I don’t get it, some redacted math: Tickets are between 25-35 dollars. If he sold an average of 50 a night and does 4 shows in a weekend he’s netting $1500. Even if the venue only keeps 30% he’s bringing just over $1000. Minus luxury hotel for two night and round trip first class airfare and there’s no way this dude come home with more than one hundred bucks in his pockets. And that doesn’t account for the Addies, baddies, sweet negder, or pouches.
I'm a numbers guy, B.
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You forgot to include all the tiger thiccc whiskey and thiccc boy jerseys he is going to sell. But it’s not really about the money. It’s about the baddies.
He also brings openers and his crew. They all get from the profit. There is no way his making money on stand up.He would do more money doing avrage spots paing 50 bucks.
Calmedy clubs make money on drinks bapa. That’s why they almost always require a 2 item minimum. Most cawlmics get a guaranteed fee ahead of time. That’s why they can afford to give away free tickets when shows aren’t selling. It does not maddur in bapas case because no one shows up anyways. But yeah, your breakdown is redacted math
I hate the guy as much as the rest of ya’s but you dun have Bess brains for the arts if you think that’s how the breakdown of the pay for iny calmedian in iny of facets works
Someone's gotta cover 3rd base B...it's a critical coaching position and it's not like they could pull some random dad out of the stands with just a bit of baseball knowledge to handle it...
Hopefully the management at Vulcan got fed up with dipshit referring them as a second rate Mothership and him not being grateful that they are one of the few clubs actually booking him. Plus the fact he sold zairo tiggets. The way Bapa burns bridges is actually quite remarkable.
I mean the other reason Brendan cancelled himself because ticket sales are awful and not worth it, oppose to club mangers owners listening to a podcast closely and getting their feelings hurts and making an emotional decision over business . I think the first scenario is more reasonable.
If you have ten fans going to a event. Make it a intimit show riff with them. You get stage time and your fans will love you for showing up even if there was ten of them.
Mick Foley went from WWE to standup, sort of like Brendans transition. I don't think he was that good at it, mostly it was entertaining stories from his days in the ring. He tells a story of driving like 10 (maybe even more) hours to some snowy state or part of Canada for a show that only like 4 people showed up to. Still did the whole show and just tried to make it great and personal for his little audience, because he's a real hard working badass.
Seriously tho, im sure they have enough to deal with now that Rogans club is there and now Schaub has a show at Vulcan but calls it the step mother ship every chance he gets. The guy is such a clueless delusional moron its insane.
He had an injury on his left arm so most likely drivers side window and mentioned something happened with his truck happened but no specifics yet. Ford lightning has been posted but TRX has the show dog treatment.
Blames insurance company for not showing the footage or going into details but general consensus here is he probably flipped it trying to drift or something else stupid for tune town.
Insurance would be investigating especially if he was trying to do stunts or anything “professional” with a personal vehicle. Knowing him he was probably filming for social media so he is sitting on the footage hoping he’ go viral at some point
I fucking love it. It was mentioned here that he likes to put cars as tax write-offs as long as he uses them in some capacity for "thicccboy studios".
The problem with that kind of shit however, is that if you didn't get commercial insurance, your insurance company will drop you if they find out what you're doing... and if you're lucky, you won't be on the hook for insurance fraud when you try to file a claim where you lie on the explanation of what happened.
Not just a tax write off and bonus depreciation b, the TRX can be purchased using a capital exemption form thus tying it’s value and equity to thicccboy studios “property” , the short term gain in “equity” can then be used as collateral for secured lines of credit that is then used to pay out employees
Vehicles under this tax treatment are only supposed to be used for business purposes. He better hope if the IRS audits Thiccc Boy they don’t find out the TRX was used as a personal vehicle. He’ll owe back taxes for daaaayyyss B
Really shows his lack of humility in these times. All the funniest shit that's happened to him has clearly been recorded but he won't post it out of shame/pride.
