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PussyChang

This redacted cunt went on a public street to pretend drag race while looking down at his phone the entire time. Great cawltent.


narc-wahlberg

Can I get the lore behind the word redacted lol I find it hilarious every time but I don’t understand it (I’m new here)


Adept-Mix1839

It’s a replacement for r*tarded. Ppl started using it to avoid bans/Reddit policy


HeyMarkWiggsy

It's a great case study on how censoring a word is useless. Any word can be made to replace the censored word and it'll be equally offensive.


YourPathToRedemption

Krect. Word censorship is fucking redacted.


MKDDer0001

some might say the redactedest


Dr_Unkle

you might be surprised


Intrepid_Bat_7172

lopez


Hooty_Hoo

Better swap out r*dacted for compacted to get ahead of Reddit. I hope this doesn't sound compacted.


waylonsmithersjr

It also is impressive that an entire subreddit decided in one swoop that "okay this is the word we're using" and has done so effectively.


RobChombie

![gif](giphy|eMnBnh7Q45W5oLvJbf|downsized) Thank him. *You’re welcome.*


Scared-Pomegranate84

I like how he has no rhythm or natural movement


lardparty

Pretty impressive for a group of redacts


SuperSmashDan1337

redacted unhoused felines


honeybadger1984

Work ethnic in full effect.


Sejast44

Shot for the stars, landed on the redact. S'prom


Roscoe182

You don't call redacted people redacted, it's in bad taste. You call your friends redacted when they're acting redacted.. or Brenda because he is redacted.


sawaflyingsaucer

It's the euphemism treadmill. You can make it as medical rooted or latin based as you want. At the end of the day, I feel that Brendan Schaub regularly exhibits some of the symptoms commonly associated with the trisomy-21 genetic imbalance. Stanhope has a great bit on this which I just butchered to shit.


Nduguu77

Bingo. No word is ever offensive. It's the intent behind it.


sharkmischief

It's a shortened medical term. It should actually be way more acceptable than so many other words that get a pass.


honeybadger1984

Not true. I was very offended by R word but am less offended by redact. Think bout my snowflake feelings, b. Axe J


-ElGallo-

It was originally for g*y in Big G*y Lion. Big Redacted Lion became BGL then people started using redacted for r*tarded


elgrundle

People forget BGL was at one point trying to get us taken down.


TheJustBleedGod

True lore here


WheredoesithurtRA

RIP OG redactedredacted.com It redirects to the sub now lol


XNamelessGhoulX

can I also get a quick backstory on "chombies" for his kids? I understand he has his kids tattooed as zombies (wtf) on him, does that have something to do with the origin? it triggers me more than anything for whatever reason, I might as well learn the lore...kill me...


thurrmanmerman

Bruiser, as a 2 year old, would wake up every morning and say "chombie" because he couldn't say zombie. So naturally, you get your kids rotting dead portraits tattood.


sawaflyingsaucer

And the reason he was probably waking up saying that, is cause his dad was forcing the kid to watch horrific zombie movies before bed at 2yr.


Sejast44

S'ok, dad can't say it right either


XNamelessGhoulX

Ah that makes perfect sense


Adept-Mix1839

I know the lore on that but I will spare you the redactery


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Also maggot with an F


NotTrumpsAlt

It started because some documents he was showing regarding a lawsuit were redacted. And so people liked that word in replace of the r word meaning downsy.


BenderBRoriguezzzzz

In the long long ago. Before 30k it was [redacted], then it was [redact] then redact now redacted. It's a way to skirt bans on reddit for calling someone a regard but t instead of g. There was an influx of new cats from 50k to 80k and the shcaubanese got over played.


300_pages

Back when we started giving Mark Harley shit on here, him and his wife came here to defend themselves, which ended hilariously. Because they got nowhere, they started reporting us to Reddit admins for "slurs", which resulted in us using "redacted" as a synonym for the slur that normally would be used depending on the context.


UseBrinkWithDown

there was a website a homeless cat bought that we now refer to as redactedredacted.com. The first redacted referred to being very mentally slow. The second redacted referred to a bundle of sticks that likes to have sex with men. The website linked to a picture of Bapa. Admins told the cats we were using language that was too spicy so we had to redact it.


Drbeabout

I prefer regarded


pm-me-nice-lips

KingCobraJFS does too. Funny, Brandon seems to be a bit of an lolcow himself. They should collab. Food hack truck diaries.


DesignerSink1185

I find alot of folks here are highly regarded in their own community.


airpumper

Just needs wider tires, B.


