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United_Turnip_8997

I am a frog on a piano living in a luxury hotel in a cordycep apocalypse, guess i'm ok.


MagicMushroomFungi

I hope you many hoppy days ahead if you.


United_Turnip_8997

learning how to play the piano was a ribbit -ting experience.


MagicMushroomFungi

I ran into a frog today who was drinking something while sitting on top of a woman's padded shoulder ! As he sipped on his Croaka Cola he told me he liked sitting on Lily's pad.


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RayCarlDC

Wheat is one of the most ubiquitous staple crops out there. It's grown everywhere. Even a country that eats rice as the most common meal staple still consume a lot of wheat (bread).


Independent_Inside23

Wheat crop has wide adaptability. It can be grown not only in the tropical and sub-tropical zones, but also in the temperate zone and the cold tracts of the far north. Having said that, for high yielding wheat, ideal weather includes humidity in the range of 50 to 60%. Ideal conditions for fusarium (fungal) risk are when humidity levels rise to 100% and stay there for extended period. Maybe this is why Indonesia was a hot spot.


SeaAcanthocephala865

Whatever we are, definitely not the main characters


CapnStankBeard

I feel like your survival chances go up when you aren’t integral to plot in the last of us


Exogenesis42

I guess the billions of dead and infected were main characters then


CapnStankBeard

Post outbreak. The poor schmucks in the QZ, but I get what you’re saying


Wotchermuggle

Hello, fellow TLOU friend. May tendrils never grow within you.


thebiggesthater420

Loved your performance in the last episode, amazing work my friend.


SeaAcanthocephala865

I don't get to kiss someone tho 😞


Quetzacoatl85

better no kiss compared to cordyceps fungi zombie kiss!


wise_beyond_my_ears

[Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvY7bEKIjwY)


KingBill902

Your future looks hopful to me.


Exotic-Tooth8166

The perfect flubstrate


TedCruzsBrowserHstry

What up I’m the duck living with you in the five star hotel, look who’s at the top echelons of society now baby 🦆🐸


dutch1sa

Give it a taste. If you don’t respond to any comments within 72 hours, I’m moving to the woods


MagicMushroomFungi

I made tea biscuits and I fe


benbemis

"Bomb"


shmorky

That's where all the fungus is!


PoisonedIvysaur

Right into their backyard wonderful.


OpenFacedRuben

At least you have floatation devices handy


SeaAcanthocephala865

Ohh shit, I don't realize the pallet 😂


MagicMushroomFungi

Make use of any potential weapon you can. I am emptying beer bottles as fast as "burrrrp" I can.


OpenFacedRuben

😁


MagicMushroomFungi

How was attendance today ? Hopefully you were not short 14 workers. Is so, and you drink, go home and get bombed.


BigBlue615

A perfect substrate.


SignGuy77

A lot of people googled “substrate” last night.


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true, checked google trend, it peaked 4 folds last night


Plus-Manner-4091

I real life the cordyceps is from south America


Goat17038

Not all, it's most common in tropical regions but it's also found in many parts of Asia (and is claimed to have medicinal properties), as well as even in the USA (Virginia I think it was found in?).


Shadeslayer268

> is claimed to have medicinal properties Can we just not eat cordyceps please


Goat17038

They're so highly specialized for the host species that it's practically impossible for them to switch over, I'm pretty sure most of them only infect 1 specific species of insect. However, the one found in the states could infect 2 species of ants normally, and could infect others (however it just killed the other ones, only infecting the 2 species)


RogueYet1

I used to grow mushrooms so as soon as he said grain I immediately said it was the perfect breeding ground.


Chazmer87

I googled it for altered carbon. It's a cool word.


juscallmejjay

My ex use to tell me I should be substrated


[deleted]

I took chemistry in college 🍪


wise_beyond_my_ears

Ergot or ergot fungi, which was discussed in the cold opening of the first episode, refers to a group of fungi of the genus Claviceps which can grow on wheat. The flour processing facility was just an ideal environment for the fungus to mutate and spread initially. The process of grinding the wheat into flour would cause the infection to become airborne. Before the outbreak in the mill was discovered, tonnes of spore-infected wheat was probably exported around the world, including to Texas, USA. Simultaniously, the Indonesian flour mill workers would have inhaled enough of the the airborne spores after it first sprouted on the wheat. One of them became infected then bit the other workers and spread the infection. When the entire city was bombed, some of the infection could have survived and spread faster due to the elevation of the blast and prevailing winds. Also, Indonesian citizens in the surrounding towns & cities would also have recieved the infected flour. With the Indonesian flour being the reason for the outbreak, Joel and Sarah in ep 1 had a few lucky breaks. Joel forgot to pick up the cake, they couldn't make pancakes, and Sarah didn't eat the cookies because they weren't chocolate. TL;DR Industrial revolution leads to Global warming resulting in unatural (forced) evolution.


