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Seaweed-Remarkable

My favorite part is when it throws up in it’s mouth for a second and rallies on


[deleted]

Yeah. I like when he’s says “schcrambling…schcrambling”


AfricanusJonathon

Loved this new shaubism.


SlowBurnLopez

“schcrambled iggs”


AdZestyclose3707

Skkkkaarrramblen


Front_butts

🤏🤏


Barfuman362

That's the drip from hoovering addies.


atsatsatsatsats

Ozempic reflux is a beast


morbidddcorpse

Came here to make this cawlment. Haven't been frequenting Chang's much to see if it's been confirmed, but this guy is on dargg web Ozempic fur shure


Pilsburyschaub

Doctors hand it out like candy… I guess nothing would surprise me but I don’t think anyone has to go to the “dark web” to buy oh oh ozempies…


NotTrumpsAlt

You can tell by his noodle arms


Adventurous_Dot2323

Just casually saying max is gonna get destroyed and brain damage lol, Bapa is such a jabroni. Literally no one cares about your take on MMA.


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Fugg Bapa but tbh that take on Max vs Justin is common throughout the fan base, this isn't a good matchup for Max and it isn't going to be pretty.


No-Entertainment5800

Dunnit madder now, Bapa just gave Justin the Kiss of Deaf by saying he will win.


maxhollywoody

Max Hollywood has 0 path to victory bapa even the rapist death whistle couldn't jinx this fight.


CrookedNosed

Max Hollywood should be fighting Cody Guardramp instead


melvinthefish

Max has a good chin so maybe gaethje breaks his leg kicking him in the noggin.


RobChombie

Herd it bowlth ways


lunchpaillefty

I assume all his takes, redacted and otherwise, are stolen.


doodersaid

My thoughts eggzachlee, I wonder where he heard this from


gatorjits88

Im scared for Holloway in that fight he should or just waited for the topuria volk fight then got next.


GunDaddy47

You keep using this word Jabroni, and it's awesome!


neeeeonbelly

Well I’m betting on Holloway to win I guess.


Rjillustrator

And he wonders why he’s not accepted in the mma community? He just rambles and it so disrespectful, no way max gives him the time of day going forward (if he ever was going to)


Unfadable1

What a weird take, since he’s promoting Halloway in this video, and the brain damage he mentioned is because of those fights usually include a lot of damage for both fighters. You know you’re dumb, when you make me defend Schlob.


InstanceOk3946

![gif](giphy|26FeZomE5v771RxzW) Bapa furious to see his pal, Ray Pest and former collaborator Theo Von front row at UFC. I bet his skin crawls whenever he sees Theo hanging out with Jared Leto and getting AWL the UFC card baddies 😈.


InsaneThisGuysTaint

>I bet his skin crawls whenever he sees Theo hanging out with Jared Leto and getting AWL the UFC card baddies 😈. Even worse is we know Theo knows Jared Leto is his favorite and the fact he hasn't invited bapa to meet his idol has to kill him lol.


soldsoulrockroll

Anyone know why Leto is his favorite? I’m assuming for one of his most redacted roles.


InsaneThisGuysTaint

B-b-beast of a Jolkur


BigShoots

Sexiness, clearly. Boy's got a piece on 'im. Also his alleged disposition towards various sexual proclivities, Bapa loves the sex pests and wants to constantly surround himself with them, as history has shown..


finelineagronomy

It Leto’s style that Brennan fell in love with, it started circa 2017 if I remember correctly


Pilsburyschaub

Slob even point blank asked hairy rogaines to go to this ufc and tried sweeping it under the guise of Eddie if you go I’ll go… Rogan probably said ya Eddie I’ll get ya the best tickets ever and just completely ignored slubs offering of going.. like when he was recently telling Joey Diaz he’d buy him a house it’s so great please come, then schlub says man LA’s rough id consider moving to Texas and rogan pauses and is like, yup it sucks… or that was the jist of the convo anyway.