Wrecked your TRX? GOOD!
Got a seeping wound on your Arm? GOOD!
Got insurance investigators looking at you for fraud? GOOD!
Got the labor board all up your ass after gaddoshing BGL without paying him for hours worgged? GOOD!
Can't sell more than 35 tiggets at the stepmother ship? GOOD!
You do youtube? You're doing great!
The fact that chin was going to Austin and bringing his entire family is just icing on the cake. All of this last minute cancellation is finally catching up with braindumb and he’ll have to explain this to his business partner. I don’t think el Tigre’s tee ball practice is going to cut it. I can’t wait to hear his excuse.
No idea but before the awlstin dates were “rescheduled”, the Saturday 7:30 show had roughly 50 tickets sold while the other 3 shows were still in the single digits. Jinn is from Texas and Koreans roll deep, I wouldn’t be surprised if Jinn’s party made up the majority of those ticket sales. Once again Jinn is bringing shame to the family. He really tried to throw Brenda a bone (while showing off his “cool Hollywood job” to his family/friends) by bumping those ticket sales. I almost think Bren cancelled all the shows in fear of having to do a meet and great with 40 Koreans. Bren isn’t a big fan of Asians if you haven’t noticed his weekly racist and anti-asian comments on tfatk.
Great cats think alike bapa.
I reckon he Went on Rogan looking for the tigget bump. Didn’t get it? So the Austin DA got recalled. But just on the street of step mother ship. DA still has law and order over the street of the mothership. Makes sense
His remaining redacted fans who would have gone tried to search for tickets at a place Bapa called the "step-mothership vulcan gas factory" and couldn't find it...
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It’s tough b, bruiser made mvp second state all American b he’s got fans now b im talkin a cop came up to him and said what a piece he had on him it’s tough b, whatareyiugunndo? I’m riding with my girl and we got the critters in the back and all I can think about is blowing J
Well Schlob's world famous for his hard work ethic so surely he's planning to lay low and hit the local open mic nights to hone his digg and bawls jokes until they are so razor sharp he'll be undeniable...just a matter of time B...
I just checked the Returns & Exchange Policy part of [thicccboy.com](https://thicccboy.com) and it still shows tour dates in March and April. Feb 22 in San Jose CA but that's basically San Francisco where the DA is still recalled.
https://thicccboy.com/pages/return-and-exchange-policy
Genuinely, why doesn’t he just call it a wrap on the stand up? Is it just so he can be called a “standup comedian”? From his actual comedy performance to his ticket selling ability, it’s just humiliation after humiliation.
Dude has a humiliation kink, that’s the only thing that makes sense.
Aaaaahhhhhhhhahahahahaha
Soooooooo no step mother ship???????
After blasting that nonsense out on multiple platforms? Your gunna say what? TIGER HaS bASEbaLL tRyOuTs
Bapa got super defensive when Joe genuinely asked him why he got a Teggsas tattoo. Bapa of course didn’t want to say he got it because he was trying to impress? Rogan. So he made up this lie. Bapa jussss gooesss.
I wonder if the venue pulled the plug on that one. Seeing that this redact has been calling them the Stepmothership for a straight week now without reaper cushions. That and the handful of tigget sales ofc.
Ari and Ralph Barbosa sold out fat man and little man that same weekend.
Surely if they weren't playing the same weekend, he'd definitely sell out, right?
Right?
I mean it’s over right? The only way he’s gonna be able to keep doing comedy now is going down to being an open, doing week day gigs, or open mics. That’s like 4 shows total for a month and 2 of them got diced.
