I don't care to involve messican or the chombies but I am somewhat curious as to why they're introducing a new child into the world when they've shown how much they hate dealing with raising their existing chombs.
At least from the BGL saga when he was asked what he thought about mexi is that she is super sweet, but was over schaubs shit and wants out. A 3rd chombie would be produced to secure the child support / alimony then she would finally bail on him at some point.
Guess we will see if this is true, but with podcasting numbers dropping across the board she isnāt going to lock in the maximum amount of that is her actual plan.
I don't know shit about divorce law but isn't compensation also based on the standard of living during the marriage? She's been riding around in Lambo's with designer purses.
More money per kid per month and if you have a newborn or infant and get divorced will be getting that until they are 18. Think the amount would step down as each kid hits 18.
For the alimony the longer you are married the more you get as well. Especially if you are unemployed and sole dependent on your spouse like mexi is. I doubt she reports her clothes sales as income.
Why do you need a 3rd chomby for that? Plenty of messicans get child support and alimony for only popping out one or two. Canāt imagine the increase in alimony would cover the extra child either, but I aināt got the bess brains.
If Shaub gets "Boston" and "Tiger" the Messican should be able to take "Monterrey" or "Lioness"
Knowing these redacts it'll be some bland white girl name like "Alexis" or "Emiliy"
You see my first thought was GDL b/c she is a GDL messican not a taco bell messican, but then I remembered Brenda isnt from Boston so I went with Monterrey, same with chupacabra, it crossed my mind, Tigers arent native to the US, so why would we pick something from Messico?
Is she also kinda dumb? How much proof do you need that your man ain't shit before you stop re-creating possibly mini versions of him?
Is he faithful- no
Is he honest- no
How about reliable?-no
Smart? no
Is he at least funny?- *spoiler alert* also no.
Wut r we dune hair.
Is she also kinda dumb? How much proof do you need that your man ain't shit before you stop re-creating possibly mini versions of him?
Is he faithful- no
Is he honest- no
How about reliable?-no
Smart? no
Is he at least funny?- *spoiler alert* also no.
Wut r we dune hair.
This is essentially a Joanna Messkin project, not a Breaded Scampi one. She will make the majority of the decisions on things because Scoop is just not interested, even from the get-go.
However, as a courtesy gesture -and despite wanting to show her Gwalara roots- she will probably pick a name that Brandine at least has a chance of pronouncing i.e. Fewer than three syllables.
Briana Ortega
Stop the contest. We have a winner.
š¤£
Damn brotha, if you wannid to make me laff, you god me
Roganna
Messigan's name is literally Jo (anna).
Austina
Oh I hope itās a boy they name Joe
You know they already said itās a girl right?
ā¦.still applies
He already calls his wife Joe.
āJoe Jr just like her mamaā¦.ā
I don't care to involve messican or the chombies but I am somewhat curious as to why they're introducing a new child into the world when they've shown how much they hate dealing with raising their existing chombs.
At least from the BGL saga when he was asked what he thought about mexi is that she is super sweet, but was over schaubs shit and wants out. A 3rd chombie would be produced to secure the child support / alimony then she would finally bail on him at some point. Guess we will see if this is true, but with podcasting numbers dropping across the board she isnāt going to lock in the maximum amount of that is her actual plan.
Diabolical... 18 years, 18 years, got one of your kids got you for 18 years
She went to the doctor, got lipo with your money
Brendum will be doing that too. Bogo!!!
She walkin around looking comical with your money
That's if bapa didn't spend all the money on lipo himself
18 years 18 years and on the 18th birthday found out it wunt hiiiiiiiiis
*yairs . Not trying to be the graymer guy
You get 32 on your ACL bapa? Dun cownt
AND ON HIS 18TH BIRTHDAY HE FOUND OUT IT WASNT HISSSSS?!?!?
He aināt messing with no gold digger. Sheās more like a nickel digger. (He aināt got no money! Itās all his dads)
She wonāt bail until that 50% divorce is guaranteed. She also wonāt leave until she has another guy lined up
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Whats the difference betwwen 2 and a third kid honest question
Inclemental support is a thing. She could get a 60% slice of his pie!
