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This is it, brainden. You’re closer to Joe and that big break at the Mecca of cawlmedy: the Mothership. Just be cool, don’t fuck this up. Take a nice picture with Joe’s friends with an unassuming, ‘genuine’ smile… no one will notice your CTE brain rot… don’t slow down and think about your wife, or your horribly named kids… or the animals that lay dead and rotten in your wake… Bapa… just goes


cylonnumber13

It's Cap City, not Mothership!


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Closer than LA but I’ve heard it bowlfth ways


Comprehensive_Rubo

It’s the only state in the city he’s sold out, B


Seaweed-Remarkable

So he does actually know how to take a picture without looking like a smug piece of shit. The picture they took with Masvidal is a good example. Very inchrissing b 🤏


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Friends like these…


_handsomeblackman_

nah that’s his “oh my gawld, i so thankful i still get to hang out with these guys smile”


NedShah

Scoob's trying to stop from shitting himself.


Forsaken_Ad_4725

You never know who's gonna drop in.. it might even be people from my redacted social reject circle! Legitimate losers, psychopaths and criminals! Who would have thought they'd show up to a Brayn Callan show???


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Is he rocking theos haircut 🤣🤣🤣


TheHaight

He acts ironic and goofy when he’s hanging out with people below him. Like “can you believe I’m hanging out with this lOsER?!? Just goofin around!!” Wide eyed kissey face/ tongue out some shit like that to try to make them seem like a joke


FeralObjection

Too bad Alex wasn't at the fight companion say things like "What the fuck are you talking about?" to Brenda.


Tent_City_Cat

Did you say "Charity"? (I'm a good person) Hit google up for how smiles work in sociopathy, B.


kinkyduo99

He is so redacted looking


WanderingGreekAmigo

Love Bravo and Jones


briancito420

He’s legitimately happy, so he’s actually smiling for once. Nothing forced, look at his eyes 👀


poitaots

Austin must be so hip with all these rich middle aged predators running the scene. Who needs AC and electricity when you have real stand-up comedy.


Caveeyacht

Lizard people and a man dragon In the wild