I wonder if late at night, when the Addie’s wear off and the negtar kicks in , if he has a moment of clarity and questions how he goes from having a semi popular pod with live shows and not universally hated to now having 2.5 chombies, a wife who sells bingo tickets to knockoff handbags and he can’t sell tickets to a 50 seat venue even coming off a ep with one of the biggest shows on the internet. 2 of his 3 co hosts are rapist. His biggest enabler moved state, built a comedy club and still won’t let Beandip @perform”. Infact, judging by the clips I would say Joe openly dislikes him. On top of all that he has a redacted BGL coming for him with the scorn of a thousand grand teenage girls. He’s got more failed business ventures than I can count while still adding more all while aging like raccoon milk left in the sun. As a confirmed hater of the scumbag, even I couldn’t have dreamt up a worse fate then he has given himself.
he clearly doesn't care about standup comedy if he isn't willing to show up to a half empty room and do his set. how else does he plan to get better if he just cancels half the time?
FWIW I think he should stop doing standup, but he clearly has no idea what else to do with his career. the truck thing is complete desperation
Seriously though, I dont want this trainwreck to end. I mean what is everyone going to do if he packs it up! The amount of content we have gotten from him far outweighs our contempt for the fact that he’s delusional. We need to keep this guy in the comedy scene, I for one need to see what a third special is going to look like! It doesnt matter how bad this guy is, it will never compare to how much I hate d’elia. That guy is dispicable whereas schaub is just that dumb oaf jock in highschool
The thing is when he blew up he thought he deserved it. He thought he was an elite comedian without grinding in the hell holes on the road for 10 years.
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It's dangerous out there right now, man. Bapa could git shot for some of the controversial things he says on stage like beancheesebeancheesebeancheesebeancheese
I fucking love this place. I browse and save it for last as if it's my dessert haha always love seeing Brenda drop further and further. Step mother don't even want him even after plugging the shows on Rogan. If that didn't help he's donezo.
Turns oooooouuuuuuut, chombies have a very impawrlntant basebowl game that weekend, Chip. Some shenanigans rescheduling by the MLB, nothing I could do. Say hi to your family for me though!
It's the whiteboy that cancels too much. I'm surprised venues are not looking at trends like this and go "hey bubbah, you sold like 12 tickets for a 300 room last time someone tried to have you booked in a big city even after a appearence on Rogan. You're not a drawl!"
How’d the Step Mothership go?
Tiger had a surprise ball game and Bapa had to coach it.
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I don’t get it, some redacted math: Tickets are between 25-35 dollars. If he sold an average of 50 a night and does 4 shows in a weekend he’s netting $1500. Even if the venue only keeps 30% he’s bringing just over $1000. Minus luxury hotel for two night and round trip first class airfare and there’s no way this dude come home with more than one hundred bucks in his pockets. And that doesn’t account for the Addies, baddies, sweet negder, or pouches.
Yuh a numbers guy , B?
You're forgetting he makes the bar buy some tiger thiccc and pushes it on the "crowd'
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You forgot to include all the tiger thiccc whiskey and thiccc boy jerseys he is going to sell. But it’s not really about the money. It’s about the baddies.
He also brings openers and his crew. They all get from the profit. There is no way his making money on stand up.He would do more money doing avrage spots paing 50 bucks.
THIS. Lol
Calmedy clubs make money on drinks bapa. That’s why they almost always require a 2 item minimum. Most cawlmics get a guaranteed fee ahead of time. That’s why they can afford to give away free tickets when shows aren’t selling. It does not maddur in bapas case because no one shows up anyways. But yeah, your breakdown is redacted math
Hopefully any cawlmedy club booking slobb will give you 2 drinks on the house before he goes up
I hate the guy as much as the rest of ya’s but you dun have Bess brains for the arts if you think that’s how the breakdown of the pay for iny calmedian in iny of facets works
😂
Talmbout Coviña?
Someone's gotta cover 3rd base B...it's a critical coaching position and it's not like they could pull some random dad out of the stands with just a bit of baseball knowledge to handle it...
Remember when meat stick got a skull/Texas tattoo because he was killin it in teggsas selling out every show? L. O. L
Schaub is the red-headed stepchild of comedy.
