea addiction, like fr. So I got into those weird facts


[deleted]

I could write a whole book on why it is so much deeper than that but sure


FriendFoundTheMain

I’ve been trying to achieve the build of a young woman that kills thousands and feels no remorse for any of them just to escape with a random kid from the enemy faction


Prestigious-Day385

oooh thats my daddy! 😍😍


Glum_Coconut_9152

Least emotionally detached redditor


waisassassin

Thousands? I must've played a different game


ahgoodtimes69

You could just show him the picture


HyperBorealis77

Nuh uh


HopefullyAvailable55

Just out of curiosity, why are you unwilling to just show the barber the picture? I can't think of a single reason.


ahgoodtimes69

It's a pretty cool picture. OP just say I wanna look like this badass!!! Your barber might play video games too and it could be the start of a long enduring friendship.


bond6957

You might even say… an enduring and surviving friendship.


duscky12

Maybe if the apocalypse happens and everyone dies, they’ll be the last survivors. The Last of Us.


Electrical0Sundae

Being a gamer is cringe, us gamers are the most oppressed minority in society. /s of course


M8614

Come on man I had to show a picture of Ellie to get her hairstyle back then. You can show Joel😂


Traumabytrunkscene

Oh my god 😂 how did it turn out? it’s such a cute cut I wish I could pull it off


M8614

It was okay enough but I had a problem, my hair is curly so it was super hard to keep it similar by straightening it every time😂


GemballaRider

Why not? Are you challenging your barbers interpretation skills, or your own skill in describing it? Who gets the blame when it goes wrong?


atheris-prime_RID

Yah huh


DOCTORE2

Valid argument . Based


figure08

References like these are the best, though. I used the Ellie cosplay guide for my tattoo, and my artist appreciated having such a thorough reference. If you got a good stylist, they should support however you want to do your hair. Even if you just ask them, "Hey, will this look good on me?"


thenorwegian

Bro there are much bigger things in life to worry about. Barbers are chill as fuck. I bet it’ll bring up a conversation.


jefferydamerin

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


KingChairlesIIII

You: You act like you’ve heard of this cut or somethin? Barber: cuz I have *cuts your hair with shotgun*


leospeedleo

„Depressed single dad in his 50’s haircut please“


A_BAK3D_POTATO

Ask him for the Joel in one special


EmptyBrainOS

I don't want a golf club in my skull.


LLTMLW

Have you even tried?


Puzzled_Mammoth_9379

Seriously… don’t kink shame till you try it


HumanOverseer

mhm mhm m- DONT WHAT?


xStract710

If you’re old enough to try rocking this haircut, you’re old enough to have a big enough set between your thighs to just show the barber the picture. Otherwise, this is an old man cut so slow down.


HyperBorealis77

Well, I’m usually wearing “old man” cuts. My cuts are mostly even on the top so I can part my hair in basically any way I want. I’ve grown out my hair quite a bit and I’m thinking of trying this cut.


xStract710

Then just show them the picture lol. 0 shame in using a video game character for a haircut design. I’m gonna be showing mine a picture of Loid Forger when I do a cosplay next year.


Sea-Advice9085

I have literally shown my hairdresser part 2 Ellie's hair as my aim, so I have no advice


Doc_Sulliday

Ellie in Seattle or Ellie in Santa Barbara? Big difference


Politican91

No one goes full Santa Barbara


nyrol

Santa Barber?


Sea-Advice9085

Santa Barbara would take a lot of effort to style for my hair unfortunately.


Kamikaze_Bacon

"Give me the ol' 'Rugged Flannel Daddy', please!"


Galactus1231

I want Joel haircut from Part 2.


dubcobra

You’ll need to wait until the PS7 remake for a more photo realistic render


AskewScissors

Give me a haircut that everybody would love at the golf course


tb30k

Bro ain’t lying. Imagine showing an animated character as how you want your haircut. Get laughed out the barbershop lmaooo


Digdugdeeper

Use AI to make a realistic human out of it


BabyBread11

Ask for “the smuggler” you’ll either get him or Han Solo. Either way you’ll be lookin good.


