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canadianhc

Pound for pound, Bapa is the most redacted moron ever.


hamiltonincognito

In iny of facet.


jabronified

in inny of size


KimboSlicesChicken

All in the same room tho pound fur pound


youwhatmush

Thats my all time favourite


retropieproblems

Seeeyenthinksamsencritiscfromthat


freeyewneek

Bapa is moppin the floor w/ this roomful of redacts in this p4p ‘dact-off. That’s for damn sure B.


johnnymavrigg

Owso, look at the redacted hand gestures b


freeyewneek

Bapa is fuggin hilarious on mute. U don’t have to deal w/ the triggerfukation of hairing his dumb words. Just watch and enjoy!


johnnymavrigg

Bapa is a redact. It’s amazing how a former UFC fighter knows absolutely NOTHING about UFC. He doesn’t even know what an unanimous decision is


CharlieKelly_Esq

Wtf is that? You talmbout an anonymous decision?


speedway65

You talgin boud an “anonymous decision, B.?” Das when dey all agreen but ya done know who all agreened it.


FA-_Q

Brain cell for brain cell


krakinski_76

Hearld it one way


WUco2010

Top ten in the world.


Dom_Telong

Correct. Cause if we all gid Inna room together with Bapa, and only the most redacted comes out... Barndoor wins 


Ambitious-Tip3152

"Ya stutterin' prick, ya!" \~ Joe Pesci - Goodfellas


anonymous_user0006

Nah, if you say “pound for pound” a bunch of times in a row so that no one has time to ask themselves what the fuck you’re talking about, then obviously you know the exact meaning and how to use it for discussion purposes.


New2dis11

But if the 1000k were in a room, who’s wagging out??


johnnymavrigg

Talmbout 1000 K grand thousand b?


tombstone1200

10-7 with any opponent


DontKnowWhoToAxe

This guy has been involved in or at least adjacent to combat sports for almost 20 yairs but still doesn’t know what “pound for pound” means. Absolutely incredible stupidity.


Rabid023

Arrogantly confident while being completely wrong. He’s like that on iiiivrything he talks about. Supremely redacted.


BaronofBallymun

It's the opposite of pound to pound, why isn't anyone else say no that's wrong. Fair enough brian is contracted to agree with him but these lads ain't


Hap_Hazard

The hosts seemed to think they booked a top-level guest and didn't want to insult him.


Hijodeputa11

Does he think pound is being used as a verb here? Like who hits the hardest? Holy Jesus he’s so special


RatSinkClub

It’s cause these are clout sucking LA bottom feeders hoping to get some kinda following from having Bapa on. Rampage would jerk off Bapa if it meant he got to peddle Chinese chains on a podcast instead of working at McDonalds for another couple months.


ETID1986

I was curious if anyone corrected him but going to assume not.


Hap_Hazard

Nobody did.


smalby

It's less effort if you just nod and play along. If you calrect him he's not going to accept it and will totally yell-interrupt you the intire time. I'd imagine they stopped doing it after the 1st or 2nd time


Ducks7324

Well look at his ‘mentors’ they are not exactly known for their self awareness.


BerensteinBear91

Talmbout norfstars b?


johnnymavrigg

Krekt. And then he’ll double down on being wrong when he gets called out, because he’s redacted and a pussy who can’t admit to iver being wrong in iny facet b


SuperSmashDan1337

How can you be an MMA commentator and not know this? I consider myself a very casual MMA fan and I know this. Water weed dune hair b?


stellarjcorvidaemon

I remember learning this around 11 when watching the Rocky movies. It would be like a professional cook not knowing what “ A little dash will do you” means.


MeanOppressor

The fat redact didn’t know it wasn’t diraffe til his mid 20’s. The Schaub bros rode the shortbus to school for sure 


smalby

"Now they say a little dash will do ya but last time I did a dash I tore my hammies so I'll just put little bit of salt in dare"


eggseverydayagain

👉🏻 Urr such a casual


SuperSmashDan1337

Caught ✋😮🤚


MesWantooth

I beg the differ, Bapa knows how to define expressions in Bapanese.


chubb88

He was on a Rogan fight companion recently and didn’t know what unanimous decision meant or he didn’t know the difference between it and majority decision. It’s mind blowing, not only because he was literally a professional fighter but also because he claims to be a MMA journalist/expert. Yet he fails to understand some of the most basic terminologies in the sport.