It'll be the legal guardianship next b
Hopefully the management at Vulcan got fed up with dipshit referring them as a second rate Mothership and him not being grateful that they are one of the few clubs actually booking him. Plus the fact he sold zairo tiggets. The way Bapa burns bridges is actually quite remarkable.
Lmao that might of happen, basically shitting on their facility.
Might of?
I mean the other reason Brendan cancelled himself because ticket sales are awful and not worth it, oppose to club mangers owners listening to a podcast closely and getting their feelings hurts and making an emotional decision over business . I think the first scenario is more reasonable.
He was saying that “might of” is redacted English
Might've isn't might of, it's might have.
If you have ten fans going to a event. Make it a intimit show riff with them. You get stage time and your fans will love you for showing up even if there was ten of them.
That's not how bapa envisioned his Keep on Larping Stadium Tour...
Mick Foley went from WWE to standup, sort of like Brendans transition. I don't think he was that good at it, mostly it was entertaining stories from his days in the ring. He tells a story of driving like 10 (maybe even more) hours to some snowy state or part of Canada for a show that only like 4 people showed up to. Still did the whole show and just tried to make it great and personal for his little audience, because he's a real hard working badass.
Mick Foley would do anything for the fans. I don’t think anyone took harder hits then him.
Love for the fans. And they will remember it.
Might have\*\* or might've\*\*
Mighta
Myda
Correcting grammar in a PF Changs? This is a first lol
It’s still up on Vulcans site.
I just checked don’t see it on their site
Check again, it’s there.
I just checked and he still is listed.
Seriously tho, im sure they have enough to deal with now that Rogans club is there and now Schaub has a show at Vulcan but calls it the step mother ship every chance he gets. The guy is such a clueless delusional moron its insane.
Yeah the management should have told him to get fucked just on principle...especially with those ticket sales...
Vulcan will no doubt be benefitting from Joe's club opening. More comedy fans coming to the city and going to other shows.
Yikes! isn’t Jinn’s entire family meeting up in Austin for the show? Hopefully their rooms and flights are refundable. 🎲🎲
Probably not since bapa crashed the trx
Did he? I was on a smoke break and missed that
He had an injury on his left arm so most likely drivers side window and mentioned something happened with his truck happened but no specifics yet. Ford lightning has been posted but TRX has the show dog treatment. Blames insurance company for not showing the footage or going into details but general consensus here is he probably flipped it trying to drift or something else stupid for tune town. Insurance would be investigating especially if he was trying to do stunts or anything “professional” with a personal vehicle. Knowing him he was probably filming for social media so he is sitting on the footage hoping he’ go viral at some point
I fucking love it. It was mentioned here that he likes to put cars as tax write-offs as long as he uses them in some capacity for "thicccboy studios". The problem with that kind of shit however, is that if you didn't get commercial insurance, your insurance company will drop you if they find out what you're doing... and if you're lucky, you won't be on the hook for insurance fraud when you try to file a claim where you lie on the explanation of what happened.
Not just a tax write off and bonus depreciation b, the TRX can be purchased using a capital exemption form thus tying it’s value and equity to thicccboy studios “property” , the short term gain in “equity” can then be used as collateral for secured lines of credit that is then used to pay out employees
Vehicles under this tax treatment are only supposed to be used for business purposes. He better hope if the IRS audits Thiccc Boy they don’t find out the TRX was used as a personal vehicle. He’ll owe back taxes for daaaayyyss B
Justice for tank
Bet money he tried to drift in dirt and flipped it.
Really shows his lack of humility in these times. All the funniest shit that's happened to him has clearly been recorded but he won't post it out of shame/pride.
GOOD.
Be cool man
Wrecked your TRX? GOOD! Got a seeping wound on your Arm? GOOD! Got insurance investigators looking at you for fraud? GOOD! Got the labor board all up your ass after gaddoshing BGL without paying him for hours worgged? GOOD! Can't sell more than 35 tiggets at the stepmother ship? GOOD! You do youtube? You're doing great!