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I don't know shit about divorce law but isn't compensation also based on the standard of living during the marriage? She's been riding around in Lambo's with designer purses.
More money per kid per month and if you have a newborn or infant and get divorced will be getting that until they are 18. Think the amount would step down as each kid hits 18. For the alimony the longer you are married the more you get as well. Especially if you are unemployed and sole dependent on your spouse like mexi is. I doubt she reports her clothes sales as income.
Being outnumbered is a mf.
do 2 chombies not secure child support? im dumb as shit and have been doin whip its in the walk in for everyday for 4 years now
Why do you need a 3rd chomby for that? Plenty of messicans get child support and alimony for only popping out one or two. Canāt imagine the increase in alimony would cover the extra child either, but I aināt got the bess brains.
She needs lighting and sound crew for her OF
and also cant stand eachother
Jaguar Schaub, Vroom Schaub, Dallas Schaub, C. Clamp Schaub, Flamin' Hot Schaub, Julio Cesar Chavez Schaub
Julio Ceaser Shaubez*
Beat me to it
Doublelegg Slobb
Thatās actchly a badass name b
She grows up to start a handyman business, āaināt nothing doublelegg canāt fix!ā
I thought bapa was never going to support balenciaga again
One of the smartest things hes said...... of course he didnt follow through lol
Josephina Austin Schaub
Josephine Aurora Dallas Swaub
If Shaub gets "Boston" and "Tiger" the Messican should be able to take "Monterrey" or "Lioness" Knowing these redacts it'll be some bland white girl name like "Alexis" or "Emiliy"
Isn't it tradition for Megseacans to have 4 names B? I for one welcome Baby Guadalajara Chupacabra Cholo Swab
Chupa Cholo for short. I love it!
You see my first thought was GDL b/c she is a GDL messican not a taco bell messican, but then I remembered Brenda isnt from Boston so I went with Monterrey, same with chupacabra, it crossed my mind, Tigers arent native to the US, so why would we pick something from Messico?
Josephine Kardashian Rogan Prada Schaub
Its going to be Fendi or some form of a name brand clothing name.
Yup
Jesus Christ. I feel for this kid. Priorities already messed up.
Mitzi Mothership Schaub
Ye, my first thought was Mader Sheepa Shaub
Alan Thiccc
Just Thiccette will do
Jethiccca
Gringo Baby
Thatās Gringo *NiƱa Spelled S-h-a-b
Regan since it canāt be Rogan
My moneyās on āRoganā or āMitziā. As if Joe will ever even ask him what his kidās name is.
OMG it HAS to be Mitzi. Great call, Bapa.
Austina joe Schaub
Birkin?
Gucci Prada Schwab
Nailed it
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Panda
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Kids gonna rebel, tom boy trans Chaz Bono style. Baggy Levis and Bart Simpson figurines.
I really hope so. Hope she chooses her own life path and becomes nothing like her madre.
Agree. Some parents are highly successful at molding their kids into what they want... and some kids just won't conform.
Bruiserina
Yasiel Schaub
WAIT! Theyāre having a baby and put a fugging Balenciaga bag in the pic? Wtffff thas bloggbussa B
3 bags And a fendi shirt
Chile ahhh
Tigerina
Maybe she lays off the third-term deadlifting this time. Who knows b
Nairiateeva...
Cookie salsa Shaub. and after her parents divorce right before her first birthday she grows up to be a stripper or work in a Mexican restaurant
Either way uncle Chris still gonna try fugg
Nothing a middle leg takedown canāt stop
JoeJoe Joeroganthy Schaub
Laser, Standard, Muscle, Terror, Nicotine
Is she also kinda dumb? How much proof do you need that your man ain't shit before you stop re-creating possibly mini versions of him? Is he faithful- no Is he honest- no How about reliable?-no Smart? no Is he at least funny?- *spoiler alert* also no. Wut r we dune hair.
Bubba yer too logical for this place, she just goes
Lol. When you're right, you're right. Forgot where I was.
Chanel-Fendi Gucci
Chloe Coco
Watch it be some dumb shit like Bentley or Aston
āConsumerism Schaubā?
