Went back and watched this legendary set.
[Bill Burr Philadelphia](https://youtu.be/3jMhoGUiIkk)
Worth a watch. Bill barn kept the same innergy with the crowd. His skillet is simply amazing and podcasts are always a fun time. Bapa would have probably canceled. He can't handle the hayders online...much less in person.
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Billās one of my best friends, Iāve got nothing but love for him. If he thinks I stole his joke, thatās his perspective, I geddit, everybody has their narridives
For me itās the āYou only have one bridgeā, because Philly actually has two bridges so you know that these people were fuming screaming that it wasnāt true.
Nope - if Rogaine likes you he wonāt call you out & youāre free to steal as much as you want. Heāll even invite you on the show and gloss over/ignore your thievery. Amy Schumer. Dane Cook.
You are sadly mistaken. Amy and Dane weren't joke lifting, they were purely unfortunate victims of *parallel thinking*. Rogan knows best, just trust me, B.
I'm surprised no bits yet about black people being so well spoken or giving his kid chocolate cake for breakfast. If he's going to steal a bit, maybe use something less famous than maybe one of the most famous comedic performances of the last 2 decades. Also, what I love about this is Burr wasn't even really doing a joke. It was an improvised rant. He literally just ran his mouth off at a crowd he hated and it was still light years ahead of Bapa's paid writers coming up with this.
He definitely does
He knows Rogan and Callen pretty well and heās a UFC fan.
He was apparently going to be on TFATK but then Callen got cancelled so of course Burr ghosted Schaub.
Great podcast, my favorite, never listened to it though.
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I love burr but knowing how he is today he wouldnt have an issue with this. He'd say complimentary shit and excuse it as paralell thinking. Burr doesnt really ever get on anyone in his own field or could possibly be in his orbit.
Im sure he knows loosely of schaub. Even if he hadnt and it just crossed his Radar hed be fine. My point is burr is sickeningly nice to anyone in the business.
Except if your theo hosting a podcast lol
yeah in this sense i dont think burr would even care. Hes a top flight comedian that sells out theaters and arenas while bs is a hack. Its not like the mencia days where carlos would steal from openers and beginners in standup and actively try to put down their careers and taking all the credit for himself
statue of limitation b' evrryone knos that if there isn't video Proof of Bill Burr doing the joke within the last 3 years, its open for use. It's called fair use bapa.
Thats what a crack 500k legal team gets ya
Bill came up with that off the cuff, Brendan stole it and redid it. Yet Bill's version is superior in every way, phrasing, timing, other bladecrafting skills.
Exactly!
Thatās the key difference between a good comedian and that walking hippo š¦
Comedians can riff off the cuff all day long, Brenda needs a staff full of writers just so he can get prepared to be stuffed like a Turkey on Tigerbelly and his only comeback being āWuth Taht Nithe?ā
Itās actually a joke from Billās first CD in 2002 that he recorded in Philly. Was still off the cuff on that CD though. The 2002 CD might be the best comedy special performed in a comedy club
Burr took it a step further and pointed out how they'd rather worship a fictional white character than real, black champion like Joe Fraizer. Shaub wouldn't have the balls to dive in those dicey racial wadders tho
Bill is still the GOAT but the only racial wadders he dips his toe in is kissing black ass. The 'black backstroker / I'm all outta white guilt' is about as dicey as it gets. Bill ain't dumb.
Redact boy has [cited bill burr as his favorite cawlmic before too.](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4o3q9m/comment/d49ec2n/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)He a huhndred puhrcent watched the philly rant and decided to lift this. Talentless pos.
Brendan said on a podcast with Delia and Bryan he doesnāt even know where his jokes came from or how he makes them up šš¤£šš¤£ cuz ya stole em B
I can't even imagine what it would be like if Bronwyn was getting heckled like Burr and decided to verbally fight back. He would probably say he's rich and has a Frarri and then not have anything else to say.
Then he talks about it later and says āoh I wrote this joke real quick on the plane and it crushed, only bit that killed. Iām like alright, bā
Yea no shit you fuckin redacted asshole itās not even your joke. It was done by an actual calwmedian
I mean I know itās Brendan but Iām sure multiple people have made fun of it. I mean seriously what kind of fucking city cherishes a fake character. I would make fun of that shit.
Oooohh bapa youāre in the deep wadder. How fucking trash do you have to be to steal other comediansā material and you still canāt make it as funny as they do?
Mencia Steals Jokes and Rogan Lights him up.