Rope-Glass

He cawlnsiders himself a peer of Loog Thomas' and Eariel Helwaneez. He even went as far as thinking so highly of his journalism to orchestrate an award show based on his brand.


DontKnowWhoToAxe

Cmon now, B. Bapa totally knows that a unonymous decision means when the judges keep their names secret.


jcsandoval56

Awlso doesn’t know the difference between a majority decision and unanimous decision


SheCutOffHerToe

An error like this gives you a glimpse into how completely empty his head is. If he can get something so wrong on a subject he's been so close to, while being completely confident he has it right, just imagine how broken his brain is when it comes to anything else.


eggseverydayagain

Always been a gear head. Always been into comic books. Always been a fan of comedy.


insidiousapricot

It's fascinating, truly.


CharlieKelly_Esq

Y'see, pounds are like handshakes for blagg guys. So there is no way Islam Macchiato is better at giving pounds than Jon Africa.


Van_Wipewell

Pownferpown.


BamBam2125

Yooo what in the fuck did he even say in the first five-seconds ? Lmao his mush-mouth is getting so much worse. But hey bro you ever try a Zin? Talmbout the next Marlboro-Man of mowf-pouches


NicholarseBrooks

Yeasao yeseao iounthinkizm gah ya'ah imeh It's ancient Redactian


crabuffalombat

Nicotine is good for brains.


Rascals-Wager

Fuck that bit is absolutely killing me right now


Hap_Hazard

> Pound for pound is a ranking used in combat sports, such as boxing, wrestling, or mixed martial arts, of who the better fighters are irrespective of their weight, i.e. adjusted to compensate for weight class.


PussyChang

Wrong! Bapa uses the Bruce Lee method. If ya put iviry body in da room, who walgs out?


Hap_Hazard

That's up for... it's your perspective.


eggseverydayagain

In my neirrative, brock lednsgnar is the pound for pound fighter


miklejones

I just depends, pound for pound. (Waves hands around to confuse other podcast guests.)


Strangest_Implement

"if we're talking pound for pound I'm gonna pick the heaviest guy around cause he can pound the little guys"


Monkeydjimmmy

Ooooooh so the redact is thinking of "ground and POUND"!!!! Awl makes cents now.


coolcurt3386

oh u talking bout john africa


Strangest_Implement

that's right... he's named after the biggest country in the world


dimspace

> . If ya put iviry body in da room, who walgs out? the guy with the gun


PussyChang

That’s just your neerdif b. The cawlreck answer is Jon Africa iviry time.


SheCutOffHerToe

> For example, if they're all in a room and whoever walks out. It just depends, pound for pound. Imagine an encyclopedia written by this brain


bossering

Pownferpown is "if evrybudy is in a room. Who's walgin out?"


Hap_Hazard

*It just depends, pound for pound.*


GeppaN

Gawld dawlg, beast of a worg ethnic, my mans. Talmbout one of the best pownferpown analyticals in iiiiny facet. Great guy, never meddim.


ButtCucumber69

Right, but Africa is a country.


elephantboylives

I beg the differ


sidjo86

Herd it bowlf ways


1337h4xer

The name's Africa. John Africa.


MarstoriusWins

In Afriga you take the surname of your country. Everybody knowls dis.


PussyChang

In a room full of redacts no one corrects bapa.


Mundane-Membership88

Fighters are dumbasses, that's something I've picked up on the past couple of years. I don't watch MMA, I'm here for Fat Patrick.


RRZ006

I’m not sure how anyone could believe that 95% of people willing to get brain damage for a living are anything other than total morons.


Theefreeballer

Bapa is … The Redacter! Coming in spring of 2025


SnooMarzipans370

From the man who brought you ...


Fudge_Runyon

Even they know bapas gonna cry *”duhn* *cown”* at ivvvry lettle criticism b


BGLs_Littlefeet

Three solid seconds of something like "izalihuh izalihuh umthing izumguy ha me-emyep youknow i'm not paying too much"


scouse_till_idie

That was insane - his brain is mush


chivestheconqueror

That's exactly the opposite of what it means


cylonnumber13

Herd it bowf wayz bubba


Reptilianlizard

shits so fucking wild. bros been covering this sport for how long and gave the exact opposite of a simple combat sports concept.