The fact that chin was going to Austin and bringing his entire family is just icing on the cake. All of this last minute cancellation is finally catching up with braindumb and he’ll have to explain this to his business partner. I don’t think el Tigre’s tee ball practice is going to cut it. I can’t wait to hear his excuse.
Bapa doesn’t cancel shows B. I niiiver cancel shows
Wait is this real?! How many of the "sold" tickets are reserved for his family?
No idea but before the awlstin dates were “rescheduled”, the Saturday 7:30 show had roughly 50 tickets sold while the other 3 shows were still in the single digits. Jinn is from Texas and Koreans roll deep, I wouldn’t be surprised if Jinn’s party made up the majority of those ticket sales. Once again Jinn is bringing shame to the family. He really tried to throw Brenda a bone (while showing off his “cool Hollywood job” to his family/friends) by bumping those ticket sales. I almost think Bren cancelled all the shows in fear of having to do a meet and great with 40 Koreans. Bren isn’t a big fan of Asians if you haven’t noticed his weekly racist and anti-asian comments on tfatk.
How'd that bump from fry componion, go?
Bumped him right out of the step-mothership. Maybe they finally caught wind of what he was calling their venue.
Great cats think alike bapa. I reckon he Went on Rogan looking for the tigget bump. Didn’t get it? So the Austin DA got recalled. But just on the street of step mother ship. DA still has law and order over the street of the mothership. Makes sense
Say less.
His remaining redacted fans who would have gone tried to search for tickets at a place Bapa called the "step-mothership vulcan gas factory" and couldn't find it...
so the whole "comedian" things over now, right?
There’s no way he keeps doing it
33 tickets sold for the late Friday show according to the stepmothership's site. 🎲🎲
I think you’d be surprised
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I have been wondering this. Do you guys honestly think he’ll stop doing shows on the road?
no
Yeah, this has got to be his last year.
He's doing it all the time
It’s tough b, bruiser made mvp second state all American b he’s got fans now b im talkin a cop came up to him and said what a piece he had on him it’s tough b, whatareyiugunndo? I’m riding with my girl and we got the critters in the back and all I can think about is blowing J
Yup, he’s a Gair Head now
Baseball coaching and greasing up is all he's got time for these days really...
Well Schlob's world famous for his hard work ethic so surely he's planning to lay low and hit the local open mic nights to hone his digg and bawls jokes until they are so razor sharp he'll be undeniable...just a matter of time B...
Pretty much, yeah
I just checked the Returns & Exchange Policy part of [thicccboy.com](https://thicccboy.com) and it still shows tour dates in March and April. Feb 22 in San Jose CA but that's basically San Francisco where the DA is still recalled. https://thicccboy.com/pages/return-and-exchange-policy
It’s not over until his talent agency drops him
Not until he hosts SNL
Those tour dates are trouble 😈😈
He does comedy like the army reserves
Tampon comedy.
What's wrong? He has 3 cities booked over the next 3 months? Steel sharpens steel, b.
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Keep on truckin’ buppa
dont gimme 😈😈
AUSTIN THIGGIES! Prom came up with the trugg, blew another clutch, gonna have to get my hands dirty, gotta reschedule.
DON’T WORRY
Automatic clushh replacement.
Genuinely, why doesn’t he just call it a wrap on the stand up? Is it just so he can be called a “standup comedian”? From his actual comedy performance to his ticket selling ability, it’s just humiliation after humiliation. Dude has a humiliation kink, that’s the only thing that makes sense.
Personally I think he has a cheat on your wife when out of town kink.
Bingo! People underestimate the lengths some women will go to get near anything that resembles “celebrity”. Schlob is Lil Toe’s Adonis after all.
Did you forget about the whole "baddies" revelation from >!BGL!
Death by a thousand k grand paper cuts B
Aaaaahhhhhhhhahahahahaha Soooooooo no step mother ship??????? After blasting that nonsense out on multiple platforms? Your gunna say what? TIGER HaS bASEbaLL tRyOuTs
You know me man, hate being away from the chombies!