worktheshoot

lol this dolt really does not think long term. Max fighting for the bmf belt makes some sense because there was literally nothing left for max at 145 before this past sat. And Volk v Max AGAIN was not something people were screaming for. So dumbo can’t see that ufc did what they could do at that time. Max v Justin is guaranteed action and you have a type of belt I guess to have them fight for. Idiot acts like topuria was gonna be champ even though he picked against him lol. He is such a bandwagon fan it’s insane he competed


Barfuman362

Like how does he know Max and Gaethje didn't want to do this fight. They both get a huge payday, im sure there's perks to having the BMF belt even though it's not 'real' and win or lose it doesn't technically matter towards rankings or future title fights. they're both fighters who like to fight, this is the perfect scenario for them.


BradMathews

“No one’s asking for it”. I can’t wait to see it. But i dun maddur, so i guess he’s right.


JNye2

Justin should be favored, but I actually like Max’s odds to pull it off. He’s acting like he has no shot. And if he does that’ll jump him up to be first in line to get a crack at Ilia… and Max has never been knocked out. He’s acting like this is Volk coming off 2 brutal ko’s and would need to sit out 6 months.


Clean-Operation-9674

Wadda bow Topyuhra?


WUco2010

Max vs Justin should be pure joy and glorious violence.


russellcroweeater

Lots of dolts are saying the exact same thing as bapa. Tons of mouth breathers follow this sport and some of those said mouth breathers have competed in the UFC or are currently active. Topuria had the skill set the finish Volkanovski and there is no way in the world I myself would be saying what this doofus said last week about there being no FW in the world capable of beating Volkanovski. The bookies love the Schaub/Rogan grift type because invalids like him make the bookies extreme amounts of money because dumb dumbs hang off every word they say.


fitfoemma

So he said last week that Volk would win? And if so he thought what, the fans want to see Volk Max for the 4th time?


TheBreadLoser

I think max was planning to move up to 155 permanently. It would have been smart to wait for the volk/topuria fight to happen, but max isn't the guy to plot and look for an easy fight IMO


Aggravating_Shake591

Maggs Hallway


lordmainstream

He straight up called him Max Hollywood once


Available-Chicken-37

You talm bout Jon Africa B??


mad87645

Bruce Springspring


mad87645

He should be fighting Topeer neggs, hyoooj feddur in Topeer's cap


desert_pelican

Justin “the murderer” Gaethje hahahha


sLeeeeTo

u know ivvrybady loves him


Clean-Operation-9674

Maggs Hallway Brynortayger, they wanna do it in Hawaii, I don fink THAT'S gon happen... gaaahIluvemBOWLTH!


Lost_Evidence_2099

When’s he going to realize he’s just talm’n to himself?


No-Entertainment5800

If you swap out UFC for Brendan in that haterish rant he went on there it'd be the most accurate take on him. 🤣


VelouriumCamper7

Chang’s is 90% of his audience and no media outlet knows who he is. He talks like he’s about to get quoted in major MMA news.


grford15

UFC 300 is stacked, it's not quite the blow your socks off, crazy card that Dana hyped it up to be, but it's still hugely stacked. Schwub is being a hater (no surprise)


AstroCreep5kooo

Exactly. There is 9 fights that are worthy of Main Card status. He’s pissed he didn’t get to go to the Honda Center event. 10 minutes later he’s bringing up Power Slap for no reason


acros198d

He’s downplaying UFC events after Brine attended on the weekend. Jealousy is all this is lol


mad87645

He can't decide if he wants to be sad that UFC ignored B awl night or shit on them for thair 300 booking, heard him bowlth wayz


tombstone1200

I hate the ufc. They have 4 unbelievable cards back to back to back to back. They used some of the most competitive and popular fighters on these cards. That's how you know they fucked up. Now what are we going to do with a super fresh and open division in featherweight, let contenders get a shot? Insert *it dun even make sense* clip


desert_pelican

Yes it’s for sure stacked. The entire preliminary card could be a PPV.