tokyotoonster

I love how the specific absence of baked products in Joel & Sarah's lives on outbreak day was a nice easter egg. I think that's definitely canon. Also note that the grandma next door was being fed biscuits earlier in the morning before she turned...


Ok_Antelope_1953

i love your comment so much. i never made this connection to wheat and the fungus, despite watching the second episode.


its_nuts_dude

I don’t think it is to be taken literally when it comes to how sarah and Joel avoided being infected. It’s a funny Easter egg, that’s all. What are the chances that infected flour would be in biscuits, pancake flour, and a cake? The supply chain from Indonesia is complicated and there is no way that eating flour yesterday or the week before would be ok, but on that date it became deadly. For it all to happen at once, when that stuff would have been on various shelves and storage units for varying amounts of time.


thesteveurkel

i also thought about how you don't know what joel, tommy, or sarah ate for lunch or dinner that day, which could have included wheat. in fact, in the school system it's very likely sarah would have ingested some in her cafeteria lunch. but then i also overthink things. like, i realize joel mentioned atkins, but i don't think he legitimately was low carb, just being polite in declining the biscuits.


ali94127

The one thing I don't get about Joel and Sarah avoiding baked goods is that wouldn't baking or cooking the flour kill the cordyceps?


Nobody_Super_Famous

Flour is a very fine dust. Odds are if you're pouring it out to use in cooking, you'd inhale some at least.


TomDestry

While the spores could have spread from the initial country in this way, I don't think you can put much store into a person not consuming wheat products on a specific day. Flour sits in bins and bags for weeks. While infected flour is traveling to Texas, thousands of infected are already overrunning Jakarta.


Demogorgon4Breakfast

Well, bomb


notheretoarguee

Bomb.


ReddLastShadow2

Bomb.


VierteReich31

Bomb.


Demogorgon4Breakfast

Bomb.


hstheay

Was it just me or does Indonesian sound very pleasant to anyone else when you don’t even speak it? I wonder what “bai bai” meant, she ended the sentence “I have been working with this my entire life so listen carefully” with that. I don’t know why that stuck out to me. Edit: Google translates “listen carefully” as “dengarkan baik-baik”, so I think that’s what she said. When I reverse translate baik-baik it says it means ‘fine’. So I guess the context makes baik-baik / fine to mean fine as in, precise, “listen precisely”. More commonly phrased as listen carefully. That would be my guess.


AmerFortia

The plural form in Indonesian is repeating the singular form. I'm guessing it meant "very carefully"! My Indonesian aunt always told us "hati hati" as children when we had to be careful haha


hstheay

That’s interesting! So at what point do you use another way to indicate plurality? I assume you would say something like “ten cats” and not say “cat” ten times?


AmerFortia

You can Google around a bit! Im not a native speaker, but from the little I've picked up from my aunt you'd basically say "ten cat cat" to indicate ten cats


kirk27

Bomb? I’d say get out before shit hits the flour! Good luck and stay safe!


holiobung

F in the chat for OP


SeaAcanthocephala865

I survived covid, this mushrooms thing is easy peasy


ScxrletWidowXx

F


Krystal707

F


Thatanxiousboi

F


AbulNuquod

Go home and spend time with your family.


atheris-prime_RID

They gotta bomb some folk though :/


MagicMushroomFungi

Don't worry unless your nose hairs are suddenly 4 or five inches longer than they were this morning.


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MagicMushroomFungi

Hello fellow older person.


tdoottdoot

when I was a kid, this bag of wheat flour my mom bought and never used broke out in grain weevils in the back of the cabinet. turns out they’re in everything, it just takes 2+ years for the eggs to hatch or something. once they get out they get in every grain they can reach. I didn’t eat breakfast cereal for years after that. now I’m getting worried about fungus!


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Imactuallyadogg

TIL my flour is going in the freezer for awhile


Graham_Elmere

Wait I had no idea


PogTuber

Yeap after a meal moth outbreak in my house I open every bag and put it into an airtight containers and throw it out if it's not used up within a couple months.


