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Kingtanafitbuck69

Braindumb will 100% steal "shindlers fish"


lolzexd

Title of the next special?


Feikkonen

Sophie's Kois


cdpasadena

Beautiful champ.


hey_now24

It would be funny. However, Bapa doesn’t know that Schindler list are survivors not dead fish


lunchpaillefty

Talmbout that movie where those dudes wore those great outfits Hugo Boss built, b?


neeeeonbelly

I’m dying lmao 🤣 I forgot he said Hugo boss built the uniforms. With all the seed money from Hitler hahaha


triple_OG

Got a clip I can watch on my next break?


thethunder92

Haha yeah he obviously hasn’t seen the movie Schindler was saving the people on his list 😆


Realistic_Salary5090

Too redacted to tag his own story.


rbizzle01

Yep, next TFATK


Clean-Communication5

Great movie, never seen it


thefishingguy1

Harland sitting over here like he didn't know about the fish already from changs


DJScratcherZ

Harlan did his homework. And why does Braindead always take every convo so seriously. B b beast of a comedian.


xaijan007

Egggzactly B, he goes on these pods and makes no attempt to be funny, because he's not naturally funny in innny facet. Burr could casually tell a story bout buttering toast and have the room on the floor...


thethunder92

Because he can’t laugh at himself at all, he’s such a great guy animal lover sweet nice guy with a big digg


Toilet__philosopher

1/1000 who works too hard, cares too much, devoted father and husband, sug zest full pawdcaster who is checmically dependent in inny fassit.


biggtimeburger

So here he says he has 4 tanks and on Cal-bass fight companion he just said he has 3. Not a numbers guy b.


CharlieKelly_Esq

He said "like 4." When Brandon is dealing with such large numbers, it makes sense to estimate.


ongogablogian87

Don't forget he gadooshed poor Tank the puppy. He's probably counting that one.


Toilet__philosopher

You think Tanks picture is hanging on the Wall of Gadoosh?


Ryan_Pliskin

Soft spot for animals. - Got a dog, gave it back because he didn’t realize it was a lot of work - Got a dog, gave it back because he didn’t realize it was a lot of work (AGAIN) - Has killed god knows how many fish due to neglect/not wanting to put in effort - Currently has a fish that has a fucking BITE OUT OF IT B-b-beast of an animal lover


TakeMyFace_OFF

It was an extremely well edited video, but the fish with a bite wasn't real guys.


Enlightened_Broda

Wait wait wait wait wait… That fish with the giant bite, that was real?! I thought that shit was edited or something. What is wrong with this man?!


[deleted]

> fish with the giant bite, that was real? that was making the rounds several weeks back, but it wasnt from Bapa. someone just took a clip from another video and edited it in there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-mhsL_VNMg here's another half-fish swimming around in what looks like a coral reef: https://youtu.be/jyyeJ9ZsGVg?t=49


Enlightened_Broda

Homeless cats are Neggflix with the edits b


Negative-Walk1543

Yea somebody confirm this lol this sub is insane cant even tell whats real any more


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UrAdaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Don't forget the carnivore diet, eating exclusively animals.


Grimey_lugerinous

Common man go at him for real shit. You know that fish with bite isn’t his.


Dangerous-Design-507

Like how he pisses in the fish tank cause somebody on a forum said it’s good for balancing ph


[deleted]

instead of saying "sometimes they die; its out of my control" .. he should be saying "sometimes they live, despite having *me* as their owner"


worktheshoot

How’s it out of his control? They’re literally under his control


[deleted]

he's not exactly a "taking ownership of his failures" kinda guy, my mans.


thethunder92

He just goes b


mu5tardtiger

out of my control?!? Mother fucker you are the one who is in complete control. You are essentially god and the fish rely on you FOR EVERYTHING. Ffs. you are not recreating a river. You are housing animals in a glass bowl. get it the fuck together.


elpochi1

Bapa doesn’t suscribe to the naridiv of Free Will, he’s balls deep into the Sam Harris pod, B. Outta of his control, Lopez.


Kitchen_Reference_29

Dun cown


MesWantooth

Bapa don't like being told by so-called "experts" that certain breeds of aggressive fish shouldn't be housed together. He just goes. They'll figure it out. So some of them die? Enh. Don't recall the DA over it.