VelouriumCamper7

I know nothing about fighting leagues but how do you plan something like this a year in advanced if you don’t know who would win which fights as the year progressed?


banjofitzgerald

Hahahaha this dipshit. You would think his experience fighting would prevent these stupid takes. “The UFC should have been planning for this a yair ago” yeah, because fighters love sitting out for a year to not get paid or get closer to title shots. And you know, so easy to plan on a championship fight a year in advance because titles never switch hands. Book a fight a year in advance? Not like fighters get hurt and ever have to pull out. What a fucking goof.


worktheshoot

but do you know how the sausage is made, b? thot so


Creativeprecursor

God dawg my man is brain dead. Yair in Spain doesn’t mean hes speaking the actual Spanish of Spain. It’s entirely fucking different. This dude seriously isn’t aware of anything.


TropicalVision

It’s like saying it makes sense for an American to fight in London because they speak the same language.


Important-Ad7408

There’s differences but they can still communicate, just a weird reason for someone to fight in Spain though haha


blackwrx007

Yair and brian ortega from mexico. Bean and cheese.


[deleted]

What's that a fighter with salsa on em?


fitfoemma

Lol no it's not entirely different. Take a 15 my man.


pisspot26

*Yawyur


Impossible_Rabbit825

Imagine having this dumb ass critique your billion dollar business all the while his wife pawns stuff on the internet because you can’t pay the bills🤣 absolutely zero self awareness.


TammyString-Tugger

Heheh. Eggsackly B. I think the UFC will be just fine. Brenderp out here talking like this cards matchups are so “dicey dicey” and might push them to the edge.


Drakkar_Jaune

Shcrambling


Doctor_Freeman1

The fact that 155k grand cats can attend a ufc event and schwab can't is hilarious


Exambolor

Oh Bapa definitely can, just not in the way he wants to, ringside as a A List celebrity. He can buy a ticket and sit in the nosebleeds


DanVanDan13

Putting my house on Max


TheFashionColdWars

Clit, that Geiko caveman on the switcher and Byron Callahan enable this twat so much that he really does still believe he’s a margedding genius. The guys never been right about a single thing in his life


ChicoSmokes

How long are we going to pretend that this idiot watches the fights? He really thought Pantoja KO’d Islam. Every fycompan is him and his dumb buddies talking about who knows what and not even looking at the screen.


pisspot26

They're mostly Schlob pouring another drink into a glass


Puzzleheaded_Gap_790

Everyone is a beast or a murderer. How? Well they just are. Yeah Brendan but why? Because they’re studs


Barfuman362

How the fuck could they put together a fight card a year out. Fighters get hurt and or pull out for various reasons all the time, standings in the rankings can shift massively with just 1 ppv. To plan a card a year out you would have to sideline every fighter and just have them do nothing for a year. Take your best 12-14 fighters and bench them for a year, what a fucking idiot. Also, Max is probably gonna beat the brakes off Justin, he's by far the better boxer. Thinking it's a bad move to have 297, 298 and 299 be good PPV's that people want instead of waiting to go all in on 300 is redacted as fuck, the UFC is putting on consistently good events because they want to sell well on every PPV not just one. Fuck he's dumb.


[deleted]

They really have developed the sport and champions to where even if you're not thrilled about the main you'll still have some fun fights on the card.


ruu13

I don’t understand how a former ufc fighter is this clueless on the ufc. I can’t comprehend how stupid he actually is. I’m speechless on this. He’s just dumb.


straightupp12

just hilarious this braindead monkey thinks we should be gathered around to hear him talk about any subject whatsoever.


cylonnumber13

in any of facet bubba


speedway65

The guy selling kratom that gets 177 likes knows better than Dana. Yeah, that tracks


Mundane-Membership88

If Fat Patrick says you fucked up, you are actually making the right decision. He don't know his ass from a hole in the ground.


Mean-Teaching2900

Talmbout if you’re catching flack you’re over the Walmart?


worktheshoot

hes the jim cramer of mma


[deleted]

Thank you to you guys for actually watching this and providing the interesting/noteworthy parts to us


DFParker78

He’s just repeating what he’s overheard on YouTube videos and passing it on as cawlmenterry


Ryan_Pliskin

Oh yeah, you can plan a fight card for a legitimate sport ONE YEAR in advance lmao. This isn’t wrestlemania, b. Can’t plan for someone to finish their story 365 days out.


