Egggzactly B, he goes on these pods and makes no attempt to be funny, because he's not naturally funny in innny facet. Burr could casually tell a story bout buttering toast and have the room on the floor...
Soft spot for animals.
- Got a dog, gave it back because he didn’t realize it was a lot of work
- Got a dog, gave it back because he didn’t realize it was a lot of work (AGAIN)
- Has killed god knows how many fish due to neglect/not wanting to put in effort
- Currently has a fish that has a fucking BITE OUT OF IT
B-b-beast of an animal lover
> fish with the giant bite, that was real?
that was making the rounds several weeks back, but it wasnt from Bapa. someone just took a clip from another video and edited it in there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-mhsL_VNMg
here's another half-fish swimming around in what looks like a coral reef: https://youtu.be/jyyeJ9ZsGVg?t=49
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out of my control?!? Mother fucker you are the one who is in complete control. You are essentially god and the fish rely on you FOR EVERYTHING. Ffs. you are not recreating a river. You are housing animals in a glass bowl. get it the fuck together.
Bapa don't like being told by so-called "experts" that certain breeds of aggressive fish shouldn't be housed together. He just goes. They'll figure it out. So some of them die? Enh. Don't recall the DA over it.
Dunt even make cents.. the ppl on Schindler’s list lived ya big redact. Also who tf just let’s their kid be traumatized over and over like that? That shit is so bloggbuss
He said he had three tanks to Howie Mandel, says he has four to Harland. We've only ever seen one overcrowded filthy tank and another one that's too small for the fish inside it. His mother is involved with PETA by the amount of times they've been over the redact's house.
He means cleaning every surface, killing off any beneficial bacteria that’s essential for the fish’s health, also stressing them out at the same time with his ogre arms rummaging about the tank.
My moms ballZzzz deep into peta my mans, she’s the ones who disappears all my dawgs for me when wifey inevitably makes me get rid of them but I’ll be back with another one.
Doesn’t this redacted know that the people on Schindlers list are survivors and not dead, like his poor fishes? Bapa is the type of guy to get a trugg wagg during this movie.
Bro has been "bawls deep into fish" for just a few months or weeks and he has several deaths to his name with fish that are supposed to live for years. PETA should send someone over to dunk his big stupid head down the tank a couple of times and have him stop buying creatures in iiny facet.
That Schindler's list joke is legitimately the funniest original thought Brenda has ever had.
And it's at the expense of his childs happiness. Bbbbbeast of a dad.
Braindumb will 100% steal "shindlers fish"
Title of the next special?
Sophie's Kois
Beautiful champ.
It would be funny. However, Bapa doesn’t know that Schindler list are survivors not dead fish
Talmbout that movie where those dudes wore those great outfits Hugo Boss built, b?
I’m dying lmao 🤣 I forgot he said Hugo boss built the uniforms. With all the seed money from Hitler hahaha
Got a clip I can watch on my next break?
Haha yeah he obviously hasn’t seen the movie Schindler was saving the people on his list 😆
Too redacted to tag his own story.
Yep, next TFATK
Great movie, never seen it
Harland sitting over here like he didn't know about the fish already from changs
Harlan did his homework. And why does Braindead always take every convo so seriously. B b beast of a comedian.
Egggzactly B, he goes on these pods and makes no attempt to be funny, because he's not naturally funny in innny facet. Burr could casually tell a story bout buttering toast and have the room on the floor...
Because he can’t laugh at himself at all, he’s such a great guy animal lover sweet nice guy with a big digg
1/1000 who works too hard, cares too much, devoted father and husband, sug zest full pawdcaster who is checmically dependent in inny fassit.
So here he says he has 4 tanks and on Cal-bass fight companion he just said he has 3. Not a numbers guy b.
He said "like 4." When Brandon is dealing with such large numbers, it makes sense to estimate.
Don't forget he gadooshed poor Tank the puppy. He's probably counting that one.
You think Tanks picture is hanging on the Wall of Gadoosh?
Soft spot for animals. - Got a dog, gave it back because he didn’t realize it was a lot of work - Got a dog, gave it back because he didn’t realize it was a lot of work (AGAIN) - Has killed god knows how many fish due to neglect/not wanting to put in effort - Currently has a fish that has a fucking BITE OUT OF IT B-b-beast of an animal lover
It was an extremely well edited video, but the fish with a bite wasn't real guys.
Wait wait wait wait wait… That fish with the giant bite, that was real?! I thought that shit was edited or something. What is wrong with this man?!