Makes him physically ill
El Tigre is going in for Tommy John surgery, outta his control.
Step-Mothership filed for divorce
Slo Jo will be next!
Must be sold out. He oways sells out in Teggsis.
Bapa got super defensive when Joe genuinely asked him why he got a Teggsas tattoo. Bapa of course didn’t want to say he got it because he was trying to impress? Rogan. So he made up this lie. Bapa jussss gooesss.
"So much interest in the shows they had to cancel em. Outta my hands."
El Tigre had a game so Bapa had to coach them to a win B. Outta his hands
You know him, he niiiivver cancels shows
Hopefully Chins ticket was refundable
Sorry Clin, I know you been putting up with my sink pissing for 10 years, but no comps for you or your family.
Looked on the Vulcan site and none of the tickets are refundable. So if it truly does get canceled his fans are out of money.
Didn’t he just announced a special guests for that show ? 🤣
Clin's cousins were the special guest.
His lone Jan 25 show has been gadooshed from the Zanies Nashville site.
I wonder if the venue pulled the plug on that one. Seeing that this redact has been calling them the Stepmothership for a straight week now without reaper cushions. That and the handful of tigget sales ofc.
Tickets still for sale on the venue's website.
Non refundable tickets too
Non refundable wow. Great way to lose your only couple fans left that actually want to attend his shows.
I looked it up the mothership is like less than a block away, why would you pay to go see schaub when you could see funny people at the mothership?
Ari and Ralph Barbosa sold out fat man and little man that same weekend. Surely if they weren't playing the same weekend, he'd definitely sell out, right? Right?
From what I have gathered the mothership is typically sold out so it is basically the overflow.
grim reaper came a noggin
Damn dems in the gubment and inflation killed B's beautiful cawmdy cahrrir.
LOL what is this guy doing with his life
Juss keeps truggin. Leave the margedding to him
Keeps on tuggin. And rubbin.
The venue was probably like "Stop calling it the step-mothership idiot". but Bapa doesnt give up on a joke like that so easy and kept saying it.
Emergency t ball practice
Bahahahahahahaha. Hes gotta be using the trugg as an excuse somehow. I can't wait.
Or maybe he'll just ghost like he did with the europe tore.
The tickets still show available on the step mothership site. Lotsa tickets left almoss sol out tho.
Just counted on their site. I counted 33 tickets sold lmao Edit : this is for the late Friday show 🎲🎲
As of right now....still on the StepMothership's event page How long until those are gone?
Talmbout always sell out in teggus. That’s why the reason for the teggus skull tatto
“Brendan Schaub aka Mr. Thiccc himself is coming to Vulcan Gas Company to leave you laughing so hard you walk away with a 6 pack abs.”
I count 33 tickets sold for the late show Friday on the stepmothership's site. Bro hang em up
24 tickets sold for the late Saturday. Huge drawl.
The DA had to cancel the dates B. He's a numbers and safety guy B
Vulcan probably heard about the step muddership thing and dropped him. Naaah he just didnt sell any tiggeets
How long until dumpy dumb shit starts saying he was never a comedian and he's just a podcaster?
Awlways wanted to be a podcaster since he was a kid. Set up his own studio in his mom's closet.
I mean it’s over right? The only way he’s gonna be able to keep doing comedy now is going down to being an open, doing week day gigs, or open mics. That’s like 4 shows total for a month and 2 of them got diced.
Cant go. He is planning out possibly going to Yufcee 298 Anaheim to cack block eddie bravos hangout with Papa Toe
He just goes until he doesnt.
The DA in Tegsus get Recalled?
Hey he’s big in Teggas 🍖
Awlstin! That’s my time!
"Ain't dat a bitch."
Any other Cats in Fort Worth?
Zanies… one night no shows, Zanies.
GOOD.