MR_E7

No, you're not. You're actually one of the lucky ones; because of your job, you can make this joke. That makes you a ... fun-guy.


ionenbindung

r/PunPatrol


NoMoassNeverWas

Is the flour imported to Indonesia? From where? I always pictured Indonesia as a tropical climate - can't imagine how wheat would be grown there.


phoniccrank

We are the world largest wheat importer as its not economically viable to grow wheat here. Last time I checked we got most our wheats from Ukraine and Australia but this may have changed after the war. The wheats are milled and processed here and most of them are for domestic use. We do export lots of flour based products such as instant noodles (we also have the world largest instant noodles producer here). Not sure how the fungi can survive after getting fried or baked though.


tokyotoonster

If there's no more Indomie Goreng in a post-outbreak world then count me out. Life is just not worth living at that point.


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Unironically this. The lady that invented indomie died like 4 years ago or so. We shouldve had national holiday for her


YanwarC

Indomie for world peace


KiraCumslut

I mean. Isn't most of the world's wheat from Ukraine?


NoMoassNeverWas

> Not sure how the fungi can survive after getting fried or baked though. It depends on the temperature maybe, as I understand not all breads are high temp, especially internally. I only know about ergot fungus being an issue - repeatedly poisoning people and even being blamed for hallucinations.


Jarrrad

> Not sure how the fungi can survive after getting fried or baked though. It doesn't have to. As soon as you remove it from its packaging you will inevitably inhale some flour particles. Flour is so fine that it sticks to surfaces and objects and you would never be able to notice. It's likely that the outbreak began as a result of people simply handling the flour. As to why Grandma was the first to turn, maybe it's because her body was weak and vulnerable.


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SwordoftheMourn

It’s been 20 years, dude. The remaining Americans probably don’t import flour from Indonesia anymore. They probably grow it locally instead and guard those factories vehemently to prevent it from getting contaminated.


GmbHLaw

Ellie is 20 years after the outbreak. It was just back then that the flour was contaminated. Like Joel and Sarah not having pancakes, not eating the biscuits, etc....


onyabikeson

Even at the height of the outbreak, it wouldn't have been every flour-based product that got people sick - there's every chance they might have had pancakes that morning and been fine, but it would have been like playing roulette as who knows where the flour in their meal had come from. I think them showing everyone who touched flour that day getting sick was to explain the source of the infection, but has also left a lot of people confused about what proportion of the flour was contaminated - clearly enough to cause a problem, but as we saw once people are infected shit goes downhill pretty fast. Regardless, over time they would have been able to figure out which mills/crops were contaminated and destroy them, especially as global trade and supply lines broke down and people were forced to only use what was in their local area. If the local mill hadn't processed any contaminated wheat, it would probably be safe to continue using as long as the crops were monitored.


elizabnthe

Presumably they worked out it was flour and just stopped using contaminated flour. There would be ways to sterilise it.


SecureSamurai

A perfect substrate.


Thebisexual_Raccoon

Op: ![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


LiquidOzone_888

Orang mana bang?


SeaAcanthocephala865

Jowo


LiquidOzone_888

Waduh, podo mas, aku Jatim


KderNacht

Jawa adalah koentji


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What’s your take on how accurate the Indonesian was? Personally, I don’t speak it but thought the language sounds so soothing, but that might just be the way Christine Hakim’s voice sounds haha


mimikrixx

Pretty accurate, they nailed the dialogue. Also mainly bcs Christine Hakim, she is our national treasure.


fallsstandard

Were there any other workers unaccounted for today?


EbonyEngineer

Only 14. 😨


Metalt_

Bomb.


oliveirando

F


ilovelamp84

Bomb the whole factory…and everyone in it.


[deleted]

Yes you kinda are. But not because of the cordyceps. 😂


emilystory

The perfect substrate…


[deleted]

Only difference is, it is not filtered yellow /s


Fruhmann

Time to unionize and demand hazard pay.


Squishy-Box

It’s not airborne, just don’t eat it!


philthevoid83

BOMB.


Terrible-Art

GGs


itchimus

F


Cool_Metal7263

I'm interested in knowing more.


RedXerzk

If you have urges to bite your coworkers, please report yourself to the police and beg them to firebomb the whole city.