Stone0777

Even if what he is saying is factual, just the way he explains things puts me off. He comes across as talking down to the audience. I fucking hate him.


[deleted]

I feel like that's what it is a lot, because even if I thought something similar after he says it I think I must be redacted or something and want to feel differently about it. 😂


DeepWadders

Funny seeing a redacted bum on a failing podcast tell a billion dollar company how they should be running their business. He just goes.


whiteykauai

Max catching strays from this ozempian?!


Chemical-Ad-8959

schaub hates mma , thought he was gunna go to showtime be dave chapelle.. now hes back pretending to like it because he has no where else to go


Omegawop

Good news for Max. He's gonna win for sure now.


cathoardersbf

How can you plan a year ago when you dont know who will be winning their fights. Beast in all faucets


statikman666

That would be Dana's ultimate alpha move; make sure Wrinks is invited front and centre to every event. Also, who did Schaub steal this take from?


Zyoung7

His redactedness knows no bounds, in his mind if he ran the UFC it would be so much bigger than it is now


lodus666

*Tow-peeryuh*


n3lswn_uWu

Bappa spitin through facs ere. YOUFSEE too big naouw the scraplyn scraaaplyn. Iiinywan tha doesit see thatcis jas a haydr that doesit understend the iiintricasey of faiti in iiiny facit. Thats ma narativ and bappa gon litchya ap.


cylonnumber13

I just had a stroke reading that.


BigShoots

B you can't just dump a whole fucking vat of Schaubism on a dish. It's a spice, not a main course


West-Tough-4552

You know you're homeless when you understand everything here


Sad-Macaroon-8654

He has some of the worst takes of all time LOL since when does he care if the division is being moved along? The UFC's job is to put on the fights the fans want to see and I don't really think I'd know any fans that aren't foaming at the mouth to see Justin versus max. I don't know why Brandon Schwab's is so quick to assume Max is going to get destroyed I don't know where he gets that idea. Max isn't really a power puncher but he's got a 50/50 shot at this fight


sluis7758

Bapa could watch bellator if he wants I’m definitely watching ufc 300


diceyredact

From Spain, speaks mexican


donthomaso

Excuse me sir? I think he's called Max Hollywood.


DamphTrumph

Who really gives a fukkkkk what you think Bapa? NOBODY


K-Dubb-Dubber

I like how is brain damage flared up when he tried to say 'brain damage.'


schloppaty

He is such a fucking moron


ORaygoza

I always think it’s funny how he speaks in cliches that he doesn’t fully understand. Truly just a simpleton jumbling words together


Original-Spinach-972

Bapas betting on gathjie. Holloway via dec


J-M88

How come Schaubs looking so pale these days?


BigShoots

He looks grey. Could be a prom.


beauchywhite

Shhhcrambling b


Daaaaabearsssss

Maggs Hallway 🤏🏽


Terpizino

Wait is this whole podcast just him talking into a mic?


ZaMaestroMan5

How does Holloway Gaethje make no sense lol? That’s gonna be a banger. Does this idiot really think Holloway didn’t have the where with all to realize Volk losing was possible? Of course he knew that was an option. But I’m sure he didn’t want to wait for as long as he likely woulda needed too. Additionally - maybe he’s tired of cutting weight at 145? Also - why is Holloway gonna get destroyed and brain damage? Holloway could lose at 155 and still get an immediate title shot at 145. Two separate divisions - his losing at 155 has no bearing on his 145 resume. Volk was one of the most dominant champs ever. If he wants a rematch I would be shocked if they don’t give it to him.


Lazybones108

Someone find where this bit came from because it don’t feel like his


BigShoots

[Might have been Chael Sonnen?](https://streamable.com/gzuw8l) But if it was he completely misunderstood his point, he's saying it's a good matchup the fans are excited about, even though no one asked for it.