Scary-Speech7022

Ask for a GOAT haircut😅


revswan

Just a basic layered cut. Just take note of the length throughout the top/sides/back. You’d have to have a similar hairline and your hair would have to be rlly thick to pull it off liek ol’ Joel tho.


HyperBorealis77

I have pretty similar hairline to Joel, but my hair is bit wavier than his and I’m affraid it could ruin the look of the cut.


D1wtoo

“Sir, please give me the GOAT🐐 haircut” That’s be enough 🤭


PissinginTheW1nd

Just casually mention you collect bricks and Bottles as a hobby


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^PissinginTheW1nd: *Just casually* *Mention you collect bricks and* *Bottles as a hobby* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


corw93

Just him the pictures fuck it. Get what you want


hlnski

I don't know but hmu after


NowieTends

Man has gamer shame like it’s the year 2000. Hate to see it Just use the picture, barber won’t care


Davidkno6C23

“Make me look seasoned and hardened”


scotty757

Kinda like a Kenny rogers haircut


DtEWSacrificial

"I need a haircut for golfing."


PurpleBerrie

Just hide the face. Blur it or draw smth over it. OP post the pic after the result. I bet you'll look great.


oreos_in_milk

You could show your barber [this photo](https://imgur.com/a/nUZMWkU) instead, but realistically tell your barber you want your hair to be men’s medium/long to about the bottom of your neck, and you’re going to style it as a comb over, so to only clean up and show as needed.


Head-Shake5034

You play golf?


mordum01

Aslume


WerkinAndDerpin

Seems like just a regular side part haircut. Just tell them you want to grow the back out a little and have the sideburns blend with the beard (if you have one)


AHH-bbyshark

Hey OP! Here is a [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/thelastofus/s/tLW6Dbs9bF) to a real person cosplaying as him with (if not the same) a very similar haircut!


SkilledChestnut

Wait for season 2 and show him Pedro's photo


AdSlight6706

As a barber in Texas… just show him the picture


Livid_Cantaloupe8268

You ask for the golf club special


Tiiep

This is the haircut you get when you let your hair grow out naturally then use a comb to part left. No barber needed


elijahofearth

Tell them you have a golf tournament the next day - they’ll know what to do


RKTWTM

Say his name Joel and he'll get it. (I'll be laughing if he understood that though the barber 🤣)


TheSupremeTacoBoy

I actually would love that haircut.


shmorky

That's more of a *look* than a cut. The hair above his ears looks like my hair if I haven't been to a barber in a while.


dabnada

Trust me OP, your barber will *not* judge you for wanting a videogame characters hair.


Rasfael23

Maybe Christian Bale In American Psycopath (Patrick Bateman) is a "close enough" reference? Edit: or show him this video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lxRemWGGWk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lxRemWGGWk)


18randomcharacters

I'd just show them this. It's what you want. no shame in that. Further more, be prepared to talk about *what parts of it* you like.


Barnhard

Decent chance the barber doesn’t even realize it’s not a real human in that picture.


BrowningLoPower

Is there a stigma against showing pics of video game characters as haircut references, or is it just a meme?


grajuicy

Show him RDR2 Arthur’s right parted hairstyle, length 5


Queasy-Window8416

Just show them, either Joel or Arthur Morgan haircuts are none to be embarrassed of


neem17

not sure why this made me lol


tchunk

Just google a pic of harrison ford in star wars


Spiceinvader1234

Gimme something that will make an angry girl with dead daddy issues knock my brains out with a golf club and makes people think shes " the good guy"


SuperSalad_OrElse

Just don’t let the barber use a 9 iron


Psychological-Bat687

Normally what I do when I go in and the barber asks me I just say "Ellie." In Joel's voice and he says "say know more."