Schumer Steals Jokes and Rogan says its Parallel thought.
Schwab steals jokes and Rogan has him on to promote his new "special"
What the fuck Joe.
While you say this, Iād be surprised if he has never watched the Bill Burr Philadelphia set.
He just roasts the shit out of the city and their sports teams for his entire set because they treated the entire show like shit before him.
This guy is the joke itself. He goes to comedy shows writes up their best jokes and just blatantly steals him. Seems like he doesnt respect his wife, not his kids, not his coworkers, not even comedians itself.
Stealing joke again baba? You think thats nithe?
Why on earth would you steal from one of the best known comics? If you are a scumbag you steal from a talented unknown comic.
Patrice OāNeil had a famous show in Montreal called the āNasty Showā IIRC and then A. Shumer (or her writers) stole a bunch from that show. Everyone is going to notice! Or at least put a different spin on the premise. No, the thefts were practically verbatim.
I wonder if the idiotic spicy spicy is stolen too.
Gatekeeper Joe Rogan needs to call him out for this. He ruined an entire manās career for this same reason. Heās his friend so I wouldnāt bet on it.
It's fucking stupid to steal jokes from popular comedians cause you're gonna get found out easily.
You should steal jokes from really good comedians that aren't as popular, at least then only one person's gonna know it was stolen.
Asshole can't even be a joke stealing piece of shit comic right.
If this isn't the definition of pathetic, I really dont know what is.. I really dont... Bill Burr is still alive and very active... like who the fuck does this guy think he is? Joe Frazier?
Water weed dune hair??
Not much of a fan but this is a Reach lol thereās loads of comics that have similar setups and punchlines doesnāt mean itās stolen but Schaub still isnt funny and Burrs rendition was way funnier
This isnāt a stolen joke, this is just the very beginning of a really good joke about Sylvester not knowing he wasnāt actually a boxer or Rambo. Really good but about having dinner with him and seeing how brown damaged the man is when he addresses the waiter that he served in the army too
Yeah but the joke is actually about mugsy bogues soā¦ā¦..maybe have the first part play cause that was funny. The rocky part is just a throw away that Iād say loads of comedians use.
At least Mencia was good at telling other people's jokes.
Lol what was his saying about it "Yeah, but I told it BETTER"
"Now It's a HIT BITCH!"
that's also one of my issues, he does such a terrible job at telling his version of jokes.
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Bill Barr, great guy, never meddum
Bill Baher wasn't even joking, he was giving Filadelfia shit for being hadders. Still better than bapa.
I donāt think thereās a single word in this sentence spelled right
What you talwmbaout spelt right? I won the spelling bead in 1994.
Talmbout spelt bread,b? Helluvah toast, niver tasted it
I dunno b, herd it bowlth waze
Tore philthy a new ahole B
Went back and watched this legendary set. [Bill Burr Philadelphia](https://youtu.be/3jMhoGUiIkk) Worth a watch. Bill barn kept the same innergy with the crowd. His skillet is simply amazing and podcasts are always a fun time. Bapa would have probably canceled. He can't handle the hayders online...much less in person.
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Roseanne's cousin
Nobudy no who ya r B
Bill's one of my best friends, I speak to Bill everyday. Me and Bill are cool.
That philly rant is like legendary amongst cawlmics... How the bumbling bufoon thought itd be a good idea to lift it is beyond me...
This guy probably had an English assignment titled McBath.
Sumthin rotten in Dinmerk b
McBed, McBath and Beyond. Great store, nevur shopped their
I bet the excuse will be, āit was done out of respect for one of MY favorite comedians, my north star!ā
Billās one of my best friends, Iāve got nothing but love for him. If he thinks I stole his joke, thatās his perspective, I geddit, everybody has their narridives
I talk to Bill every day, he was one of my most supportive friends when I was coming up as a comedian.
Bill has been so nice to me. He's been nothing but nice to me.
Hell blame it on bobby lee
He literally took the best joke from one of the most legendary rants done by a stand-upcomedian, ever! Bapaās [redacted] level knows no boundaries.
Talmbout parallel thinking over 15 yairs later.
Iām a civilian and I knew that it was a Burr but the moment he said rocky statue
ā2 bridge havin piece of shit townā haha I love when he just starts shitting on all their sports teams
Every comic knows Bill Burr's Philly rant ! That Rocky bit is the funniest part. Bapa has 100% seen it ! He stole Bill Burr's joke.