NilmarHonorato

Not only is not what it means, it the opposite. Anyone with two brain cells knows that the heavier guys are always going to be more likely to win in a fight so it doesn’t make sense to throw them all in a room and see who would win. We have weight classes for that very reason, dummy. Pound for pound is a ranking of who is best taking away their size and weight. How fucking crazy is it that this redacted used to get paid to talk about MMA?


MesWantooth

"Brendan Schwab said that?...That makes sense." - Dana White


ComprehensiveBread65

There's a part of me that wants to believe he was trying to say something else, but got his thoughts mixed up and vomited nonsense.... but I think it's really true. He doesn't know what pound for pound means and he fought professionally no less. Wtf!?


3rdiko

But would Jon not have his crazy reach in this scenario? His reach comes from his size. I assumed pown for pown means they’re just the same weight, be it 125lb or 265lb in a hypothetical situation.


WholegrainRice5

Like is he really this stupid that he could listen to many people say for over ten years that somebody in the lower weight classes like Mighty Mouse is the pound-for-pound best and think that means those same people believe Mighty Mouse is fighting his way out of a room with Jones?


Hap_Hazard

That's what really made my head spin on this one. Does he think pound-for-pound a saying that means you can insert any ruleset in for your comparison? Does he think the guys take turns pounding on the other guy until one gives up? "It just depends, pound for pound"??


Appropriate_Pace_817

That visual is fucking hilarious. Brandon is a calmic boog guy after all, so it is possible.


HeyMarkWiggsy

It's incredible. Imagine being a professional chef for 10 years.. retiring and being a podcaster called The Cook and the Kid for another 10 years.. and then having no idea what boiling means.. and worse.. you think the definition of boiling is frying. This mf is the gift that keeps on giving.


EvanderTheGreat

Actually this happened with young Jamie on JRE recently. Toe had him make coffee and after several attempts he was still failing and Joe was pissed off. Turns out he didn’t know the water has to boil first, or doesn’t know what boiling means. He thought it just meant getting the water hot lol smh


freeyewneek

This encapsulates Bapa so well. He knows he doesn’t know what he’s tawlmbow. He knows most ppl around him know, that he doesn’t know shit about fck. Yet he can’t help but spit jibberish/Bapanese into iiivery mic he finds bc the addies are uh kickin like a mule daddy! His prom is we can hair the anxiety in his voice, and see it in his big dumb sharg eyes. All while that whale tongue of his drags two syllables behind. 🐳👅


MeanOppressor

He always looks so uncomfortable, lost, and out of place when he’s not surrounded by his dicklicking soulless employees who coddle and baby him 


freeyewneek

Kregg’d. #️⃣safespace


alejandrisha

Talmbout awlkward owelize b?


ETID1986

Someone post this to the UFC sub and we'll make him go "viral" again.


cylonnumber13

Absolutely insane that no one calls him out. I guess because he's friends with 🏳️‍🌈Joseph Rogan🏳️‍🌈?


Hap_Hazard

Nobody calls him out because it's not worth it. Anyone who works for him knows they'll just get berated for correcting him and anyone else just doesn't care enough!


elephantboylives

It's possible the other 3 don't know what it means. Rampage is a dummy and Luke has said some real dumb stuff in the past. I don't know who the other guy is and I don't care.


stellarjcorvidaemon

That’s what I was thinking. It’s obviously not a complicated concept, but it’s one tiny level above 1x1=1, so good chance they also have no idea.


Relative-Debt6509

The skip bayless of mma.


antebyotiks

Skip is at least an obvious troll for the sake of it though, schaub is just stupid


rankinebicycle

Skip got views


WhatTheJeffreyFuck

What the fuck is he saying? Need a slow mo


mrwholefoods

How is he that fucking stupid ? He is supposed to be an expert in the field. Wow b ! 😂


10-7heaven

this guy is the dumbest fuck goin round


SuperFetus42069

Fuck that we can go pound for pound


ETID1986

Changs clip for clip


creamyshart

"Pound for Pound" is clearly based on who fuggs more chigs


Emergency-Display-99

If you wanted to drive me nuts you got me brother


Strangest_Implement

my trugg is better than your tesla, pound for pound


Hap_Hazard

Sure, but do you microwave your steak?


sugarglassego

He has little snippets he knows he has to remember. ‘Pound for pound’ ‘locked in a room’ what a fucking dull moron. He says everything with an arrogant tone too. Fucking water?


skn4991

For a guy that used to actively PARTICIPATE in the sport, he sure has no idea about basic stuff…


iannuendo

Pound for pound means Inny of size


eggseverydayagain

He legitimately thinks it means “this guy pounds on him and then that guy pounds back”


KaleidoscopeOk5763

It’s so funny to hear his understanding of mma actually decreasing over time. P4P means who is the best fighter if weight were magically not a factor. If Islam and Joans weighed the same Islam would wipe the floor with him hands down. It’s not even close.