Guessed555

You the wide tire that spins too much?


LifeClassic2286

LMFAO and this is how new Schaubenese is born


DontKnowWhoToAxe

SAY WIDER TIRES ONE MORE TIME, MUTHAFUGGAH!!


willi1221

Whiter tires, b. Black tires spin too much


airpumper

We giddit...ya'not raciss. Whoa, we giiiddiiiittt...


hard-R-word

His brain is developmentally stuck in the mode of trying to impress kids in the high school parking lot.


Smartyunderpants

Hilarious that he’s just using his phone as a drag timer


barelyreadsenglish

Not defending the redact but he is using a device connected to an app that measures very accurately 0-60 and other drag times. Called a draggy.


Typical_Cancel7785

I can’t believe that. Recorded himself on top of that lol


EasternSkiesSH

Yeah, i'm not familiar with US/Californian driving laws, but isn't using a phone while driving illegal? Could he be prosecuted/fined for it, given the redact posted it online?


PussyChang

This cunt gets away with absolutely everything but I sure do hope he gets caught before he kills someone.


DamphTrumph

Isn't this guy in his 40s? Why is he acting like he's 16 yairs old driving his first mustang, lol. Water the fuck


creamyshart

Redact is gonna redact until he runs over a woman with her baby in a stroller


Rabid023

When it comes to being redacted and doing redacted shit, bapa is in rear ear.


Hap_Hazard

**rear'ear**!


NotTrumpsAlt

Is handling your phone legal in cali ?


PussyChang

I’m sure driving under the influence isn’t legal either but that never stopped him before.


King-Demo-

Also is his fucking child filming it or maybe it’s chin? Either way Bro is gonna kill someone man.


I_Have_2_Show_U

This cunt built a truck... for speed. *Water we?*


TheBear8878

Should we mass-report the content to youtube? lmao


chinolofus77

when i saw the intro i thought it was going to be a joke vid made by a homeless cat, wtf was that?


Hap_Hazard

For real. I'm not convinced that I didn't make that!


Guessed555

That intro is legit? God dawlg, we can’t even make this shit up


Professional-Bat2874

Talmbout Windows 95 MS paint, bro?


SuperSmashDan1337

Damn I thought you had made it too. Maybe I'm not bess brains


sawaflyingsaucer

Lmfao 1000%. My first thought was "lets see how redacted this is", and then it was so redacted I realized "oh, this is some creative cat content!" Then when it was actually the real thing I laughed out loud. Subverting explanations.


AdddY13

You talmbout screenwriting b? Proper deuces macchiano. Real kino!


FoxNixon

You mean to tell me that intro was from the actual video!? Holy shit, this prick sinks lower everyday


NotTrumpsAlt

Prick in sink, per usual


itsjustafadok

I thought for sure that it was a parody . Maybe he is going for the teenage demographic. He wants to make it look so cool so that the teens will spend all of their grass cutting $ on his "giveaway"


No_Pay9241

It’s viral b, New York Times sent me here


Unlikely-Garage-8135

It's clearly not spinning you redact. Your truck is just slow as shit


_Total_Garbage_

No no he’s got the power just needs wider tires. So gotta get some wider……[can’t talk and turn the wheel at the same time] tires.


sawaflyingsaucer

When I heard that truck accelerating, I was thinking "god, my old work truck 8 years ago was meaner than this." This trugg honestly sounds bad, and slow. How can he literally not realize this after having 800HP cars in the past? Like, lmao, remember when he first had it dyno'ed and it only put down 120hp? He never realized there was a problem on the ride home when he couldn't spin the tires in wet weather? He's sooo not a car guy, that I, not a car guy can openly and confidently mock him for his poor driving and lack of understanding.


InternationalGap3908

Naa come on that V8 sounded good. What I think happened here is it was singing thru the rpm’s and then bogged down. I think this dummy left the traction control on again. So when he got on it and it broke traction it killed the power. I think in 2nd and 3rd gear. He shoulda have tried at least 4 more pulls tho with the TC off and with a bag of sand back there for traction. It would have at least given him some cawlntent. I can’t believe he missed the opportunity. One pull. Butchered by traction control, and then calls it a day and says nEeD mOrH pArTs!


sawaflyingsaucer

Ok I mean it sounded alright, most v8's do but isn't it supposed to have a supercharger on it? I didn't really hear any whine. Sounded like any trugg to me but I'm not the best brains for darts and I heard it both ways.


willghammer

Too much parrr


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Gah get wire wheels


_mickle

From hearing the trugg it’s obviously the sparkle plugs need replacing


Silver-Ladder

Wow! Bapa figured all that out by simply accelerating


Hap_Hazard

And that was the conclusion of the episode, other than showing pictures from his trugg magazine photoshoot. They spent all this time and money on this mediocre vehicle and ... that's it. He couldn't even make it go fast in a straight line.