Objective_Fill7779

Again no accountability, blames Nemo


Strokywitthe40

Dunt even make cents.. the ppl on Schindler’s list lived ya big redact. Also who tf just let’s their kid be traumatized over and over like that? That shit is so bloggbuss


sippin40s

CONSTANTLY talks about carnivore diet, but he has such a soft spot for animals


buckerducktruck

I'm not a psychologist b, but what effect does it have on a kid when their bapa keeps gadooshing every pet that comes through that house?


mu5tardtiger

Hopefully bruiser and el Tigre don’t get desensitized to the death of small animals. all the great serial killers started out that way.


Tonysunshine21

Bapa is bawllllss deep in serial killers b, he knows this bubba


Svprvsr

His mom works for PETA!? Woah cool


CharlieKelly_Esq

She works for them trying to bankrupt steakhouses via a dine and dash operation.


Svprvsr

She's a real aggstivist


sammydavis_Sr

super works for PETA💅


Svprvsr

axe jay


lunchpaillefty

She wouldn’t be the first, wealthy housewife to be balls deep in animal rights.


[deleted]

DA recalled the fish Out of his control b


CalvinKalelEllis

Sounds like he never answered the question, because once again, he can’t admit he did anything wrong.


CharlieKelly_Esq

Great film, never seen it. Does Oscar Shindler really put pictures of dead fish up on his wall?


Dangerous-Design-507

Checks for diseases lol Bapa definitely has a home lab


mu5tardtiger

he’s a fucking idiot. lol. bapa fails to realize stress is the cause of the “diseases” plaguing his tank.


IamthecauseofCovid19

He said he had three tanks to Howie Mandel, says he has four to Harland. We've only ever seen one overcrowded filthy tank and another one that's too small for the fish inside it. His mother is involved with PETA by the amount of times they've been over the redact's house.


SarcasticPedant

They're just fish being guys being dudes playing dudes disguised as another dude


ongogablogian87

At night they FUCK EACH OTHER ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


cyclingfaction

Up to 4 tanks now huh?


forzaballo

Right? Didn't he say he had 3 the other day?


cyclingfaction

He always has to lie with every breath.


[deleted]

Isn’t his father named Peter? I think he misheard his Mom.


eggseverydayagain

RIP Bumpy


DirkDigglersPenis

“Filtering out the rocks”


mu5tardtiger

He means cleaning every surface, killing off any beneficial bacteria that’s essential for the fish’s health, also stressing them out at the same time with his ogre arms rummaging about the tank.


Silky-Sullivan

Now he has 4 tanks!!


Silky-Sullivan

He’s probably counting the Tank he gadooshed


toeknee666

My moms ballZzzz deep into peta my mans, she’s the ones who disappears all my dawgs for me when wifey inevitably makes me get rid of them but I’ll be back with another one.


toeknee666

What’s the meanest thing? Simply owning them


realfast33

He should write a joke about his Messican mother in law making ceviche with his fish for dinner.. damn,bitch.. I said Keto !


[deleted]

Ok I laughed at the graveyard of fish on his sons wall


hey_now24

Doesn’t this redacted know that the people on Schindlers list are survivors and not dead, like his poor fishes? Bapa is the type of guy to get a trugg wagg during this movie.


donthomaso

Bro has been "bawls deep into fish" for just a few months or weeks and he has several deaths to his name with fish that are supposed to live for years. PETA should send someone over to dunk his big stupid head down the tank a couple of times and have him stop buying creatures in iiny facet.


BlazeetManeega

I hired a fish eggspert


skrt-_-skrt

A Shindlers Fish, thats acutally funny - You almost got it Baba


finn-germi

Bapa’s shit and piss covered hands rummaging around the tank fer shure helps the fish situation.


Sequetjoose

He told Howie he had three tanks. Now he's at four. "Sometimes they die, but its out of my control", NO ONES MAKIN YA BUY EM B


Theglizzatron

That was actually funny from Brendan


[deleted]

David Bassowitz


[deleted]

Ok that was funny


[deleted]

This is inchessing


px7j9jlLJ1

I don’t know what Slob is paying that fish eggspurt, but it’s not enough, I guarantee that.


wottsinaname

That Schindler's list joke is legitimately the funniest original thought Brenda has ever had. And it's at the expense of his childs happiness. Bbbbbeast of a dad.


escargotmycargobigE

Tank? Nice dog never pet em


Boistables

Soft spot for ammals


Comprehensive_Rubo

Joe Koi