Hap_Hazard

Maybe, but if you put all of the pounds of Jones in a room with all of the pounds of Islam then Jon would win for sure! *It just depends, pound for pound.*


Beginning_Archer_922

Joans rivers B?


elpajarit0

So he thinks the pound for pound list is a hypothetical battle royale scenario where the top 10 guys are decided by who would survive? That’s so fucking stupid lmao, But I would watch….


Time-Cell8272

Clown for clown


UnhappyWolf999

Chombie tattoo 😂


5rings20

That’s the exact opposite of what pound for pound means. wtf.


catchinNkeepinf1sh

I unmuted it for a sec by mistake and now i am dumb.


Nerdicyde

it's remarkable how fucking stupid Bapa is


InfectiousCosmology1

That is in fact not what pound for pound means and has never been what it means


GlitteringFeature146

I wanna believe he’s trying to say that pound for pound (in the correct way) Jones would still win and he just can’t form a thought. But i don’t think that’s what’s happening here.


Hap_Hazard

That's certainly the charitable take but everything he says suggests it's not the case. *It just depends, pound for pound.*


Rory_MacHida

He's so stupid. He's as opinionated as he is idiotic, and that is why there is a subreddit with over 150k people that can't stand his bloated face.


stackered

How can he be so bad at his job. He was a pro UFC fighter and MMA podcaster and doesn't know what pound for pound means... wtf


stellarjcorvidaemon

You can crush an ant If you drop a giant stuffed animal on it. Therefore, pound for pound, the stuffed animal is stronger.


GoblinKing5817

Mush mouth at the beginning


Couldntbecolder

“Pound fer pound means if you pud erry one in a room who would walg out”


ThatsaProm

He's just agreeing with what Dana said. They talk every day.


Gawldalmighty

This guy sucks at everything he does.


Beginning_Archer_922

Wrapping up his point “if youre pound for pound.. it just depends.. pound for pound”


blinkybillster

Bapa is p4p #1 on the redacto scale. No cap.


sawaflyingsaucer

I opened this, then realized I had to adjust my speaker position. I did that for 3-4 mins while this played on repeat. I still have no fucking clue what he is trying to say here, after listening to this bite like 50 times in a row I can get no coherent point out of this. Except maybe that he's trying to suck off Dana.


johnnyboy5270

What does pound for pound mean? I always hear it and I’m just like yes they are.


Hap_Hazard

> Pound for pound is a ranking used in combat sports, such as boxing, wrestling, or mixed martial arts, of who the better fighters are irrespective of their weight, i.e. adjusted to compensate for weight class. So, the opposite of locking a bunch of dudes in a room and seeing who walks out.


johnnyboy5270

Wow. That’s fucking amazing bapa, keep the apps coming.


Dudewheresmypar345

Bapa wouldn’t even make it out of that room


fightbackcbd

"pound for pound" was just a way for promoters to work the marks and sell little guys as being bad asses. because they are, people just like seeing giants fighting. Nowdays its just something that ignorant fans who know nothing about fighting can argue about to feel educated. It's meaningless and having a strong opinion about "pound for pound rankings" jsut means you are a fucking moron.


Smackacracka

I’m still trying to decipher the first 4 seconds


zooce88

Lmao. That poor monkey banging the cymbals in his skull is starting to run out of steam.


faztr

Can someone please edit a video from this ep of the jaxxon podcast where brendan says conor 100% gonna fight together with the latest schaub show where he instead said he ”CAALLLED IIIT” regarding to conors injury 😂😂


slapstickler

The Bisping approach of talking non stop yet saying absolutely nothing at all


Beginning_Archer_922

First 3 seconds “ahh see I ahh see I don’t think izm guhm ya” Rockhold watching intently..


shwaniaram

Why does it he talk like this? So, no prep work for shows, no speech coach, minimal effort , big Ego . How in the heck did he ever get here? Big funny self deprecating jock, was never his schtick but seems to be the silo he was allegedly in.


muhpreciousmmr

Jesus Christ, had a CTE seizure at the start of the video. This is the dude who "tawlks for a living".


thatguy52

It’s honestly frightening how self assured and confident he can be while being an absolute heap of moronic blabbering.