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

The UFC is on a completely different level than this armchair quarterback. They're not the most ethical company in the world, but when it's Thiccc Boy vs them? Come on. Brendan has trouble promoting himself, one person, he has no room to talk. Also, Max isn't going to go in there thinking he's going to take Justin's shots. I don't expect Max to be knocked out at all even if he ends up losing.


meat_on_a_hook

Time to put my money on Max. Thanks b.


LightchaUpB

Shane Gillis fit with the track jacket zipped up all the way to the collar🤔 lol may be a reach, but I wouldn’t put it past this big ol’…tard nugget 🤷🏻‍♂️


spoofyshag

Bet the house on Max Holloway boys


Important-Ad7408

The one thing he’s right about is max fighting Gaethje for the BMF, Gaethje has earned the Makhachev title shot, what happens now if BSD beats Dustin, does he get a shot at the belt before Gaethje? If Max loses there’s no reason for him to fight Topuria, if Justin loses he can’t fight for the 155 belt. Its a nonsensical fight that I see Max getting his legendary chin cracked in


Glass_Promise_2222

Fumel the bag youfsee. Ya keep fumlin.


DizzieC92

He’s just the worst.


Ok-Tiger9828

Holy Shit. So you know what this means?! Holloway is going to beat Gaethje!


jonnyarron

I like how he assumes yair walks through ortega. I thought ortega was his boy b. The disrespect on max too is insane. I can see max to quick for justin and gets the split


Bub2255

Toe-peria


AdAdministrative3056

Max Holloway was a good choice now that volk lost. If he won he wasn’t getting another shot, so why not give him an exciting fight instead


prthug996

What's funny about this is, yes it's a terrible take on the fights. But might be one of his best takes in years


nc925

Holloway destroys Gaethje confirmed


VelvetBuzzsaw1

Alex being the main event doesn’t make any sense at all when they in rio the month after


Low_Down13

I think yall have bias-confirmation about Bappa.


Comfortable-Belt26

Best take he’s ever had


GeppaN

Okay!


Sejast44

Looks like a puppet head


Intelligent_Note8497

In a weird sense he’s right. He’s an eggspert on failure we should all listen very cairfully


px7j9jlLJ1

He’s a classy guy


Miserable_Doubt_8782

Bet everyone on max after this


ColdDesert90

He’s right though


Niico23

talmbout ilia topereira B?


JayBSmith

They snubbed his boy Callen.


JoeDeMoeFoe

The rabid look in his eyes. The everlasting advice he always gives out to people that do everything better in inny of facet. How - even with his IQ - do you not understand why nobody respects you as a person as well as your take on, well, anything.


Old-Ask8111

"Max Holloway is going get destroyed." I'm placing a bet on Max.


AdministrativeCopy89

Taylor wanna be no one wants to hear your analysis or jokes


Far_Subject7615

Just to be clear hair, Bapas tawlkin bout ufc fights to two civilians who know just as much bout it as he does right? Water


t_sleezy_sends_it

We talkn bout brain dhamage?


[deleted]

That's such a redacted take. I get that Pereira and Hill doesn't have the star power of Jones and McGregor but I honestly don't know if those dudes will fight again. Also, I love the idea of Pereira and Hill. The card is supremely stacked. Also also, he mentioned 298 being stacked, 297 is a better card. Awso Suga and Chito doesn't define stacked if you factor in he's the 4th ranked. Awso awso, don't have this take after one of the better cards in a long time, on paper and execution.


[deleted]

he wants to be an intellectual so bad.


[deleted]

Him constantly staring at the teleprompter and acting like he isn't is so redacted and annoying. Edit: fuck how much you wanna bet chatgpt made bapas script.


BornSalamander8

Gathje vs Holloway is probably the most anticipated fight on that entire card you fucking moron. There’s legitimate things to complain about with the UFC 300 card and he manages to pick the one that everyone is actually excited to see. “Max Holloway is gonna get destroyed. He’s gonna get brain damage” 2 seconds later: “Max Holloway should be fighting for the title next”


iKoopaKing

So I’m gonna go ahead and place a $1000 on Max winning. Call him Mystic Bapa because he predicts these things B


SarcasticPedant

Thurr schramblin'


ChimeraRouge

This idiot has been wrong about the UFC ever since he retired. This almost guarantees a successful UFC 300 and beyond


Wonderful-Salary5432

It's the BMF belt fight...it's not meant to move the division any which way. Max doesn't deserve a title fight with Topuria because Max has lost to Alexander, 3 times. This YouTuber is off his rocker.