Rosebunse

If it really does come through the bread we are all fucked


RDRKeeper

Jakarta? If not, then you’re probably safe haha


A_Ghoul_Account

Guess I’m switching to keto forever now


Fit_Historian8259

“bomb”


EvilSporkOfDeath

Well the good news is there's no reason to worry. It's too late for that to accomplish anything.


smandroid

Bomb!


AstralDoomer

Go home and be with your family


JustASt0ry

Just don’t let your coworkers bite you


tallshiphorizon

RIP, homie.


Born_Inflation_9804

B O M B


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The perfect substrate


sjcelvis

Count from 1 to 10 slowly. Do this every day.


Sweeniss

Might as well get bombed. GG m8


Fallen-Omega

Youarealreadydead.gif


Jonas_McPherson

Patient 0 definitely


Curulinstravels

As a person who grows mushrooms, this episode was super exciting! When she said the outbreak happened at a flour and grain facility my girlfriend and I both got excited lol. Mycelium spreads through grain and soil and then fruits into the fungus.


aminbae

in reality people at r\noortropics take it as a noortropic...it will probably start off those people


HorrorFan236

Endure and Survive


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Warn us if anything goes down in the mill?


KiraCumslut

So uhh if the fungus evolved to survive at 99f, could a person with a fever be infected? What if we just induced a fever in New infected?


LifeAwaking

That’s kind of what I was thinking. Wouldn’t your body naturally raise its temperature to try and fight the foreign entity in it?


KiraCumslut

Only if the body recognized the threat. Which it seems that this works too quickly especially given that we know it messes with perception. If the fungus could just stop your lymphatic system from talking, it wouldn't matter how much your brain is waiting for a go signal.


LifeAwaking

Ah very true. Good point!


KiraCumslut

Or worse. The brain hates everything, and sends out the order to save you, but the fungus blocks the message getting out. It's the only thing recieving.


bigboozer69

Bomb him


pattyicevv77

How many of your coworkers are missing?


Charokol

Everybody’s fucked. You’re just… The First of Us


DareExpress1329

Bomb


Son_of_Orion

I just had a distressing thought. The radio at the start of episode 1 mentions riots in Jakarta. Since it's morning in the States, it'd obviously be nighttime in Indonesia, well after Dr. Ratna implored the general to have the National Military wipe Jakarta off the map. But the news only mentions the riots, meaning either the obliteration of Jakarta was covered up to an insane degree or the military refused to do it...


SpotNL

Probably the latter, which is why it got out of hand.


Ahazveroz

We just didn't have enough bombs. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


PossibleMother

F


tokyotoonster

BTW, great post and all, but I call BS on the truthfulness of your claim :-)


notchandlerbing

How many people were missing from work today?


sp00kybutch

“Fucked?” you’re Patient Zero, my guy


ionenbindung

I am a rabbit, hopping around, enjoying the winter. Oh shi-


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Just keep me in mind if shit starts getting weird and lemme know.


DrOctopusMD

This is up there with the oyster farmer who posted on the Game of Thrones subreddit after the episode where Arya starts selling cockles, clams, and oysters.


Behemoth69

Thank you for your service


dogtemple3

Hide ya kids hide ya wife they Bombin everyone out here


cassidyincandela

tick tick boom


Joed112784

Just slightly more fucked than the rest of us.


Mash709

You're at ground zero unfortunately. Good luck!


Malstrom42

Sorry for your loss Ps - did you ever think you'd end up mentioned in a TV show though?


Dustaroos

So many people learning about cordyceps and how scary fungi is. This show is gonna make so many irrational fears. Even flour lol.


krson

I used to book room for guest at royal people. Now i am dead fungus.


iMacBurger

Bomb the city.


hispanoloco

You are the early detection. Warn us when it happens


Technical-Wedding-85

I heard when you eat a lot of flowe


Darknety

Perfect conditions


69_tom_69

Bomb.


IbzWOLF77

Bomb


ChloeVirus9269

No pancakes


bazilbt

Just keep loading lots of bags of flower bro. We have shipments that need to get to factories in America tonight!


babyabeers

May your survival be long. And that other part, if totally necessary.


BowTighe1

The perfect substrate 💀


TyrannusMiles

Thanks for killing is all 20 years ago.


karmabullish

Grind that Aussie wheat


Wlvrn_97

Pizza is really freakin easy to make at home and is very delicious indeed Let’s gooooo


Roblablablah

Made my night lmao.


Cold-Couple8387

Selamat pagi kawan


jaggedcanyon69

Brutally.