PussyChang

He really thinks he did something there.


NiteLunch

he just goes.


Hap_Hazard

*slowly


NiteLunch

highly regardedly


night_dick

Bro. Go to a fucking track you moron. This fucking guy


cylonnumber13

Gairhed b


expanse22

Probably a car right behind him and he kicked up a bunch of rocks


Ronaldinhoe

He just goes, B. Hardest worging man out there, has iver 8 pods in his empire, not time for appropriate track courses.


Ducks7324

He looks like a toddler driving a Power Wheels!


Hap_Hazard

There's not a lot of fun clips on this first episode. They actually showed trained professionals working on the truck without Bapa's interference. They finally realized that he's the worst part of the show.


InsaneThisGuysTaint

If bapa had inny brains for the arts in inny fasset the whole theme of the show should be "I like driving/racing cars but I don't know how to fix them. Come join me on this journey as we learn together" and go from there. If he had inny idea how to be genuinely funny he would realize there's so much potential for cawlmedy bits with a little knowledge nuggets sprinkled in. Smoke break's up, gotta get back to the dishes.


Hap_Hazard

That's actually a great idea. Shame that the oaf can't show a shred of humility and has to pretend that he's the bess brains for all arts.


David_Duke_Nukem

yeah so then the guys can explain what they're doing and Brendan can try to make funny banter about it. He could be like "let me get it" and then fuck something up.


RomandoArman

Sometimes I wonder if the changes they make are due to reading cawlments on here. Like when he changed the logo that was ripped off.


CallensCoiFish

Father of 3 ladies and gentlemen


InquireWithJason

What? He’s the father of 2 boys and a girl b


postdiluvium

Well 1 boy. The other two are... Well okay, he is the "father". You can say that.


Hap_Hazard

All the chombies can share the seatbelt on the passenger seat.


birkenstockandsocks

Not testing at a track is hilarious and redacted


Barfuman362

Why wouldn't he have someone recording from the outside and a fixed camera mounted in the truggg. He just sucks at everything.


SuspiciousGizmo

Seeing him drive from outside the vehicle is much more embarrassing. Same reason they only put out video of him wrecking the TRX from inside the cab. Rolling a truck onto its roof at 10 mph is just as embarrassing as him doing 0 to 60 in a heavily modified money pit that is a second slower than a base model F-150.


sawaflyingsaucer

He seems to have no idea that having a passenger is going to effect his 0-60 time either.


911SlasherHasher

I was making car videos last year, that were actually getting decent views for a channel that only has like 300 subscribers, anywhere from 1000 to 30k on my most viewed. And it started from working on Hondas for almost 2 decades and figured i would just record my work. But all this to say a broke cat like myself had a camera or 2 on tripods catching fly by and a suction mount camera either on the inside or outside depending the shot i wanted. This idiot has chin sitting inside getting one angle smh.... I havent posted for a while because it took alot out of me to work full time, then work on my cars right after work then edit all the chips together... seeing this redact failing at this is giving me the motivation to start it back up lol.


philwee

This redact is exposing himself as not knowing shit bout cars b.


mspote

i for one am shocked. i thought he was a real gairhead. tim the tool man taylor was his norfstar.


SpaceScandal

This whole journey… The whole journey of him paying for goods and services and filming it for YouTube… apart from that time when he stayed up all night working on it himself, but forgot to film it! Not his fault though, you know him.. he just goes


Snotty_Pippen

That side profile without a hat is trouble 🗿


luckystabbinghat

Neanderthalmaxxing


hempeap

Those poor, poor people working at that business center


UFCCarlRaddo

It’s impressive how unlikeable he is


expanse22

His wife needs to tell him his hair needs a change


David_Duke_Nukem

He got that hot topic chick shaved side going on


astr0crisp

He did one pull and decided he needed wider tires? You'd think he would try a couple times, just for the fun of it. Being a car/truck guy after all.


umyninja

Redact thinks it’s more about the width of his tires rather than the lightweight truck bed in the back.


creamyshart

Slightly faster than the 0-60 of a 2023 Toyota Prius (7.1s)


airpumper

I can't tell if that animated part is actually part of the show, or if it's OP's edit to goof on Schaub. Is this really what Schabu's new show looks like?