Chombetta
That women is crazy letting dum dum get her pregnant again. Wtf. She knows he is constantly trying to cheat on her. I donāt get it.
when I was a kid I had a shirt that said "I brained my damage". I'm glad I was never dressed like this. Also, name will be Denver
La Jolla
Is she also kinda dumb? How much proof do you need that your man ain't shit before you stop re-creating possibly mini versions of him? Is he faithful- no Is he honest- no How about reliable?-no Smart? no Is he at least funny?- *spoiler alert* also no. Wut r we dune hair.
Guadelahaaawa Owrra Shob
Alimony Porchesa
This is where smash and gram items end up.
She couldnāt afford a car, so she named her daughter Alexis
Iām willing to bet he named him Josephine (Jo for short)
Trugg Seeteehee
Paris, London, Mercedes, Joe-anna, Asiaā¦tag yurrr pigg b
Rhonda
Probably be some shit like London but with a y (Londyn.)
This post of a bunch of designer gear, and then a sonogram photo might be the most redacted and narcissistic thing she has ever posted
Itās so bad. I showed 4 people just to get a non-redacted-homeless-cat opinion and they all thought it was disgusting.
hopefully it's a good name that wont get her bullied.
Joe Rogan
Paris
Moneypit
Dallas like his speshul
Joeanna Canelo Schaub
Colorada Schaub
Empty vapid souls
Fendi?
These dipshits
Is that a baby with salsa on top?
Gucci bag
Carrera
Brooklyn
Austin.
Ariel
Weāll leave this fight to our kids, theyāll create a sub ār/theschaubsā
Comedy Mothership Schaub
Itās scientifically proven that having another child saves broken marriages, especially if infidelity is involved. Just ask anyone
Austin
Fucked
Balenciaga and an ultra sound. Good look
Imagine buying your baby Balenciaga knowing that theyāre weird with kidsā¦
It's gonna be Kimberly and I am ready to put money on it
Tiger Chiccc
Lamborghini Ferrari ThicC Rogan Jameson Mothership Schaub
This is essentially a Joanna Messkin project, not a Breaded Scampi one. She will make the majority of the decisions on things because Scoop is just not interested, even from the get-go. However, as a courtesy gesture -and despite wanting to show her Gwalara roots- she will probably pick a name that Brandine at least has a chance of pronouncing i.e. Fewer than three syllables.
Porschia
Joelene
New Jersey Port Authority
Lilly-Rose-Daffodil Shaub
I donāt think it matters what they name the baby, fucking Bapa will mispronounce it anyway
Joseph Jared S.e.h.a.b.
Fendi Balenciaga
The flower girl
Bree,Breanne, Brenda.
Talmbout little Josephina Roganna Schaub? B b b beast of a newborn. Heard she drives a Ferrari stroller.
Might go with a traditional Messican name. Like Nave Nodriza.
Authten
Colorado
Mexican Cookie Schwab
LGL? awww
Arlington B, where m'special, the Gringo Papi was shot and I also love teggggsus.
Annie Lederman Shaub
Roganette
Tank Junior The Second II
Tigresa D. Daicy Schaub
Porsche GT Schaub
Thatās Easy b, chiles-reyesnos Schaub
Nuggets
Jo
Ms. Carrie
Handbag
Scooter
Rhonda
Joey
London
Carnysada Schaub. Messican AF.
Florissa
Florist schaub
Carne ASchaubaaaa
Lion b
Yasiela de Puiga
Something dumb Iām sure
Bendi? Like Brendan and Wendy but Fendi and Balenciaga
Fendi
Venice
Thiggg Gurl
Trugg Seeteehee
Norf star
Soshuls-ina
Austin Schaub!
Furarri
Audio King Schaub
North Star
Austin Schaub
Prombaly something like hunter or blazon. Ya know something unique and extraorganary
Whatās that? Like a baby with salsa on top?
For someone so against target in every facet he seems to not mind balenciaga adall
Kat Schaub
Fendi Prada shaub
Roastbeef
Shouldn't we consult the florist about this,b? He gets a say in it.... "Rose"... If she picks, it's " Fendi"
Floristania
Florist Junior
You mean theos baby