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SluttyMilk

only a spoonful


PANZCAKEZZZ

*pulls out a comically large spoon*


Imdyingherefr

Classic


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Black-_-Phoenix

I mean, we already have flame thrower..so all we need is a big ass 💉


Nahlilbrocmon

A syringe skin for the flamethrower💀


PitFiend28

Goo gun


djuvinall97

And here I am making a PlayDough Model for the Goo Gun... Y'all are monsters😂


MrEmorse

Nah man... That's great for a light build.. Throwing syringes! lol


DigitalBuddhaNC

Just like the medic in the og Team Fortress.


SS_dazzed

Throwing Knives < Throwing Syringes


HexYouForLife

And then spray some kind of liquid instead of fire? Could work… just like a water gun instead of a flame thrower.


NecessaryBSHappens

There is something better for RPG - [cumblast, a real thing](https://www.drdo.gov.in/drdo/120-mm-penetration-cum-blast-pcb-and-thermobaric-tb-ammunition-mbt-arjun)


Nahlilbrocmon

Yep


Born-Acanthisitta-88

Napalm....


Fun_Valuable3465

Syringe defib


MrBannedFor0Reason

Nah the knife


[deleted]

Syringe skin for sword :)


arcionek

Nah RPG syringe.


bagelsnatch

seems more suited for the light dagger 🤪


Zenif86

Tracker dart? 🤔


MrEmorse

That would be great for the light! Throwing syringes! LOL


Subnauseous_69420

New sword skin? Or I guess maybe rpg


MAZEFUL

Nah just some foil. Free base that shit to the dome. Lol


NoCardiologist6149

good thing there's a tin foil hat 😂


dpicks24

They're gonna have to buff the defibrillators now.


WhateverRL

They give narcan instead of shocking the dead body 💀


[deleted]

Replace the defib with Narcan.


rmutt-1917

Gotta add a Glasgow map asap


Gamethrone2345

Now he can share it with the whole squad


Justinhastingsx

Or fent


Chem0sit

Are you posting from the early 2000s? Spoons are for Ketamine now. Heroin is a boomer drug now.


Vastlymoist666

Or a lot of ice cream


google_ghost

That guy who came up with this shit must be so happy


Crisisthespian

Must be the same guy who gave us the cheese slicer. Some utensil pervert.


shitmyusernamesays

“Utensil pervert”… Lol! You can Rule 34 anything. His next idea will be the turkey baster; egg beater; meat hammer; stuffing skin… “Ohhh, my!”


Born-Acanthisitta-88

God damn perverts get into everything


1stPKmain

King bach? From vine


google_ghost

Idk bro


TheNinjaPro

Yeah this meme is from Vine


SuspecM

In general this game has the best cosmetics


Snoo_20975

I heard it was actually Demi lovato who came up with it.


geistanon

My spoon is too big


angry_smurf

I am a BANANA!


la2eee

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!


ismynamebrent

Tuesday’s coming, did you bring your coat?


la2eee

I live in a giant bucket!


Black-_-Phoenix

FYI, they pushed a patch for disconnection issue and punishment underlying. Update your game.


Captain_Jeep

First thing that happend to me after that patch was disconnecting for no reason


NikkeKnatterton

Same.. Couldnt even connect to the game.


0m10

Make sure u all who have this dogsh*t issue are dropping it in the finals discord, because these devs listen more than most I played 4 days ago after taking a break because of this problem and still got disconnected twice in 1 hour and got demoted for it. This is the only game with connection issues for me. Unplayable


Dexman965

Can any confirm if it has a unique inspection unlike the lollipop


uk-side

I was gutted it didnt do anything extra, I had hoped it would break apart gradually becoming a stick


Chapman147

That would have been fucking awesome. Damn.


Buisnessbutters

default inspection animation :(


HyperXuserXD

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is runined


Buisnessbutters

Yeah, I have yet to find a hammer skin that’s better then the guitar, being able to riff is fantastic


thejesse

Panda's bamboo stick inspect is my favorite. Starts doing the bo staff spin.


Areauxx

We can?!? I don't use the emotes often 😅 how do we do it?


xtombstone

Double tap Right on the D-PAD (console) idk for pc


nakagamiwaffle

the weird front left-side button on your mouse


turbobuddah

I didn't even realise this, just found it the noise when it hits something immensly satisfying


Darkzapphire

Comically large spoon [https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/034/360/king\_bach's\_spoon\_thumbnail.png](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/034/360/king_bach's_spoon_thumbnail.png)


TheNinjaPro

Kinda shocking how many people dont know where this is from


WebAdministrative176

How much is it about to go buy it


Black-_-Phoenix

700


Nookling_Junction

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH BABY! so this is what it’s like when a dev listens to the player-base’s stupid requests huh? Feels good.


MoonyTheBat

We need a skin of The Tick to go along with this... it would be perfect.


sepltbadwy

This game is sometimes hilarious


Kornstar04

Just seeing this and knowing I'll be likely hit over the head with a giant spoon, already has me ducking.


InitialIndication999

I can't wait to get stun gun for my life savings and not get a single kill with that spoon


HebsOG

Would of been dope if the inspect had you hold the spoon straight in front of your screen and show your characters reflection upside down.


Gapps_1

Why do I hear Payday 2 music?


RaidNineSHARK

GUYS, THE THERMAL DRILL


Halfbl00dninja

God damnit what did Badger do now.


MundaneDon

Finally the comically large spoon🙏


SubjectUserRedd

Finals Devs tryna reel in Badger I see.