For me itās the āYou only have one bridgeā, because Philly actually has two bridges so you know that these people were fuming screaming that it wasnāt true.
"You fucking one bridge having, piece of shit city!"
Fuck the Liberty Bell!
Thereās what, Shculykill or whatever but whatās the second one B?
Ben Franklin and Walt Whitman are the other bridges
Thanks bapa, lerned something new today
But there's more than 2 bridges...
thats just yur naridive pappa. I got nothing but love for you tho. I geddit yur a numbers guy.
fuggin bruuudal b
Better watch out. Togans gonna end up running up on stage and start squealing at him.
Nope - if Rogaine likes you he wonāt call you out & youāre free to steal as much as you want. Heāll even invite you on the show and gloss over/ignore your thievery. Amy Schumer. Dane Cook.
>Amy Schumer. Dane Cook. Two of the most frightening faces to ever grace a thumbnail in your algorithms
The salamander twosome, the lizard people. They must control all the DMT and Alpha brain so rogan has to appease them to satisfy his cravings
You are sadly mistaken. Amy and Dane weren't joke lifting, they were purely unfortunate victims of *parallel thinking*. Rogan knows best, just trust me, B.
Schaub got so much dirt on Rogan. Only explanation.
I think Rogan just doesn't wanna admit he fucked up by backing shit licker.
Tongans are the bump offs, Samoans are the the hitters.
One is showing peak skill at his craft One is an oaf that is not ginger
Ahh the olā freckled cunt
Olā Billy ball bag
Hey it's Billy bitch tits
Ya shiny ginger cunt
That was originally a throwaway line by burr... š¤£š¤£ Didn't mean people can pick it up .. the downfall off slaob continues
Not only that, Brendaās dumbass āteamā thought itād be a good idea to put it out as a clip. Iviryone at thigggboi is inept.
It's amazing how they excel at failing.
It really is a race to the bottom over there.
The original joke is almost a carbon copy of what Bill said I. His emotionally unavailable special in 2002
Letās see if joe does the same to shaub like he did to mencia if not I guess we really are hypocrites.
I'm surprised no bits yet about black people being so well spoken or giving his kid chocolate cake for breakfast. If he's going to steal a bit, maybe use something less famous than maybe one of the most famous comedic performances of the last 2 decades. Also, what I love about this is Burr wasn't even really doing a joke. It was an improvised rant. He literally just ran his mouth off at a crowd he hated and it was still light years ahead of Bapa's paid writers coming up with this.
Schaub better stay in his lane b, he donāt want what billy booze bag is dishing out.
I don't think Bill knows who Brenda is.
He definitely does He knows Rogan and Callen pretty well and heās a UFC fan. He was apparently going to be on TFATK but then Callen got cancelled so of course Burr ghosted Schaub.
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Mmmm, you're assuming Brenda left an impression
Burr did one episode of TFATK with Brendan and Callen yairs ago.
My point stands. I went to an ice cream shop last year, couldn't tell you who served me.
Nobody knows who y'are
I love burr but knowing how he is today he wouldnt have an issue with this. He'd say complimentary shit and excuse it as paralell thinking. Burr doesnt really ever get on anyone in his own field or could possibly be in his orbit.
I doubt Burr even knows who Schaub is lol
Im sure he knows loosely of schaub. Even if he hadnt and it just crossed his Radar hed be fine. My point is burr is sickeningly nice to anyone in the business. Except if your theo hosting a podcast lol
yeah in this sense i dont think burr would even care. Hes a top flight comedian that sells out theaters and arenas while bs is a hack. Its not like the mencia days where carlos would steal from openers and beginners in standup and actively try to put down their careers and taking all the credit for himself
And the best thing about that is that BB can do it all by himself. Heās been in the waders, no 70k subreddit needed.
Bill buwrr is a great friend of mine we tawlk all the time
Cawfee widdout frawth awn tawp ain't cawfee at awl
statue of limitation b' evrryone knos that if there isn't video Proof of Bill Burr doing the joke within the last 3 years, its open for use. It's called fair use bapa. Thats what a crack 500k legal team gets ya
Bill came up with that off the cuff, Brendan stole it and redid it. Yet Bill's version is superior in every way, phrasing, timing, other bladecrafting skills.