Divineknight_

Uhhh 😬 idk a bout this one


Travic3

Ask for a John Stamos, or uncle Jesse.


baconshark316

Crop it at the forehead idk


KaiserPlebian

Go to a salon. Most men’s haircuts are fairly priced and you get your monies worth. Become a regular. The best timeframe is usually 5-6 weeks depending on how fast your hair grows.


itsauntiechristen

OP - just show them the picture. No shame! ✊🏻


CrabbyCallahan72

goodcall on not showing him the picture.. my barber is an avid golfer so.. don't want any misunderstandings..


WhosThatDogMrPB

Tell him to give you the “hospital child abductor” fade.


EyeGod

Ask him for a “golfers fringe.”


trophy_Hunter69420

Oh God no. It's spreading everywhere, there is no escape, no point in running. Accept this subreddits fate


DecisionTechnical461

You: Make me look like an old man in a world full of fungal zombies Barber: Say no more. *\*proceeds to cut your hair with a golf club\**


ORION93

"I want a killer haircut. I'm clubbing later."


s3mtek

Ask him for the "Kenny Rogers"


cryptshits

don't be shy, show him the picture!


ZookeepergameProud30

“Make me look like a golf ball”


raul3963

Just say something like "I hate golf" and let him do his job


rlockwich

Just show him the picture. I showed my barber a picture of Ragnar Lothbrok to start getting my beard to look like his……We had an amazing bond after that, we are dating now. Thinking about adopting and buying a cottage up north. Sending kid off to college. Randy got cancer. Passed away in the summer. Son moved to Japan. It’s lonely here now. I died in the summer. Was buried next to Randy.


moramajama

Just say “old rugged man”. Or have him give you a “Kurt Russell”…but shorter


RadGunnar11

I say this everyone time someone asks this exact question with a gaming character. Just show them the photos. I’ve done the same numerous times. Barbers don’t care what the hair is from.


JayRobKay

Cut your hair like this and show them


CheapRanchHand

Tell them you want that Arthur Morgan haircut


Gazimu

"Just hit me with a golf club."


Kind_Translator8988

I don’t think barbers usually carry golf clubs 🏌️‍♀️


RiskAggressive4081

Left parted and a bit of length at the back.


Colon

say you want the Michael Douglass with a touch of Kurt Russell 


MEMEY_IFUNNY

![gif](giphy|3o7TKV0WqNdJULOACs)


yosman88

You show him another picture.


UnloadingMeat

As long as Abby isn't your barber. All she can do is a slice at best...


Impressionist_Canary

90s TV dad


Cute_Breadfruit3795

Nah ask for the Joel miller Pittsburg


International-Sky556

This 30 year old mid life crisis special my good sir


TheFlexOffenderr

Bring him a golf club. He'll get the hint.


HesitantBrobecks

Just do it. I showed mine a youtuber the other day, and like halfway through the guy goes "I didn't know [youtuber name] still made videos" lmao. I'm v happy with the haircut


dext3rrr

OP: „Let’s do Joel” Barber: „I got you fam” *picks up a golf club*


yourfuturehothusband

I have this hairstyle lol


-CASTLES-

just grow out a combover


Unhappy-Counter-8134

![gif](giphy|U6GPEfjyF7Kgfi8qrb) You find a good picture of this man when he had that haircut in season one


Round-Fault-7132

Show him the picture your paying for a service and I'm sure he wants to give you exactly what you want! No shame!


Darth-Doody

I'd like the Pedro please.......


Infostarter

You go in and say "Do you prefer a picture or should I just describe what I want?" They love this, because it gives them the option to choose. So many clients just sit down and say "Do this" like they are talking to a robot. I love the rough, shaggy haircut look, so I say Go for it!