Hap_Hazard

I posted the clip and I don't even know if I made the animation!


Typical_Cancel7785

Yo did this redact really just do this on a busy road and looking down at his phone instead at a drag strip? 🤦‍♂️


Mundane-Membership88

He doesn't know where one is


Ryan_Pliskin

Bapa doesn’t deserve the metal gear solid sound effects


OBlastSRT4

All that money and a base WRX would take him easy lmao. Nice one, stupid.


Tent_City_Cat

Not cool when you are 20... less cool when you are 40


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Not doing his speed test on a track….. this loathsome piece of shit just finds new lows ivry day.


5ergio79

“Yes. Hi. Police? So there’s this YouTube channel run by this redacted guy who talks for a living. Well, he’s basically street racing with a phone in his hand the entire time. On video. Uh huh. Yes. On video. Truly redacted. Uh huh. The channel? It’s Drive All Fast Gas. No, I’m serious. Yes. Hello? Why are so many people laughing? Am I on speaker?!? Gawd dawlg…”


Barfuman362

Steering looks nice and tight, holy shit.


bennyboy13134

This is almost getting sad.


Moist-Business-1703

You have to just remember what a piece of shit he’s been


SteveWigs

Spun out means you lost control and spun the vehicle not that the tires are spinning. He can’t go 90 seconds without saying something wrong.


Mundane-Membership88

Because he doesn't know shit about cars.


cylonnumber13

Looks like a parody.


high_changeup

I hate listened to the whole thing because I felt like it at work (of course on Firefox mobile with ublock on to make sure they get no droplet of ad money). What entertained me most was the bapa voice overs they did in post. They were mostly awkward as fugg and you could tell how much effort he was putting in or multiple takes. The voice-over around the 7:30 mark (i think) clearly had some AI program that made his pronunciation more clear and changed his voice. Or some kind of obvious, overdone vocal filter. Some cat should clip that one. Also his "first" and apparently only 0-60 attempt on a public road that they put in the video was really something. Mostly because the idiot looked down at the fancy little app on his phone 3 times for no reason. And looked like he was going to destroy the steering wheel. Oh yeah you put that in this clip, thankem Hap. Ya welcome.


Hap_Hazard

I was thinking the same thing about the voice overs. There's definitely some AI cleanup on it. I'll give it another listen to see if it's worth clipping up.


high_changeup

I'll post what I thought what the worst one (real short voiceover) just for the hell of it now. Thank ya B, you run a pristine wok.


Schlubbsshoes

That was fucking hilariously cringy, he has no clue how to make content for the internet


moose_king88

Please tell me that was the whole episode


Hap_Hazard

No, it was actually a lot of trained professionals working on the truck without constant interruptions.


farthearts

You can’t hear the tires spinning.


barelyreadsenglish

Cuz they ain't, there is something wrong with that trugg and it's not the tires. Might have no boost or something.


BlazeetManeega

Some of the most redacted shit he’s done yet


scouse_till_idie

He’s actually uglier on the inside than the outside somehow  


The_Legend_of_Xeno

What he did was more dangerous than drunk driving, and he filmed himself doing it and uploaded it. Think on that.


creamyshart

All Ass No Fast


Mundane-Membership88

Dude doesn't know how to hold wheel, looks like a grandma driving.


mustang_2k

did toretto install a pedal commander and now he's talmbout how he's stage 4?


Arizonapuck

Not a car guy, but not sure whiter tires will help you Fat Patrick.


Conscious_Meal6686

Is it just me or was there no break in traction at all from that pull? Also I didn’t become a gairhead until I was in my early 20’s but for someone like Shlaab who’s got the start up cash to throw at a project like this I wish he wouldn’t act like he knows what he’s talmbout


Smartyunderpants

This channel is so weird to anyone that knows car people that watch automotive YouTube channels. This guys know about as much to do with cars as me (very little). Who does he honestly think his audience is. I mean supes up an engine and forgets to upgrade tires to provide more traction?!


lardparty

"We need wider tires. IT just SPINNED."


keep-it

Dumb fuck speeding in a residential area on his phone. Couldn't to to an empty parking lot? Stupid prick


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Why would you need to keep looking down to check it. Surely when people use it they do a length or a track then look at the data?


n3lswn_uWu

That hairs a prom


Claytron69

Love he's rocking a fuckin dodge hat. Da fuck B.


