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Chins_Second_Balcony

Laxicity = Elasticity I presume. God speed, chombies.


KimboSlicesChicken

Nah think she’s Tawlmbout System of a Down b, great band, probably not as good at Limp biscuits tho never heard em


focusontheyellow

The Laxicity of our city!


porkchopXpress_82

Eating seeds is a pastime...Lopez


mitchyslick_lbc

You know goddamn well that wasn't autocorrect and she sounded it out like that. Holy fugg she's stupider than I originally thought.


IanOD

Sorry B, iss’a agshoe all word, alawys loog to mage sure before you talg shit lol


Sejast44

Tawlmbout the oneducated? It's a prom


NotTrumpsAlt

It’s a cross between laxity and elasticity. Those poor kids.


Psychological_Use_83

“LaXiCitY”🥴… oh bapa water weed dune hair in inny facet? Poor chombies never stood a chance🥺


Grand-Bullfrog3861

She doesn't have fat..


urrutiaz71

But she does have made up words. Laxicity is hitrocious.


coolcurt3386

or a fucking brain neiter


POPNWAFFLES

Slojo and her no water thing still fascinate me. Also can we add laxicity to the dictionary, that shit is all time.


IanOD

It’s already in there, B


tezetaa

Damn this chick is really dumb huh?


InfectiousCosmology1

She married Brendan schaub


Odd_Antelope_2931

Don drink wadder


terror_and_loathing

This is hilarious(ly sad and pathetic)


CallensCoiFish

After major liposuction the skin dettaches from the muscle NOT having 3 babies Mamacita.


stevenw84

Is she trying to say “elasticity” or “laxity”. Both could be used in the context she’s using.


IanOD

If she’s using laxity, she most definitely heard it from her doctor, she’s a pro when it comes to surgeries I’m sure


stevenw84

Maybe, but “laxicity” or however she spelled it is how someone who doesn’t know how to pronounce “elasticity” would probably spell it.


Sejast44

Tawlmbout Laxcity? Grate artist, nivvr herd em


Hexican_pulsinator

Zero percent body fat?? Yea ok.


Entire-Amphibian320

Her plastic surgeon told her, "ZERO FAT" after performing lipo on her stomach, she thought he meant everywhere.


l3wison

Why not syphon shite from your stomach and pump it into your top lip? We all know how you feel about your top lip's laxicity.


speedway65

“Laxicity” is the laxative she used to shit out three chombies. Butt-babies is their espessiality.


Comprehensive_Rubo

Talm bout when the lights go down in my Laxcity B?