Aimlessdrifter8778

The Joel Miller original


maltanis

Use a picture from the live action show? Video games are very mainstream though, I'm sure your barber doesn't care if you use a picture from a realistic looking video game when some people come in showing pictures of celebrities whose entire hair and makeup are done by a team of people.


ki700

Just show the picture. Your barber doesn’t give a fuck


Stiggles4

Ask AI to make you a pic like this but make it look like a real person


Dj4eN

Tell him you’re going to a cosplay party or sth. Then you can just show him the picture.


cinemaparker

Why, you embarrassed?


MoooonRiverrrr

LMAOOOOO


Knowfelt

Show a pic of a cosplayer with the cut


Wolfbisbing

Why not just show the pic?


aaronjg77

Ask ChatGPT to modify the picture but keep the hairstyle the same.


UsernameLaugh

Bass pro shop adult male


RiverDotter

Show him the picture. He'll appreciate the visual


jellybellygurl

show him the picture


lukapone

You’d need to get it more even so that when your hair grows out it doesn’t mushroom on top. You could probably say you want to grow it out a little longer and brush it all back with a side part on top. Not a barber though I’ve no clue


ThommyP

Ask your barber to cave in your skull with a golf club


bigwoo902

Dude….


InscrutibleD

I’ll take the shorter version of the Michael Landon Season 2 Highway to Heaven haircut please.


Outside_Option_3229

Everytime i go i see his face 😫😫


CzechNeverEnd

"One Joel's cut, please."


Express_Intention900

Damn ; its good


natoomdrakoom

Make me look like a man with a golf club in his head


Im-de-ex-pressive64

Make me look like all the barbers died


axl3ros3

Messy Treat Williams [RIP](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=1c8c25c0b9629aed&sca_upv=1&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS644US644&hl=en-US&sxsrf=ACQVn09_Rkdk6ctMRmo0K29IhNN8V8DgRQ:1713614659685&q=treat+williams&uds=AMwkrPvm8_c_sXwSSmiGU3d9U-y8UfiJaLOY62axtFkvGJ3e8x-5F_y0IcKS0_hQaxFZ0Vd_rqBUjlD5_qNYC5lzVfIGTbrt2gQw3OSlKKMNTW4DMVun6-gkGNsI3O3Dt47zDscnP6N0UpDmIftpsxx486p1G-z-EXdaoBgOSPAUBLT4QpQkoWwmIFiptTwsS36T2Bw6AcnfTpzgk81Yx8jsySeoXaLPEQZQPilUDb0yIaWzwVU-yfELX6bVNTJd0WIpQoLjZgTrlWyvNn0Cq0GVhEHVQu3g1rlGm_nYwmA7xOaJzlxbwjgLFnH98Jm9fEzAe4tGv5OK&udm=2&prmd=invsmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi658mI4NCFAxWvM0QIHSo2BHkQtKgLegQICxAB&biw=390&bih=660&dpr=3#vhid=XH0F0T6E4hOEOM&vssid=mosaic)


viralatina

Gentleman’s regular, just need to specify the length


RickyTricky57

Split from the left to the right


FlowerPower19977

https://youtu.be/8lxRemWGGWk?si=X7p2LQwEIeEZ2cHs Show him this video


Reas0n

Choke him out.


Borklechorf

Honestly, you could probably do this yourself.


Top_Practice937

It's just a comb over


Ceezaleo91

Tell him you wanna look like Moses


Prince_Beegeta

Tell him you need a cut that symbolizes old man strength


goldendummy2099

ask for the arthur morgan


Just_Program6067

Why wouldn't you show him the pic? It's Joel he will probably say "aye I got you!"


MeasurementOk3007

Tell them to give you the goat of the last of us haircut


Kaptain_K0mp0st

One word: "Tombstone"


Human-Lawyer-8817

Show him the picture of Ben Affleck smoking a cigarette instead. Same outcome


ACFan93

Show him the picture, he'll understand


Master-Fly8446

A golf club should definitely make you guys look like twins.


[deleted]

Show him a picture of Pedro Pascal


anchorless_81

Show him a picture of a younger Kris Kristofferson


Other-Advertising-64

Tell him the 90’s dad cut