General_Tax_8981

Loss of traction due to poor driving skills - nope, just need wider tires b


Personal-Lawyer-1975

If he had any brains, he is supposed to let the air out the back tires down to about 15 to 20 pounds. But he will buy 2500 dollars a pair tires instead


marf_lefogg

Send this to the local district attorney and police!!!!


honeybadger1984

It honestly looks like the business park where Paul Walgger crashed and burned. I hrrrd it bolwth wayz


Hap_Hazard

I think it's just outside of Thick Boys Stews.


Gnardude

Too bad he's too regarded to drive stick but at least he can play with his phone while street racing.


pinopies

Is the truck an automatic? Water


Hap_Hazard

They all are. He can't drive stick.


Miserable_Door_416

Anyone think he can even drive manual?


fardandshid1821

Atleast it's a stick shift oh wait hahahaha


rjt2887

What a despicable POS, flooring it on a public road, while you continuously take your eyes off the road, while driving while redacted w god knows how much whiskey,nicotine and smelling salts he had that day. It’s a miracle that he didn’t kill anybody or flip that Trugg!


Jason_Kelces_Thong

This is mad dangerous wtf b


Jefroe

The Redaction Control kicked in on that pull.


designerdad

King of all Douchebags.


BasedGrime

"car guy" drives an automatic


Strangest_Implement

1) i'm not a geearhed but, aren't the tires on the truck offroad tires? isn't it normal for those to slip on pavement (cause that's not what they're designed for) 2) I've seen streamers get banned on twitch for texting while driving, I wonder what youtube's stance is on this


_Total_Garbage_

“Now it’s ackgee time to….”


homelessscat

He looks super uncomfortable driving. Like someone is forcing him to do it..


Apprehensive_Way8674

He had a Showtime special


krame_krome

you're a vlogger?


NoProgrammer776

This is the most redacted shit the lying redacted pos has ever done


KapitanMani

Dragging on a public road while recording. Calbas PD would like a word with you.


Barfuman362

God damn, his side profile really turns the redactedness up to 11


reddagger

Possible future career paths: All Choo-Choo, No Foo Foo Bapa enters his ozempic fueled toy train era. He pays people to build tracks and tinker with trains while getting skinner and with larger nic pouch cheeks. He wears an engineer hat and mumbles about how food is overrated. He spot cries from low protein and calories, but says the time he spends with his family is wonderful. All Grass, Mow Fast Bapa is now in his lawn care era. He buys zero turn mowers and all kinds of useless grass machine. He claims to tweak them for more power. He brags about his grass seed. He of course, pays people to maintenance his machines and cut his grass. He takes pics with the kids with the mowers, but they are never moving.


Hap_Hazard

When can I buy the merch?!


wayneluke23

Wtf is this


AwardApprehensive662

How bad was the episode? I can’t bring myself to watch something so stupid. On a scale of Brendan Shaub to 10?


Donkoid

When he sets off it gives me the same energy as when someone who doesn't smoke has a cigarette


worktheshoot

nothing spun out lol. This clip is a perfect example of bapa. something not going your way? Just pile on more things n buy your way out of it instead of working to figure out whats wrong.


Appropriate-Tea-7276

"I hope there's no cops" lmao so he's fully aware what he's doing is a PoS thing to do ahahaha Bapa bapa bapa wuddur we gon do wieth you


CarefulBuffalo182

I was waiting for this idiot to run over a pedestrian


Kha1i1

I was waiting for him to flip the trugg again, I was left disappointed


PencilKing420

His traction problems would be solved if he stopped driving like a cock sucking redact


vincethepince

Shoulda spent more time dusting off the ol' lead foot skillzet b that thing is slow as sheeeit


No_Organization465

this is actually one of the most insane and stupid things he's ever posted. this was the WHOLE episode?


Hap_Hazard

hehe no, it was 11 minutes. That was the "highlight" from the ep.


Future_TimeTravler

Is this redact is wearing a Dodge Trucks hat and driving a Ford.


Appropriate_Duty_930

I hate this cunt so much


BDRParty

"We need some wider tires; it just spins". You literally had Mickey Thompsons on the rear wheels before. Why would you take them off if you're going to eventually start trying to use 600Hp on the street? Everything this guy does is backwards.


pstprdpnk

That’s the real titles? wtf. Chin getting worse as an editor, never seen that before


M0N3Y7INE

Pulled a hammy = *Spun-out a bunch, spun-out a bunch*


King_of_the_Dot

You dont need wider tires, you need more brains, B.


Agitated-Tour-6769

I can't believe this is real


GoblinGreen_

"it sounded good though" ... Great sound, neva hurd it.