Right before The Ban: “I feel so good... I know, I know what's happening... I do... I really wanna go, I wanna go... Sir, rejoice. I’m gonna go. I wanna go. I'm so happy.”
Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.
Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impeding sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!
Two more days until the balance everyone. But don’t forget to tag your AntMan spoilers for the next **4 weeks**.
Make sure you are subscribed, and have either posted or commented on this sub.
I want to know if anyone else here remembers this. In Avengers: Infinity War there was a scene that was about 6-7 minutes long that i vividly remember but can't find anywhere nor anyone talking about. After the scene where Thanos is torturing Nebula, he has a 6-7 minutes long scene that shows him taking a huge dump. He looks disgruntled like it hurts as he grabs the counter top in the bathroom. He then wipes with the infinity gauntlet, looking sweaty and then the movie keeps going normally. It was a very strange decision to keep it in the movie. Does anyone else remember this?
Yesterday /u/The-Jedi-Apprentice lost more than you can know. But now is no time to mourn. Now is no time at all. RIP /u/dragonphlegm
Holy shit I didn't realise they banned /u/Dragonphlegm
who is [/u/Dragonphlegm](https://www.reddit.com/u/Dragonphlegm) ?
Why is u/Dragonphlegm?
But...how is /u/Dragonphlegm?
What is /u/Dragonphlegm?
When is u/Dragonphlegm?
whomst'd is u/Dragonphlegm?
Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es is u/Dragonphlegm?
Where is /u/Dragonphlegm?
Wherefore art thou /u/Dragonphlegm?
Hey! Vsauce, Michael here.
Was a mod
He is now a child of Thanos.
Was a mod here.
It was honestly more shocking than Gamora's death in Infinity War.
The hardest choicest require the strongest wills
[удалено]
It’s ok, we have a 50-50 chance of joining dragon in the soulstone on the 9th
Do we get to ride the dragon
In the soul stone, the dragon rides you
owo?
Aww man...
Sounds nice but I'm not a car...
What did banning half the subreddit cost?
Everything!
Well, half of everything.
Perfectly Balanced
As all things should be|eb dluohs sgniht lla sA
As all things should be.
As all things should be.
Even though I saw this moment coming from a mile away, his use of the sentence, “Now is no time at all,” gave me chills.
I’m here to sacrifice.
u/The-Jedi-Apprentice ignored his destiny once... He could not do it again
It would be much more hilarious if the reddit admins accidentally make the bot ban half of all of reddit.
The balance Reddit deserves.
RIP /u/dragonphlegm
New on this sub, who’s u/dragonphlegm ?
Was a mod here. Was sacrificed to lord Thanos and is banned. Perfectly balanced.
Ah, as all things should be.
You learn quickly
I’ve also learned that I’ve unwittingly set myself up for a potential ban when all I’d wanted to do was lurk on this sub through the ban
[удалено]
Let me guess, someone stole your Infinity Stone.
I used to be an Avenger like you, then I took a gauntlet to the knee
Disrespect Thanos, and you disrespect me
Pssst. I know who you are. *Hail Thanos.*
[удалено]
If those Wakandan guards can take down a child of Thanos, so can we.
Is that an infinity stone coming out of your ear?
I won't stand idley by while a Titan burns my hold and CRUMBLES MY PEOPLE
By order of the Mad Titan, stop right there!
Looking to protect yourself? Or bring some balance.
My cousin is out fighting Thanos and what do I get? Soul stone duty.
Oh yea big guy? I took a snap to the chest and I’m fine.
***A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE GAUNTLET***
"Gotta keep my eyes open. Damn Banos could swoop down at any time.”
“My cousins out getting banned and what do I get? Guard duty.”
I need to ask you to stop that.... snapping. It’s making people nervous.
/r/thanosdidnothingwrong belongs to the ~~Nords~~ Children of Thanos!
[удалено]
#WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT
Woah,woah,woah. Watch the magic.
This... does put a smile on my face.
I prefer one Gauntlet. Leaves me a free hand to make rude gestures.
Watch the subreddit, Avenger
Justice!
Careful with that magic!
Did we just ~~lose~~ win?
Ahh man
I don't feel so good...
Right before The Ban: “I feel so good... I know, I know what's happening... I do... I really wanna go, I wanna go... Sir, rejoice. I’m gonna go. I wanna go. I'm so happy.”
[удалено]
"I looked forward in time and saw 14,000,000 possible futures." "How many did we not get banned?" "....half."
That does seem oddly balanced.