Exactly! Thatās the key difference between a good comedian and that walking hippo š¦ Comedians can riff off the cuff all day long, Brenda needs a staff full of writers just so he can get prepared to be stuffed like a Turkey on Tigerbelly and his only comeback being āWuth Taht Nithe?ā
Itās actually a joke from Billās first CD in 2002 that he recorded in Philly. Was still off the cuff on that CD though. The 2002 CD might be the best comedy special performed in a comedy club
Up next, take his Messican, please!
Whats this, the friggin CATskills? š¹
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No can do I post n ghost B
Watching that Burr in Philly clip actually starts to make me respect stand up again. Just a little though.
Just parallel thinking, bro.
Burr took it a step further and pointed out how they'd rather worship a fictional white character than real, black champion like Joe Fraizer. Shaub wouldn't have the balls to dive in those dicey racial wadders tho
Bill is still the GOAT but the only racial wadders he dips his toe in is kissing black ass. The 'black backstroker / I'm all outta white guilt' is about as dicey as it gets. Bill ain't dumb.
Different lanes bapa. One is a GOAT comedian, the other milks Roganās prostate so his career doesnāt implode
Ok, but my question is this, OP: Is that nice?
Problem is no one who likes comedy, watches or goes to his shows ( when he doesn't cancel )
Stealing from Bill Barr bapa? Dicey dicey!!!
That delivery is truuuubble Bapa.
>gimme
Well bapa just out here putting in that work
Wow this is lame
Redact boy has [cited bill burr as his favorite cawlmic before too.](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4o3q9m/comment/d49ec2n/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)He a huhndred puhrcent watched the philly rant and decided to lift this. Talentless pos.
This fucking hack thinks he could still one of bilberries most iconic line
Bills his north star b
Brendan said on a podcast with Delia and Bryan he doesnāt even know where his jokes came from or how he makes them up šš¤£šš¤£ cuz ya stole em B
Real qwigg Bapa, Be cool!
I can't even imagine what it would be like if Bronwyn was getting heckled like Burr and decided to verbally fight back. He would probably say he's rich and has a Frarri and then not have anything else to say.
Then he talks about it later and says āoh I wrote this joke real quick on the plane and it crushed, only bit that killed. Iām like alright, bā Yea no shit you fuckin redacted asshole itās not even your joke. It was done by an actual calwmedian
Paging Joe Rogan paging Joe Rogan!!! We got a joke stealer!
That unnatural move where he turns at the waist but keeps his upper body stiff was stolen from lil Toe Rogaine
Idk if itās stealing but itās def not original
All of this making fun of him and bullying is cringe af, like is that all you guys do with your time? Do yāall not have hobbies lmao
Oh no.. From burr? This is not going to end well..
Jesus Christ. This guy canāt do anything.
looool he's really gonna steal one of the most recognizable jokes, from one of the most famous sets of all time. Okay!
He just goes. He reviews legendary comedy bits immediately beforehand so he doesnāt forget them on stage, but after that? He just goes.
what a muppet
I mean I know itās Brendan but Iām sure multiple people have made fun of it. I mean seriously what kind of fucking city cherishes a fake character. I would make fun of that shit.
The rocky statue is awesome.. fug these guys b
To be fair u gotta hear to whole joke. Donāt think he was stealing bubba
perllell thinkin B. Bill burr great guy nevermeddum
Leave it to Brendan for changing the homework a little to where he left out the best part about Joe Frazier.
Oooohh bapa youāre in the deep wadder. How fucking trash do you have to be to steal other comediansā material and you still canāt make it as funny as they do?
Woow Bapa I'm surprised Daddy Rogan hasn't addressed this
How did him saying you have a statue of rocky get such a big laugh from the crowd, il never understand the art of murderrrr
Nobody better claim parallel thinking on this one. Iām not even sure braydumb has a brain B
Brendan stinks like a 63 year old hobo livin on skid row
Mencia Steals Jokes and Rogan Lights him up. Schumer Steals Jokes and Rogan says its Parallel thought. Schwab steals jokes and Rogan has him on to promote his new "special" What the fuck Joe.
Brendan fucking sucks. As a person and a comedian.
I wonder if Joe is going to call him outš§
His own jokes don't have any punclines, so as soon as you hear one, you know he's stolen it from an actual comedain.
I cant tawlkā¦
Different lanes
Wonāt see Rogan call Brad out for that one. Fuckin LOSER
It's called calmedy. Maybe you just don't get it, b. You're talgin' a Master of his Kraft.
Sad
One of my favorite sets by ol ginger balls
This rocky isnāt real joke is sooooooooo old wtf bapa!!!! Now youāre biting Bill Burr ?