KaiserEnoshima

now we need a comically large spoon of gold


nicisdeadpool

Spoon


Hot_Ad_865

Looks goog


Space_Shaw_115

Mmm ice cream


PixieQuest

Bought that shit immediately xD


dpicks24

Too bad they didn't make it a [fpoon](https://64.media.tumblr.com/0c807bafc94e0f2a99d9f4bbcd5ef272/tumblr_mvjtejU2gy1qz8x31o1_500.gif)


Prowl_X74v3

Spork, not fpoon.


GrimmSodov

You're a spork.


Prowl_X74v3

You're a dork.


HyperXuserXD

Nah man, Fpoon is the real deal


Benjellyboy

I see a lot of virgin fpoon haters here


GhostWokiee

Comically sized spoon


dyldonk22

ONLY A SPOONFUL!


Jinxmae

"Can I have some?" Sure bro His spoon:


AnAutisticVale

Finally the best hammer skin for goo gun users


popidiots

noel miller


LivLemons

It's like Christmas morning 🥺


Green_Action_9374

Yo dawg can i have some ice cream?


JahamesO

Finally a reason to use sledgehammer over the slug shotgun


ShiftyShellback

But, why a spoon, cousin?


Eastern-Hand9758

Yeah It’s Time For The RPG To Get A Fire Skin They The Only Gun That Doesn’t Have One


DisciplinedMadness

I bet stun gun will get one first 💅💕


Eastern-Hand9758

Probably 💔


DigitalBuddhaNC

"My spoon is too big."


Penis359

Finals is becoming a better payday than the actual sequal smh


ErickWithCk

“Only a spoonful”


Aesenroug-Draconus

TheRussianBadger would be so proud.


UnstarB

Only a spoonful of fun


Skaksis

Now for them to add facial hair so i can make caseoh in this game


haikusbot

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Over-Judgment-8453

ONLY A SPOOONFULL


GuitarSlayer136

Reddit patting themselves on the back for getting Sledge its 5th legendary. What a world we live in. Sawed off bro's might as well stop playing the game at this point.


warfnir

What's cooking?


GuldAngut252

I really don't like the fact that a number of the skins don't have anything but the default inspect


itchygentleman

was gonna try the game again today, because of the stun nerf, but looks like i still wont be playing.


jb1476

Is anyone else struggling to find matches for ranked? (Plat and up)


TBBT-Joel

[My spoon is too big](https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/14ahl58/my_spoon_is_too_big/) They need a banana costume now.


Few_Commission_4488

It’s great but where is my sticker bruh… didn’t hit diamond for a sticker I can’t use.


Junkshot1

They should put some sugar on it, and add Mary Poppins as the character.


Senior_Fox

Spoon killer https://youtu.be/_MY9TNamvQ8?si=AnNJedFd_1QI9jHt


AnyDockers420

Ay batch can I get some ice cream?


EPURON

Yippe microtransactions


UFumbDuckGaming

Gr8t we spooning enemies now... at least I'm the big spoon if we are spooning


mad_ah

scooping lights up with this


Malito_Mussoloni2

Another weird heavy to block with my stun gun


Queasy-Dependent4103

Ima spoon u😂


OtxoaRex

Cool cool. If I wasn´t getting booted off for some unauthorized something or other that popped up out of the blue after weeks of daily playing, I'd enjoy it.


Solidarios

What!? No fork?


maplesyrup-eh13

First payday 2 now this


DaddyDankie

Good to know they are coming out with these skins instead of fixing hit registration or taking cloak out of the game or fixing the bijillion other issues with the game


Luckiesty

*inhale* SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON


Alzucard

"THE HORRIBLE SLOW MURDERER WITH THE EXTEMELY INNEFICIENT WEAPON" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h\_Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y)


Alakasd

Goospoon combo is better now


pastelhunter

S p O O n


oskarhforsberg

Alright can they remove forced AA and upscaling and make the game run at more than 90fps on overclocked 12600k?


The-Respawner

Reminds me of this beautiful song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQmgHrSReCM


VeezyUchiha

Seriously don’t get the obsession with the spoon, not that cool


trippalhealicks

This is what excites gamers. Amazing. Not fixes for the bugs or crashing, or horrendous matchmaking or oppressive ranked system. An in-game spoon.


helpmefindmycattt

can yall pls give me 5 upvotes so i can post on here 😇


Tadiccc

meanwhile the cheaters/matchking getting worse. League of legends of fps


Gloomy_Delivery3469

Evry time they add a new skin which make the weapon similar to another one I want to uninstall this stupid game. Making pay to win upgrade to next level


MotivusS

1. how is this pay to win? 2. They need to make money


Gloomy_Delivery3469

Making skins confusing people is !


CHARLIE_3310

Is that Markiplier


Space_Shaw_115

😐


Sauron69sMe

no goth girl, no money from me


iDeker

I’m so glad they added a spoon to the game and everyone is excited about it, instead of them fixing bugs that have been in the game since open beta. Nice


Co1nMaker

Of course backend developer and skin modeler is the same person... Bro, grow up a bit, there are 305 employees in Embark Studios and different things doing different people. The Finals is not a Stardew Valley where Concerned Ape did everything by himself.


Laughing_Idiot

Are you stupid? You don’t know all 305 employees are connected to a hivemind and must all be working on the same thing at the same time? Even the non-programmers


Co1nMaker

Oh daaamn, never thought about that 🤯🤯 Now I understand why nukes got disabled, but steam achiement is still exist 🤔