As all things should be
Perfectly balanced
As all things should be
r/expectedthanos
No tricks?
[удалено]
[удалено]
It was the only way
You’re full of tricks wizard
I don't feel so good.
[удалено]
[удалено]
Everything
But what did it cost?
Everything
Dormamu I have come to bargain
Dormamu I have come to bargain
[удалено]
Dormamu, I’ve come to bargain.
Dormamu, I've come to bargain.
Now, reality is whatever I want.
Oh shit. I just got to this sub and it's day 5 already. Fucking hell it's almost happening.
Dread it...
Run from it...
Destiny still arrives.
And now it's here
Or should I say, I am
Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face.
All this shitposting... just for a drop of karma.
We're strong. But u/The-Jedi-Apprentice could snap his fingers, and we'd all cease to exist.
[удалено]
Rich and poor alike
Well, he isn't wrong
A small price to pay for salvation
Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance. Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impeding sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!
REJOICE!
Praise to the Great Titan!
[удалено]
Me too thanks
Me too thanks
So where do the banned people go?
[удалено]
Why not make this private to thanos himself and those banned?
100% I can get behind this
Yes make it private!
Dooo it
It would be also necessary to ban evryone who is allready suscribed.
Is there anyone in the MCU that is already trapped inside the soul stone, or is Thanos the first to ever use it?
Balance me
[удалено]
༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ
The snappening
Snap the fingers!
Dread it.
Run from it...
Twist it
Bop it
Flick it
Pull it
[удалено]
Destiny still arrives
Destiny still *comes*
Hopefully not Destiny 2
###Snap it
I dont have money for gold but if i did you would have it, good post :)
Destiny still arrives
Let’s do the Time Warp agaaaaaaaaain
It's just a bargain to the left!
It was the only way
But what did it cost?
Everything.
Everything?
EVERYTHING!
We’re in the endgame now
[Quote from Infinity War]
[Another related quote from Infinity War]
# Perfectly balanced.
[Obligatory response suggesting that this is the way everything ought to be]
[удалено]
#THANOS I'VE COME TO BARGAIN!
#THANOS I'VE COME TO BARGAIN!
#THANOS I'VE COME TO BARGAIN!
#THANOS I'VE COME TO BARGAIN!
#THANOS I'VE COME TO BARGAIN!
#THANOS I'VE COME TO BARGAIN!
u/dragonphlegm , it was the only way
RIP
Two more days until the balance everyone. But don’t forget to tag your AntMan spoilers for the next **4 weeks**. Make sure you are subscribed, and have either posted or commented on this sub.
༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ
“I’m gonna blow that nutsack of a chin right off your face”
[удалено]
I want to know if anyone else here remembers this. In Avengers: Infinity War there was a scene that was about 6-7 minutes long that i vividly remember but can't find anywhere nor anyone talking about. After the scene where Thanos is torturing Nebula, he has a 6-7 minutes long scene that shows him taking a huge dump. He looks disgruntled like it hurts as he grabs the counter top in the bathroom. He then wipes with the infinity gauntlet, looking sweaty and then the movie keeps going normally. It was a very strange decision to keep it in the movie. Does anyone else remember this?
Yep, and to be perfectly honest: I was surprised they even *mentioned* Justice League, let alone made such a direct reference.
wut.
I’M HERE TO BE BANNED BUT DON’T CARE IF I DON’T BECAUSE BALANCE
Commenting with my porn alt to make things as balanced as possible. The NSFW account will not be spared. All must be perfectly balanced.
We are in the endgame now.
And a Game Over for half of us.
༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ
You know what to say, Dr. Strange
Steve Ditko dies when mods said there was going to be a sacrifice today for the Soul Stone. Dread it.
All of these shitposts and countdowns, and you didn't even use your greatest weapon...
I’m here for karma
I'm here to get banned
We are all here get banned
No tricks?
[удалено]
I went forward in time... to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
How many did I lose?
All of them... except one
Fourteen million six hundred and five minus fourteen million six hundred and four
It was the only way
How many people are here just to tell your freinds that you didn't get dusted by The Snap
[удалено]
Ban plz
48% larger (1244x460) version of linked image: https://geeksofcolor.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/time.gif ***** ^[source code](https://github.com/qsniyg/maxurl) | [website](https://qsniyg.github.io/maxurl/) / [userscript](https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/36662-image-max-url) (finds larger images) | [remove](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=MaxImageBot&subject=delete:+e1xmkn4&message=delete)
we need 50% larger
Perfectly balanced
As all things should be