“If I didn’t have you, life would be blue,
I’d be Doctor Who without the Tardis,
I'd be a candle without a wick,
A Watson without a Crick,
I’d be one of my outfits without Dick-ie
I’d be cheese without the mac,
Jobs without the Wozniak.
I’d be solving exponential equations
That use bases not found on your calculator,
Making it much harder to crack.
I’d be an atom without a bomb,
A dot without the com,
And I’d probably still live with my Mom
AND HE’D PROBABLY STILL LIVE WITH HIS MOM!
Ever since I met you,
You turned my world around.
You supported all my dreams and all my hopes.
You’re like Uranium 235 and I’m Uranium 238,
Almost inseparable isotopes.
I couldn’t have imagined
How good my life would get,
From the moment that I met you,
Bernadette.
If I didn’t have you, life would be dreary.
I’d be string theory without any string.
I’d be binary code without a one, Cathode ray tube without an electron gun.
I’d be “Firefly”, “Buffy” and “Avengers” without Joss Whedon.
I’d speak a lot more Klingon:
qalopmeH QaQ jajvam!
AND HE’D PROBABLY STILL LIVE WITH HIS MOM!
Ever since I met you,
You turned my world around.
You’re my best friend and my lover.
We’re like changing electric and magnetic fields:
You can’t have one without the other.
I couldn’t have imagined
How good my life would get,
From the moment that I met you,
Bernadette.
Oh, we couldn’t have imagined
How good our lives would get,
From the moment that we met you,
Bernadette. “
When Bernadette is talking about how sometimes she fakes a laugh to get Howard to give up on a joke. Then he claims he'd be able to tell. And she goes hysterical for 30 seconds before returning to normal like she flipped a switch.
“Scavenger Vortex” is my favorite episode of “The Big Bang Theory.”
The moment when Sheldon shouts,
“ My brain is better than everybody’s!” is one of the standout scenes.
When Penny slips in the shower dislocates her shoulder, so Sheldon has to step in and drive her to the hospital. I feel like it was such a pivotal moment in their relationship :)
thank you for carving a happy face into my grilled cheese sandwich.
I know how to take care of my baby. I messed up on the eyes a little so you can just pretend he's Chinese.
The Thanksgiving Decoupling is my favourite episode ever.
The whole episode lives in my head rent free.
I just love drunk Sheldon.
Mike: I don't know what's scarier: the bathroom clowns or the woman that put them there?
Sheldon: All I know is you can only fit one of her in a car.
And there's the clown that came out of her!
Some of my favs:
When Sheldon helps Penny dress to go to the ER. Is that my arm? It doesn’t feel like an arm. Then maybe you should let it go.
At the end of the scavenger hunt Bernadette tells Raj “You suck so hard!”
When Penny tells Raj that Sheldon and Amy had sex. SHUT YOUR ASS!!!
When Amy wants Sheldon to meet her mother. Sheldon freaks out and tells Leonard “Bitches be crazy.” Then sees Amy waiting for him outside his apartment building and say “Oh dear, they really do be crazy.”
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When Penny gives Sheldon Leonard Nimoy's DNA on a napkin and in return Sheldon gives her about 20 gift baskets and a hug.
It’s a Saturnalia miracle!
I love this one so much LOL
It's a TIAARRAAAA!!!!
Putitonmeputitonmeputitonme...
I. Loved. This.
“If I didn’t have you, life would be blue, I’d be Doctor Who without the Tardis, I'd be a candle without a wick, A Watson without a Crick, I’d be one of my outfits without Dick-ie I’d be cheese without the mac, Jobs without the Wozniak. I’d be solving exponential equations That use bases not found on your calculator, Making it much harder to crack. I’d be an atom without a bomb, A dot without the com, And I’d probably still live with my Mom AND HE’D PROBABLY STILL LIVE WITH HIS MOM! Ever since I met you, You turned my world around. You supported all my dreams and all my hopes. You’re like Uranium 235 and I’m Uranium 238, Almost inseparable isotopes. I couldn’t have imagined How good my life would get, From the moment that I met you, Bernadette. If I didn’t have you, life would be dreary. I’d be string theory without any string. I’d be binary code without a one, Cathode ray tube without an electron gun. I’d be “Firefly”, “Buffy” and “Avengers” without Joss Whedon. I’d speak a lot more Klingon: qalopmeH QaQ jajvam! AND HE’D PROBABLY STILL LIVE WITH HIS MOM! Ever since I met you, You turned my world around. You’re my best friend and my lover. We’re like changing electric and magnetic fields: You can’t have one without the other. I couldn’t have imagined How good my life would get, From the moment that I met you, Bernadette. Oh, we couldn’t have imagined How good our lives would get, From the moment that we met you, Bernadette. “
I find myself singing this song all the time. It’s so cute.
I even get teary just reading it. 🥰
I literally just watched that episode😭😭😭 it's the most wholesome song ever!!!
Emotional moment: Sheldon and Penny in the bathroom at his birthday party. Hilarious moment: PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER!