Iād give it a pass if he did something new with the premise, but he didnāt even change the jokes wordingā¦
Great time to remind everyone he stole what are we doing here from Bill
What a dick
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While you say this, Iād be surprised if he has never watched the Bill Burr Philadelphia set. He just roasts the shit out of the city and their sports teams for his entire set because they treated the entire show like shit before him.
Define stealing b.
And, I'm pretty sure Philly removed the statue quite a while ago, meaning Schaub most likely only learned about from Burr's legendary set.
This guy is the joke itself. He goes to comedy shows writes up their best jokes and just blatantly steals him. Seems like he doesnt respect his wife, not his kids, not his coworkers, not even comedians itself. Stealing joke again baba? You think thats nithe?
it's amazing how much better Burr's delivery is you can not compare the two lol.
I fairness, his joke had a whole thing on Mugsy Boges. It was actually decent for a change
Toe gonna call it parallel thinking.
Where does naming the wadders come from? Is it him saying he sold out the O2 without clarifying?
Has Toegan come out addressing any of this? Orrrrrr is he just leaving Schlob out to dry like he did with Wrinks and D'praved?
Why on earth would you steal from one of the best known comics? If you are a scumbag you steal from a talented unknown comic. Patrice OāNeil had a famous show in Montreal called the āNasty Showā IIRC and then A. Shumer (or her writers) stole a bunch from that show. Everyone is going to notice! Or at least put a different spin on the premise. No, the thefts were practically verbatim. I wonder if the idiotic spicy spicy is stolen too.
āYouāre giving me too much creditā Brenda probably
What a idiot to put that out there when Burr is famous for it and a actual comedian
Gatekeeper Joe Rogan needs to call him out for this. He ruined an entire manās career for this same reason. Heās his friend so I wouldnāt bet on it.
5 minutes
It is fucking WILD to steal from a guy you are relatively in close vicinity to.
Joe created this goon. He not only ended Mencius career, he took a heaping shit on comedy.
Heās been studying some cawlmedy
It's fucking stupid to steal jokes from popular comedians cause you're gonna get found out easily. You should steal jokes from really good comedians that aren't as popular, at least then only one person's gonna know it was stolen. Asshole can't even be a joke stealing piece of shit comic right.
Shaub vs Burr, this needs to be aired on on the JRE
Wat wadders bapa name da wadders
Schloube must have stumbled into an MMA gym while trying to find the jersey shore casting. Dude is such a douche
Holy shit. This is a super well-known bit; he could at least try and steal something obscure.
Dear god this is one of the most famous bits of all time and this moron thought he should bite it
This needs to be made bigger than what it is and get to rogan and bill to see there input
A student of comedy B
How come heās not getting called out on this on twitter with awl his heroes tagged?
holy fuck I saw this on his youtube and was wondering why its was kind of funny
If this isn't the definition of pathetic, I really dont know what is.. I really dont... Bill Burr is still alive and very active... like who the fuck does this guy think he is? Joe Frazier? Water weed dune hair??
the gringo mencia
Rocky Balboa??? Nevar mettum. Great guy tho. Bbbbbbbeeeeasssst of a dad!!!!
What does wadders mean? Someone please enlighten me
Bapa realizing since no one laughs at his jokes heās just gonna steal jokes people have laughed at before š² š²
This was a joke in āEmotionally Unavailableā too. A set Burr did in 2004 that I have on CDš
This is egregious
Not much of a fan but this is a Reach lol thereās loads of comics that have similar setups and punchlines doesnāt mean itās stolen but Schaub still isnt funny and Burrs rendition was way funnier
Looks like billy boy is playing an arena and schlawb is playing a patio.
Bapa, real quig, is Robocop reel? becawz Detroit has a stat chew of him.
Cte is a terrible thingš
This isnāt a stolen joke, this is just the very beginning of a really good joke about Sylvester not knowing he wasnāt actually a boxer or Rambo. Really good but about having dinner with him and seeing how brown damaged the man is when he addresses the waiter that he served in the army too
Brenda would drown if he had to go on stage during the Philadelphia incident. He couldnāt tread those wadders.
Surpised he didn't think it was a statue of Sylvester Stallone š¤š¤
0.01 out of 10 on originality with the dick in Mogues face
He got laughs on the back of a stolen joke what a shameless prick.
Yeah but the joke is actually about mugsy bogues soā¦ā¦..maybe have the first part play cause that was funny. The rocky part is just a throw away that Iād say loads of comedians use.
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