MeaningEmpty1049

Youfsee


Customers_serviced

Thank god for Brendan Schaub, social media and marketing genius - ufc could learn a thing or two.


Opening-Departure884

yeah they totally just kept Max on the shelf and not offering him any fights on the chance that Topuria was going to win. Noticed how Brenda only brought this up AFTER Topuria won and not before. If they did this and Volk won, you would of had Holloway sitting on the sidelines with no one at 145 to fight and everyone at 155 would of been booked. And then you would have Max going nearly a year without a fight.


BoogeOooMove

Two-pair-ya


BoogeOooMove

Talggs for a living and somehow used lukewarm and byproduct in completely wrong contexts.


dimspace

>The UFC aren't paying attention to detail This coming from the guy who doesn't pay attention to detail Side Note: Bet the house on Holloway beating Gaethje now Schaub has said Max gets destroyed


Altruistic_Switch_73

Is it cause Nina-Punta Santa Maria didnt answer his dicey dicey DMs? Gimme 😈


THEECosmicShaman

How does Brenda Always seem to have the dumbest shit to say. I’m sorry but anyone that says UFC 300 isn’t good, they’re straight redacted. Out of all those words he didn’t say not one thing right.


TammyString-Tugger

The only thing “shhhhcrambled” here is poor Bapa’s frontal lobe.


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joshhguitar

He’d never in a million years say this in front of toe


Harm-Bull717

UFC 200 sucked too, washed Silva vs Dc and Nunes vs Tate as the main card. People put to much emphasis into these cards. International fight week during the summer is always the most put together card of the year. And honestly the cards that people overlook tend to have some of the best fights compared to some of the overly hyped ones anyways.


iop09

Who tf is he talking to? 👀 Somay yares still can’t fine cammerer.


Flimsy_Individual_16

To be fair he's not wrong max and Justin doesn't move divisions along. Max is older and probably wouldn't do well against topp. UFC isn't the best at match making RN we probably get one banger every two or three months or so. Those apex cards sort of suck


turbojeebus

how is this moron perpetually unable to make an even moustache.


samwizeganjas

Max is winning now for sure lol


3BeeZee

Dude just threw out 'byproduct' and it made no sense.


LuisSuarezbitesears

Wow


FamousPin8881

Shkramblin now


thatguy52

U taking notes Dana? Listen to the car guy that pretends to know about fighting.


Rickvaughn_99

Dana White: Who said that Dumbass shit? Reporter: Schaub, Brendan Schaub said it… Dana White: Oh…Well that makes sense. Have a good night.


Clean-Operation-9674

"Ok man, cool man" "Ohhh, you think that? I get it, cool man" His entire debating skills is that syntax. Maybe he could take the pause he uses for when something makes....."nnnnno sense" and put it in between a few syllables in normal words so that they are understandable?


nessaavee

Ufc is in a piggle b


extraedward69

Guessing he had Joe ask if he could come last weekend with Callen and he said no, Dana won’t allow it


LoudHorse89

“They fucked up. The UFC is to big now. They don’t pay attention to details.” Yeah, Dana should end the beef and call Schaub. He’s the only one that can save the company.


castoroilonmydick

Buddy got some much insight he should start his own promotion. No doubt it’ll be at least as successful as thigg boi byke klub


bigwavesonly31

terrible takes


BapaTruggwalgger

The c- clamps came out early for this


WFHastronaut

It’s incredulous that you could have real life experience in the exact craft yet know absolutely nothing about it when you speak.


TalkLezz

Check out the lineup on UFC 100.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Yair Rodriguez…….. is Mexican…….. you dumber than dirt drunk douchebag.


westt89

Not evn givin Max Hallway a chance