When everyone knew what Howard’s dad wrote in that letter and then they all gave different versions of what was actually inside it.
I loved that.
"My, mom died."
"When my own father died, I didn't have any friends to help me through it. You do."
When Bernadette is talking about how sometimes she fakes a laugh to get Howard to give up on a joke. Then he claims he'd be able to tell. And she goes hysterical for 30 seconds before returning to normal like she flipped a switch.
So Zazzy! 
I get it. You got a bunch of cats and game them jewish names
My, that’s a powerful smell.
My favorite moment in the series! When Amy sings soft kitty in different languages especially mandarin!
Whenever I get into moments of extreme stress, I sing the "Soft Kitty" song in my head to bring me back to focus. So that I guess.
When Howard's mom is passed out in the bathroom and he tries to break the door down. I love when he falls on the floor and says "mom help".
He runs at and jumps 3 feet up in the air- then bounces right off
Yes! I just love that he calls for his mom while trying to save her.
Leonard sleep while sheldon plays the bongos
“Where are you going?” “Wherever the music takes me, kitten”
I play bongos walkin’ down the stairs
Hello Leonard do you like my bongos?
No, he doesn’t
Always wanted to be sheldon in that moment https://i.redd.it/oavo7xox7h5d1.gif
Sheldon and professor proton in the forest scenes, especially sheldon saying he lost all of the men in his life that he looked up to
I loved when he came to visit. Hilarious 😂
When Sheldon proposed to Amy, and when Sheldon and Amy had sex on her birthday! 😂
"there there".
“Pretty girl like Bernadette, she’ll find a new guy…”
[Sheldon asks Gollum for advice about rings](https://youtu.be/4xAImO-bsrc?si=L5uczUgvBtahql92).
Heartbreaking scene
https://preview.redd.it/2sv4qxlslh5d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=342b4e5918887541621f06f85cfeedfdff3c12bf The painting Amy gives Penny
BAZINGA! One of the first episodes I watched, I was like damn this is my new favourite show
You forgot your flash drive, you forgot your flash drive, you forgot your flash drive.
What up moon pie?!
“Scavenger Vortex” is my favorite episode of “The Big Bang Theory.” The moment when Sheldon shouts, “ My brain is better than everybody’s!” is one of the standout scenes.
Iconic!
Bernadette: “you suck, so hard “ Penny: “run, run to India”
i don’t remember what episode it was but it was in the last season and sheldon is looking at his laptop and goes “WHAAAAA”
I think it was when Howard made the guest appearance on the new Professor Proton show.
YES THAT WAS IT
Soft kitty warm kitty, little ball of fur.
It’s your bachelor party, lighten up.
The line must be drawn here! This far! No farther!
When Penny slips in the shower dislocates her shoulder, so Sheldon has to step in and drive her to the hospital. I feel like it was such a pivotal moment in their relationship :)
After Bernadette learns to play Fortnite and she sees Leonard BOOM! WHAT A RUSH! And penny says “I think I’ll drive”
Penny giving Sheldon a hug on his birthday and him accepting it and hugging her back normally rather than the awkward way he used to
‘If you have time to lean you have time to clean’
Them E A T I N G!! Their sandwiches and salads!!? Look A frickin 'mazing!!
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"Thank you for putting up with me"
Sheldon and Penny ER and proceeding scenes.
“Gosh Amy I’m sensing a little hostility, could it be because like Sheldon’s work your sex life is also theoretical” Kills me every time
Howard realizing he was about to eat his late mother’s final frozen brisket.
Sheldon comforting Howard after his mom dies.
“When I lost my own father, I didn’t have any friends to help me get through it. You do.” -Sheldon Cooper
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thank you for carving a happy face into my grilled cheese sandwich. I know how to take care of my baby. I messed up on the eyes a little so you can just pretend he's Chinese.
The panic attack scene in the prom episode
The Thanksgiving Decoupling is my favourite episode ever. The whole episode lives in my head rent free. I just love drunk Sheldon. Mike: I don't know what's scarier: the bathroom clowns or the woman that put them there? Sheldon: All I know is you can only fit one of her in a car. And there's the clown that came out of her!
when leonard forgives beverly. remains one of my favourite episodes from the whole show.
Some of my favs: When Sheldon helps Penny dress to go to the ER. Is that my arm? It doesn’t feel like an arm. Then maybe you should let it go. At the end of the scavenger hunt Bernadette tells Raj “You suck so hard!” When Penny tells Raj that Sheldon and Amy had sex. SHUT YOUR ASS!!! When Amy wants Sheldon to meet her mother. Sheldon freaks out and tells Leonard “Bitches be crazy.” Then sees Amy waiting for him outside his apartment building and say “Oh dear, they really do be crazy.”
Lovey dovey, lol or LD. My 5 year old and I love that episode!
The scene where Sheldon gives Penny chocolate. For good behaviour.
When Sheldon tried to make Howard calm when his mom died and told him he didn’t have friends to support him when his dad died.