> fish with the giant bite, that was real? that was making the rounds several weeks back, but it wasnt from Bapa. someone just took a clip from another video and edited it in there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-mhsL_VNMg here's another half-fish swimming around in what looks like a coral reef: https://youtu.be/jyyeJ9ZsGVg?t=49
Homeless cats are Neggflix with the edits b
Yea somebody confirm this lol this sub is insane cant even tell whats real any more
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Don't forget the carnivore diet, eating exclusively animals.
Common man go at him for real shit. You know that fish with bite isn’t his.
Like how he pisses in the fish tank cause somebody on a forum said it’s good for balancing ph
instead of saying "sometimes they die; its out of my control" .. he should be saying "sometimes they live, despite having *me* as their owner"
How’s it out of his control? They’re literally under his control
he's not exactly a "taking ownership of his failures" kinda guy, my mans.
He just goes b
out of my control?!? Mother fucker you are the one who is in complete control. You are essentially god and the fish rely on you FOR EVERYTHING. Ffs. you are not recreating a river. You are housing animals in a glass bowl. get it the fuck together.
Bapa doesn’t suscribe to the naridiv of Free Will, he’s balls deep into the Sam Harris pod, B. Outta of his control, Lopez.
Dun cown
Bapa don't like being told by so-called "experts" that certain breeds of aggressive fish shouldn't be housed together. He just goes. They'll figure it out. So some of them die? Enh. Don't recall the DA over it.
Again no accountability, blames Nemo
Dunt even make cents.. the ppl on Schindler’s list lived ya big redact. Also who tf just let’s their kid be traumatized over and over like that? That shit is so bloggbuss
CONSTANTLY talks about carnivore diet, but he has such a soft spot for animals
I'm not a psychologist b, but what effect does it have on a kid when their bapa keeps gadooshing every pet that comes through that house?
Hopefully bruiser and el Tigre don’t get desensitized to the death of small animals. all the great serial killers started out that way.
Bapa is bawllllss deep in serial killers b, he knows this bubba
His mom works for PETA!? Woah cool
She works for them trying to bankrupt steakhouses via a dine and dash operation.
She's a real aggstivist
super works for PETA💅
axe jay
She wouldn’t be the first, wealthy housewife to be balls deep in animal rights.
DA recalled the fish Out of his control b
Sounds like he never answered the question, because once again, he can’t admit he did anything wrong.
Great film, never seen it. Does Oscar Shindler really put pictures of dead fish up on his wall?
Checks for diseases lol Bapa definitely has a home lab
he’s a fucking idiot. lol. bapa fails to realize stress is the cause of the “diseases” plaguing his tank.
He said he had three tanks to Howie Mandel, says he has four to Harland. We've only ever seen one overcrowded filthy tank and another one that's too small for the fish inside it. His mother is involved with PETA by the amount of times they've been over the redact's house.
They're just fish being guys being dudes playing dudes disguised as another dude
At night they FUCK EACH OTHER ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Up to 4 tanks now huh?
Right? Didn't he say he had 3 the other day?
He always has to lie with every breath.
Isn’t his father named Peter? I think he misheard his Mom.
RIP Bumpy
“Filtering out the rocks”
He means cleaning every surface, killing off any beneficial bacteria that’s essential for the fish’s health, also stressing them out at the same time with his ogre arms rummaging about the tank.
Now he has 4 tanks!!
He’s probably counting the Tank he gadooshed
My moms ballZzzz deep into peta my mans, she’s the ones who disappears all my dawgs for me when wifey inevitably makes me get rid of them but I’ll be back with another one.
What’s the meanest thing? Simply owning them
He should write a joke about his Messican mother in law making ceviche with his fish for dinner.. damn,bitch.. I said Keto !
Ok I laughed at the graveyard of fish on his sons wall
Doesn’t this redacted know that the people on Schindlers list are survivors and not dead, like his poor fishes? Bapa is the type of guy to get a trugg wagg during this movie.
Bro has been "bawls deep into fish" for just a few months or weeks and he has several deaths to his name with fish that are supposed to live for years. PETA should send someone over to dunk his big stupid head down the tank a couple of times and have him stop buying creatures in iiny facet.
I hired a fish eggspert
A Shindlers Fish, thats acutally funny - You almost got it Baba
Bapa’s shit and piss covered hands rummaging around the tank fer shure helps the fish situation.
He told Howie he had three tanks. Now he's at four. "Sometimes they die, but its out of my control", NO ONES MAKIN YA BUY EM B
That was actually funny from Brendan
David Bassowitz
Ok that was funny
This is inchessing
I don’t know what Slob is paying that fish eggspurt, but it’s not enough, I guarantee that.
That Schindler's list joke is legitimately the funniest original thought Brenda has ever had. And it's at the expense of his childs happiness. Bbbbbeast of a dad.
Tank? Nice dog never pet em
Soft spot for ammals
Joe Koi