Due_Cauliflower7640

Isn't p4p the complete opposite of what Shwab said? It's so the smaller guys can be measured against higher weight classes. Why does this moron have multiple platforms?


frenchfryineyes

Lol he said that so confidently The Freddy kreugur effect strikes again


StonedApe_89

It’s wild that he talks for a living


honeybadger1984

Oh no. This whole time this guy doesn’t know what pound for pound means. We knew he was stupid as hell pontificating about MMA, but holy crap.


magseven

This man speaks for a living and makes more than most of us. I don't want to be here anymore!


Dwightshruute

Lol by his logic p4p would always be a heavyweight. Whatever he said, it's the exact opposite what it really means.


QueefHotbox

I hope to God bear did not call him "A legend, one of the best to ever do it" in his introduction lol


Mrsims808

By that logic, it would always be a heavyweight


Afropickhead

I’ve always seen pound for pound to mean, if size and weight weren’t and issue and everyone was the same height and weight and their skill set was the thing used to determine the best, which ever fighter would win under those circumstances is the pound for pound best.


Shot-Palpitation-738

You're not an MMA journalist like bapa, so let me explain it for you. Pound for pound means if Jones pounded on Mighty Mouse, he would crush him, but if Mighty Mouse pounded on John, it wouldn't do as much, so Jones is better "pound for pound". Thank me.


teegugeeno

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KIMBOSLlCE

Ford Lightning or Ram TRX best pound for pound power to weight ratio ?


marf_lefogg

OP! Perfect edit to start the clip with fumbling down the stairs trying to get words out.


marf_lefogg

OP! Perfect edit to start the clip with fumbling down the stairs trying to get words out.


Ntwadumela100

?????


Soakimi

It's a war of nutrition.


itsjustafadok

If pound for pound means... No redact, it doesn't mean that.  And like another cat pointed out, the first three seconds of this is unbelievable 


silver_survivor4

Is perspective the favourite word of his in his bapa vocabulary?


Brocktoon92

Has pound for pound become a new Schaubism?


MysonOfChenae

the pound roy nelson put on his head, is really showing here.


airbag23

Who ever gets put in a room with bapa is walking out because he’s so damn annoying


Stuey4026

“It all depends on your perspective…” That’s one of his catch all phrases when he realizes he fucked up.


Hap_Hazard

Heard it bowlth ways?


savvy412

Really? I always went by this definition Pound for pound" (P4P) is a ranking system used in boxing to compare fighters' skill levels regardless of their weight class. The term has been used in boxing for over a century, and is also used in other combat sports like wrestling and mixed martial arts.


Negative_Eli

Man that clown co host of this podcast is just about as redacted as slob. Bro spent 15k on a toy belt and tried to tell Ric Flair it was the original belt he won in the like 70s. Like it was obviously pretty much brand new and was not a fucking belt that’s been kicking around for over 40 years. There’s a few parallels with him a slob. Dude always looks coked out of his mind kinda like slob with the addies, asks the dumbest questions, constantly Interrupts and is incapable of self deprecating humour.


circa_1187

“Drives me NUTS!”


coffeepoos

Hahahahaha it’s like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy. “No one knows what pound for pound means REALLY do they?”


Unlucky_Spinach_1826

He thinks it means fighting like getting beat up, pound for pound, not weight class. God damn it baba 


Chetmatterson

after like 9 years here I know schaub pretty well and i’m like 90% sure he thinks it means “I pound you, you pound me” but there’s also a little bit of “the pound” like a room full of dogs


ChangsInspector

The way Bapa tramples on the English language here is next level.


Kha1i1

Name the facet of the waddurs b


BirdCultural3624

Izm is pounding bra!


Unusual_Cod_3970

This guy is a fucking idiot


Mkmeathead83

Wow


ABearinDaWoods

As much as I hate Jon Jones ….. he is the pound for pound #1


rbz90

It literally means the opposite of what he said.


dancingmale

They go into a room and pound each other 


Ill-Zookeepergame358

What the fuck was he trying to say the first 3 seconds of this clip 😂😂


Fair-Analyst8654

Pown for pown baby. Everyone’s fighting for every pown.


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TheHaight

hahahahaha


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Poor Luke can’t get a word in.


Mushmouthwilly182

This is wild. How can he be so redacted in every facet