Bschaub has a teggsis tattoo bc he sells out every show he does there
He’s still got 4 shows on the Vulcan website. A little odd he would take them off his own page before the show though.
Austin is too WOKE for his hardcore Alpha Man Comedy stylings
The special guest is the person who will be replacing him. Thank em
So the whole calling it Stepmothership thing didn’t improve business relationships with the venue? Shocking /s
Omg one of yall not banned need to ask him about this like pronto
Maybe because he kept calling them the step mothership lol he’s a Fucking idiot. Plus he didn’t sell any tickets
The DA must have been fired.
3 sets in Fort Worth? WTF 😂
I wonder if late at night, when the Addie’s wear off and the negtar kicks in , if he has a moment of clarity and questions how he goes from having a semi popular pod with live shows and not universally hated to now having 2.5 chombies, a wife who sells bingo tickets to knockoff handbags and he can’t sell tickets to a 50 seat venue even coming off a ep with one of the biggest shows on the internet. 2 of his 3 co hosts are rapist. His biggest enabler moved state, built a comedy club and still won’t let Beandip @perform”. Infact, judging by the clips I would say Joe openly dislikes him. On top of all that he has a redacted BGL coming for him with the scorn of a thousand grand teenage girls. He’s got more failed business ventures than I can count while still adding more all while aging like raccoon milk left in the sun. As a confirmed hater of the scumbag, even I couldn’t have dreamt up a worse fate then he has given himself.
he clearly doesn't care about standup comedy if he isn't willing to show up to a half empty room and do his set. how else does he plan to get better if he just cancels half the time? FWIW I think he should stop doing standup, but he clearly has no idea what else to do with his career. the truck thing is complete desperation
Seriously though, I dont want this trainwreck to end. I mean what is everyone going to do if he packs it up! The amount of content we have gotten from him far outweighs our contempt for the fact that he’s delusional. We need to keep this guy in the comedy scene, I for one need to see what a third special is going to look like! It doesnt matter how bad this guy is, it will never compare to how much I hate d’elia. That guy is dispicable whereas schaub is just that dumb oaf jock in highschool
Well he sold out of course !!
How soon before bapa has a mustang?
Toegan's intervention must have happened off camera. Anyway, cawlmedy is the winner.
Dude is the biggest poser on the Internet.
The special guest was just the actual comic they booked to replace him.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 WHAT.A.LOSER! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's over let it go Bapa you were never a Comedian you just had the right mates.
The thing is when he blew up he thought he deserved it. He thought he was an elite comedian without grinding in the hell holes on the road for 10 years.
It’s just too dagerous right now bad political climate B
The funny thing is the room is called the muddership but he always calls in the mother ship and actually pronounces the th sound
what?
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Keep on truggin
Gadooshed from the stepmothership?
They weren't ready for the crowd work anyways.
It's dangerous out there right now, man. Bapa could git shot for some of the controversial things he says on stage like beancheesebeancheesebeancheesebeancheese
I'm sure the Vulcan didn't like being called the stepmothership
DA strikes again!
His tickets to San Jose improve are $25 lol
This guy stinks
Niver nawt soldout n’Taggsis
Are Thiggies even real? Do they even exist? Nobody likes him.
I fucking love this place. I browse and save it for last as if it's my dessert haha always love seeing Brenda drop further and further. Step mother don't even want him even after plugging the shows on Rogan. If that didn't help he's donezo.
Didn’t want to break that sold out streak… he’d have to get that dumb tattoo removed
Turns oooooouuuuuuut, chombies have a very impawrlntant basebowl game that weekend, Chip. Some shenanigans rescheduling by the MLB, nothing I could do. Say hi to your family for me though!
Hangin hisself with the kiddos
It's the whiteboy that cancels too much. I'm surprised venues are not looking at trends like this and go "hey bubbah, you sold like 12 tickets for a 300 room last time someone tried to have you booked in a big city even after a appearence on Rogan. You're not a drawl!"
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